Who are some conservative superheroes?

Who are some conservative superheroes?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Iron Man and Mr. A are the main ones I think of.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mr. A
      Objectivist, not conservative.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, come on man.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          What?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Objectivist
        >not conservative

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          No. They're different.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Batman and spider man because they're both white cishet heteronormative men who can't move on from being stuck in the past and accept change and progress.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >willing sharing his name with a random black kid who shits on him
      I'm not sure that's really conservative anon.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    All superheroes are inherently fascist.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just Hal Jordan.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hal hate gays so much that he's the only member of the JL whose kid is not some kind of gay
      Hal bros can't stop winning

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      well that explains the arisia situation at least

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek

        No. They're different.

        How? Both are on the right and operate on frick you got mine mentality.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >objectivist is right wing

          remember that ayn rand took a dialectic materialist approach to viewing the universe, then fricked it up by saying laissez faire capitalism is the only way for humans to behave, which is completely contradictory to reality because it's a fact that mutual aid is a factor of evolution

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not exactly conservative but it's definitely right wing.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              it's only right wing because ayn rand twists dialectic materialism in to trying to use it to justify liberal economics. a scientific approach to looking at the universe shouldn't be hard to mess up but she did

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >frick you got mine mentality.
          Based. Liberals are too moronic to realize there's literally nothing wrong in using this mindset every once and a while.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pedo is a conservative
      Checks out.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, they're usually liberal. Just look at trans kids and their supporters.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          i don't want to look at children because i'm not a conservative.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Transgenderism is rooted in right-wing gender norms.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's literally based on destroying those norms dumbass. It has way more i common with marxism just due to the fact that it sees the binary as the oppressive class structure that needs to be dismantled.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              garfield has a lot in common with marxism due to the fact that he sees mondays as an oppressive social construct that needs to be dismantled.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              "Breaking those norms" would be accepting who you are despite your perceived lack of masculinity or femininity.
              Not doubling down on those norms and mutilating your body with expensive surgery to fit them.
              A true Marxist would view that as a waste of resources.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody ever said Marxists were rational people.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    All superheroes are conservative by default. They protect the status quo and never challenge it

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Me at Christmas dinner with my atheist family

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    wonder woman voted for mitt romney in 2008

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the FRICK

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    rorschach is not conservative, he's probably centrist

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hawkman is one

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lolbergman
    Captain Donothing
    Mrs. Votedemwhenmyhusbanddies
    The Hypocrisy Spotter
    The Zioner

    To name a few.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wally West was conservative. I think both Flash's were conservative actually.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He smiles from ear to ear, proud of the dig, before exclaiming, "Here we go! Now, if you guys came here to this show tonight thinking that I'm gonna make fun of those people again, you've come to the wrong show. I'm not f*****' with those people anymore. It wasn't worth the trouble. I ain't sayin' s*** about trans people. Maybe three or four times tonight, but that is it. I'm tired of talkin' about them. And you wanna know why I'm tired of talkin' about ‘em? Because these people acted like I needed them to be funny. Well, that's ridiculous! I don't need you. I got a whole new angle. You guys will never see this s*** comin'. I ain't doin' trans jokes no more. You know what I'm gonna do tonight? Tonight, I'm doing all handicap jokes. Well, they're not as organized as the gays, and I love punching down."

    >Chappelle says he's tried to "repair his relationship with the transgender community" and did so by writing "a very sad play, but it's moving" about "a Black, transgender woman whose pronoun is, sadly, n*****. It's a tearjerker. At the end of the day, she dies of loneliness because white liberals don't know how to speak to her."

    >There's more, of course, including a joke about how if he were convicted of a crime, Chappelle would claim he identifies as a woman so he could be sent to a women's prison and make the inmates "suck this girl d*** I got and don't make me explain myself" - this particular line sends him into a giggle fit onstage.

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/dave-chappelles-the-dreamer-is-another-barrage-of-trans-jokes/ar-AA1mgJU6

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some heroes don't wear capes. Although to be fair this is about 1-2 years away from being mainstream

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >At the end of the day, she dies of loneliness because white liberals don't know how to speak to her.
      Absolutely brutal.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally all of them

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      x-men's beast wasn't, then after the x-men gaslighted him he was

      rightclops and magneto leads directly to fascist ethnostates like krakoa

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superman.
    He conserves the entire omniverse.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wally West
    Hawkman
    Maybe Hal Jordan

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