Which show had the best protag?
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When you’re a sexy Mom, in your neighborhood.
Who ya gon’ call?
MILF FRICKERS!!!!
When your husband sucks, and he don’t frick good.
Who ya gon’ call?
MILF FRICKERS!!!!
A group like this should exist in real life.
They really should
>Finn is a manlet
no?
Beast Wars
>toy commercial
>good at anything
my hero
Those designs suck, but ranking the characters themselves. Marco and Lincoln are on the lower end.
I place Steven and Dipper toward the top
>mr. Cinemaphilelympus winners
>mr. Cinemaphilelympus losers
wtf they're all literally me
>average Cinemaphile husbando thread
I can't help but laugh. Holy. Shit. Is this actual bara dreamgayging?
Marco because I want to frick him
>t. Garnet
I feel like Lincoln Loud doesn't really fit in with these guys
He's just a plain guy with nothing interesting going on
Also WTF is this inage
Every team needs the one normal guy. That in and of itself makes it interesting.
>Also WTF is this inage
Team MILF, alpha b***h, villainess and heroine fricker.
Lincoln illustrates all of their epic adventures and sells them as comics.
That's actually a cool idea
he is actually a fedora cuck that faps to pedoshit
this again?
Tales of the Milf Frickers so far
>The mighty NTR inducing milf frickers assemble their harem consisting of every single Western animated female
>KO is accepted as their official sixth ranger
>Cartoon dads and boyfriends are sentenced to the cuck sheds for the rest of their days
>The Smiling Friends are rebranded as the Cuck Wranglers take care of the cucks as much as the buck break them
>Denji from Chainsaw Man is the wrangler apprentice who tries and fails to get laid
>After Brock Samson attempted to seduce his way into the harem, he was promptly beheaded by Wonder Woman and his head was used as a urinal
>Following a pitched battle with Nappa, anime characters were officially allowed into the harem and the cuck sheds
>protag
Then why is Marco up there?
It was his story in the end
no one
I see the anti Mr. Cinemaphile posting has begun
>anti Mr. Cinemaphile
what the frick that even means
People are trying to besmirch the characters so they won't do well in Mr. Cinemaphile.
characters used for self-inserters never do well anyway
>IC doomed six characters thanks to his homosexualry
You love to see it
Who's IC?
There's no fricking way IC is just one guy, "they" must definitely be multiple homies
I think one of them was spamming dickgirl porn during ms. /aco/.
23pbp
Boy there's a lot of 20 or 30 something year old artists on the internet that just outright hates life, I mean they always like to make child protags look like they aged horribly in their drawings.
yeah, the pic that OP posted they look all awful. but yeah, real life is like that, there are more chances of aging horrible than becoming an eternal youmg chad like self-inserters think. just look steven for example, the self-inserter artist draw him like muscular man but he will age like greg did it, after all greg was literally steven with long hair when he was younger. and lincoln is like his grampa so of course he will end becoming a fatso
cope I guess.
I want to see a king of the hill type of series featuring them
tbtbh thats exactly how i expected finn to end up. just a crazy ass old man living the best years of his life
older Finn is smiling so seems to be having fun.
is he the only canon one of these? all the others seem fan draw (and a lot shitter looking in comparison)
Yeah it was edited in by request to match the original picture
Finn also had the worst adult life out of all of them too. But he always kept his cool for Jake
>KO absent as he basically becomes a demigod super chad
>he grants the others godhood
>they form their own Cinemaphilelympus in the heavens
Of course the only official design in this group is for Finn.
Every masterpiece has its group of cheap copies.
KO became his objectively perfect self at the age of 6-12. Some of those other losers never even tried to realize inner peace and become one with their demons to save the day.
KO could teach Ben so much, if only Ben wasn't busy committing sins against God with his cousin.
This! Ben is a complete loser compared to Chad O.
>if only Ben wasn't busy committing sins against God with his cousin.
How can that be when Marco is fricking Ben's cousin?
Was the official totally canon and objective final ending of Star VS retconned or something? Cuz last I checked Princess(!) Marco was sandwiched between Jackie and Tom.
>implying he can't have all three
That's what we in the business call a triple threat.
>if only Ben wasn't busy committing sins against God with his cousin.
cousin marriage is not a sin or incest, your grandparents are probably cousins
I did
Finn KO and Steven movie+SUF
I hate these designs they absolutely fail to encapsulated these characters as men
>Steven
A huge cry baby simp
>Dipper
A simp
>Finn
A simp and a cuck
>Lincoln
A crossdressing femboy
>K.O.
Never seen the show, but K.O. seems like a Chad
>Marco
A crossdressing femboy, but he's a better ladies man then the rest
The answer is K.O.
The scholar
The artist
The Martial Artist
The hero
The warrior
The overpowered pacifist who refuses to fight even though he could end every conflict instantly
The perfect that any girl would fall for
the simp
the incel
the weaboo
the cucked
the troony
the homosexual
Steven literally looks like if Maui from Moana trooned out.
Marco looks gay
he is gay
You forgot this one, homie
Just a worse KO
Marco
kick Lincoln out and maybe you'd have a interesting "superhero" lite web comic
Chowder. Man I miss that show.
I’ll never understand chillguydraws and thiccverse
Unlimited imagination means unlimited power which means unlimited girls which means unlimited milfs which means unlimited waifus.
Your dad is never coming back.
I just don't like his style and how he envisions women.
Sure, SOME are fine, but most have something off about them
And he draws Lucy as a fricking midget landwhale, like seriously frick off.
I like a lot of his designs and appreciate hsi style but yeah I dont like his adult lucy either. The younger set are precious though, cute Lincoln.
Hot group of homosexualS
MY FUWARKING HEROES
>t. woman or homosexual
No and no. I can actually appreciate fictional women which people on this board seem to have forgotten.
I can appreciate fictional men besides self insert shit, your point, straightoid?
>I can appreciate fictional men
>straightoid
Out. I don’t mind a little bit of husbando stuff but like furries, you take it too far.
And this goes for the above post; there’s absolutely nothing wrong with self inserting. It helps enhance the experience, something tourists wouldn’t know. It’s the only reason Ron and Beast Boy and Milo are remembered.
Lmao everyone laugh at the self inserting straightoid
Lmao everyone laugh at this seething tourist
I've been here much longer than you, straightoid
>straightoid
Yeah, tourist. Been here 15 years btw.
I've been here 17 years, oh no, what now, straightoid?
That picture is the most effeminate thing Ive seen today
god self-inserters are pathetic
>Me and the boys discussing our favorite milfs
Did you suck each other's dicks before or afterwards? Because there's nothing heterosexual about that image
Not only are they gay but also cuckolds going after other mens sloppy seconds
>cucking other men and stealing their girl makes you a cuck
holy mother of cope
>going after used goods and fricking their loose holes while the other guys semen is still there make you a bull
damn didnt know the admission exams to be a bull were so lenient, is the employment pool drying up or something
What's a bull to you?
A bull is an intact (i.e., not castrated) adult male of the species Bos taurus (cattle). More muscular and aggressive than the females of the same species (i.e. cows proper), bulls have long been an important symbol in many religions, including for sacrifices. These animals play a significant role in beef ranching, dairy farming, and a variety of sporting and cultural activities, including bullfighting and bull riding.
Due to their temperament, handling of bulls requires precautions.
how does it feel to be more pathetic than the average cartoon dad?
Nothing can be more pathetic than your average cartoon dad
really drives home how pathetic you are
Nah that's still cartoon dads
Finn and Lincoln make MILFs.
>make milfs
>collect milfs
Finn and Lincoln are gigachads.
You guys think the one who spams these threads got bullied in school so this is his way of getting back at them?
I thought it was to get back at his dad who abandoned him.
He bullied other people as a kid
He would be based if it was true, he's clearly a bullied kid tho
>name is industrycuck
>never brings up any industry related concepts
False advertising tbh