You now have all of Bruce's martial arts knowledge
You also have his analytical detective brain. That, combined with Flash and Superman's capacity to think fast, and you'll be the second greatest detective in any universe, behind only Columbo.
JL holy shit why would you ever pick the X-Men. You'd be a furry blue demon with disgusting giant hands and while also not being able to touch anyone ever again on top of all the other shit.
Rogue and Wolverine's alone would be cool, so X-Men.
Cyborg's tissue rejection problems would scare me and as much as I like the ocean, actually swimming in it knowing about all the piss and shit in the water would make my OCD go off, so no to Aquaman's powers and the JLA as a whole.
X-Men, jean is OP and with Storm's powers you could be a god and feed everyone on the planet.
JLA have massive inconvenience and that's being Aquaman and having to go into the ocean every other day
>having to go into the ocean every other day
The fact that you think going for a dip in the ocean is a bad thing genuinely tells me you need to go outside more. Touch grass, take a walk, get some sun and most importantly go to the beach.
The planet is almost exactly the same percentage of water as our bodies. You’re not supposed to dislike going to the beach.
I think they are referring to his silver age weakness where he'd die if he didn't get in the ocean every hour. It was dumb and I'm glad they dropped it.
>Drink red and get a powerful kit such as cybernetics, superspeed, a genius IQ and literally anything Superman can do on top of other stuff >Drink blue (And I want to preface this with the fact that this is just from five people) can no longer go near anyone, no one will remember you, you will become extremely morbidly obese, your skin will become a clear pink so everything in your body is now visible, and your face is that of a frog on top of every other horrible mutation that does nothing but make you ugly, dangerous to loved ones, and useless
By this "every mutant that's ever been an X-men" logic, I can also counter all the negatives with shapeshifting, healing factor and mind-control. It's the cure to its own ailments.
The red bottle doesn't contain a cure for kryptonite. Gimme the blue.
JL powers as a whole are lame and uninteresting, and that's always been the case. Mutants cover almost all the conceivable possible power bases, and just the X-Men alone would be ridiculous.
Shapeshifting or even telepathy would enable you to hide any deformity gained from the useless, deformed mutants.
Justice League powers are lame as balls. I don't care for being socially isolated, give me the regenerative telepathic weather eye laser explosion shit
It's actually a trick to begin with, and having the powers of either J'onn or Xavier will just result in you jobbing to psychic backlash for the rest of your life.
Nice try, but I'll spend all my time shooting laser beams from my eyes instead until people get fed up and stop me on the street to ask why I don't just use telepathy.
But are they above a superman, with all the powers of the league? I mean, if we are allowing auxiliary members of x-men, why do we not have auxiliary Justice leaguers, like Metamorpho or Plastic Man?
The op's pic said every x-men https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_X-Men_members and im not including the substitute teams.
But the prompt it specifics only the main justice league. Presumably either the one in the picture or the classic one.
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Well, that is just sort of unfair then. one side gets to draw on so many members from various time periods, while the other gets to pick one iteration, and then only a small fraction of it. Still though, justice league all the way. If we are picking the 90's era, by Grant, that has Wally, and, like, can you beat this?
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Yes synch and mimic copies his powers just by being near him, prodigy copy's his skills. Then magik opens a portal to the speed force, Bishop drains the speed forces energy, reducing the amount of power the combined league can draw on. Then David haller and nathan grey reality warp the composite justice league into biscuits.
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And yet these people are confused as to why humanity fears them.
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Do all that, faster than instant
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Do all that, faster than instant
Also, don't discredit using a Lantern ring, I mean, travel faster than instant, while staying out of range of synch and mimic, and then just pop them in a lantern bubble, and drag them through the universe at 23,759,448,520,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 the speed of light
>You are absolutely right, Superman would never be able to defeat someone who would be able to absorb his energy and powers
Okay so Rogue stops off to steal J'onn's powers first and then psychic whammies Supes long enough to drain him. Done.
That's the problem. If we're talking about whoever counts as "always" being on the JLA, that means the power set is >Superman >Batman >Wonder Woman >Flash >Green Lantern
Aquaman and Martian Manhunter aren't automatic givens.
Just having access to the Speed Force is a significant advantage over almost all of the X-men. Compound that with the emotional spectrum of the Lantern Corps. and Superman's powers, Red is a no-brainer.
What if the situation is drinking either bottle gives you a completely random chance at getting ONE singular power from either a Justice League member or an X-Man?
>Drink red and get a powerful kit such as cybernetics, superspeed, a genius IQ and literally anything Superman can do on top of other stuff >Drink blue (And I want to preface this with the fact that this is just from five people) can no longer go near anyone, no one will remember you, you will become extremely morbidly obese, your skin will become a clear pink so everything in your body is now visible, and your face is that of a frog on top of every other horrible mutation that does nothing but make you ugly, dangerous to loved ones, and useless
X-men as a general rule do not have terrible powers. The X-man is a mutant task force that Xavier uses as his personal hit squad.
The shitty mutants he keeps back at his mansion who inevitably become sentinel casualty fodder.
>Batman's ability is being a regular guy >Cyborg's ability is being a regular guy >GL's ability is being a regular guy
Only Aquaman, flash, WW and Supes actually have abilities. Meanwhile the x-men are nothing but abilities like eye beams and weather control and mind control and power stealing and being cajun. So I take the x-men. and Don't be bullshitting me with shit like GL's 'ability' is that he got given a magic ring, his ability is that he has willpower and so space cops gave him a ring, that isn't his ability it's a prop. Like a baterang. It's a tool. Anyone can buy baterangs or steal a GL ring. It's not an inherent ability. At least WW has the ability to run in heels.
xmen are just mutants, even wolverine can be killed. punisher and daken killed logan at least once. only fricking doomsday can kill superman and even then he just regenerates.
Assuming we're suppose to be going off of the characters shown in the picture and not "The Usual 7 Leaguers" vs "Everyone who's Ever Counted as n X-Man", I'd go with the X-Men.
Only four of the seven Leaguers shown have powers.
Meanwhile, without the psychological trauma, I could control Optic Blast and Absorption, along with using my telepathy to hide the fact that I'm a giant blue were-gorilla/cat with black and red eyes.
I mean, even though only four members of the justice league have powers, Martian Manhunter and Superman both have an entire team worth of superpowers each.
They also naturally come with the built in weakness of Kryptonite and Fire. Those aren't the same as Scott hitting his head or Rogue's PTSD about when her powers first activated; I would just naturally have those weaknesses by attaining their powers.
You're already weak to fire as a human, and Kryptonite isn't real. It just says you gain his powers, it doesn't say other elements of the DC universe would suddenly exist.
Vulcan, Bishop and Havok absorb and nullify energy attacks.
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Also, don't discredit using a Lantern ring, I mean, travel faster than instant, while staying out of range of synch and mimic, and then just pop them in a lantern bubble, and drag them through the universe at 23,759,448,520,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 the speed of light
Do all that, faster than instant
Blink and magik are trans dimensional teleporters. Speed doesn't matter and neither does distance.
The composite hax gaps and stomps the fused leaguer.
but reaction time matters immensely. Are they going to stay in Limbo before the fight? If they aren't fighting on Earth, then why wouldn't the composite leaguer just wait in space for them? Can any of the X-men breathe in space?
Mix both so i can some purple drank.
Could that work?
What ability does batman grant me?
Unlimited money obviously
dc then
You now have all of Bruce's martial arts knowledge
You also have his analytical detective brain. That, combined with Flash and Superman's capacity to think fast, and you'll be the second greatest detective in any universe, behind only Columbo.
Incredible depression, but also a near unlimited relentlessness and marketability
On the other hand, if you were to ever shoot a gun at someone you'd probably get smote
pussy eating
Dead parents.
bags of sand
money
plot armor and wank
JL holy shit why would you ever pick the X-Men. You'd be a furry blue demon with disgusting giant hands and while also not being able to touch anyone ever again on top of all the other shit.
>Get EVERY X-Man's ability.
oh boy, can't wait to be a head in a jar dependent on other people but nobody remembers me.
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we are talking about x-men not mutants in general
those guys are technically part of the x-men
tons of X-men have terrible “abilities” that cause then great pain, so no thanks
Rogue and Wolverine's alone would be cool, so X-Men.
Cyborg's tissue rejection problems would scare me and as much as I like the ocean, actually swimming in it knowing about all the piss and shit in the water would make my OCD go off, so no to Aquaman's powers and the JLA as a whole.
>drink red
>now you can fly, construct solid matter with your mind, hack into any computer, super speed, talk to fish, breath underwater, etc,etc,etc
>drink blue
>exploded
>your body reforms again
>explodes
>nobody can help you because everyone forgot who you are the moment they stop looking at you
>cherry picking
X-Men, jean is OP and with Storm's powers you could be a god and feed everyone on the planet.
JLA have massive inconvenience and that's being Aquaman and having to go into the ocean every other day
>having to go into the ocean every other day
The fact that you think going for a dip in the ocean is a bad thing genuinely tells me you need to go outside more. Touch grass, take a walk, get some sun and most importantly go to the beach.
The planet is almost exactly the same percentage of water as our bodies. You’re not supposed to dislike going to the beach.
I think they are referring to his silver age weakness where he'd die if he didn't get in the ocean every hour. It was dumb and I'm glad they dropped it.
If you drink the blue one no one can ever touch you. Getting the Justice League's powers is far and away the better option.
Red.
Why would you pick anything but red?
Superman alone is more than enough power for any one man. The rest is just all gravy.
What happens if I get Cyborg's powers? do I lose most of my body?
Lose Cyborg and replace him with Martian Manhunter. Cyborg is more of a Titan anyway.
Then you are weak to fire and addicted to knock-off oreos
that changes nothing
Already weak to anything cookies'n'cream. Just means now don't have to worry about becoming a fat frick.
I'm already weak to fire and I'm addicted to Oreos, this changes nothing.
Blue to reality warp to create my own multiverse and have fun in a red one where I have the red potion powers.
>Drink red and get a powerful kit such as cybernetics, superspeed, a genius IQ and literally anything Superman can do on top of other stuff
>Drink blue (And I want to preface this with the fact that this is just from five people) can no longer go near anyone, no one will remember you, you will become extremely morbidly obese, your skin will become a clear pink so everything in your body is now visible, and your face is that of a frog on top of every other horrible mutation that does nothing but make you ugly, dangerous to loved ones, and useless
By this "every mutant that's ever been an X-men" logic, I can also counter all the negatives with shapeshifting, healing factor and mind-control. It's the cure to its own ailments.
The red bottle doesn't contain a cure for kryptonite. Gimme the blue.
JL powers as a whole are lame and uninteresting, and that's always been the case. Mutants cover almost all the conceivable possible power bases, and just the X-Men alone would be ridiculous.
Shapeshifting or even telepathy would enable you to hide any deformity gained from the useless, deformed mutants.
>Shapeshifting or even telepathy
So, Martian Manhunter?
J'onn vs Xavier, who's winning the headache contest?
I drink the white one which contains the cumof all marvel and dc characters
Justice League powers are lame as balls. I don't care for being socially isolated, give me the regenerative telepathic weather eye laser explosion shit
Red. Even if I get some of the drawbacks, there are ways to mitigate them.
There isn't enough X-Men that can equate to match some of the JLA members, not unless you use Rogue's powers on Superman long enough at least.
Rogue would probably explode before she could absorb enough of Superman's powers to make a difference. See Parasite.
Getting superman's powers alone trumps all the X-Men
Phoenix powered Jean Grey says otherwise. Or send in any of the reality warpers
I feel like blue would end up having me either exploding or instantly transcending.
X-men is by far more powerful but comes with far more hassle. JLA is more than strong enough and not as much trouble.
Red. Speed Force, motherfricker.
Which group has the strongest mind control guy? I'll go with that one.
It's actually a trick to begin with, and having the powers of either J'onn or Xavier will just result in you jobbing to psychic backlash for the rest of your life.
Nice try, but I'll spend all my time shooting laser beams from my eyes instead until people get fed up and stop me on the street to ask why I don't just use telepathy.
Man Superman alone carries. You could put the rest of the league alongside X-men and it would still be Superman.
There's absolutely no reason to choose X-Men over Justice League here. You'd have to be moronic.
>There's absolutely no reason to choose X-Men over Justice League here. You'd have to be moronic.
Rogue could solo Superman though.
You are absolutely right, Superman would never be able to defeat someone who would be able to absorb his energy and powers
The composite x-man has the energy absorbing powers of bishop, vulcan, Havok and rogue. Havok for example once absorbed an entire star.
The fused x-man is a bit above the parasites pay grade.
But are they above a superman, with all the powers of the league? I mean, if we are allowing auxiliary members of x-men, why do we not have auxiliary Justice leaguers, like Metamorpho or Plastic Man?
The op's pic said every x-men https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_X-Men_members and im not including the substitute teams.
But the prompt it specifics only the main justice league. Presumably either the one in the picture or the classic one.
Well, that is just sort of unfair then. one side gets to draw on so many members from various time periods, while the other gets to pick one iteration, and then only a small fraction of it. Still though, justice league all the way. If we are picking the 90's era, by Grant, that has Wally, and, like, can you beat this?
Yes synch and mimic copies his powers just by being near him, prodigy copy's his skills. Then magik opens a portal to the speed force, Bishop drains the speed forces energy, reducing the amount of power the combined league can draw on. Then David haller and nathan grey reality warp the composite justice league into biscuits.
And yet these people are confused as to why humanity fears them.
Do all that, faster than instant
Also, don't discredit using a Lantern ring, I mean, travel faster than instant, while staying out of range of synch and mimic, and then just pop them in a lantern bubble, and drag them through the universe at 23,759,448,520,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 the speed of light
>You are absolutely right, Superman would never be able to defeat someone who would be able to absorb his energy and powers
Okay so Rogue stops off to steal J'onn's powers first and then psychic whammies Supes long enough to drain him. Done.
Wait, are we arguing individuals fighting, or a composite justice league versus a composite x-men?
I choose neither as both are lame and gay.
With blue I can use my psychic powers to turn people gay or straight as a joke
The "main" justice League usually has Martian Manhunter. MM, Superman, Flash? Seems like the obvious choice to me
That's the problem. If we're talking about whoever counts as "always" being on the JLA, that means the power set is
>Superman
>Batman
>Wonder Woman
>Flash
>Green Lantern
Aquaman and Martian Manhunter aren't automatic givens.
I'd rather drink straight from the tap
Just having access to the Speed Force is a significant advantage over almost all of the X-men. Compound that with the emotional spectrum of the Lantern Corps. and Superman's powers, Red is a no-brainer.
Justice league, but only if you replace Cyborg with Martian Manhunter.
Batman, GL, and Cyborg don't have any abilities, they just have tools that do the work for them.
What if the situation is drinking either bottle gives you a completely random chance at getting ONE singular power from either a Justice League member or an X-Man?
Blue is only ever worth it if you get the good powers that can offset the terrible ones. You just made red the only real option.
X-men as a general rule do not have terrible powers. The X-man is a mutant task force that Xavier uses as his personal hit squad.
The shitty mutants he keeps back at his mansion who inevitably become sentinel casualty fodder.
>Get Rogue's powers
>permanently take all the JLA's powers.
What a tough decision.
>Batman's ability is being a regular guy
>Cyborg's ability is being a regular guy
>GL's ability is being a regular guy
Only Aquaman, flash, WW and Supes actually have abilities. Meanwhile the x-men are nothing but abilities like eye beams and weather control and mind control and power stealing and being cajun. So I take the x-men. and Don't be bullshitting me with shit like GL's 'ability' is that he got given a magic ring, his ability is that he has willpower and so space cops gave him a ring, that isn't his ability it's a prop. Like a baterang. It's a tool. Anyone can buy baterangs or steal a GL ring. It's not an inherent ability. At least WW has the ability to run in heels.
>Superman
>Flash
>Martian Manhunter (frick you modern readers)
Yea I'd be good with those alone. Default rouge makes the x-men one suck.The fire weakness I can mind fu myself out of using Batman's power
xmen are just mutants, even wolverine can be killed. punisher and daken killed logan at least once. only fricking doomsday can kill superman and even then he just regenerates.
Assuming we're suppose to be going off of the characters shown in the picture and not "The Usual 7 Leaguers" vs "Everyone who's Ever Counted as n X-Man", I'd go with the X-Men.
Only four of the seven Leaguers shown have powers.
Meanwhile, without the psychological trauma, I could control Optic Blast and Absorption, along with using my telepathy to hide the fact that I'm a giant blue were-gorilla/cat with black and red eyes.
I mean, even though only four members of the justice league have powers, Martian Manhunter and Superman both have an entire team worth of superpowers each.
They also naturally come with the built in weakness of Kryptonite and Fire. Those aren't the same as Scott hitting his head or Rogue's PTSD about when her powers first activated; I would just naturally have those weaknesses by attaining their powers.
You're already weak to fire as a human, and Kryptonite isn't real. It just says you gain his powers, it doesn't say other elements of the DC universe would suddenly exist.
It takes a human awhile to melt like J'onn does whenever he so much as sees fire.
What stops either of them from just vaporizing Rogue with heat vision before she can finish saying "ahm just gonna drain y'alls powers now sugah"
Vulcan, Bishop and Havok absorb and nullify energy attacks.
Blink and magik are trans dimensional teleporters. Speed doesn't matter and neither does distance.
The composite hax gaps and stomps the fused leaguer.
but reaction time matters immensely. Are they going to stay in Limbo before the fight? If they aren't fighting on Earth, then why wouldn't the composite leaguer just wait in space for them? Can any of the X-men breathe in space?
Ok, what stops them from vaporizing Rogue with heat vision in nanoseconds before Vulcan, Bishop or Havok even grasp what's happening?