who are the current "i cant belive he's still alive" actors who havent died yet?
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who are the current "i cant belive he's still alive" actors who havent died yet?
aging is such a depressing shitheap of a raw deal.
And the saddest part is that a lot of old people don't even come to terms with or accept death. They are more afraid of it than ever, in fact.
The inevitable march
There's this standup comedy bit about how old-ass women usually have a pissed off expression on their face most of the time, while old-ass men have a horrified expression as if they are seeing death with a sickle staring at them.
I think he's halfway right about the divide being because of being married for a long time. Men deteriorate faster once they retire because they're used to their wife doing everything at home and so they just gets lots of free time doing nothing unless they dive into a physical and mentally taxing hobby. Women on the other hand just keep on doing the same shit every day retirement or no retirement because there's always something to clean and daily cooking etc, keeping them sharp for longer. Especially if they're looking after grandkids and stuff like that. If they hurt themselves so they can't do that THEN they deteriorate just as fast as the men. We'll probably see a whole different thing happening when newer generations reach those ages, the generations where housework is divided more equally.
classic
i still chuckle everytime he says "it's brootal"
No way that's Clint
Jesus, time is a motherfricker
The last one i s Larry Hagman.
>Larry Hagman
Speaking of which his BFF, Linda Gray is also alive. She turns 84 this September and she's still not fully retired. Last year she's done voice acting for Starfield and there was a project called "Ladies of the '80s: A Divas Christmas". Although Linda Gray aged surprisingly gracefully for quite a while she started to show her age in the past few years. It's still not bad though, for comparison Nicollette Sheridan is 23 years younger than her. She's just not the GILF anymore that she was even in her mid 70s.
I thought that was gene hackman
He's 93 years old. Aging really only happens (in the sense that "Holy shit they got old") when you can keep up with it anymore. And once you reach that point it's just exponential, especially if you've been keeping it together for that long.
Similar story with supercentenarian outliers, people who live to age 115 and such. If you have lived for that long, then you've successfully dodged the typical things that kill you in your 80s. Obviously you look very old, but you don't look even worse than people do in their 90s. These outlier people can maintain the same general look and the same quality of life for decades, and then at one point their body finally gives up and they succumb very quickly, over the course of months or even faster.
First pic is Clint, second is Gene Hackman. I always think Hackman has already passed, then I see him trending on twitter because he got out of the house. I wish paparazzis wouldn't hound him like that, he's fully retired now.
It's the same with Jack Nicholson. He's retired, and he has almost completely withdrawn from public appearances. He has comfortable money to live life away from cameras. Then recently there was a paparazzi pic of him on his balcony, something like "the first time he was seen in a few months", and there was all that tabloid gossip about omg he looks soooo bad. Lmao he doesn't even look particularly bad, he looks like an old person in his private home where he went out for a breath of fresh air while being in his lazy home wear and probably after sleeping or something.
Yeah, Jack looks pretty good there for a 87-years old.
he looks great for 87, scruffy but very healthy for his age
And he's even in the midst of directing his last movie.
This guy was singing and dancing on Masked Singer a year or so ago
>that movie he made where he drives a kid around and fights two young guys outside a bar or something
I'd be genuinely afraid of him tripping and breaking a hip if I had to do any fight choreography, even just shoving, with him in it.
Breaking a hip is a massive game over for old people in general. Iirc there's a scary statistic that most old people die within a year after that, even if there was successful surgery. Broken hip is inevitably a huge mobility issue, even if you can pay frick you levels of money for medical intervention. Mobility issues lead to massive overall deterioration in old people super fast.
Also when old people are physically immobile even for like a couple days, for example lying in a hospital bed, their sanity goes away. It's super super common. If you can get them back on their feet very quickly, even with crutches or a walker or whatever, then their mind is back, but even then it's not a complete mental recovery. It's almost like dementia but partially reversible if you restore their mobility fast enough.
This is the main reason why I'm really hopeful about those exoskeleton suits that several different companies are working on. Not because they can be used in the military or for people working in shipping facilities like most seem to hope for, but for old people to stay mobile when they start to get unsteady. They can walk around like normal and in a normal position, which is healthier than riding in a wheelchair or bending over a walker, but if they start to trip then the exoskeleton steadies them. It would also help get them up and moving faster if they do hurt something. It really could revolutionise old age problems if they get them working and make them light/cheap enough.
He's doing fine. Physical deterioration is inevitable, he's in his fricking 90s. His mind still seems pretty sharp though, he's able to think and speak clearly and make jokes. Hope I can still have that when I'm an old fart too.
This. He's probably in the 99th percentile of functionality for someone his age. By the time any of us are 90+ we'll either be ashes, sekeletons or ranting incoherently while doped up on prescriptions and shitting ourselves.
He keeps busy by directing. That is probably the right amount of mental engagement to keep him sharp.
He turned into an old prospector.
all he needs to do is make his hair look decent and shave, he'll look much more normal.
Is he preparing for a role?
Yeah, this roll: https://youtu.be/aJCSNIl2Pls?t=478
A lot of anons freaking out over this, but reality check: He looks better than most 80 year olds, hell even a lot of 70 year olds. My dad is 75, overweight, on a walker, and in overall much worse shape. Clint is walking and still working at 93. Dude won and is still winning at life. You really couldn't ask for much more than this.
> Dude won and is still winning at life.
You just wait, he'll get cancelled for some harassment thing from 40 years ago any day now.
No.
When was the last time someone got #MeToo'd? They used up all their social capital, cancellation doesn't really work anymore. Too many of them were proved to be false accusations by lying prostitutes.
Clint is too powerful besides that, and he's probably done after his next movie anyway. Wouldn't matter if they tried.
> When was the last time someone got #MeToo'd?
Armie Hammer was the last high profile case, I think?
Also it was hilarious.
Armie wasn't even really a meetoo case. It was just so fricking weird that he disappeared off the face of the earth out of embarrassment and because he immediately knew that no one would hire a leading man that everyone knows is jerking off to cannibal fantasies.
> a leading man that everyone knows is jerking off to cannibal fantasies.
I mean, not really. The based response would be "Well, yeah, I do. So what."
But he *was* metoo'd. Beneath the surface layer of cringy texting, there were also direct accusations of noncon and manipulation and other stuff. And he was dropped from a few projects that he had signed up to. Also Disney delayed that Poirot movie by a year which somehow made it even worse because by that time three more ensemble cast members got mired in their own scandals.
>I mean, not really. The based response would be "Well, yeah, I do. So what."
You've spent too much time on Cinemaphile if you think that shit flies for people banking on having a clean cut public persona to get gigs. If he was some punk musician then sure, but he's not.
The other stuff was nowhere near bad enough that anyone would have even talked about it if it wasn't for the cannibal stuff that actually caught people's eye. It was such low-grade stuff that even if he'd taken a small hit from the accusation he'd be back on the screen by now by just putting out some statements about going to a shrink and learning to be a better man etc.
He was decent. Too bad the lone Ranger failed and had his kid sucking a toe
>men age like fine wi-
>men hit the wall at 90
>foids hit the wall at 30
lmao
that's not what hitting the wall means
He was laughing because it takes 90 years for men to hit the wall and only 30 years for women.
Comprehend yo readings dawg.
Hitting the wall is not just ageing. Hitting the wall is when someone seemingly doesn't age for a long time and then they age like crazy seemingly over night and it's like they ran face first into a wall since you last saw them. None of those men have hit any wall, they just aged. We've been seeing them get gradually older for half a century or more for god's sake.
shut up moronic
>implying zoomers understand or care what words mean and not just parrot what they see online
Dick Van Dyke
Dick Dat Dyke
Guy still has a lot of energy for his age.
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I swear dancers have two paths to go down for old age. Either they're spry and happy until the day they die and amaze everyone with what they can still do because they just never stop moving, or they frick up some joint or tendon by mistiming a jump and have to walk with a cane from the time they're 35 and become known as the teacher who's always acting curmudgeonly because they're in constant pain both physically and mentally for not being able to dance any more.
Absolutely VIRILE
it's crazy how based the expression on his face is
God damn man. He could still pull today
>could
>implying he doesn't have that expression because he just did
He's a genuinely happy man who never stops doing things. He'll probably outlive us all.
Dude looked like an old man in an episode of Columbo FROM FIFTY YEARS AGO WTF
I recently realized Dabney Coleman is still alive and in his 90s
he is kino in Columbo
and a pack of smokes?
That's a 7-Select Apple Snack Pie. You can check it on the other photos from the set.
He's right in a sense that a little extra padding goes a long way.
is 93 and has been overweight for decades.
There's extra padding and there's being a fat c**t. Fat c**ts dont live long
That's what over wight by bmi is, a little padding.
The BMI categories don't line up with health outcomes and mortality very well. Being slightly chunky. Like just into 25 on the scale is noticeably longer lived.
this right here is why you should never put your genes in the dryer.
Dick Van Dyke
Mel Brooks
Carol Burnett , 91
John Astin, 94 (Mandela Effect, he was dead)
Michael Ironside, 74 (another Mandela Effect)
Donald Gibb, 69 (Mandela Effect)
You just think Ironside died because those buttholes replaced him in Splinter cell
No. Even Fark.com had a thread on his death. Yes I chech on those nitwits.
>Fark.com still exists
And some of the remaining members pay money to post.
Well at this point anyone who's left has to be a real diehard. I kinda respect the commitment to the community. I'm not paying to post anywhere but I'd give Fark $100 before I spent a cent on Reddit shekels
I had some good times there. Anyone remember Rotsky and the "pet peav' incident?
>but I'd give Fark $100 before I spent a cent on Reddit shekels
Well yeah.
Aren't there hangers on who pay at Something Awful too?
People have paid to read SA?
I was on there all the time in 2003 and my account still works over twenty years later.
Fark still exists? Shit, it should be in this thread, lol
Man, I used to love Fark back in the mid-late 00's. Their photoshop threads were always really good.
I was in one of those in my baseball uniform.
Gonads and strife!
>Michael Ironside, 74
He's younger than I thought. I thought he was around 60 in Starship Troopers
Not an actor but for some reason I always thought that Don Bluth had already passed. Checked his wikipedia recently and found out he was still alive.
Same on Roger Corman.
I was surprised when I saw how old shatner is.
And he looks VERY good for his age, too. Unless there is some very recent development in his appearance that I don't know about. You could tell me that this man is in his late 60s or so, and I'd easily believe it.
Its better being fat later in life as it makes you look more youthful
Statically being in the overweight category means you will live longer and recover from disease quicker
Nah, being fat weights a lot on your immune system. You'll never seen an obese 85 year old
I'm to lazy to pull of the papers, but being slightly chunky has an increased survival rate.
Nicholsons pretty fat
>You'll never seen an obese 85 year old
Plenty of them in the nursing homes, you typical ignorant "I know everything but really don't" poster. STFU and go back.
Jack Nicholson is literally posted above you, anon. He chonky.
He wears a good toupee and keeps fit and healthy.
Also confirmed Cinemaphile poster (one of the few celebrities who admits to it)
This homie
ching chong hehe
>starred in kino before your parents were born
>still alive and looking good
How does he do it?
Asian genes
Asian don't raisin
dude looks like he's in his 60s.
My man entering vampire territory
It took me a while to realize Nakadai was my favorite actor, he was so good I just didn't recognize him in all of his best roles
Eva Marie Saint is two months shy of turning 100.
James Hong is 95 and still goes to conventions dressed as his character from ‘Big Trouble in Little China’.
>95 and still goes to conventions dressed as his character from ‘Big Trouble in Little China’.
based
By all accounts I’ve read he’s a great guy with a genuine love of the fans and a great sense of humour.
>genuine love of the fans and a great sense of humour.
also based
This fricker was great in everything I've seen him in, Balls of Fury stands out as one of his funniest rolls
This is one of the best hings I've ever seen.
he is a god damn treasure
He was a fricking riot opposite Cloris Leachman in that one episode of Malcolm in the Middle
>"Wait, I know you! You're that awful woman who kept spitting at the bus boys!"
>Years active:1954-Present
Wut?!
Asians age in tree years.
He made a deal with the devil, he has to keep making kino or otherwise he'll die
He's literally been an old/middle aged guy for his entire life, dude is immortal.
Also he's STILL acting and pulling top roles.
Also also, he's from Minneapolis, which as a Minnesotan makes me love him even more.
>he say you braderunna
Cartwright!!!
Anthony Hopkins
All of them. Total Hollywood Death.
Me, to be quite honest. This play we call 'life' is a little bit dragged, isn't it.
Pete Davidson
Bob Newhart
Mr Feeny
Sylvester Stallone
Why are zoomers so terrified of aging? I've never seen any other generation call themselves "old" at 24-25
Why do you build your identity around being in a certain age bracket?
they are just coping the gays. for gays 25 is gaydeath
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>gay
Always read that 27 is their wall of "twink death"
idk I love my young zoomer twink looks but I also can't wait to look like picrel, personally
Joanne Woodward. 94 years old and got diagnosed with Alzheimer's around the same time her husband Paul Newman heard he had terminal cancer, that was in mid-2008. How does she do it?
I had a real confused moment when I watched Road To Perdition and thought "man, this old guy playing the mob father is phenomenal! Where did they find him so late in life?", it only clicked that it was the same guy from The Towering Inferno and Cool Hand Luke when I checked imdb and saw his name. In my mind he'd died way before he got old enough to play the dude in Road To Perdition and so there was no way to connect the two.
>man, this old guy playing the mob father is phenomenal! Where did they find him so late in life?
Very unrelated to your example, but there is this indie religious horror movie The Devil Conspiracy, and it has an old woman villainess who is just great. The movie is meh (it's very unusual for 2023 though, has early 00s vibes in a good way, worth a watch) but she has fantastic screen presence as this thin, gaunt, menacing old woman with authority. She has an aesthetic of an aging rock band frontwoman. I looked her up, and she's an ex-ballerina with only like five tiny roles listed on imdb, without even an official headshot portrait. Where the frick did you find her?!
> Very unrelated to your example
... I guess I meant to say "very unrelated to your POINT". Because it's related to this example.
>Where the frick did you find her?!
It is the job of casting directors to find people
What are some actors or actresses who have a long break period in middle age before returning to acting later on?
I’ve noticed this pattern where you’ll see an actress have a huge gap in her filmography and then return to acting as a granny type or character actress a few decades later.
Like how like Gloria Stuart has a 29 year gap in her filmography. But she’s not the only one I’ve noticed.
She didn't have giant gaps in her filmography but Katharine Hepburn had a big resurgence playing old ladies in movies.
That's a very specific request, but Goldie Hawn has a 15 year gap if you don't count two brief moments of voice work. Last project was at age 56, returned at age 71.
Cameron Diaz had a 10 year break from 2014 to 2024, from age 41 to 51.
Also, Ke Huy Quan had a 19 year break. He is the young kid in one of Indiana Jones movies, and recently the husband of the protagonist in Everything Everywhere All At Once.
Indeed.
He spent a lot of time doing movies in Hong Kong and Asia before he came back to the West.
Not really a break if you're still making movies over the time
They had children and also the roles dried up, older Hollywood was much more brutal about women aging than modern Hollywood.
Pipe Laurie, last movie in 1961 in The Hustler until De Palma cast her in Carrie (1976), she got an Oscar nomination for it.
Jane Fonda also "retired" for like a decade.
Rick Moranis is basically retired though he has done couple of parts since 1997.
Joe Pesci came out of retirement for Irishman.
>What are some actors or actresses who have a long break period in middle age before returning to acting later on?
Mickey Rourke.
I always thought Newman had to lose his looks before he relied on pure amazing acting. Before that he was a bore
She forgot to die
>How does she do it?
By living her life on autopilot.
He'll outlive the TNG cast
Praying that he outlives Takei at bare minimum
Oh man, Takei would be insufferably passive aggressive if Shatner died.
i don't understand. when the sopranos aired he was an old man. now i'm old and he's still old
Unironically keep yourself busy but not too busy and you can live forever
June Lockhart
He's probably dead by now but I think there still is a chance
Takei
Takei ,Shatner and Koenig are the last surviving members of the original Star Trek cast and are all over 87 years old now. Any Predictions on who will die next and who will die last?
Koenig will be the last crew man at his station and it will be ironic since he was introduced later on in the show.
Shatner's last or penultimate. He's the most famous and his ego won't allow him to die while Takei lives, at least. I'm genuinely shocked Takei isn't dead already from all the buttsex causing rectal cancer or just good ol' AIDS, so my bet is that he's next, then Koenig, then Shatner.
Shatner lives on spite, like a b***hy diva
Koenig already had heart surgery in his 50's, and he looks really frail this past weekend from convention pics.
Takei is vaxxmaxxed
Shatner will probably fight death hand-to-hand while the Trek fight music plays, while he lands a flying dropkick on death on goes on to live longer.
>Shatner will probably fight death hand-to-hand while the Trek fight music plays, while he lands a flying dropkick on death on goes on to live longer.
>Shatner will probably fight death hand-to-hand while the Trek fight music plays, while he lands a flying dropkick on death on goes on to live longer.
My crazy theory about death is that when you're about to die, you can just choose not to and keep living.
Does that still go for like getting shot in the head and shit? Or is the choice in cases like that "die or live as a moron with no face" so most just choose death
He read the comic book series the Sandman, in it some lucky ye old peasant made a deal with death.
I fricked Shirley Temple you punks!
>I fricked Shirley Temple you punks!
based
Only based if it happened before WWII. Pathetic if it happened later than that, like getting a handjob from current day Tim Curry instead of his RHPS days.
He died in 2014, anon.
Never said he was still alive.
>I used to be in the Pictures, you know
He can't even say that any more. Losing your ability to speak must be hell.
It's not even the ability to "speak" as such, which would seriously suck - especially for an actor - but at least you could write and read.
Disorders of this type are about losing control of language in general. He can't speak, and he also can't understand words that are said to him, his brain can't process language. He can't write or read, either. He can communicate emotions, and his "mind" is generally there, in the sense that he knows who he is and that this is his daughter and that he had delicious dinner yesterday etc etc, but he can't express his thoughts or understand communications of others.
Now *this* is hell.
Yes there are also some reports that Willis was having memory issues on the sets of his last films, but that's a separate thing - it's not aphasia itself.
Clint Eastwood
not that old but i kind of take it for granted that morgan freeman's been playing old guys since before i was born
As far as I'm concerned The Bucket List was his farewell send-off movie and that came out 17 years ago.
He's 86 anybody reaching that age has basically won at life. Your odds of dying before than extremely high especially for men
Danny Glover too, his whole shtick in Lethal Weapon was that he was too old for this shit and that movie came out in 1987
Glover's 77 certainly he's an old man now but to reach that holt crap you're still around age he'll need to live at least another decade. Ironically by the standards of this this thread he's not old enough for this thread
Watch through the womrhole, produced and hosted by him, PEAK kino
Kim Novak is still alive. She started in Vertigo and The Man with the Golden Arm with Sinatra
>COME HERE!!! TO WANT TO TALK TO YOU!
>HEY PUNK! I"M GONNA TEAR YOU A NEW butthole
>What the hell are you?
>Wait till they get a load of me!
Robert Zdar?
120
125
I get that he looks like a mummy but I'll be extremely sad when he dies.
I'm a zoomer but watching Bob Newhart over COVID rewired my brain and how I speak.
name his best comedic bit
I like the man who looked like Hitler but I've always meant to get into his comedy stuff.
I've watched both Newhart and The Bob Newhart Show, both are the comfiest shows I've watched.
Newhart already looked ancient back in the 70s.
What are your estimates on age at death for
- Schwarzenegger
- Stallone
- The Rock
- Statham
- Megan Fox
why statham?
the guy seems pretty healthy, he's not roidmaxxing like those other guys, probably just a low level trt
Also his background is swimming instead of lifting weights, so he's probably got the best lung capacity and that stuff.
Yeah I'm not expecting him to croak any time soon either, and I agree that he's healthy, that's why I asked.
>Schwarzenegger
>Heart Attack at age ~80
>Stallone
>He's Italian and has a ton of money so he'll likely live forever and die of old age in his 80s/90s
>The Rock
>Tragic accident that makes him a Hollywood martyr in the next decade
>Statham
>Becomes the next Bruce Willis and dies of neurodegeneration in his 60s/70s
>Megan Fox
>Dies aftr a drunken MGK kills her in some moronic way
Statham looks good for his age and isn't a roider, I could see him reaching 90
>Schwarzenegger
>July 30, 1947 - October 26, 2029 (Age 82)
>Stallone
>July 06, 1946 - January 07, 2033 (Age 86)
>Rock
>May 02, 1972 - June 22, 2041 (Age 69)
>Statham
>July 26, 1967 - July 08, 2056 (Age 88)
>Megan Fox
>May 16, 1986 - December 11, 2037 (Age 51, cancer sadly)
He's Dead
wtf, I didn't even know he was sick!
He's dead he's dead he's dead
The bats have left the belltower
Takei is a mutant, most homosexual men are lucky if they reach 60
Yeah, and he was 'going to bathhouses in California before people knew about AIDS' gay. Guy is the luckiest fricker in the world.
One of the very first guys diagnosed with HIV in the UK thinks he got it from visiting a bath in San Francisco in the late 70s or early 80s, but miraculously he's still alive. Not only did he luck out on it not developing into AIDS before modern medication but he also saw friends dying from early attempts at medication so he said no to those experiments that probably would have killed him. It only developed into AIDS in the late 80s and then he started some form of medication in the 90s. Meanwhile others caught it long after he did and had it develop into AIDS within a year and died before there were medication.
>in the UK
One thing I remember from college is that AIDS works very similarly to the bubonic plague. There are large populations in Europe descended from plague survivors that are HIV resistant today, and it's the region with the highest AIDS immunity.
Dude is immortal. He just dropped a metal album a couple of years ago.
He dropped a few years ago too.
I like that video of him warning people at some convention or Q&A session not to mess with the occult, with a super serious face. The man has seen some shit.
Dude was deadass a descendant of Charlemagne, anon, he was 3000% in the know
Still kicking somehow.
he should've gone full tycho brathe andf given himself a golden nose
He just isn't a hardcore enough to go full party brahe.
John Astin. Outlived every other member of the Addams family. Although at 94 he's actually younger than I thought he would be. Guess the show feels so old I presumed he must be 100 by now.
Like, cannibal / dolcett is pretty low on the weirdness scale, as far as fetishes go. Many normies can understand and moderately relate, even. Sex and food consumption are deeply intertwined in the human psyche. "Girl, you're so fine I can eat you" as a compliment is very normal. Food is used to describe skin color all the time. Oral sex is a massively popular kind of sex. The concept of being consumed by someone you have the hots for and becoming one with them (or the other way around) is understandable. The whole "I'd like to keep a piece of you with me at all times" is quite normal for edgy emo romantic vibe, which many people have at least a small shard in their psyche.
I seriously think that, apart from the initial weirdness and the cringy language of the messages, he could really lean into "Yeah I like this topic and I think it's sexy, deal with it, you bigots" and it could work.
The other accusations were a nastier blow.
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I have typed it on my phone from scratch, thank you very muxh.
My pick goes to Warren Beatty, James Woods, Talia Shire, Nick Nolte and Christopher Walken. Gosh they all look so ancient
And it's almost pathetic to see recent pics of Arnie too, that's a downer especially for a guy that put all his self-worth on his muscles
Mark Rydell and John Waters are still alive too, but probably not for long
James Woods? He's not even 80 yet, dude.
his death will hit me the most
the main maid and the son from Upstairs Downstairs