Narnia movies were kino, they got close with the first and screwed up the second
That said I can’t see them treating the Christian themes with any more respect, probably less if they remade it
The only flop was Percy Jackson because the studio completely butchered it. This new adaptation will likely be even worse now that Percy is a israelite and Annabeth is a Black person, because Disney doesn't let anyone have good things anymore.
Never said I was gonna watch it in the first place. Hell I read the books when they originally came out and never again since. Glad I didn't considering the author is a massive SJW homosexual now.
There are no more human stories to tell. No great wars, no great revolutions, no great discoveries and frontiers, we live in the end of history, zoomers are the first 100% domesticated human beings
>DC done by morons again >X files by the gay who made Black panther, so 100% trash >Harry potter will most likely make one of the main character a minority, maybe some trannies
don't know shit about the rest, but 99% is going to be shit
yes, we are in Hell
The great challenge for a new X-Files is finding a great pair of lead actors who have good chemistry, not diversifying it. The secondary challenge is finding enough good writers to come up with interesting episodic plots. This approach of Diversity being the #1 consideration will completely trample over everything else that is needed to make it a good show
niggga, did you watched Twillight zone made by the guy who is afraid of White people? is trash, it has 2-3 decent episodes where not everything is about race or some homosexualry, but that's it
I don't want to watch any of it but Harry Potter will be the worst (for me) because I fricking grew up with Harry Potter; The books and the movies and even the games. Even zoomers know what Harry, Ron and Hermione look like. When you cast new people, everyone will compare them to the old actors (which they love). How will that end well? It can't.
Thanks for that but I was trying to say the cast could be white and I would still hate it because I already know what the characters look like.
It would be like someone remaking Little Women yet again; There's nothing they could do that would make me happy because I love the 2019 version. Harry Potter is likely the same.
Very strange that you used Little Women as an example. Are you aware of how many versions of that there are?
There are like 50 versions. Feature films, tv series, miniseries, stage plays, etc.
>Very strange that you used Little Women as an example
No, it's not strange because it's my favourite movie. Does that make sense to you now?
If they remade my favourite movie, there's nothing they could do to make me happy and that's the point I was making.
I think Harry Potter is fine to reboot since it’s in a different medium. They’re making it a tv series. They can flesh out and show everything from all the books.
I’d make the same argument for Lord of the Rings. I’d be fine if they made it a tv show and showed all the weird shit like Tom Bombadil and all the shit they cut out of the movies.
But of course they went with Rings of Power. I don’t have a lot of confidence in them rebooting them, but in THEORY, it’s a good idea.
The thing with rings of kangz is they’re not legally allowed to make a lord of the rings adaptation. They bought the rights to certain character’s names and just made up a bunch of fanfiction, and on top of that it’s ~~*diverse*~~ slop.
Harry will be indian because JKR said that he had one indian grandma (yes, really) and so they will make him 100% shitskin. Expect a dravidian "actor".
Hermione will obviously be black.
Ron will stay pasty white and be even goofier and stupider than in the movies.
Dumbledore will be openly gay since the first scene and prolly have some rainbow flag shit in his office and drop some references to how gays were persecuted most of his life or something.
>On Monday (27 March), speaking on podcast On the Coast with Gloria Macarenko, Carter said: “I just spoke to a young man, Ryan Coogler, who is going to remount The X-Files with a diverse cast.
The great challenge for a new X-Files is finding a great pair of lead actors who have good chemistry, not diversifying it. The secondary challenge is finding enough good writers to come up with interesting episodic plots. This approach of Diversity being the #1 consideration will completely trample over everything else that is needed to make it a good show
>The great challenge for a new X-Files is finding a great pair of lead actors who have good chemistry, not diversifying it
You say that like diversifying it would be any challenge at all.
I meant the main creative challenge. I'm fine if either or even both of the 2 leads is non-white, they just need to be good actors and fit the role. No one complains about Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon, or Samuel Jackson in almost any role he has been in. Nowadays they just tend to hire poor actors, both black or white.
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>I'm fine if either or even both of the 2 leads is non-white
Cucks like you are why they get away with it.
Some have promise, like X-Files or Wizard of Oz, but they will probably be ruined by terrible forced diverse casting over casting good actors that are right for the role and have good chemistry on set. Plus lots of shitty cgi and greenscreen.
>terrible forced diverse casting over casting good actors that are right for the role and have good chemistry on set
Diverse casting actually ruins the latter. For example, I'm in your gay movie and they need diversity so they make the love interest a black woman and I'm like >what the frick. i don't like this b***h at all
and now your show is ruined because I already hate it. I'll be just phoning it in for the money. I bet this happens a lot.
If Rowling is still in a position to ‘tard wrangle the writers, it’s possible that Harry Potter might “only” be pozzed up the ass in terms of casting, rather than inventing new plot lines that insult the target demographic and cause knock on effects that the later seasons can’t handle. That said, the’ve still got the pic related hurdle, and if they get as passive aggressive as studios normally do in response, that might compound on the legions of trannies that will be screeching all day about it.
The Potter reboot is gonna be the funniest trainwreck ever, normal audiences will be turned off by the inevitable hideous ESG casting and the sort of lefty homosexuals that praise that kind of shit won't watch it anyway because they hate Rowling.
It's gonna be calamitous.
They’ll still watch it, they just won’t be allowed to talk about it unless the troony fund gets switched off before then.
The big question is if they can restrain themselves to race lifting the characters nobody cares about and aren’t front and centre. That’s what’s going to turn increasingly fatigued normalgays off, because even they have noticed the fact that a black washed cast always comes packaged with shit writing.
I think it will be train wreck. Becouse those movies did as good as they could. There are lot of stuff that's stupid and plot holes. But by third book. They were getting so thick. It became harder and harder to cram them into movies.
In third book. They left out whole wizard ball championship. And they still had no time to explain map propelly. If you didn't read the books. You had no idea why lupin knew how to operate the map.
There are some aspects that are clearly miss. Like ginny as whole in movies. But other then stuff like that. How could they actually do better then orginal movies.
Overall. they will be dispointing and make no money.
Very few directors can sell an original film with only their name attached to it.All of those listed projects will fall into the hands of filmmakers who can't do original shit to save their lives.Proof of what I say is Greta gerwin in Narnia and gunn in DC. It will be fun to see who will screw up Harry Potter, apparently jj Abraham was interested in this franchise
DC -gunn
X-file -Some gayot streaming showrunner with some middling hit show
Hellboy - James wan
Twilight - Cristina Hudson, writer of birds of prey
Spy kids-
Harry Potter -jj Abraham
Wizard of Oz - taika waititi
Percy Jackson -Any tricks that have worked on Marvel before
Narnia -greta gerwin
>Narnia - from the modern feminist director deconstructing Barbie
DC -gunn
X-file -Some gayot streaming showrunner with some middling hit show
Hellboy - James wan
Twilight - Cristina Hudson, writer of birds of prey
Spy kids-
Harry Potter -jj Abraham
Wizard of Oz - taika waititi
Percy Jackson -Any tricks that have worked on Marvel before
Narnia -greta gerwin
I can understand DC, Spy Kids, Percy Jackson, and Narnia because they're already not that good so there's a chance a reboot could improve,
but X-Files, Harry Potter, Twilight, and Hellboy already have the best possible versions of them in existence and with a die-hard audience where any reboot would obviously be an insultingly shitty knockoff.
Twilight seems especially stupid, since it's such a 2000s cultural thing that you could never recreate, the soundtrack especially.
Teenage girls aren't into that stuff anymore, unless you cast Robert Pattinson's role as some Black person I guess, which I assume is their plan for all of these.
I’m interested in none of those things. I even hated them as a kid.
Dc garbage
X files bland sci fi garbage
Twilight
Spy kids Mexican garbage
Hp magic cringe
Wizard of oz
Pj mediocre Greek shit
Narinia bootleg Harry Potter
Rowling's a producer, so it's really up to her whether to attempt some goodwill towards trannies or just make an actual accurate all-white, all-hetero version.
She's an insufferable lefty outside of the troony stuff so my money is on the former.
She did all that for liberal good boy points while she was still the darling of the twitterati, my (probably false) hope is that by getting cancelled over her troony views she's realised that appealing to those lunatics is a lost cause.
Hollywood is self-cannibalizing itself. As they continue to pump out and ruin more and more beloved franchises, they'll eventually have nothing left to ruin. Look at where Lucasfilm is. No one gives a shit about Star Wars and Indiana Jones anymore.
>Potential
Wizard of Oz
Percy Jackson (not possible to worse than the originals) >Slop that people will eat up no matter what
Harry Potter
Twilight >Absolutely doomed with no hope
X-Files
Spy Kids
Chronicles of Narnia >DC (same as above)
DC >I have no idea how it will go
Hellboy
That entirely depends on which one means the most to you. Personally, the only one that I care even a little bit about, is X-Files, so that will be the worst for me.
Some X files details leaked. >Takes place in modern times >Mulder lives with his sister and mom in Detroit >Sister is kidnapped by Pleiadians aka Nordic aliens >Scully is basically the same but a little younger and a self-proclaimed atheist (guessing she'll later embrace her faith) >Will explore subjects like Flying saucer cults, Jacques Valle aliens hypothesis , contemporary legends/folklore like slenderman, covid conspiracy, mass media control, etc. >First episode is based on the Varginha incident and it opens up with two agents beating up a grey alien and burring his body >The greys are portrayed in a more positive light, they are the Nordics slaves
>new x-files
It's going to be some woke garbage innit
>they spend the episode disproving and fact checking conspiracy theories always proving them wrong >chuds always look dumb in the end >Noooo aspertame is harmless >there's no mercury causing autism LOL
The only things on that entire list that are somewhat interesting are Harry Potter TV show(unless it's pozzed, which there's a 95% chance of) and X-Files.
I heard that JK Rowling has final say on everything, so the 5% chance is on the off-chance that she mans up and doesn't frick over the whole thing herself AND she also doesn't let israeli show runners/writers frick it up either.
She'll probably want to make up for her terrible "transphobia" and pozz everything pozzable. Black Hermione, flamboyantly gay Dumby, indian Harry, etc., are a certainty.
they'll all do poorly, with maybe the exception of Spy Kids.
DC just copies the MCU but they're always a few years behind. we'll see a M-She-U and it'll be terrible.
X-Files will be blackwashed >“X-Files” creator Chris Carter claimed that Coogler is remaking the beloved Fox sci-fi/horror show for a new audience. “I just spoke to a young man, Ryan Coogler, who is going to remount ‘The X-Files’ with a diverse cast,” Carter stated. Fox has yet to make an official statement about the rumored project.
I'm not even going to bother with explaining why. they're all the same. they're all being blackwashed because the original wasn't diverse enough.
Hollywood doesn't want to take chances but still needs to fight for the dwindling ESG bux. >people like both >repackage the same story and blackwash a few characters make the females snarky and obnoxious because that's impowering. >sounds great
two mutts
one brownish girl
they're a diverse multi racial family. Jadis will still be white because she's evil.
Idris Elba will be the voice of Aslan
the remaining white children will be the youngest male and the oldest female. she'll be the lead. she's sassy, smart, and doesn't need help from anybody. a Rey Palpatine but with attitude. the white child will be a sniveling weak coward.
the template is so predictable, this how it'll be. they'll probably be so lazy it'll be set in WW2 England.
As soon as israelites consolidated and solidified their power in media and academia it was literally all over and this racist evil troony shit exploded as infinium.
AAAAAAAHHHH YOOOOOOO! MULDUH! DEY BE AYYYS IN DEY! HOL UP! NAAAAAAAH. NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH AYY? NAH NAH NAH NAH....PSSSSHHH NAH NAH NAH NAH. MMMMMMHMMMMMM? I BE OUT. NAH NAH NAH. NOT ME. NO. NMM MMMMM. NAH NAH NAH NOT ME, BOY. NAH NAH. NOT ME BRUH. BRUH. BRUH? FO REAL? BRUH? NAH NAH NAH NAH.....
That's smart choise. Except people will hate goblet of fire season. That book is horrible on technical level. It won't fit well as extended adaptation.
And it will be extra bad when it follows prisoner. Book that's best book on technical level
Official apology time:
I'm sorry that I made fun of Star Wars/Trekgays for so many years. Now that they're coming for my lifelong favourite show, The X-Files, I understand your pain.
>highest quality drama of its time, both in production quality and writing >amazing atmosphere in the first five seasons when it was shot in British Columbia >amazing chemistry between the two leads >you will want to have sex with Scully >iconic theme song and many iconic standalone episodes aka monster of the week
Yes, give it a chance and don't get discouraged by a few dull MotW episodes in season 1.
Tell me why, exactly, I should watch any of these when the originals are not going anywhere? Just make an actually interesting new story/franchise with your "modern standards" in it if you want people to watch it. Otherwise, if I have an option to watch the originals, I will simply do that.
>Tell me why, exactly, I should watch any of these when the originals are not going anywhere?
To see how they butchered it.
Not a single one will make it past 3 seasons.
>You're still pumping their numbers.
Lol and kek at everyone who doesn't pirate EVERYTHING in the year of our Kek and Saviour 2023.
Don't give them one cent, not one view. Nothing.
Nah that's fair, I hadn't considered you were pirating. I just assume I'm talking to the lowest common denominator of morons on here most of the time. Even still, I stand by what I said. Hatewatching is moronic. Simply engage with things you like instead of revving yourself up for your daily seethe.
>engage with things you like
I have ran out of those a while ago.
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There's over 100 years of cinema/media and you're here crying you've run out of things to enjoy until the next modernslop comes out. (You) are part of the problem.
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I haven't given a cent to these c**ts in over 15 years, no, I'm not part of the problem.
A very small part of that 100 years production is worth watching, homosexual.
Don't get me wrong, I have no interest in watching the whole thing, but I might watch an episode or two to laugh at it and maybe whatever absolute dumpster piles are suggested.
>You're still pumping their numbers.
Lol and kek at everyone who doesn't pirate EVERYTHING in the year of our Kek and Saviour 2023.
Don't give them one cent, not one view. Nothing.
The internet will say Harry Potter or some shit, but in reality, it'll probably be something like Spy Kids or Twilight. Something everyone just expects to suck.
WTF are the gonna do with Twilight? Edward has to be black, unless they make Bella black. Jacob can’t be black becUse being an Indian is part of his character. They’ll probably just cast some Black person anyway lol. Bella will be friends with a gaggle of grooming troons no doubt, we will not allowed to see cities like Ana Kendrick or Edward’s family on screen, they will all be abominations.
If MCU isn't in the works it means it's dead.
>Hellboy
>Narnia
>Percy Jackson
Why reboot properties that flopped in the first place?
Narnia movies were kino, they got close with the first and screwed up the second
That said I can’t see them treating the Christian themes with any more respect, probably less if they remade it
Aslan is now played by a panther
>Narnia movies were kino
Then why didn't they finish the series?
Dawn Treader was unsalvagable shit
Didn't make enough money which is why Disney dropped it
Nvm ignore my ass apparently I can't read
LW&W made bank. They wouldn't have made Prince Caspian otherwise.
So they can make them less white. If you think there is any other reason you're moronic.
The only flop was Percy Jackson because the studio completely butchered it. This new adaptation will likely be even worse now that Percy is a israelite and Annabeth is a Black person, because Disney doesn't let anyone have good things anymore.
yes they were good (the books).
yes you should grow up
Never said I was gonna watch it in the first place. Hell I read the books when they originally came out and never again since. Glad I didn't considering the author is a massive SJW homosexual now.
Are we forever doomed to endless reboots for the rest of time?
yes
It would be so bad if they were actually good, but most of them are fricking trash.
See for example
>Ghostbusters
>Charmed
>Robin Hood
>Conan
>Knight Rider
>Total Recall
Evil cannot create, it can only corrupt.
Until culture revives, but likely after a very brutal collapse. Until then enjoy the slop
They need to lose a ton of money before they learn.
Ewige wiederkunft, m8.
Remakes.
There are no more human stories to tell. No great wars, no great revolutions, no great discoveries and frontiers, we live in the end of history, zoomers are the first 100% domesticated human beings
>DC done by morons again
>X files by the gay who made Black panther, so 100% trash
>Harry potter will most likely make one of the main character a minority, maybe some trannies
don't know shit about the rest, but 99% is going to be shit
yes, we are in Hell
niggga, did you watched Twillight zone made by the guy who is afraid of White people? is trash, it has 2-3 decent episodes where not everything is about race or some homosexualry, but that's it
yeah because younger people dont pay for anything
Yes. How many times do you think Invasion of the Body Snatchers was remade before you were born?
I don't want to watch any of it but Harry Potter will be the worst (for me) because I fricking grew up with Harry Potter; The books and the movies and even the games. Even zoomers know what Harry, Ron and Hermione look like. When you cast new people, everyone will compare them to the old actors (which they love). How will that end well? It can't.
I still haven't watched Harry Potter.
That's a good thing anon don't let em tell you otherwise
ok
100% they'll have a black hermione and go completely woke, with an obviously gay and out dumbledore.
Thanks for that but I was trying to say the cast could be white and I would still hate it because I already know what the characters look like.
It would be like someone remaking Little Women yet again; There's nothing they could do that would make me happy because I love the 2019 version. Harry Potter is likely the same.
Very strange that you used Little Women as an example. Are you aware of how many versions of that there are?
There are like 50 versions. Feature films, tv series, miniseries, stage plays, etc.
>Very strange that you used Little Women as an example
No, it's not strange because it's my favourite movie. Does that make sense to you now?
If they remade my favourite movie, there's nothing they could do to make me happy and that's the point I was making.
>Little Women 2019
There are dozens of adaptions, whit many of them being better that that trite 2019 flick
Dumbledore keeps his wand up his ass
I think Harry Potter is fine to reboot since it’s in a different medium. They’re making it a tv series. They can flesh out and show everything from all the books.
I’d make the same argument for Lord of the Rings. I’d be fine if they made it a tv show and showed all the weird shit like Tom Bombadil and all the shit they cut out of the movies.
But of course they went with Rings of Power. I don’t have a lot of confidence in them rebooting them, but in THEORY, it’s a good idea.
The thing with rings of kangz is they’re not legally allowed to make a lord of the rings adaptation. They bought the rights to certain character’s names and just made up a bunch of fanfiction, and on top of that it’s ~~*diverse*~~ slop.
I don't care about things like Harry Potter, just don't reboot things from MY childhood like the original power rangers or Freddy Krueger
>don't reboot things from MY childhood like the original power rangers or Freddy Krueger
i have bad news for you anon
Harry will be indian because JKR said that he had one indian grandma (yes, really) and so they will make him 100% shitskin. Expect a dravidian "actor".
Hermione will obviously be black.
Ron will stay pasty white and be even goofier and stupider than in the movies.
Dumbledore will be openly gay since the first scene and prolly have some rainbow flag shit in his office and drop some references to how gays were persecuted most of his life or something.
Voldemort will stay white.
Every single of of these will flop and Hollywood still won't learn it's lesson.
I think they'll flop too. Unless...
Bella and Edward
/thread
I thought that was his asscrack from the thumbnail
It's not about the money, it's about sending a message.
Stop reminding me that a Black person is touching my X-Files reeeeeeee
Don't tell me it's Jordan Peele
well
>On Monday (27 March), speaking on podcast On the Coast with Gloria Macarenko, Carter said: “I just spoke to a young man, Ryan Coogler, who is going to remount The X-Files with a diverse cast.
The great challenge for a new X-Files is finding a great pair of lead actors who have good chemistry, not diversifying it. The secondary challenge is finding enough good writers to come up with interesting episodic plots. This approach of Diversity being the #1 consideration will completely trample over everything else that is needed to make it a good show
Daneesha Scully and Malcolm Foxx Mulder investigate the incredible case of the young boy whose dad came back from the liquor store.
>The great challenge for a new X-Files is finding a great pair of lead actors who have good chemistry, not diversifying it
You say that like diversifying it would be any challenge at all.
I meant the main creative challenge. I'm fine if either or even both of the 2 leads is non-white, they just need to be good actors and fit the role. No one complains about Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon, or Samuel Jackson in almost any role he has been in. Nowadays they just tend to hire poor actors, both black or white.
>I'm fine if either or even both of the 2 leads is non-white
Cucks like you are why they get away with it.
Both leads will be females.
that would be stupid as frick
That is what it will be. Black woman and white woman.
>diverse cast
>black panther, the "most diverse" movie that was basically only black
malcom x files
>malcom x files
plymouth rock just landed on my sides
>remount
a good term considering they are fricking over franchises
LMFAO
RIP
lol OP has a twitter let's all laugh at him. Probably pays for a check too.
All of them. Shows their creative bankruptcy. and then they wonder why their filmsa re flopping.
Some have promise, like X-Files or Wizard of Oz, but they will probably be ruined by terrible forced diverse casting over casting good actors that are right for the role and have good chemistry on set. Plus lots of shitty cgi and greenscreen.
>terrible forced diverse casting over casting good actors that are right for the role and have good chemistry on set
Diverse casting actually ruins the latter. For example, I'm in your gay movie and they need diversity so they make the love interest a black woman and I'm like
>what the frick. i don't like this b***h at all
and now your show is ruined because I already hate it. I'll be just phoning it in for the money. I bet this happens a lot.
If Rowling is still in a position to ‘tard wrangle the writers, it’s possible that Harry Potter might “only” be pozzed up the ass in terms of casting, rather than inventing new plot lines that insult the target demographic and cause knock on effects that the later seasons can’t handle. That said, the’ve still got the pic related hurdle, and if they get as passive aggressive as studios normally do in response, that might compound on the legions of trannies that will be screeching all day about it.
The Potter reboot is gonna be the funniest trainwreck ever, normal audiences will be turned off by the inevitable hideous ESG casting and the sort of lefty homosexuals that praise that kind of shit won't watch it anyway because they hate Rowling.
It's gonna be calamitous.
They’ll still watch it, they just won’t be allowed to talk about it unless the troony fund gets switched off before then.
The big question is if they can restrain themselves to race lifting the characters nobody cares about and aren’t front and centre. That’s what’s going to turn increasingly fatigued normalgays off, because even they have noticed the fact that a black washed cast always comes packaged with shit writing.
I think it will be train wreck. Becouse those movies did as good as they could. There are lot of stuff that's stupid and plot holes. But by third book. They were getting so thick. It became harder and harder to cram them into movies.
In third book. They left out whole wizard ball championship. And they still had no time to explain map propelly. If you didn't read the books. You had no idea why lupin knew how to operate the map.
There are some aspects that are clearly miss. Like ginny as whole in movies. But other then stuff like that. How could they actually do better then orginal movies.
Overall. they will be dispointing and make no money.
She dosent give out rights if she can't have some sort of control over it.
Basically preventing it to becoming troon fest.
All of them.
Very few directors can sell an original film with only their name attached to it.All of those listed projects will fall into the hands of filmmakers who can't do original shit to save their lives.Proof of what I say is Greta gerwin in Narnia and gunn in DC. It will be fun to see who will screw up Harry Potter, apparently jj Abraham was interested in this franchise
>Narnia - from the modern feminist director deconstructing Barbie
>X-Files
What the frick were they thinking?
Percy Jackson. They already changed shit from the fricking books.
DC -gunn
X-file -Some gayot streaming showrunner with some middling hit show
Hellboy - James wan
Twilight - Cristina Hudson, writer of birds of prey
Spy kids-
Harry Potter -jj Abraham
Wizard of Oz - taika waititi
Percy Jackson -Any tricks that have worked on Marvel before
Narnia -greta gerwin
>taika watiti
james wan can do it.
>Harry Potter -jj Abraham
fricked.
HP. Chris Columbus defined the style for HP and retroactively implanted what the world looked like in peoples' heads.
I can understand DC, Spy Kids, Percy Jackson, and Narnia because they're already not that good so there's a chance a reboot could improve,
but X-Files, Harry Potter, Twilight, and Hellboy already have the best possible versions of them in existence and with a die-hard audience where any reboot would obviously be an insultingly shitty knockoff.
Twilight seems especially stupid, since it's such a 2000s cultural thing that you could never recreate, the soundtrack especially.
Teenage girls aren't into that stuff anymore, unless you cast Robert Pattinson's role as some Black person I guess, which I assume is their plan for all of these.
Can we even call DC a major franchise anymore
Reminder that real writers don't exist anymore and all of these will be ass.
All of them are DOA but Legacy will be the biggest disappointment
I hate Wizard of Oz so fricking much, Americans have it on a golden pedestal because it's the only meaningful piece of "literature" they've produced.
I’m interested in none of those things. I even hated them as a kid.
Dc garbage
X files bland sci fi garbage
Twilight
Spy kids Mexican garbage
Hp magic cringe
Wizard of oz
Pj mediocre Greek shit
Narinia bootleg Harry Potter
>Original ideas?
DC. James gunn will be the final nail in the DC coffin
I believe that harry potter could be done better, but I also believe that it won't be done better.
X Files and Wizard of Oz make sense
>X Files and Wizard of Oz make no sense
fixed
I can't wait to be culturally enriched by modern casting for these remakes.
>harry potter reboot
how much troony shit are they going to cram in there due to the buttblasting Rowling gave them.
Rowling's a producer, so it's really up to her whether to attempt some goodwill towards trannies or just make an actual accurate all-white, all-hetero version.
She's an insufferable lefty outside of the troony stuff so my money is on the former.
>all-white
did you forget about all of the retconning she did on twitter
She did all that for liberal good boy points while she was still the darling of the twitterati, my (probably false) hope is that by getting cancelled over her troony views she's realised that appealing to those lunatics is a lost cause.
all of it
Hollywood is self-cannibalizing itself. As they continue to pump out and ruin more and more beloved franchises, they'll eventually have nothing left to ruin. Look at where Lucasfilm is. No one gives a shit about Star Wars and Indiana Jones anymore.
>Potential
Wizard of Oz
Percy Jackson (not possible to worse than the originals)
>Slop that people will eat up no matter what
Harry Potter
Twilight
>Absolutely doomed with no hope
X-Files
Spy Kids
Chronicles of Narnia
>DC (same as above)
DC
>I have no idea how it will go
Hellboy
>hellboy
wasn't there already a failed reboot a few years back
Yeah I remember that too...idk I never saw it tho
We're witnessing the death of commercial blockbuster cinema as we speak. Pretty exciting in a gross way
That entirely depends on which one means the most to you. Personally, the only one that I care even a little bit about, is X-Files, so that will be the worst for me.
ALL OF THEM!!!
Nobody wants this shit. It might make money if there is no competition but no one is excited for any of this garbage. Burn Hollywood Burn
Make something original FFS
Some X files details leaked.
>Takes place in modern times
>Mulder lives with his sister and mom in Detroit
>Sister is kidnapped by Pleiadians aka Nordic aliens
>Scully is basically the same but a little younger and a self-proclaimed atheist (guessing she'll later embrace her faith)
>Will explore subjects like Flying saucer cults, Jacques Valle aliens hypothesis , contemporary legends/folklore like slenderman, covid conspiracy, mass media control, etc.
>First episode is based on the Varginha incident and it opens up with two agents beating up a grey alien and burring his body
>The greys are portrayed in a more positive light, they are the Nordics slaves
>new x-files
It's going to be some woke garbage innit
>they spend the episode disproving and fact checking conspiracy theories always proving them wrong
>chuds always look dumb in the end
>Noooo aspertame is harmless
>there's no mercury causing autism LOL
Are you guys ready for this?
A CGI riddled X Files with modern writing will be particularly egregious.
Where are Resident evil 2002 and Alien vs Predator reboots?
The only things on that entire list that are somewhat interesting are Harry Potter TV show(unless it's pozzed, which there's a 95% chance of) and X-Files.
>95% chance
I remember when I was an optimist too.
I heard that JK Rowling has final say on everything, so the 5% chance is on the off-chance that she mans up and doesn't frick over the whole thing herself AND she also doesn't let israeli show runners/writers frick it up either.
She'll probably want to make up for her terrible "transphobia" and pozz everything pozzable. Black Hermione, flamboyantly gay Dumby, indian Harry, etc., are a certainty.
it's being blacked hard, JK will STFU and do what she's told. shitting on troons is one thing but to appear racist is another entirely
Yeah people forget that she's always been a turboliberal anti-white pro-gay until the troony controversy.
I can't wait for the Potter fans to seethe
99.9% will be happy with the blackwashing, considering it empowering and fair.
Her finally say is just no to trans stuff. And ofc if they went off the rails with stuff
Both will be unwatchable.
>Twilight
Kek
>Hellboy
This again?
>Percy Jackson
Black personess Annabeth. Will not watch
they'll all do poorly, with maybe the exception of Spy Kids.
DC just copies the MCU but they're always a few years behind. we'll see a M-She-U and it'll be terrible.
X-Files will be blackwashed
>“X-Files” creator Chris Carter claimed that Coogler is remaking the beloved Fox sci-fi/horror show for a new audience. “I just spoke to a young man, Ryan Coogler, who is going to remount ‘The X-Files’ with a diverse cast,” Carter stated. Fox has yet to make an official statement about the rumored project.
I'm not even going to bother with explaining why. they're all the same. they're all being blackwashed because the original wasn't diverse enough.
basically they'll all fail
Yeah these are all DOA when the main talking point is how non-white the casts are all gonna be. Sounds riveting can’t wait to see…
Twilight and Harry Potter? They are not even that old what the frick?
Hollywood doesn't want to take chances but still needs to fight for the dwindling ESG bux.
>people like both
>repackage the same story and blackwash a few characters make the females snarky and obnoxious because that's impowering.
>sounds great
this is the thinking in Hollywood
>Narnia
How can the disgustingly white cast of the previous iteration be remedied?
two mutts
one brownish girl
they're a diverse multi racial family. Jadis will still be white because she's evil.
Idris Elba will be the voice of Aslan
the remaining white children will be the youngest male and the oldest female. she'll be the lead. she's sassy, smart, and doesn't need help from anybody. a Rey Palpatine but with attitude. the white child will be a sniveling weak coward.
the template is so predictable, this how it'll be. they'll probably be so lazy it'll be set in WW2 England.
Man, it really was a different time, wasn't it?
As soon as israelites consolidated and solidified their power in media and academia it was literally all over and this racist evil troony shit exploded as infinium.
Imagine going back in time and telling people that the dwarf would have an infinitely more successful career than all of those upcoming child actors.
i don't remember the midget from GoT being in Narnia
Sexoooo!!
Percy Jackson is already dead on arrival
Fricking seriously????
SERIOUSLY???
>The people seething at Daddario a decade ago for not being a natural blonde will be deathly silent on this
toppest kek.
I feel bad for the author, who had a gun to his head smiling and nodding and saying this was a prefect casting choice.
WAKE ME UP
>X-Files
I don't think you can recast Mulder or Scully.
The only way I see this working is if it's an entirely new cast set in the X-Files universe.
AAAAAAAHHHH YOOOOOOO! MULDUH! DEY BE AYYYS IN DEY! HOL UP! NAAAAAAAH. NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH AYY? NAH NAH NAH NAH....PSSSSHHH NAH NAH NAH NAH. MMMMMMHMMMMMM? I BE OUT. NAH NAH NAH. NOT ME. NO. NMM MMMMM. NAH NAH NAH NOT ME, BOY. NAH NAH. NOT ME BRUH. BRUH. BRUH? FO REAL? BRUH? NAH NAH NAH NAH.....
My money is on Narnia
Unless they monumentally screw up with woke bullshit then Harry Potter
Hellboy? Again?
I tought harry potter was getting tv show. Or are they playing to do movies too
>I tought harry potter was getting tv show
It is, on HBO each season will cover 1 book
That's smart choise. Except people will hate goblet of fire season. That book is horrible on technical level. It won't fit well as extended adaptation.
And it will be extra bad when it follows prisoner. Book that's best book on technical level
Official apology time:
I'm sorry that I made fun of Star Wars/Trekgays for so many years. Now that they're coming for my lifelong favourite show, The X-Files, I understand your pain.
Is the show any good? Even for zoom zoom audience?
>highest quality drama of its time, both in production quality and writing
>amazing atmosphere in the first five seasons when it was shot in British Columbia
>amazing chemistry between the two leads
>you will want to have sex with Scully
>iconic theme song and many iconic standalone episodes aka monster of the week
Yes, give it a chance and don't get discouraged by a few dull MotW episodes in season 1.
>Even for zoom zoom audience?
not for you, go watch your TikToks and Netflix slop
I'd like a hellboy movie I guess
Literally all of these are gonna flop
Tell me why, exactly, I should watch any of these when the originals are not going anywhere? Just make an actually interesting new story/franchise with your "modern standards" in it if you want people to watch it. Otherwise, if I have an option to watch the originals, I will simply do that.
>Tell me why, exactly, I should watch any of these when the originals are not going anywhere?
To see how they butchered it.
Not a single one will make it past 3 seasons.
>hate watching
Literal slop zoombrain take. You're still pumping their numbers. Have some self respect.
Pirating props their numbers? But I was told I directly stole money from them.
Nah that's fair, I hadn't considered you were pirating. I just assume I'm talking to the lowest common denominator of morons on here most of the time. Even still, I stand by what I said. Hatewatching is moronic. Simply engage with things you like instead of revving yourself up for your daily seethe.
>engage with things you like
I have ran out of those a while ago.
There's over 100 years of cinema/media and you're here crying you've run out of things to enjoy until the next modernslop comes out. (You) are part of the problem.
I haven't given a cent to these c**ts in over 15 years, no, I'm not part of the problem.
A very small part of that 100 years production is worth watching, homosexual.
Don't get me wrong, I have no interest in watching the whole thing, but I might watch an episode or two to laugh at it and maybe whatever absolute dumpster piles are suggested.
>You're still pumping their numbers.
Lol and kek at everyone who doesn't pirate EVERYTHING in the year of our Kek and Saviour 2023.
Don't give them one cent, not one view. Nothing.
The internet will say Harry Potter or some shit, but in reality, it'll probably be something like Spy Kids or Twilight. Something everyone just expects to suck.
WTF are the gonna do with Twilight? Edward has to be black, unless they make Bella black. Jacob can’t be black becUse being an Indian is part of his character. They’ll probably just cast some Black person anyway lol. Bella will be friends with a gaggle of grooming troons no doubt, we will not allowed to see cities like Ana Kendrick or Edward’s family on screen, they will all be abominations.
Probably Spy Kids or Twilight, they have the weakest source material to work with.
Rebootsisters, we're eating well
It's all so fricking tiring.