Original EEnE style? That's a pump-and-dump. I probably wouldn't even touch May.
The style in OP's image? I'm not just taking my chances. I'm moving to anywhere in the global north where I can have three wives.
Someone started a thread about the Ed Edd and Eddy parents fan designs and it turned into a Kanker thread. are we just getting a daily Kanker thread now?
Cinemaphile has been obsessed with their trailer park bawds for years. As someone who grew up being accosted by white trash prostitutes, it's not actually pleasant. Everyone's lust for them is purely because they're girls who desperately want to frick a loser, a nerd, and an idiot.
One of the them should have cutter tattoos and or some drug marks. Maybe give the tattoo to Lee and have Marie have some scars. It's all about that trashy aesthetic
May, she’s been shown to be somewhat smart and isn’t as mean as her sisters and is also a victim of their bullshit so she’d probably show you genuine affection
Lee- we’ve seen in the show she’s got hairy legs so huge bush
Marie-either fully shaved or landing strip with a shitload of stubble
May-bush but trimmed down
May, she’s been shown to be somewhat smart and isn’t as mean as her sisters and is also a victim of their bullshit so she’d probably show you genuine affection
It’s more like she’s the one of the three whos least likely to abuse her spouse and affection in the relationship wouldn’t be one sided, Lee and Marie on the other hand there’d be a lot of moments where the guy in the relationship would be trying to convince everyone that their black eye is from “walking into a door”
It’s similar to the Totally Spies argument, you always pick Alex because she’s the one of the three that appears capable of being in a living relationship whereas Sam comes off as the kind of woman would most likely put her career first and Clover is the village bicycle
I think that's just meant to be the ashes at the burnt end that need to be shaken off. However, if it is, that means she smokes those things without a filter.
Did canker's mom cheat? The art links red and blond to their father but where the frick did blue come from. Blue takes after her mother and a mystery man?
I like the idea that all of the Kankers grow up to be smoking hot trailer trash.
Although knowing white trash trailer park girls as I do, one is going to end up strung out on heroine and lose all her teeth and look 50 by age 30. Probably die by 40.
One is going to get married early and get fat after the first pregnancy and be really into Jesus.
And one is going to maintain the hot body well into her 50's, but she's going to get way too many tattoos and piercings and will have been married 3 times by age 45 and will be a chronic adulterer.
Their mom owns a diner. Living in a trailer just means she knows how to manage her money which is impressive for a single mother with 3 kids by 3 different men.
Seems legit but there’s overlap between the drug addict and adulterer options, using my wife and her sisters as examples >my wife, looks like a brunette May Kanker with glasses, middle child, religious, infertile due to frick up by local hospital, money from lawsuit lets her be a tradeife minus having kids >wife’s younger sister- looks like May kanker if she got fat, married, but both her and her husband are against having kids so he got a vasectomy >wife’s older half sister,looks like an adult Marie Kanker but at 40 the drug use and being a bawd is taking its toll,overweight and thinks pole dancing classes are substitute for a proper workout, on second marriage, open marriage, loser husband and live in boyfriend and still finds other people to frick besides them, smokes a shitload of weed and gets shrooms and acid from her biological father, two kids with second husband claims eight year old son is trans, covered in tattoos, always trying to show people the swarm of bats on her breasts
No, he just likes to suck penis, consume semen, get fricked in the ass, have men fondle his genitalia while they do so, and have romantic relationships with men exclusively as he isn't attracted to women.
But he's not gay.
Yep, really prefer BLW version more of a ass guy than breasts if their going exaggerated. Really Marie has always been eating good, hopefully they all get more love
If you pick anyone other than Marie you're probably smart, but frick she was always my favorite and despite knowing she's likely the worst, damn it my dick says her. >Most forward >most lustful >most mischievous >All solely for the guy she likes
Damn, of course it's a dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.
Marie.
The redhead is a b***h. May might be different in time, but she's not too bright. Marie is implied to be smart at least once (something to do with auto repair, I think), and probably would become addicted to scheduled cuddling if given the chance.
The way the blonde kanker sister is redesigned in fan arts always make me laugh. The blue one and the red one, I can at least see some consistency in the sets where they’re aged up and made prettier, they more or less have the same features, but the blonde one is functionally turned into a Disney princess and loses every single one of her ugly features:
>God awful ugly moron face? Turned into a cute emo girl with extremely neotenous features. >ratty ass hair? Now she has long, luscious, golden Rapunzel hair >massive fricking round face and odd features? Now she has hair covering half of her face making her look even more cute and more >her massive fricking nose? Now a cute button nose >her giant buck teeth? Either replaced entirely or made much more smaller and cuter >her violently tomboy personality? Now she is the most traditionally feminine, moe, Disney princess, and cutesy of them >her weak nonexistent chin? Just adds to her cute neotenous features
I don’t mind at all, it’s a major improvement and I love the redesigns, but it’s so laughably hilarious how the blonde b***h is so unfathomly ugly and antithetical to waifu design, unlike the blue b***h and red b***h who at least keep their basics, the blonde kanker is completely and totally unrecognizable in all of her aged up arts
An artist that actually tries to emulate the classic Ed Edd n eddy artstyle will keep more or less the same designs. But most artists obviously don’t which is why blonde kanker is the most radically changed. It’s genuinely fascinating watching how wildly she changes depending on artstyle and artist
>Now she is the most traditionally feminine, moe, Disney princess, and cutesy of them
Technically true, if only because none of them act particularly feminine. She's the one most likely to genuinely swoon though, while for the other two it's part of their predatory game.
Within the show it’s more of a humorous context of an ugly tomboyish character with a brash personality genuinely swooning - within the context of fan art, she’s just naturally girly and feminine. There’s no tomboyish contrast, if that makes sense. She’s a cute girl from the start
It's because she's the one with the least defined personality.
Lee is basically seen as the mean redneck girl and Marie is seen a smarmy punk girl. Meanwhile, May is just "the dumb one", so that ends up making any attempt to age her up having her default to the sweet (and therefore innocent) one.
I remember watching the show back in the day and not understanding how they were supposed to be unattractive. The show's art style is pretty ugly, but when you adjust for that, they looked fine.
I bet they smell really bad.
...How bad we talkin'?
Not that bad, but still bad enough where you wouldn't want to stick around. Of course, you'll only realize that once the post-nut clarity sets in.
All correct answers.
Original EEnE style? That's a pump-and-dump. I probably wouldn't even touch May.
The style in OP's image? I'm not just taking my chances. I'm moving to anywhere in the global north where I can have three wives.
To be fair they were shown taking a bath washing their clothes at least once.
Someone started a thread about the Ed Edd and Eddy parents fan designs and it turned into a Kanker thread. are we just getting a daily Kanker thread now?
*Stink good
>daily Kanker thread now
>now
Cinemaphile has been obsessed with their trailer park bawds for years. As someone who grew up being accosted by white trash prostitutes, it's not actually pleasant. Everyone's lust for them is purely because they're girls who desperately want to frick a loser, a nerd, and an idiot.
Ahead, full speed
Weebs tongue my anus
Marie tonguing my anus while May slams my wiener in her throat and Lee makes out with me
Unironically the blue hair. The only time I will take an unnatural hair color over a redhead.
4some
You think you could handle three trailer trash bawds at once?
No, but that's what makes it fun
I'd frick them till their mom comes home.
Not in the slightest, but I would try my goddamn hardest anyway.
That side boob and looking annoyed at me.
Mmmmmh...my redhead...
Jesus, I didn't notice her entire side was exposed. Fricking TERRITORY.
>Which way western man?
all three
>You think you could handle three trailer trash bawds at once?
maybe, maybe not, the important thing is to try
i can try
may is the best one
May, but this artist did make them all attractive for one. Really lee gives off a southern belle vibes especially if she tied up that tank top.
Who's the artist?
may
One of the them should have cutter tattoos and or some drug marks. Maybe give the tattoo to Lee and have Marie have some scars. It's all about that trashy aesthetic
Childhood is choosing Marie because she's an alt girl tomboy
Adulthood is choosing May because you just know she would be a titcow tradwife
>tradwife
Is any caucasian and blonde on two legs a tradwife to you, dipshit?
Yerp
>completely ignoring how May interacts when trying to seduce Ed is always to immediately start acting like a housewife
This
Adulthood I'd chosinh Marie because she is going to work as a mechanic and bring a decent and stable income to the house
Sexy bossy redhead>cute blonde bimbo with chipmunk teetss>shitty punk girl
>one for each ball
Pube status?
Lee- we’ve seen in the show she’s got hairy legs so huge bush
Marie-either fully shaved or landing strip with a shitload of stubble
May-bush but trimmed down
Hawt
Hawt-ER
all bush
Surprisingly neatly trim and clea, probably some fun shapes too.
Firebush - lush, and curly
Blonde - trimmed and cute
Blue - probably shaves, the c**t
all still virgins btw
It’s a virgin board. Move along used goods.
More importantly, who do they main?
May, she’s been shown to be somewhat smart and isn’t as mean as her sisters and is also a victim of their bullshit so she’d probably show you genuine affection
so you like her because you can manipulate her?
It’s more like she’s the one of the three whos least likely to abuse her spouse and affection in the relationship wouldn’t be one sided, Lee and Marie on the other hand there’d be a lot of moments where the guy in the relationship would be trying to convince everyone that their black eye is from “walking into a door”
It’s similar to the Totally Spies argument, you always pick Alex because she’s the one of the three that appears capable of being in a living relationship whereas Sam comes off as the kind of woman would most likely put her career first and Clover is the village bicycle
*loving relationship
Running on two hours of sleep rn
yeah b***h, shut up.
yes
These asses are made for taking wiener.
Not big enough.
blue > red > blonde
Marie>May>Lee
prostitute mother produces prostitute daughters
The Kanker mom is probably pretty sexy. Imagine fricking her while the girls listen through the paper thin walls.
why the frick is she smoking the cigarette backwards?
I think that's just meant to be the ashes at the burnt end that need to be shaken off. However, if it is, that means she smokes those things without a filter.
because the artist fricked up. it happens.
Did canker's mom cheat? The art links red and blond to their father but where the frick did blue come from. Blue takes after her mother and a mystery man?
I like the idea that all of the Kankers grow up to be smoking hot trailer trash.
Although knowing white trash trailer park girls as I do, one is going to end up strung out on heroine and lose all her teeth and look 50 by age 30. Probably die by 40.
One is going to get married early and get fat after the first pregnancy and be really into Jesus.
And one is going to maintain the hot body well into her 50's, but she's going to get way too many tattoos and piercings and will have been married 3 times by age 45 and will be a chronic adulterer.
>trailer trash
Their mom owns a diner. Living in a trailer just means she knows how to manage her money which is impressive for a single mother with 3 kids by 3 different men.
trailer trash is a culture, not an economic class. met plenty of well off trailer trash.
>Their mom owns a diner
But she only has a timeshare on her own ass.
Seems legit but there’s overlap between the drug addict and adulterer options, using my wife and her sisters as examples
>my wife, looks like a brunette May Kanker with glasses, middle child, religious, infertile due to frick up by local hospital, money from lawsuit lets her be a tradeife minus having kids
>wife’s younger sister- looks like May kanker if she got fat, married, but both her and her husband are against having kids so he got a vasectomy
>wife’s older half sister,looks like an adult Marie Kanker but at 40 the drug use and being a bawd is taking its toll,overweight and thinks pole dancing classes are substitute for a proper workout, on second marriage, open marriage, loser husband and live in boyfriend and still finds other people to frick besides them, smokes a shitload of weed and gets shrooms and acid from her biological father, two kids with second husband claims eight year old son is trans, covered in tattoos, always trying to show people the swarm of bats on her breasts
may
>In the show
Marie
>In fan art
Lee
>In reality
None, because in 3D they'd be ugly, dirty, stinky trailer trash with lice
i love bimbos
Ayo is Edds gay?
No, he just likes to suck penis, consume semen, get fricked in the ass, have men fondle his genitalia while they do so, and have romantic relationships with men exclusively as he isn't attracted to women.
But he's not gay.
the prostitutes just can't compete with best girl
Sex with the bucktoothed blonde
I never found these prostitutes attractive.
my ex had big buck teeth and was shaped like a pear, so may is painfully erotic to me as basically a blonde version of her
yes
It's cheating to give Marie clean teeth
Now that's some prime Lee...
sauce, anon? Reverse search has failed me.
Works fine for me, lazygay.
That noob doesnt know a jcm art when he sees it...pathetic
more
this level of thiccness is insane
>this level of thiccness is insane
we've been eating good with Kanker Sisters art lately
Yep, really prefer BLW version more of a ass guy than breasts if their going exaggerated. Really Marie has always been eating good, hopefully they all get more love
Why did the Edd's rejected these?
Which of the Eds will give in and frick their Kanker first? My guess is Ed.
If you pick anyone other than Marie you're probably smart, but frick she was always my favorite and despite knowing she's likely the worst, damn it my dick says her.
>Most forward
>most lustful
>most mischievous
>All solely for the guy she likes
Damn, of course it's a dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.
Turn around
If we're talking about this depiction of the characters
May>Marie>Lee
Marie.
The redhead is a b***h. May might be different in time, but she's not too bright. Marie is implied to be smart at least once (something to do with auto repair, I think), and probably would become addicted to scheduled cuddling if given the chance.
>schizo
Nazz is hotter than all three of those b***hes combined
may is cuddle fuel
>blonde
>brown eyes
underrated with natural blonde hair
Childhood is wanting a Marie gf
Adulthood is realizing a Lee wife makes more sense
Frick Marie
Marry May
Kill Lee
The way the blonde kanker sister is redesigned in fan arts always make me laugh. The blue one and the red one, I can at least see some consistency in the sets where they’re aged up and made prettier, they more or less have the same features, but the blonde one is functionally turned into a Disney princess and loses every single one of her ugly features:
>God awful ugly moron face? Turned into a cute emo girl with extremely neotenous features.
>ratty ass hair? Now she has long, luscious, golden Rapunzel hair
>massive fricking round face and odd features? Now she has hair covering half of her face making her look even more cute and more
>her massive fricking nose? Now a cute button nose
>her giant buck teeth? Either replaced entirely or made much more smaller and cuter
>her violently tomboy personality? Now she is the most traditionally feminine, moe, Disney princess, and cutesy of them
>her weak nonexistent chin? Just adds to her cute neotenous features
I don’t mind at all, it’s a major improvement and I love the redesigns, but it’s so laughably hilarious how the blonde b***h is so unfathomly ugly and antithetical to waifu design, unlike the blue b***h and red b***h who at least keep their basics, the blonde kanker is completely and totally unrecognizable in all of her aged up arts
There's literally only one artist I can think of who basically keeps her goofy kid face.
An artist that actually tries to emulate the classic Ed Edd n eddy artstyle will keep more or less the same designs. But most artists obviously don’t which is why blonde kanker is the most radically changed. It’s genuinely fascinating watching how wildly she changes depending on artstyle and artist
>Now she is the most traditionally feminine, moe, Disney princess, and cutesy of them
Technically true, if only because none of them act particularly feminine. She's the one most likely to genuinely swoon though, while for the other two it's part of their predatory game.
Within the show it’s more of a humorous context of an ugly tomboyish character with a brash personality genuinely swooning - within the context of fan art, she’s just naturally girly and feminine. There’s no tomboyish contrast, if that makes sense. She’s a cute girl from the start
It's because she's the one with the least defined personality.
Lee is basically seen as the mean redneck girl and Marie is seen a smarmy punk girl. Meanwhile, May is just "the dumb one", so that ends up making any attempt to age her up having her default to the sweet (and therefore innocent) one.
If they keep her round features, buckteeth, and big nose she comes across as the dumb/sweet/innocent farm girl type
If they get rid of that she basically becomes Rapunzel
I remember watching the show back in the day and not understanding how they were supposed to be unattractive. The show's art style is pretty ugly, but when you adjust for that, they looked fine.
I don't think it's that they're suppose to be "unattractive"; it's that they're loud abrasive bullies.
What's she listening to?
Takyon
The REAL question is which Kanker is the most likely to become a Juggalo?
Marie, though they're all equally as likely to be juggalettes.