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Batman and Robin.
forever
>forever
Forever is just obnoxious. Kilmer used to be the worst Batman.
Batman and Robin is glorious. It's the one that goes all the way. It crosses over into epicness.
Batman and Robin, simply because Freeze working with Ivy didn't make sense
Yes that's the point.
The one with the unsanctioned buffoon
They are both fun and campy.
This.
But both were quino. OP's a filtered midwit.
They're both dumb but it was a fun wild ride. I liked batman & robin because Uma Thurman makes my peepee hard
Loved both as a kid. The Nolan movies are just dumb. Bale needs to clear his throat.
Bale didn't have that lung cancer voice in Batman Begins yet, I wonder what made him think that would be a good idea in the Dark Knight and why no one told him not to do that.
He was separating the two personas to the point where he turned into a creature when he was Batman
please have a nice day at the nearest possible opportunity
Nolan movies are super dumb
Still need to get Riddler and Two-Face.
I had these as a kid. Crack these out at a Christmas party, chill em in the freezer and pour some amaretto in coke.
>only have a couple of batman glasses left
>all the others broke
>this glass is nearly a third of a century old
hold on to it, it's going to be worth a fortune in 3045 AD
They are still all over eBay.
I know and I still might buy some but it won't be the same
real glass
Nice, Mickey D's wouldn't do something like this nowadays. Half their "toys" are literal paper origami that you could print at home.
Are these actual glass or just plastic?
They are glass. The type of glass that you could bludgeon a man to death with and would come out the other side looking brand new. Those glasses will be there long after humans are extinct.
I like them both
>no one cared who i was until i put on the mask
Who would win in a fight him or batfleck?
>i drive
I used to jerk off to fantasies of Nicole Kidman and Drew Barrymore having lesbian sex because of Batman Forever
That would be the ultimate dream combo just add in rose McGowan
These movies are hated by absolute dorks who think the Tim Burton and Nolan Batman movies are peak
Every actor looks like they’re enjoy the frick out of themselves and Val Kilmer and Clooney are both better at Batman with a better Alfred than batfleck and bale. Seethe more
They’re fun and campy
Forever was legitimately great
B&R was fun but forgot to be an actual movie and went overboard with the campiness
Robin
Idiot
If you grew up watching the Adam West TV series there's no reason to dislike any of the two movies, since they're basically just an updated version of it giving off a very similar feeling. If you grew up reading the dark and edgy comics you probably dislike both of them equally.
tdk and tdkr
I'd pay to see Nicolas Cage as a Scarecrow
They're both better than memes would have you believe.
Batman and Robin is kino.
Forever has one of the greatest OSTs in cinema history.
Are the jannies dead yet?
Batman and Robin went overboard with the schlock factor. Forever is the more tasteful kino.
Batman Forever is actually entertaining. Batman and Robin is pretty cringe.
Batman and Robin is so incredibly bad, that it's avant-garde.
BF does have that great scene at the circus. After the Flying Greysons fall to their deaths you see the circus people gather around them in a bird’s eye view from Bruce and Dick’s pov. Really kino scene. Better than anything Nolan had.
I can only remember forever out if the two, but both are ridiculous downgrades to Tim Burton's ones. McDonalds should be banned because of it.
Weren't McDonalds b***hing that the Burton movies turned out too intense for kids but they had already produced happy meal toys?
Batman Forever isn't bad outside of Tommy Lee Jones as Two-Face. Horribly miscast and he had no idea what to do. It's a meh Batman movie.
Batman and Robin is really bad, though Uma Thurman did look hot and that's about it for anything positive.
The one with Jim Carrey
UNSANCTIONED
Why didn't they cast Arnold as Bane instead of fricking Mr Freeze?
you're not paying Arnold $25 million to be a grunting lackey, he has to be the main villain
Why make him into a grunting lackey in first place? Bane is supposed to be both physically imposing and very intelligent. Just have Bane as a main villain.
I'm imagining Arnold as a more accurate Bane, not the thing they did.
BaR by quite a margin.
Arnie as Freeze is pure kino but B&R is the shittier flick and the one I’d least want to watch again if I had to choose
1 > 3 > 2 > 4
2 is easily the best one lol
Batman & Robin. It tries too much to be the adam west goofy Batman, but it doesn't really nail that, and people wanted more dark Batman. It's a weird film and cult classic in that.
Forever is actually good, but often put on the same category. TLJ's Two-Face is just a hackfest, but Carrey's Riddler is excellent. I love the darker fanedit, Red Book or Ultimate Fan Cut.
>See this talked about on Cinemaphile frequently
>Finally decide to watch these
>Start with the Mr. Freeze one first
>Within the first 8 minutes there are gay scenes and innuendo every fricking where
>The "suit up" montage holds on their bulging crotches for way too fricking long and zooms in
>They do a cut and zoom in to the bat nipples
>Batman tells robin " i got mine, did you get yours?" in the gayest way possible
>Poison ivy scene has naked lubed up muscle men proto-twerking around her like the broly lifting the cross meme image (twerking hadnt been invented yet)
>But the WORST by far was Robin.
>Movie introduces us to robin via his ass first
>The movie literally lines up SEVERAL shots with Robin's comically gigantic gay ass with spotlights, actual cinematography centering his ass for several scenes, and constant holds and fades originating or ending at robin's ass
>There were at least 2 spiral zoom in wipes on his ass
>PIC FRICKING RELATED IS A SCENE WHERE HE POLE VAULTS AND FLIES ASS FIRST INTO THE CAMERA, INTO THE AUDIENCE'S FACE
What the frick is this homosexual shit??? it is borderline softcore gay porn
this guy was staring at male ass the whole movie lmao
KWAB
>gay man makes film
>wtf why is this so gay?
I had these on VHS tapes growing up. I used to watch them every christmas at our cabin. Shit was kino.
*ahem*
Batman Begins > Batman '89 > Returns > The Dark Knight > Forever > Justice League: The Snyder Cut > TDKR > B&R >>>>> Batman vs Superman > Josstice League
oh whoops, put The Batman (2022) between TDK and Forever.
Where would Batman '66 go?
Forever. Jim Carrey and Val Kilmer really drag an otherwise decent movie down with their complete inability to act.
Release the Man-Bat cut