Agreed and you can also make it exactly how you want. And not only who orders it in the first place but then who in the absolute unholy fricking hell sincerely thinks the tuna sandwich tasted exactly how they like it. Yeah fricking right. The odds of that truly happening are literally astronomical. There is only one way anyone is getting a tuna sandwich that tastes as good or better than making it themselves. And thats from their fricking mother.
Agreed. Its first and foremost all about the mayo levels. The odds of someone getting the exact mayo level that they would've made are like winning the powerball.
Don't actually do it kek, you'll be slow as shit fumbling with your gears for no reason while you lose the race. It's just a dumbass nonsense line by Dom
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yeah but I don't want Dom to call me out for granny shifting in front of everyone
i always thought something along those lines. Perhaps she liked to smear a lil pussy juice on those sammiches she was making for him so that's why he liked it so much and eventually got in love with her.
I have a theory. What if Too Much Tuna is a symbolic reflection of the two older New Yorkers' non-sexual gay relationship? The tuna is a metaphor for the female erogenous zone and having an unnecessary abundance of it represents their innate desire to distance themselves from it, perhaps stemming from repressed homoerotic tendencies. Or maybe there's just too much tuna.
Imagine having a comfy group of friends like those guys, Vin Diesel, his sister, the latino lesbo girl, Paul Walker, Leon... Barbecue together, beers... it seems paradise.
why does it seem like cities and current society destroys the possibility of something like that? You're a wagie in a big city, you can't do shit and the few friends you have are completely controlled by their missus. They start feeling nervous after the 3rd drink, checking his phone... you can see it on tv too. The only middle age men that have a comfy group of friends are gangsters. Fast and furious, the sopranos, sons of anarchy... good boys end up like Walter White, being absorbed by their hysterical missuses.
he was literally a cop, he came to this place because he already knew toretto’s gang operated out of there. of course irl in this day and age cops would never be so brave as to actually go in person to a gang hideout like this, they’d just install taps and cameras and then SWAT the place when they collected enough evidence for a warrant
this is Fast and the Furious we’re talking about tho, so obviously the creators weren’t trying to depict real police procedure
So many replies, so many clueless Fast & Furious gays. Embarrassing.
The b***h made the tuna sandwich from her own recipe. Simple as that. If any of you had sex before you'd know to always compliment a women's sandwich making. Makes their basement flooded.
Seriously can't believe I have to decipher F&F to you people. When is summer over?
Tuna can be pretty good. Not from some bodega though. Mia doesn’t seem like someone who’d be thorough when it came to restaurant sanitation.
The problem isn't that it isn't good, problem is anybody can make one in less than 5 minutes.
Agreed. Its first and foremost all about the mayo levels. The odds of someone getting the exact mayo level that they would've made are like winning the powerball.
I've never ordered a tuna sandwich anywhere in my life. If i'm gonna eat one, it's gotta have mayo, red onions, and relish. Toasted bread. That's all you need. Why would I ever pay someone to make that for me?
Me. That's what I get from Islands. I used to go to the one in long beach for lunch all the time and the girl always knew I liked the tuna on wheat w/ no tomato and an 805.
I used to do brain tuna sandwiches.
Two pieces of bread side by side.
Put tuna and cheese.
Microblast or oven to melt the cheese.
Spread ketchup on top.
Looks like bloody brains.
Are you me anon? I just watched this a week ago and my brother and I couldn't stop talking about the fact that he ordered a tuna sandwich for at least 20 minutes. Movie does not hold up very well, unfortunately. NOS scenes aged like milk.
Tuna can be pretty good. Not from some bodega though. Mia doesn’t seem like someone who’d be thorough when it came to restaurant sanitation.
The problem isn't that it isn't good, problem is anybody can make one in less than 5 minutes.
He wasn't at home though, he was working. The only mistake was the guy thinking he was just there to frick the sister
Agreed and you can also make it exactly how you want. And not only who orders it in the first place but then who in the absolute unholy fricking hell sincerely thinks the tuna sandwich tasted exactly how they like it. Yeah fricking right. The odds of that truly happening are literally astronomical. There is only one way anyone is getting a tuna sandwich that tastes as good or better than making it themselves. And thats from their fricking mother.
Takes me more than 5 minutes to cut up the vegetables. Then I have to mix the veggies with the mayo and tuna. Then I have to toast the bread.
Agreed. Its first and foremost all about the mayo levels. The odds of someone getting the exact mayo level that they would've made are like winning the powerball.
>cut up the vegetables
its canned tuna and fake mayo what level of sanitation do you think is required
I get tuna subs from pizza places sometimes
you always had me <3
That's what I eat when there's nothing in the fridge.
YO, try reddit from now on, get yourself a double upvote with fries for 2.95, homosexual
i like the shitposts here
>Trying to protect his life and livelihood
>Is portrayed as the bad guy
they don't really o'brian is just trying to save vince and dom and the guys
>WATCH YO BAAAAAAACK
>WATCH YO WATCH YO WATCH YO BACK
>900 HP vs 600 HP
How did Dom lose
Heavier car?
Dorito is a shit driver.
it was a straight line
Granny shifting. Not double clutching like he should
But I thought manuals only have one clutch.
Double clutching is where you shift it into neutral, rev match, then into the next gear so you clutch twice per shift
I see, and what is the benefit of this?
matches the speed of the gears in the troony
You don't get any engine braking when you shift up
I also think it hasn't been required in gearboxes since like 70s because of better designs
Don't actually do it kek, you'll be slow as shit fumbling with your gears for no reason while you lose the race. It's just a dumbass nonsense line by Dom
yeah but I don't want Dom to call me out for granny shifting in front of everyone
Spinning your tires off the line is a guaranteed L
it's a metaphor for her pussy
i always thought something along those lines. Perhaps she liked to smear a lil pussy juice on those sammiches she was making for him so that's why he liked it so much and eventually got in love with her.
no anon, that's not it at all. don't take everything literally
You're not reading into the subtext of ordering a tuna sandwich
Tuna salad is pretty great with the right veggies.
>“I live my life a captcha at a time . . . For those ten seconds or more, I’m frustrated.”
yellowfin tuna is great
Tuna melts are the shit.
With a crisp pickle on the side.
Unironically its movie shorthand OP.
Its an easy way to let the audience know this character is about the business at hand, not frivolous things like a fancy meal.
Just about everybody. With an iced tea
I have a theory. What if Too Much Tuna is a symbolic reflection of the two older New Yorkers' non-sexual gay relationship? The tuna is a metaphor for the female erogenous zone and having an unnecessary abundance of it represents their innate desire to distance themselves from it, perhaps stemming from repressed homoerotic tendencies. Or maybe there's just too much tuna.
Imagine having a comfy group of friends like those guys, Vin Diesel, his sister, the latino lesbo girl, Paul Walker, Leon... Barbecue together, beers... it seems paradise.
why does it seem like cities and current society destroys the possibility of something like that? You're a wagie in a big city, you can't do shit and the few friends you have are completely controlled by their missus. They start feeling nervous after the 3rd drink, checking his phone... you can see it on tv too. The only middle age men that have a comfy group of friends are gangsters. Fast and furious, the sopranos, sons of anarchy... good boys end up like Walter White, being absorbed by their hysterical missuses.
you just need to work together in a job which isn't totally soulless like being in a drug squad or racing cars
My best friends are a Mexican an Italian and a Han Chinese American. I'm German and Irish and my gf is Korean. It exists bro.
You are soooo diverse and accepting. Lefties must be proud of you.
And then everyone in four chan stood up and clapped.
Not him but it's possible.
I'm Central Asian, my best friends are a Swede, and a Britbong
2001 Jordana Brewster I’d eat her shit and gargle her piss if you catch my drift
he was literally a cop, he came to this place because he already knew toretto’s gang operated out of there. of course irl in this day and age cops would never be so brave as to actually go in person to a gang hideout like this, they’d just install taps and cameras and then SWAT the place when they collected enough evidence for a warrant
this is Fast and the Furious we’re talking about tho, so obviously the creators weren’t trying to depict real police procedure
Michelle looked so incredibly weird when she was introduced
Looks like an Initial D character
So many replies, so many clueless Fast & Furious gays. Embarrassing.
The b***h made the tuna sandwich from her own recipe. Simple as that. If any of you had sex before you'd know to always compliment a women's sandwich making. Makes their basement flooded.
Seriously can't believe I have to decipher F&F to you people. When is summer over?
>When is summer over?
Soon
2 more weeks
You never had me you never had your car
why would her basement flood :^)
Have you ever gone down on a babe and her puss was just sopping wet ruining your sheets? What did that smell like?
If you answered "tuna", you are correct. He was never ordering food, he was subconsciously telling this bawd he wanted to eat her pussy.
If her exbf didn't intervene, I bet you she would took her clothes off and sat in the counter spread eagle.
>"GIVE ME THAT TUNA SANDWICH, b***h!"
Her brother was in the office behind her though..
I've never ordered a tuna sandwich anywhere in my life. If i'm gonna eat one, it's gotta have mayo, red onions, and relish. Toasted bread. That's all you need. Why would I ever pay someone to make that for me?
>I bet you she would took her clothes off and sat in the counter spread eagle.
She wanted to frick. It was an easy asset.
BULLSHIT....Nobody likes the threads here
YOU BETTER WATCH YO POST
Someone exerting dominance by showing they don’t give a frick
Me. That's what I get from Islands. I used to go to the one in long beach for lunch all the time and the girl always knew I liked the tuna on wheat w/ no tomato and an 805.
I used to do brain tuna sandwiches.
Two pieces of bread side by side.
Put tuna and cheese.
Microblast or oven to melt the cheese.
Spread ketchup on top.
Looks like bloody brains.
Are you me anon? I just watched this a week ago and my brother and I couldn't stop talking about the fact that he ordered a tuna sandwich for at least 20 minutes. Movie does not hold up very well, unfortunately. NOS scenes aged like milk.
filtered
your guys understanding of reality is so out of whack. i own a subway franchise and its one of the most popular items
I could really got for a Tuna sandwich and a glass of milk right now. Maybe chase with a NOS energy drink after
FRICKING COPS DO