Which one of these men is the real Tom Cruise?

Which one of these men is the real Tom Cruise?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tom and the Cruises VS Vin and the Diesels. Who wins?

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has to be the shortest one. It's hard to tell but I think left.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one with the least muscles obviously.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely don't think any of them are

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know why but I laughed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this guy got it
      https://twitter.com/LakshmiRIyer/status/1666455287056703491

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought he did his own stunts. This is very disappointing if true.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          maybe doubles for being thrown around

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You still have a stunt double even if you do your own stunts. Someone has to teach you how to do it, and supervise you on the day, someone has to be able to step in if you get injured or chicken out and then there's all the small insignificant stunts (Like a cutaway fall) where you would always use a stand in because there is no reason not to.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those are for his personal use for when he wants to frick himself.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's pretty obvious if you just look for the one with the fricked up nose. none of them have tom cruise's fricked up nose so they're all fakes. one of them is also hispanic

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    far left

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can rule out the rightmost one because it's me

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    right one looks closest, but his jaw is too boxy
    answer is none of them

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Xenu Trinity

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The middle one.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Right. I'd recognize that wiener bulge anywhere.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All three are impersonators

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are people in this thread trolling? It’s obviously the one on the right

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Are people in this thread trolling?
      Most autists are known to suffer from face blindness.
      >It’s obviously the one on the right
      Correct.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >https://twitter.com/LakshmiRIyer/status/1666455287056703491
    this is an AI generated image morons

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick, this guy is right
      oldest i could find was 4 days ago
      https://fb.com/groups/officialmidjourney/permalink/583031047321797/

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        AI didnt exist 4 years ago

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Human-created AI, yes. But extraterrestial AI has infiltrated our planet to prepare for the coming of their masters and t

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good makeup on those guys really looks like him!

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    None of these people are real or Tom cruise

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely the guy on the Left

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of them.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    None of them, moron.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is from a gay porn shoot, none of them is Tom Cruise.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tom Crews
    >Tim Krulz
    >Tam Crooze

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you call that kinda shirt? I need one

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    tom cruise humiliated

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when he hits the wall and the glasses go flying off

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    real tom is back in the closet just out of frame

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    middle

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    None of them. They're all close and center is closest, but the eyes aren't right

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're just from Boston.

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