>white bad. >poc good

>white bad
>poc good
it's all so tiresome

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Episode 1
    Simply okay.. Definitely fit the mold of Black Mirror except more of a comedy tone, something alot of the episodes this season failed to do. Would be completely forgettable in the first 3 seasons though
    >Episode 2
    Mediocre. Quite predictable. I guess overall just poking fun at true crime, other than that not sure what the messaging was. First episode that doesnt really feel like it fits with black mirror, although not as bad as the shit in 4 and 5.

    >Epsode 3
    Decent. It kept my attention. Super predictable however. Wanted to like this one more and felt they could have easily done something to make this episode alot better.

    >Episode 4 & 5
    Absolute fricking shit. Didnt even feel like these episodes belonged to this series. Some of the worst episodes yet

    Overall I would say this season is probably better than season 5 (which previously was the undisputed worst season) because episodes 1-3 are at least better than anything in season 5 (although tbh Fighting Vipers might be better than anything in season 6).

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vipers was dogshit compared to S6 1,2,3 and 5

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vipers was the best episode of Black Mirror.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >2 gay blackbros
          Was awsome.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bro only one of them was gay the other one was straight

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bro... I hate to break it to you...

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bro he wasnt gay. Remember they tested it and the one wasnt gay. He only fricked pussy when they tried kissing he hated it.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              This black girl in high school told me all black guys are gay. Even the "straight" ones will let another guy suck their dick.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're so alpha that any mouth will do. I mean black guys are SO ridiculously hetero that they'll let other men suck their dicks and it won't be gay.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >2 gay blackbros
              Was awsome.

              Bro... I hate to break it to you...

              This black girl in high school told me all black guys are gay. Even the "straight" ones will let another guy suck their dick.

              They're so alpha that any mouth will do. I mean black guys are SO ridiculously hetero that they'll let other men suck their dicks and it won't be gay.

              Bro's he is straight, he's just on the 'down-low'

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            like you wouldn't frick your bro in a game if he was a hot chick
            >i didn't see the episode

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              this is honestly my problem with this show, whatever good ideas they have are not explored, and thye usually miss the point and go for something else entirely. like that episode is about...cheating? are you fricking kidding me? how is it not about male sexuality? The Calister Episode is about "Ha, take that, Incel! Hnng!" instead of being about virtual worlds and escapism, a subject TNG covered better in 1991! It's because the person making this series is a British FucBoi so thats how he relates everything, and why the best episodes are those dealing with normie relationship shit. "Oy, OY! Wut if yur lady could, like, see who uv shagged before rite? mennal innit?"

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                this
                it infuriates me how they frick up such good topics. like miku, but instead make it an empowerment story of girls, this show is disgusting

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah my issue with the show is when they do come up with potentially nuanced situations, the USS Callister episode for example, thet often choose a side when they shouldnt. They should allow the situation open to interpretation instead of flat out telling the viewer what is right and wrong. A imple example is the gay street fighter one, is he gay or is he not gay? Should his wife actually be angry about it? The show doesnt really pick a side. As opposed to the Callister where the show portrays him as objectivly wrong and evil, when in reality there could be some interesting discussion on the nuances of that scenario.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                100 percent agree. the callister episode should have been done from the perspective of the game characters solely. A cool ending would have been to have the characters find a way to download the player's consciousness into the game, disguised as a new character, where in he would then be a victim of his own cruelty, so that he now becomes an ally to help the characters escape the game in someway.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >oi wot if ur best m8 turned into a bangin' sket?
          >fackin mental innit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shit tier tastes. Episode 4 & 5 were irredeemable shit on top of not even feeling like episodes of Black Mirror (to the point they even put that Red Mirror shit into episode 5 as a cop out). Furthermore at least Vipers allows some semblance of a discussion about it. Something that episodes 1-3 dont particularly do. But fine, like I said I wouldnt put Fighting Vipers concretely ahead of episodes 1-3 since sure some people might find the plot of those episodes more interesting.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          We're going to have to agree to disagree. Maybe you Brooker's his sci-fi stories more. You've got me on the discussion surrounding Vipers. There was certainly a lot of that. I just think the pajeetess roaming around with a Boney M. Lookalike demon murdering people in 70s Britain was more entertaining than "would you frick your best m8, in minecraft???" He went into fantasy in Ep4 and 5, and while 4 stunk I felt satisfied with 5.

          On the subject of Sci-fi, I would recommend the Electric Dreams series if you haven't seen it. Good show.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >pajeet + moron demon
            vs
            >you KNOW most autists playing minecraft would frick eachother if they could make hot avatars. I mean for fricks sake they DO IT NOW

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              We're going to have to agree to disagree. Maybe you Brooker's his sci-fi stories more. You've got me on the discussion surrounding Vipers. There was certainly a lot of that. I just think the pajeetess roaming around with a Boney M. Lookalike demon murdering people in 70s Britain was more entertaining than "would you frick your best m8, in minecraft???" He went into fantasy in Ep4 and 5, and while 4 stunk I felt satisfied with 5.

              On the subject of Sci-fi, I would recommend the Electric Dreams series if you haven't seen it. Good show.

              Vipers was the best episode of Black Mirror.

              WOT IF BBC WAS BUILT FOR BBC

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I definitely prefer the sci-fi more. Honestly imo there arent enough good sci-fi shows (which is why black mirror turning to such shit is disappointing). Also I prefer Black Mirror episodes that are more a discussion over the implications of the technology rather than "le smart toasters are evil!".

            Havent seen Electric Dreams ill have to check it out.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Episode 4 was so stupid, like the thing with the werewolf it felt like they didn't know how to finish the episode and went "what if we added a werewolf? No way they except it!"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        S06E04 is arguably the worst episode in this show, just adding a werewolf felt like an insult to the intelligence of the viewer.
        Frick you.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Quite predictable
      >Super predictable
      the whole show has become obsessed with not being predictable, which is why every episode is moronic twist bullshit now
      and no you did not predict that he would kill the other family out of the fricking blue

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong. It was entirely predictable thats what was going to happen. There was literally only two options. Either he killed Jessie or and tried to take his place or he was going to kill Jessies family. And the episode spelled out the fact that it took two of them to operate the space station or whatever the frick.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shill c**t. Every episode sucked. Episode one was literal reddit troony garbage with insufferable woman comedy writing. The rest were no better. Yeah sure, the first ep was only one of two that was actually black mirror (that and three) but they were both fricking trash.

      Vipers was dogshit compared to S6 1,2,3 and 5

      No it wasn't. It was entertaining and raised actual discussion points about identity and so on. Far more engaging than anything from season 6. The entirety of s6 was irredeemable. I feel like there are paid shills here that anyone would be praising ANYTHING from s6. I've been watching BM from the first episode when it came out, and it went sharply down hill after season 2 but this season has been FAR worse than practically anything from the previous, other than the Miley Cyrus episode. THAT would have fit in this dogshit season.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >best praise given is that an episode is simply okay and would be completely forgettable in any other actual good season
        >"you are a shill"
        Holy shit take your meds

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can clearly notice when netflix took over the first 3 seasons did modern dystopia right and made some near kino moments showing the consequence of (soon to be) modern day tech being used in the wrong way
    the netflix seasons has striking a funny but homosexual satire on developing esex addiction with virtual crossdressers

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Striking vipers,*

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a fricking fantasy show
    Let them live their unrealistic fantasies

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blacked Mirror

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I loath everyone involved in writting this episode and am very glad I quit after the first season
    >You loved a woman so much but she cucked you with some average Asian dude and kept his child
    >Also you hit her homosexual old man in self defence and the kid walked in the snow and died like a moron
    >enjoy like a thousand years of being stuck in the same room,also John Hamm enjoy being ignored by the entire planet you fricking scam
    Why is everyone praising this episode?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >deny father to see her child
      >i am to afraid of face conseguences

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He wasn't the father and the Asian dude was already married,I think he was the one who deserved million years of nothingness,he butterfly effected everything.Also frick those law officers of whatever the frick they were at the end

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mazey day above anything
      >demon 79 not amongst the bottom 3
      Bad list

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >projecting this hard
    How about not making your self-loathing everyone else's problem?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's all so tiresome
      that saying is so fricking gay and overused.

      i see reddit is still down

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's all so tiresome
    that saying is so fricking gay and overused.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    then why the FRICK did you bother to WATCH IT moron FRICKFACE!

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still watching BLACKED mirror in the year of our lord

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dogshit show. watch a better show from 30 years ago

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      outer limits was KINO

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >poc
    Say Their Name

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first episode of this series years ago basically filtered me. Something about some politician, right wing of course, fricking a pig or something.
    Thanks, I’ve got better things to do with my time.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped watching it after "Black folk have gay sex in Street fighter"

    Any good episodes i missed?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      just watch beyond the sea, it's the only good one

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao nice plot hole bro

        >Episode 3
        Why the frick didn’t they send the replicas into space and kept the humans with their families?

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Episode 3
    Why the frick didn’t they send the replicas into space and kept the humans with their families?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      because the machines could break down or the link malfunctions and then the mission is over and they wasted billions. plus the machines are shown to need a charging power source which would drain the spaceships battery long before they reach their destination

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Irrelevant because they could
        >run out of oxygen/food/water
        >the spaceship could malfunction rendering them useless
        >burn up on landing thus killing them/anything could happen that could endanger their lives
        >before the guys family gets killed they appear to spend less than 1% of their time in the spaceship so they won’t need much power

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they were clearly in space to test the effects of long term space travel on humans. Hence their weekly physical being essentially their only duty

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    serious question, why is there so many poos in the UK?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      unmitigated immigration
      same reason the US is being flooded and slowly being replaced by spics

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      because european colonialism. maybe pay attention in grade school history class next time

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly? I I think it's the truth. There isn't anything worth less than the "modern man" left in Hollywood. They are scum and leftovers and they sadly know it. They'll never escape the cage they've made for themselves.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >come to watch a TV series episode
    >instead have to watch a whole 80 minute movie

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah was about to watch episode 5 and maybe 10 mins in there was a "lmfao whites are so fricking stupid and can't flavor food and they think spices and salts are stinky lmao whites can't cook and R dum"
    It's so obvious too. It's like if you had a scene where there was some buck toothed nog stuffing his face with watermelon and chicken.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      its time to call this shit out for what it actually is...it's a micro aggression. unironically. The funny part is people will say "you can use that term! You have to have power and priviledge to enact racism!!!" Yes...correct, and other whites are the ones doing this! "Oh yes, hoo hoo, we whites sure cant dance or cook! we are also terrible people huh mr. minority! i sure do hare us whites, m i rite?" frick off with that shit already. My skin is as brown as mud btw. I like white people, i like watching tv shows and movies with fricking white people in england or medieval times. I loved Downton Abby, The Great, Call the Midwife, etc. I dont care if there are some black people on those shows but holy shit dial back the intersectionality, especially for period pieces! We get it, your not racist, please continue making King Arthur shit for me, i dont need to see how many different races the Knights of the round table are!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care about any of all that. I'm just tired of seeing people discriminate against whites. white people have done more for other races than anyone else. No other race has sacrificed itself for others as much as whites have. White males built the west and gave it to women and brown people and they have taken it and plowed it into the ground while jerking themselves off over how much they hate the people that gave them everything.
        It's fricking disgusting.
        Also whites can cook better than everyone else. They can also dance better too and have shit like ballerina, so poopskins thinking they're the ones that just flourish in the culinary arts is super funny.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >im just gonna ignore slavery: The Post!

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm just going to ignore slavery, the post!

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mate it's been longer since slavery ended, than it existed in the first place. They have been given over 2 TRILLION DOLLARS in section 8, welfare, food stamps, free colleges, affirmative action, and housing in jails

            I think you need to recognize a sunk cost failed effort.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are you fricking talking about? In this latest season the prostitute is dating some poo and is making fun of his shit bland food.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only when the americans took over. Season 1 - 3 kino

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're allowed to say Black person on Cinemaphile, anon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was in greentext, I was mocking what they think

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    WOT IF TREES CUT DOWN HUMANS AND MADE FUNICHA FROM THEIR BONES

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      oy! OY! Wut if the Nviromen...Polluteh US! Eh? Oh wait, Thas the jap lizar rite? Mmm...okay, Wut if Zilla...Wuz TRANS! How bou at eh???

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >poc
    why do zoomers use the vernacular of their israeli overlords? If you're not going to call them Black folk at least call them minorities

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    all so tiring.

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