>male characters show any signs of heterosexuality
>UH OH LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A CASE OF THE NOT-GAYS!!! THEY SURE AREN'T GAY BECAUSE THEY LIKE WOMEN AND SOMETIMES HAVE SEX WITH WOMEN AND NOT MEN BECAUSE THEY AREN'T GAY!!!
homosexual here. I breathe a sigh of relief when male characters turn out straight after any ambiguity. why? all gay characters and storylines in western media are fricking cancerous. ugly, rushed, tedious digression from the plot, the same cringe muh persecution or muh prostitute problems storylines.
they can’t write or cast it properly, I’ve given up on that ever changing. Id rather nothing than that trash.
Yeah, same here.
After seeing all of this forced homosexual shit pushed by the western media, I finally understand why so many gay guys have a thing for straight men. I used to think it was just some weird fetish thing, but now I realise that the average gay guy is insufferable and obnoxious as frick.
Idk, for me I just like straight guys because they're normal, while openly gay men are usually extremely catty metrosexuals who make their sexual orientation their entire personality.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>straight people: My GIRLFRIEND and I are ENGAGED, so we're planning our WEDDING four months from now, because we MADE A BABY, and the GENDER REVEAL PARTY is in six months, so sometime in the next two months you need to access our REGISTRY to buy our straight people prizes. >gay people: So my boyfriend and I had brunch the other day... >straight people: UGH STOP MAKING IT YOUR ENTIRE PERSONALITY
5 months ago
Anonymous
Gay people can get married and adopt a baby moron. They would also talk about these things.
Whoa, is Disney being PASSIVE-PROGRESSIVE!?!? Why are they putting the gay interracial kiss in the background instead of showing us an interracial gay hardcore gangbang up front and center!?!?
Lol. No. But these green texts aren't made up. The "case of the not-gays" and "passive progressive" are both things they have said in the past. But overall they are fine. They're mostly apolitical.
>decry the sexualization of women
In their Oppenheimer review they talked about how people complain to much about sex or nudity being in movies. They said there is too little sex and nudity in modern films.
Fricking coomer homosexuals
I haven't watched them in a while, but I remember them getting all uncomfortable and talking about scenes with breasts in 70s movies making his skin crawl.
5 months ago
Anonymous
That’s because jay is a literal homosexual, of course the only redeeming parts of women gross him out
You're supposed to have sex as straight people and make babies. that's how we survive
No one bats an eye because it's normal. Sticking your dick in shit is not.
>Sticking your dick in shit is not.
Yes it is lol gays will never go away, neither will pedos. we need to accept them and integrate them with us as much as possible
>Yes it is lol gays will never go away, neither will pedos. we need to accept them and integrate them with us as much as possible
This except the opposite of this.
Wow, this anti-cannibal rhetoric is really discriminatory toward native americans. What's wrong with ceremonially eating the hands of enemy warriors you bested?
That comparison makes no sense and I'm sure you thought it was clever without thinking it through. What your smarmy take shows is that your intelligence is very middling. Which is normal for homophobes.
how do you think you or anybody else are here, alive today on this world? Because straight sexuality. Fricking moron, of course it's going to be shoved down our throats all the time.
The not gays is a point that in a movie where whether a dude fricks has no bearing on the plot, they have to show that he's into chicks. It's a trope you can't stop noticing one you see it. It's come across as more an observation than criticism to me. I disagree with them on it being totally unnecessary though If you're constructing a machismo character, banging chicks or being into them is apart of that character archetype.
Yea, you're right. Who wants to see their badass action hero get with hot babes?? He should be shown to be in a chastity cage so we know that he has dedicated himself to the art of murdering bad guy with big guns.
>being into chicks is a "machismo archetype"
Is your idea of attraction in the real world just being completely asexual until you've been given approval via dating app?
I don't want to be too mean, but do you genuinely have no friends? Do you really think it's weird for a guy to comment to a buddy of his that a girl is hot or something? When was the last time you talked to someone besides your parents and siblings?
You are all illiterate morons who just want to be mad. I said I get their point of it as a trope but I disagree that it's unnecessary or bad and think it's character building. And yeah rather than archetype, it makes a character more relatable ("he likes girls just like me! I could be him")
Well therein lies another problem, they are watching incredibly low budget 1980s action shlock and expecting what exactly?? A deep introspective character study of a depressed man moping around a European city in the Autumn?
But it's not archetype building. I doubt it's ever used intentionally, even. If a guy mentions a girl is hot to another guy, the writers did not add that scene in to enforce heteronomativity or make self-insertion easier, it's included because it's a normal thing normal people do. It's as much making a character relatable as making the character drink a glass of water (Something I also do!!!). You only think this is a """trope""" because you're friendless and/or homosexual, which also happens to be the case for people editing TvTropes or wherever the frick this meme originated on.
>being into chicks is a "machismo archetype"
Is your idea of attraction in the real world just being completely asexual until you've been given approval via dating app?
I don't want to be too mean, but do you genuinely have no friends? Do you really think it's weird for a guy to comment to a buddy of his that a girl is hot or something? When was the last time you talked to someone besides your parents and siblings?
Honestly the homosexualest thing Mike has come up with, i still can't believe that a sizeable chunk of a Plinkett review was actually lamenting the lack of interracial homosexaulity between the black dude and the other guy.
>Jack, Jay and Rich all throw hissyfits and start screaming like morons whenever anyone asserts Rey is a marysue. They go absolutely fricking mental and have no counter argument. >Rich stated in the Civil War review that Iron Man was right and all the super heroes should be government controlled. >Rich and Jack follow only one account on their twitch account "jamsponge" which is the account of turbo SJW Matt Lees, the homosexual currently stating "meritocracy isn't real" "You shouldn't be able to buy houses in video games because they're expensive in real life." "Games should be promoting socialism." >Rich stated in the Ready Player One review he "couldn't connect to the boring white male protagonist." >They all drooled about DIVERSITY in their reviews of Black Panther, Wonder Woman, and Annihilation. >"Hollywood Patriarchy" >Rich and Jack called Kojima a "misogynist" and an "immature 13 year old boy" because of Quiet's appearance and outfit. >Rich whined in typical numale fashion that he hates big boobs and quote "anything more than a handful, and I don't care whether they're real or fake" while being engaged to someone who quite seriously is of questionable gender. >Jay has used the word "progressive" as a positive in numerous videos, and referred to Victoria Jackson as having "horrible politics" because she's conservative >Mike shills for replacing the protagonist of The Rocketeer (one of his favorite films) with a afro womyn of color in a hypothetical reboot to signal how progressive he is unlike online mysoginerds >Mike's main criticsm of Star Trek Picard's political theme is that its insincerely progressive and not actually progressive enough. >Mike and Rich dedicate half of the TNG Season 1 complaining about how sexist the show was for having the female characters wear skirts. >A GUY IS INTO A CHICK?? THIS MOVIE HAS A CASE OF THE NOT GAYS!!! >WHY DIDNT FINN AND POE HAVE ASS SEX?! ARE DISNEY PASSIVE PROGRESSIVE?! THIS HAS A SERIOUS CASE OF THE NOT GAYS
>Rich stated in the Civil War review that Iron Man was right and all the super heroes should be government controlled. >Super powered beings should be able to do whatever they want, wherever they want and be accountable to no one
this is mikes obsession with sex more than anything else. he literally gets confused when a man and woman are on screen and not showing overt attraction or desire for sex. the whole idea is a big insight into how he thinks. he tacitly assumes a character is gay if they aren’t constantly horny for women which is what has led him to come up with this idea. it’s like him seething that rey didn’t get blacked in his plinkett for TFA
>slasher villain rips a toddler in half and gargles the entrails >Haha! Epic! look at those gore effects! >slasher villain makes a crude sexual remark >Oof. This did NOT age well...
>i don't know how one gets to that point.
They're cringy nerds who like gory slasher films, but also feel a need to virtue signal and change their view of acceptable behavior based on the whims of blue haired twitter landwhales. Honestly I think it's a pretty common mix when it comes to people obsessed with keeping up with political correctness.
Am I missing something with this guy? He always feels like an empty chair whenever he’s on, total energy and charisma vacuum. He seems to contribute nothing but the off lame joke the other half-heartedly chuckle at.
If it's any consolation, they're never going to recover from the Internet Historian and Bread Tube exposing their The Batman (2022) review as the work of Nepo-Plagarists.
they're literally chan culture, so gays on this board. been on here for a while and I've never watched a single RLM video because just looking at the state of their disgusting physical appearance, I don't need their opinion.
>Mauler
Literal unironic hack fraud. Dude thinks Joker is better than Taxi Driver and King of Comedy. He didn't even know those movies even exist before Joker. He only watches goyslop blockbuster capeshit
The recent batch of videos have been interesting due to showing that Mike is actually legit senile now and you can see Jay increasingly becoming frustrated when Mike does and says dumb shit due to the senility.
>See some basketball players do a pro-abstinence video >Mike seethes, does an early life check for each of them and shames them for being Christian >Mike likes Big Mouth
Gen X are the best goys.
Troon, I've never watched and never will watch a single one of their videos, I just hate morons shitting up the board talking about these morons, I used to watch Nerdrotic and Mauler, and I never made a single post talking about their videos because I am not a colossal fricking homosexual.
Fellas, why is jay so hardstuck in the closet? If he believed a third of the stupid lefty shit he says all the time he should have no problem being out and proud. I really don’t understand what he’s playing at.
>Catholicism portrayed positively in film >Movie is abstract or has symbolism >Video game has a cutscene, message, or even a storyline >Chicago cubs fans existing
Yet liberal white women still b***h about conservative white men and love soiboi cucks that would be fine with them being raped and murdered by Tyrone. At this point, it's hard to care.
woman dies in film >>Rich: HAAAAAAH!!! HAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! FRICKING KAREN!!!!! DIE!!!!
can you please demonstrate one time in thousands of hours of video documentmented recorded in this mans opionions he ever remotly said anything like this?
Why does Cinemaphile worships these cringe cucks who think they know anything?
They are my friends
that you will never meet
Nope, they are going to invite me to Best of the Worst any day now. I'll be sure to throw in some Cinemaphile memes so you guys know it's me.
I'll keep an eye out for you. Tell them I said Hi for me pls
just like ur dad you will never meet
It is mostly idiots with poor father figures that didn’t beat them hard enough.
And homosexuals.
Racemixers with mulato daughters
The only social interaction I have beyond Cinemaphile is watching RLM and pretending I'm in the room with them.
nobody has watched RLM in years. Mike is happy with his small fortune and is spending his days drinking and doing nothing.
I do
Is better than ever never stop drinking and it never gets bad
I only watched them doing the Star Trek reviews, seems to be the only thing they're knowledgeable and passionate about
>male characters show any signs of heterosexuality
>UH OH LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A CASE OF THE NOT-GAYS!!! THEY SURE AREN'T GAY BECAUSE THEY LIKE WOMEN AND SOMETIMES HAVE SEX WITH WOMEN AND NOT MEN BECAUSE THEY AREN'T GAY!!!
why are gays and gay enablers like this
homosexual here. I breathe a sigh of relief when male characters turn out straight after any ambiguity. why? all gay characters and storylines in western media are fricking cancerous. ugly, rushed, tedious digression from the plot, the same cringe muh persecution or muh prostitute problems storylines.
they can’t write or cast it properly, I’ve given up on that ever changing. Id rather nothing than that trash.
Yeah, same here.
After seeing all of this forced homosexual shit pushed by the western media, I finally understand why so many gay guys have a thing for straight men. I used to think it was just some weird fetish thing, but now I realise that the average gay guy is insufferable and obnoxious as frick.
Is greed and lust
They are horny and any hot guy will do even the ones not interested
Idk, for me I just like straight guys because they're normal, while openly gay men are usually extremely catty metrosexuals who make their sexual orientation their entire personality.
>straight people: My GIRLFRIEND and I are ENGAGED, so we're planning our WEDDING four months from now, because we MADE A BABY, and the GENDER REVEAL PARTY is in six months, so sometime in the next two months you need to access our REGISTRY to buy our straight people prizes.
>gay people: So my boyfriend and I had brunch the other day...
>straight people: UGH STOP MAKING IT YOUR ENTIRE PERSONALITY
Gay people can get married and adopt a baby moron. They would also talk about these things.
mike's either embraced the fact that he's ruined star wars and scifi in general or he's just being an ironic jaded homosexual
Whoa, is Disney being PASSIVE-PROGRESSIVE!?!? Why are they putting the gay interracial kiss in the background instead of showing us an interracial gay hardcore gangbang up front and center!?!?
Why is he such a bawd for BBC?
I've only watched a few of their videos. Are they really as cucked as Steven Crowder/daily wire folks?
Lol. No. But these green texts aren't made up. The "case of the not-gays" and "passive progressive" are both things they have said in the past. But overall they are fine. They're mostly apolitical.
They used to not be, but now will make a 5 minute aside to decry the sexualization of women if they see a tit in a film.
>decry the sexualization of women
In their Oppenheimer review they talked about how people complain to much about sex or nudity being in movies. They said there is too little sex and nudity in modern films.
Fricking coomer homosexuals
I haven't watched them in a while, but I remember them getting all uncomfortable and talking about scenes with breasts in 70s movies making his skin crawl.
That’s because jay is a literal homosexual, of course the only redeeming parts of women gross him out
So which is it?
>leftists are hypocrites
its such a mystery
I mean, to be fair, do straight people have to be shoving it down your throat all the time?
No one bats an eye because it's normal. Sticking your dick in shit is not.
straight people do anal too
>straight
>sticks dick in ass
nope
>straight
>never touched a woman
nope
>still seething over KimXRon
have a nice day, Yurigay
You're supposed to have sex as straight people and make babies. that's how we survive
>Sticking your dick in shit is not.
Yes it is lol gays will never go away, neither will pedos. we need to accept them and integrate them with us as much as possible
>Yes it is lol gays will never go away, neither will pedos. we need to accept them and integrate them with us as much as possible
This except the opposite of this.
>dude cannibalism is just a part of society
frick off
Wow, this anti-cannibal rhetoric is really discriminatory toward native americans. What's wrong with ceremonially eating the hands of enemy warriors you bested?
>hand-havers always show off having hands
Because it's normal.
That comparison makes no sense and I'm sure you thought it was clever without thinking it through. What your smarmy take shows is that your intelligence is very middling. Which is normal for homophobes.
>this again
I've literally never met a gay person (including myself) who actually thinks that way. The only ones who do are women.
how do you think you or anybody else are here, alive today on this world? Because straight sexuality. Fricking moron, of course it's going to be shoved down our throats all the time.
Seems like someones got a case of the “end of my family tree”’s
The not gays is a point that in a movie where whether a dude fricks has no bearing on the plot, they have to show that he's into chicks. It's a trope you can't stop noticing one you see it. It's come across as more an observation than criticism to me. I disagree with them on it being totally unnecessary though If you're constructing a machismo character, banging chicks or being into them is apart of that character archetype.
Yea, you're right. Who wants to see their badass action hero get with hot babes?? He should be shown to be in a chastity cage so we know that he has dedicated himself to the art of murdering bad guy with big guns.
You are all illiterate morons who just want to be mad. I said I get their point of it as a trope but I disagree that it's unnecessary or bad and think it's character building. And yeah rather than archetype, it makes a character more relatable ("he likes girls just like me! I could be him")
Well therein lies another problem, they are watching incredibly low budget 1980s action shlock and expecting what exactly?? A deep introspective character study of a depressed man moping around a European city in the Autumn?
But it's not archetype building. I doubt it's ever used intentionally, even. If a guy mentions a girl is hot to another guy, the writers did not add that scene in to enforce heteronomativity or make self-insertion easier, it's included because it's a normal thing normal people do. It's as much making a character relatable as making the character drink a glass of water (Something I also do!!!). You only think this is a """trope""" because you're friendless and/or homosexual, which also happens to be the case for people editing TvTropes or wherever the frick this meme originated on.
>being into chicks is a "machismo archetype"
Is your idea of attraction in the real world just being completely asexual until you've been given approval via dating app?
I don't want to be too mean, but do you genuinely have no friends? Do you really think it's weird for a guy to comment to a buddy of his that a girl is hot or something? When was the last time you talked to someone besides your parents and siblings?
Honestly the homosexualest thing Mike has come up with, i still can't believe that a sizeable chunk of a Plinkett review was actually lamenting the lack of interracial homosexaulity between the black dude and the other guy.
>Jack, Jay and Rich all throw hissyfits and start screaming like morons whenever anyone asserts Rey is a marysue. They go absolutely fricking mental and have no counter argument.
>Rich stated in the Civil War review that Iron Man was right and all the super heroes should be government controlled.
>Rich and Jack follow only one account on their twitch account "jamsponge" which is the account of turbo SJW Matt Lees, the homosexual currently stating "meritocracy isn't real" "You shouldn't be able to buy houses in video games because they're expensive in real life." "Games should be promoting socialism."
>Rich stated in the Ready Player One review he "couldn't connect to the boring white male protagonist."
>They all drooled about DIVERSITY in their reviews of Black Panther, Wonder Woman, and Annihilation.
>"Hollywood Patriarchy"
>Rich and Jack called Kojima a "misogynist" and an "immature 13 year old boy" because of Quiet's appearance and outfit.
>Rich whined in typical numale fashion that he hates big boobs and quote "anything more than a handful, and I don't care whether they're real or fake" while being engaged to someone who quite seriously is of questionable gender.
>Jay has used the word "progressive" as a positive in numerous videos, and referred to Victoria Jackson as having "horrible politics" because she's conservative
>Mike shills for replacing the protagonist of The Rocketeer (one of his favorite films) with a afro womyn of color in a hypothetical reboot to signal how progressive he is unlike online mysoginerds
>Mike's main criticsm of Star Trek Picard's political theme is that its insincerely progressive and not actually progressive enough.
>Mike and Rich dedicate half of the TNG Season 1 complaining about how sexist the show was for having the female characters wear skirts.
>A GUY IS INTO A CHICK?? THIS MOVIE HAS A CASE OF THE NOT GAYS!!!
>WHY DIDNT FINN AND POE HAVE ASS SEX?! ARE DISNEY PASSIVE PROGRESSIVE?! THIS HAS A SERIOUS CASE OF THE NOT GAYS
did you actually take the time to write all this?
Why was this weirdo so adamant that a black and a Latino man have gay sex in a children's science fantasy movie?
Rey is a mary sue, she's just really bad at it
>Rich stated in the Civil War review that Iron Man was right and all the super heroes should be government controlled.
>Super powered beings should be able to do whatever they want, wherever they want and be accountable to no one
It's so embarrassing that you were moved to write this.
Thanks for taking the time to type this out, king.
Jesus dude go outside
>when this post gets more seething replies than this post
Based Redlettermedia STILL making the autistic incels of tv seethe
Hmm, amusing. RLM fans seem to be more thin skinned.
The second post you linked is a pasta everybody knows by now.
I have a feeling this only angers the closeted cases.
Why are you so insecure with your sexuality, bro?
Because the nsa wants to sell my sex to japanese perverts
this is mikes obsession with sex more than anything else. he literally gets confused when a man and woman are on screen and not showing overt attraction or desire for sex. the whole idea is a big insight into how he thinks. he tacitly assumes a character is gay if they aren’t constantly horny for women which is what has led him to come up with this idea. it’s like him seething that rey didn’t get blacked in his plinkett for TFA
>slasher villain rips a toddler in half and gargles the entrails
>Haha! Epic! look at those gore effects!
>slasher villain makes a crude sexual remark
>Oof. This did NOT age well...
they really are such a weird mix of cringelord edgy, and homosexual woke. i don't know how one gets to that point.
>i don't know how one gets to that point.
They're cringy nerds who like gory slasher films, but also feel a need to virtue signal and change their view of acceptable behavior based on the whims of blue haired twitter landwhales. Honestly I think it's a pretty common mix when it comes to people obsessed with keeping up with political correctness.
>person has a normal opinion
>homosexual cringelord woke edgy buzzwords!
seek help
its because they hate everyone, as should you
>i don't know how one gets to that point.
Being from Milwaukee.
they cant make sex jokes cause thats a no no for white males in 2023, so they overdose on the other edgy shit as a result
Maybe just maybe nerds dodge sex jokes naturally and make nerd jokes
But what do I know excelsior
youtube bux
It's funny when any woman gets hurt in a movie. That's an area where I am colorblind.
>even the RLM memes are getting old
Years go by........years go by....
fricking love Tim
Am I missing something with this guy? He always feels like an empty chair whenever he’s on, total energy and charisma vacuum. He seems to contribute nothing but the off lame joke the other half-heartedly chuckle at.
He's the only one that still gets shit-faced drunk everytime he's on
Frick yeah, Tim is great.
>t. Tim
If it's any consolation, they're never going to recover from the Internet Historian and Bread Tube exposing their The Batman (2022) review as the work of Nepo-Plagarists.
QRD?
Who the frick watches these washed-up, balding, fat, prequels-hating Gen Xers?
Redditors, Transsexuals, Homosexuals, losers with poor father figures, Marxists, NPCs, etc.
shut up, gay
they're literally chan culture, so gays on this board. been on here for a while and I've never watched a single RLM video because just looking at the state of their disgusting physical appearance, I don't need their opinion.
You don't want to know.
has he come out and/or transitioned yet? i'm still betting good money on it.
dudes can just have long hair you frick
They're still printing Tiger Beat? Damn.
what the frick
Frick that takes me back to when we found my friend's sister's girlie mag and laughed at it in middle school. Weird nostalgia unlocked.
My hair is currently like 1, I think I should get it cut to be more like 3 dough...
Apparently Mauler (youtuber) does, I lost all respect for him when he mentioned that.
>Mauler
Literal unironic hack fraud. Dude thinks Joker is better than Taxi Driver and King of Comedy. He didn't even know those movies even exist before Joker. He only watches goyslop blockbuster capeshit
that's the eternal anglo inside of him
its the same joke as the other youtuber
cant you get a new routine?
Look white women are going to have to take one for the team.
But never the balding fat homosexuals, oh Heaven forfend!
Not if it's Rich
I want a monument for him next to Lincon's
israelite Stoklasa
Gay Bauman
b***h Evans
lol just kidding, love those dudes
stay mad, nerds
>israelite Stoklasa
>Gay Bauman
>b***h Evans
Based.
>lol just kidding, love those dudes
Gay.
I don't care what anyone says, Jay is my cute little based homo.
The recent batch of videos have been interesting due to showing that Mike is actually legit senile now and you can see Jay increasingly becoming frustrated when Mike does and says dumb shit due to the senility.
>See some basketball players do a pro-abstinence video
>Mike seethes, does an early life check for each of them and shames them for being Christian
>Mike likes Big Mouth
Gen X are the best goys.
Based Redlettermedia STILL making the autistic incels of tv seethe
Troon, I've never watched and never will watch a single one of their videos, I just hate morons shitting up the board talking about these morons, I used to watch Nerdrotic and Mauler, and I never made a single post talking about their videos because I am not a colossal fricking homosexual.
Fellas, why is jay so hardstuck in the closet? If he believed a third of the stupid lefty shit he says all the time he should have no problem being out and proud. I really don’t understand what he’s playing at.
His wife is named Karen
>Catholicism portrayed positively in film
>Movie is abstract or has symbolism
>Video game has a cutscene, message, or even a storyline
>Chicago cubs fans existing
game has a cutscene, message, or even a storyline
Based. That shit is killing vidya.
richs fedora tipping has limits because he said he loves it’s a wonderful life which is very overtly christian
it's anti christian actually
Gen x are literally the same as boomers
Jay is a moron who thinks he's smart
Mac and Rich won, the rest are loser alcoholics
Semen penis
>White people are bad for not caring about missing gay black prostitutes as much as they care about their own family members.
>half of the people in the "missing white women syndrome" skit were found dead and the other half are still missing
Yet liberal white women still b***h about conservative white men and love soiboi cucks that would be fine with them being raped and murdered by Tyrone. At this point, it's hard to care.
woman dies in film
>>Rich: HAAAAAAH!!! HAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! FRICKING KAREN!!!!! DIE!!!!
can you please demonstrate one time in thousands of hours of video documentmented recorded in this mans opionions he ever remotly said anything like this?
people who use the name "karen" as an insult should not be allowed to vote or own property
why is it an insult can you insult a dog by calling it a dog?
I'm not getting dragged into a flame war with you, kid
He never said that
Holy shit a huge RLM hate thread without a single mention of Josh. that HAS to be a first.
are RLM actually israeli homosexuals now? Cinemaphile shilled these unfunny morons for years so lol
>believes everyone should have their public IDs tied to all their internet accounts to completely remove anonymity, except for closeted gays
Rich Evans’ laughter is deafening.