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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Neither

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *blocks your path*

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black person.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The highway.

      CEO of nuking the Japanese Prime Minister and his camarilla.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Minus One

      Shin is top tier but Minus One for me. I wanted. Shin sequel but now I want a Minus One sequel

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wish they would have the balls to do a bizarre shin sequel with the humanoid godzillas

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And they could implement their idea of a second Godzilla coming out of the first or whatever

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Minus One

      Shin is top tier but Minus One for me. I wanted. Shin sequel but now I want a Minus One sequel

      Yeah what the Godzilla movies was always lacking was a deep dive into Japanese political bureaucracy.
      Frick you and every other butthole that suggested this. I want my two hours back.
      Let's be honest I'd just waste them here anyway.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >american lack of acting vs japanese overracting
    Minus One, but only because Godzilla is Japanese so they get to do what they want with it

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The worst Godzilla movie ever made or the best one?
    I'll take the right.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did it beat 1998?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're both bad

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Right because Japanese people are human and Amerisharts need to be gassed

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    in direct comparsion left gave me more goosebumps.

    minus one had the annoying kamikaze drama

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Both are a stand-out from the slop that's been peddled by legendary as of late and didn't rely on slapstick Black folk and deaf mute chamorroBlack person girl bosses.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >American movie made for Americans
    >Japanese movie made for Americans
    Easy choice

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    g2014 is kino
    -1 is fine

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Right, but left was abandoned by Legendary the very next movie. It would've been interesting if the more serious tone continued on in the sequels.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The highway.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's so surreal that Godzilla 2024 was ten fricking years ago.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2014

    PROS
    > Score is good.
    > Opening credits are cool & well done (score for it isn't quite as epic as the similar 98 credits)
    > CGI is all largely very good.
    > Godzilla's design is among the best ever & his mannerisms/expressions give the impression of grizzled, tired world weariness.
    > Godzilla's 2 atomic breath moments are great & the 1st shot of his tail lighting up is majestic.
    > The Muto designs are in the same vein of that from Cloverfield but are very much their own unique creature.
    > The Mutos's interaction is very natural & animal like contrasting their very unnatural appearance. Similar in many ways to the 1998 version of Godzilla.
    > Really like the mystery/build up to the Muto reveal + airport scene.
    > Scene of the 1st Muto hatching is suspenseful and very well done.
    > Bryan Cranston gives a solid emotional performance.
    > Some of ATJ's interaction with Cranston is decent.
    > Casting of the film is solid all around.
    > Opening with the nuclear disaster is overly quick but well done and emotionally effective.
    > The halo jump sequence is very well done.
    > The film & handling of the monsters feels grounded/quasi-realistic but at the same time the scale/cinematography is epic.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2014

      Nitpicks, CONS & Missed Opportunities!
      > The score is overbearing during the scene where the Mutos are ganging up on Godzilla and stabbing him.
      > Film is way too darkly lit especially the conclusion of the final battle.
      > Not enough scenes of the military fighting the Mutos.
      > Cutting away from the monster fights got old fast. Doing it after the incredible build up to the airport scene was bad enough but they do it several more times.
      > The final fight gets interrupted too much. I do like them showing the soldiers with the battles raging all around them but after they land from the jump & set out to find the nuke they should have focused on the monsters for a while before coming back to the soldiers.
      > Great cast but almost everyone aside from Cranston is underdeveloped & underused.
      > Ford is the least interesting character in the film, is overly focused on & ATJ gives a weak overly stoic performance.
      > Killing off Bryan Cranston was a mistake. Him living & interacting with Serizawa the rest of the film would have benefited both of their characters & would have allowed for more exploration of Monarch & it's history. It also would have been a good excuse for Ford to stick around rather than the series of conveniences that result in him being directly involved for the rest of the film.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >series of conveniences
        I hated that so much. I almost expected him to rescue his wife off the street from the Muto because of how coincidental everything felt.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        2014

        PROS
        > Score is good.
        > Opening credits are cool & well done (score for it isn't quite as epic as the similar 98 credits)
        > CGI is all largely very good.
        > Godzilla's design is among the best ever & his mannerisms/expressions give the impression of grizzled, tired world weariness.
        > Godzilla's 2 atomic breath moments are great & the 1st shot of his tail lighting up is majestic.
        > The Muto designs are in the same vein of that from Cloverfield but are very much their own unique creature.
        > The Mutos's interaction is very natural & animal like contrasting their very unnatural appearance. Similar in many ways to the 1998 version of Godzilla.
        > Really like the mystery/build up to the Muto reveal + airport scene.
        > Scene of the 1st Muto hatching is suspenseful and very well done.
        > Bryan Cranston gives a solid emotional performance.
        > Some of ATJ's interaction with Cranston is decent.
        > Casting of the film is solid all around.
        > Opening with the nuclear disaster is overly quick but well done and emotionally effective.
        > The halo jump sequence is very well done.
        > The film & handling of the monsters feels grounded/quasi-realistic but at the same time the scale/cinematography is epic.

        Now do one for minus one. Frankly I dont remember much about the 2014 one aside from it being dimly lit and killing off cranston too early

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Now do one for minus one
          Haven't seen it yet.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's nothing profound or deep about minus one. If you are over 16 and the movie felt like a revelation you are a manchild. No one that glazes this movie can stop to explain what it does new compared to the earlier movies.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    minus one is vastly overrated. it's fine for what it is, but way too melodrammatic (and frankly boring).
    I could say many things but I'll just state that I couldn't take it seriously because of how dumb godzilla's face looks. he's like a fricking cat

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sick of cgi slop. Bring back the suits.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >'tis but a scratch!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'mma laugh my ass off when Minus One backdoors the humanoid godzilla idea from Shin.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Noriko becomes the protagonist of Minus 2
        >Instead of an allegory for post war trauma, she becomes an allegory for those who succumbed to radiation sickness, becoming sicker and unrecognizable in mentality and appearance to her loved ones.

        My critical flaw with this idea is how the frick you tie Godzilla into this because he's kind of important. It's super easy to tie in "Kamikaze coward pilot" with "Thing that needs to be fought and is scary", but slow degradation of raditation sickness into a monster is a little harder to tie into a giant stompy boy.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you do an All Monsters Attack and have him be a allegory both in and out of the movie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      (checked)
      i saw another anon suggest the idea that she got G’s regenerative abilities and thats why this didnt kill her. it makes sense

      I'mma laugh my ass off when Minus One backdoors the humanoid godzilla idea from Shin.

      (checked)
      this could be kino of the highest order if done correctly and not schlockily. minus one isnt schlocky at all so im very eager for a potential sequel

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is there a non cam or telecast version in the wild yet?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You a few weeks late to the party pal. It's in full release on pirate shits.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    also shin godzilla is the best modern godzilla movie. i say this with not seeing minus one yet. maybe minus one is better.
    nothing out of Hollywood has been good
    original godzilla movie still holds up all these decades later

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2014 is the most boring monsterverse movie with the least action and godzilla

    All sequels are better

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't bother with the jap stuff

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2014 Godzilla is the better action movie. Sensational sound design too.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't I enjoy both?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bicos you must pick a side so we can insult each other

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can, don't let moronic secondaries try to ruin something you love

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