which top tier Hollywood celebrity has the most unatractive wife/girlfriend?
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which top tier hollywood celebrity has the most unatractive wife/girlfriend?
how is she unattractive?
She's not in any way. She's probably in the top 3 percent for a woman her age. Absolutely would.
tom hiddleston
it doesnt pop with behind the camera guys, they would blend in unnoticed 95% of the time in public
attention prostitutes
Biden's America
>wife/girlfriend
zesty
When buck breaking goes too far.
Sawyer from LOST
she's just old she looks like she was attractive when she was young
I feel kinda bad about this, but I want to win the thread, so.
She's cute, but Keanu could do better.
>cute
are u blind
>I feel kinda bad about this
as you should. keanu is a good man and he deserves to be happy. leave him be.
>>>>>>>>
If he was so good his wife would be hotter!
Thats a man
You just know she does wild shit like still her finger up his bum while blowing him
is that considered "wild shit" today?
Do Zoomer girls do that by default now?
Fricking fantastic milfs, I love the fit-but-still-leathery, hot but not in a Hollywood kind of way attainable mommy look. These guys are living the dream.
HNNGG would literally pay $10k just to massage lick her old granny butthole
I love women like this and anyone that doesn’t is truly missing out on one of the finer things in life
These on the other hand are just nasty
found the granny fricker
Reeves is a known CHILD MOLESTOR. All hollywood celebrities are. Frick all of them.
Trump lost buddy, get over it
She's le old and still attractive. Post a young picture of her
question
how do some men stay with their wifes for so long after they hit the wall?
Because men used to know the meaning of words such as loyalty, honour, chivalry.
A man's word is his bond.
>Until death do us part. In sickness and in health, for richer or poorer.
When a man says this, he means this. He understands the gravity of this commitment. A woman thinks it's just funny quirky shit a princess has to say on her wedding day hihi.
that's bullshit and life on IV copium
some have the severe autism of the above poster and live the last decades of their lives a sad and depressed being, or the opposite, if they're lucky and nature completely kills their testosterone so they don't really have a wife, just a partner
As for the others, affairs and prostitutes. It wouldn't have been needed, if women knew how to take care of themselves, but they would all rather sit on their fat asses all day and eat chocolates instead of working out and building a body and skin that will last well into their 50s, 60s
you have any better ideas for a post-wall guy?
You know a man being an adulterer isn't actually a good thing despite what the PUA in your instagram feed tells you.
They'll take half your shit with them, you'll probably have to pay Alimony too, and you have zero guarantee whatever you leave them for will be anything worthwhile, they could turn into a massive control freak who makes you get rid of your dog (ask Bill Burr).
Lol you have never even had the chance to be married
Really? That's the best you can do, you lazy frick?
Go easy on her bud
Lol you just write like it you frickin incel
>yeah guys frick women amiright? They’ll just rip your balls out through your wallet, that’s why alimoney is short for “all the money!”
>bros before hoes amiright?
>me? Naw never married. Nope no girlfriends either, I stay away from that shit, women are nuthin but trouble I says!
I hate women but you’re clearly a homosexual
I'll post one.
Everyone's seen her before, she was Rose's granddaughter in Titanic.
Before that she was a model in the 80s. She's got strong features but she just got old, she wasn't ugly.
Did she get the part because she was his wife or did Cameron scoop up the hottest hole in his movie? Think he would have learned his lesson after Terminator.
ugly women are the best at sex.
I had sex with 10/10 and 9/10 but the 4/10 I had were the best and craziest during sex.
They would ask me to choke them and they start eyerolling and grunting and shit and give the most insane deep blowjobs.
10/10 b***hes are boring for some reason
>for some reason
Come on, don't be a peabrain. It basically answers itself.
>for some reason
lol she has thin body most 40 year old moms would kill to have
they created a very hot daughter together. Jim always calculates and thinks ahead, like a true visionary.
I bet the toilets at vegan households smell rank 24/7. Like a cow farm with hints of goat.
That’s not Cameron’s daughter.
When your lifepartner is also your best friend.
We can only hope he has a cute and funny piece on the side.
she's cute tbh plus has a nice body. this just makes me like keanu more since he could have chosen a nobrain conventionally attractive starlet.
She cut3
I dont see the problem
Tom Holland
Do you guys just ignore how grotesque you really are or what? She's not hot but she's certainly on-par with the corpse beside her.
>Do you guys just ignore how grotesque you really are or what?
yes
>be handsome movie star
>marry a woman 20 years older than you
what compels a man to do this
Occult pacts with nether-world denizens.
Mommy issues. I bet she makes good tendies
Could be assdruk
This wouldn't be that weird if she wasn't so fricking ugly. She has never been attractive, young or old.
She's a movie director.
grooming
they met when he was 17 years old
money
these two are literally gay
He's a homosexual.
based jimbo
she still has it
face is getting busted tho
>plays John Lennon in a biopic about his major mommy issues
>marries a woman 20 years his senior
times method acting went too far?
a literal aristocratic beauty well into her years without plebeian modifications
she has kino face
Why do atheists get married?
To provide a secure, stable environment in which to raise children? Why does anybody get married mr frog?
Tradition.
Also this
and it’s much more fun being old if you’re married
Stop posting old women and start posting actors with actual ugly wives.
wtf
wolverine noooooo!
she's a beard so it doesnt count
They’re both hideous. Look at his eyes dude..I’d he an alcoholic? She looks better than him in this pic because at least she doesn’t look like she’s been balling her eyes out.
Guy played a main character in HARRY POTTER the most popular franchise with women of all time
I know he's ginger but surely he could easily frick any 10/10 harry potter superfan he wanted??
More like Rupert Squint
Stoned out of his gourd with his loyal chubster wife. He played a safer bet for his finances to not get taken in a divorce.
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
That's shit advice. How about 'Don't make a prostitute your wife and make sure she stays that way.'
If you want my particular point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
It's a song lyric
wow amazing advice, being depressed for your whole life for having to look at an horrid woman everyday
I’ll just leave this here
Don't forget she spent all his money so had had to keep appearing in shitty movies too, kek.
single handedly makes me rethink black women
what the frick was he thinking he was literally possessed
not to mention she's a horrible b***h that flushed all his money away
those 3 look like they have a combined IQ of an arctic seal
LOL
DENIRO......YOU FRICKING LAME-ASS JOKE.
HAHAHA WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT
PS- homosexual FATHER ! LOL
FRICK YOU DENIRO.
O, I SEE YOUR KIDS ARE Black folk !
HAHAHA !!
THEY TAKE AFTER YOU, YOU FRICKBALL.
Why didn’t he just take the freaking cruise tickets? His wife was crazy. They were already mobbed up just by virtue of having them as regular patrons
jesus
microdick
you can look it up it's true
keep puttin' in that work
she looks like she'd be hot if she was a cartoon
Honestly, for the longest time I thought I was an incel manlet but I unironically have a gf who is hotter and younger than the wives of super stars.
>literally me 🙁
Fat manlet here in the same position. I don't know what she sees in me, she even works.
>wife a hot white women in your 30s and have some kids
>divorce in your 50s and bang late 20's women until your dick stops working
>engorge yourself on fine food and wine
Rusty's unironcally got it all worked out
Why did he marry Hugo Weaving?
I'm glad the gonk droid finally found someone.
he is handy around the house and has a steady income
Bill Burr's wife if that counts
the WMGF
would
>Whoopi Goldberg used to frick Timothy Dalton, Frank Langella, and Ted Danson
b***h is like the reverse Pete davidson
how is this possible
She must have a big dick or sumthin
though chadly in appearance, probably prey animal tier when it comes to their personality.
I'm going to assume all three of them are homosexual. People used to be gullible about these PR couples, some still are (several celeb "couples" are obviously fake)
Name some that aren’t will smith and jada
I can’t believe no one has posted pierce brosnan and his land whale
Because she was hot and is still kinda cute for her age
She’s pretty tho.
>Lose first wife to cancer,
>Find love again, marry superhot new wife
>Have kids together
>Grow old together
>Still in love
Pierce Brosnan and his wife are living a better, happier life than any of us.
I wish him well
Don't forget he came out of hiding after being made aware people on the internet were discussing his wife's figure and basically renewed his love for her in a public statement.
he looks too happy and fullfilled with her so he kind of won despite that, also she was model tier when he met her
when they first started dating, she was a legit 10/10 and much prettier than most Hollywood actresses. even today when she is obese, she still has a very pretty face.
cate blanchett's husband is frickugly