why does she refuse to grow her hair out, get a boob job and get a tan?
4 months ago
Anonymous
Gingers don’t tan, they burn.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>get a tan
She's not a Kardashian prostitute.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Grow hair
She cute even with short cut, also you can't always have perfection >Tan
You want to burn Sophia? Evil. >Boob job
Big (natural) booba is always kino but sm0l tatas on tomboys are cute :3
4 months ago
Anonymous
...she smokes! (Juul)
4 months ago
Anonymous
Vaping isn't smoking, vaping is nothing
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Vaping is nothing
???
4 months ago
Anonymous
>grow hair >becomes Natasha Lyonne
Nah. Sophie a cute drunken gnome.
4 months ago
Anonymous
I could go either way on Natasha Lyonne. She seems like a good actor but she never plays anything interesting.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Would not and could not, her voice sounds like cigarettes were invented in her throat.
"We are slowed down sound and light waves, a walking bundle of frequencies tuned into the music of the cosmos, we are souls dressed up in sacred biochemical garments, and our bodies are the instruments through which our souls play their music."
~ Albert Einstein
against your will as in men bigger than you or at least men carrying guns dragged you there?
because i can see no other way that can happen unless you are exaggerating and admitted the problem willfully.
not insulting you in any way either i'm autistic.
Amerimutts really can't hang. A decade ago i was excited to visit an American friend at his college thinking it would be like the frat movies but they honestly all quietly drink light beers, go out for maybe 2 hours to a bar then the designated driver takes everyone back home for midnight. Shittest night i ever had.
She's some kind of freak. Do you know that story from the Fight Club's writer, about the kid that faps at the bottom of the pool while the drainer sucks his wiener, until one day that shit just sucks his intestines inside out and he ends up with something like a 30cm intestine and everything he eats he poops automatically? Welp, Karen is like that, with booze and coke.
>Cute redhead >Shy tomboy personality >Trad girl >No disgusting tattoos >No piercings >Virgin >Never kissed anyone >Never hold hand with a male >No boyfriend
Just imagine...
This is the type or klutz I could easily fall in love with, it's weird, that type of person bypasses all of my mental checks. MPDG's are similar, maybe it's the helplessness.
America once amended its own constitution, the very basis of the ideals of the Republic, to ban alcohol. That's how scared they are of drink. That fear hasn't gone away despite repealing the law.
Prohibition was right.
If all ~~*Canadians*~~ were done away with, it would have worked too and Africa would have first world cities by now because we would have helped ourselves first and been way ahead as a civilization.
I imagine. Every day. One of the few respites of my pretty dreadful life. I wish I'd been more bold, even if i failed, to talk to girls in my high school life. there was this brunette tomboy who kept eyeballing me, heard some guy jokingly say she may be a dyke and think i won't bother and then she posts about her boyfriend (she still acts like a butch tho) and feel like offing myself. Frick, is life a miserable hell.
>7 years have passed since I saw her in IT and fell in love >she's a drunk with no future prospects in Hollywood (which is going AI anyway) and i work a comfy but dead end job
Tbh this seems true. They're mindless breeding creatures, like pets. That's how men of old treated them and that was their place, nothing evil about it. Now they're given freedom and have en masse gone psychotic.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>pets
Exactly
4 months ago
Anonymous
you frick your pets? look at this petfricker and laugh
4 months ago
Anonymous
All the pets I had in my life truly loved and respected me, also had proper manners. All my women would rather shit and pee in the carpet than admit they were wrong.
Only the tiny percentage of the population that shares your literal actual brain disorder cares, but before you get any ideas that's not the reason people think you're a subhuman troglodyte that deserves to be castrated and dumped at the bottom of a spent well to die of dehydration, people despise you and your ilk to such an extent because you c**ts just will not shut up about your deviance.
Troons? Gays? Vegans? Fitfreaks? No the most obnoxious minority are Foothomosexuals. Just enjoy your sad little fetish in private like everyone else does theirs.
I've heard that when she gets really drunk she always brings up that IT scene that wasn't filmed, but in a way where she's saying she's glad it didn't happen but then goes into great detail of what she'd have to do to be convincing. If she's glad it didn't happen, why does she bring it up in minutia whenever pissed?
Sorry but Soph is not for sex. You can cuddle her, you can hug her, you can even, once as month, give her a kiss on her cheek obv...but sexo is like never ever.
I mean you could probably rail her pretty easily when she's a drunken mess but if she's ovulating she's probably going to keep the baby (Irish Catholic influence is strong) and she's a Druk so she ain't quitting the drink.
The temptation is strong but you're better off jerking it into a sock.
>Booze-guzzling actor Oliver Reed had knocked back 10 pints of ale and 12 shots of rum – and run up a bar tab of $435 – when he dropped dead of a heart attack this week. >Witnesses said Reed, 61, knocked them back at a bar in Valletta, the Maltese capital, for three hours during a break in filming. >As his wife, Josephine, and friends watched in amusement, Reed – as well-known for his tippling exploits as for his 53 movie roles – bought drinks for everyone at the bar. >Then he arm-wrestled sailors from the Royal Navy frigate HMS Cumberland and shared two bottles of rum with them. >When they’d gone, Oliver drank a couple of glasses of whiskey before his collapse. >At that point, witnesses said, Reed nonchalantly sat down on a bench, closed his eyes and fell to his side >He died minutes later as he was being rushed to a hospital by ambulance >Pathologists at Malta’s St. Luke’s Hospital confirmed last night that a massive heart attack was the cause of death >One of the sailors told the newspaper: “I could not believe it when I heard that he had died. At least he died happy, with his boots on.” >Reed’s tab has been put on display behind the bar – and will remain unpaid, a spokesman for the bar said.
absolute kino
As much as I want to think that's badass, it was probably pretty pathetic to see some bloated gorilla with piss stained pants stumble around sluring his words fall over and die
Drinking yourself to death is absolutely a mark of failure, but a truly experienced alcoholic will be completely functional even in the depths of that. I remember reading a book written by the wife of an alcoholic. Her husband died after driving himself to the hospital and checking himself in. He filled out the paperwork in perfect handwriting and then died. My guess is that guy was having fully coherent conversations and then sat and died.
/druk/bro here. I ignored heart-attack symptoms about 3 months ago. Sitting on my couch, likely shitposting on Cinemaphile. Suddenly got squeezing chest pain and slight indigestion, laid down on couch. Said out loud "I'M 39, I AM NOT HAVING A HEART ATTACK." Could have easily called 911 and got to the top of triage based on my symptoms.
Walked it off. Fine to this day.
Thats kinda how they used to treat those things. Either you died or you didn't. Ironically being drunk and calm and relaxed might have saved your life. Admittedly it probably did a much shittier job of saving your life than actual treatment would have, but hey it all worked out.
Oh no no no no she ain't looking too good nowdays bros
Never did
At least she doesn't smoke, that's the real turn off.
sophia does smoke.
She doesn’t. No tattoos either.
I wish she would pick up smoking. She would be so much more relaxed. I can't think of a better hobby for her.
Tobacco is an extremely addictive stimulant. It doesn’t relax you, you’re only relaxing when you smoke because it stops your withdrawal.
Cute klutzes are adorable.
She’s a super cute dork.
very cute. what's his name?
darnell
styropyro
Moot
Keke
SHES.
ADOR
ABLE!!!
>tobacco
>addictive stimulant
You're thinking of nicotine
Yeah you’re right.
nah I'm pretty sure tobacco is good for you. more people should be smoking. I think the world would be a better place if everyone smoked a pack a day.
why does she refuse to grow her hair out, get a boob job and get a tan?
Gingers don’t tan, they burn.
>get a tan
She's not a Kardashian prostitute.
>Grow hair
She cute even with short cut, also you can't always have perfection
>Tan
You want to burn Sophia? Evil.
>Boob job
Big (natural) booba is always kino but sm0l tatas on tomboys are cute :3
...she smokes! (Juul)
Vaping isn't smoking, vaping is nothing
>Vaping is nothing
???
>grow hair
>becomes Natasha Lyonne
Nah. Sophie a cute drunken gnome.
I could go either way on Natasha Lyonne. She seems like a good actor but she never plays anything interesting.
Would not and could not, her voice sounds like cigarettes were invented in her throat.
soul
soulless
Your imperfections are your soul.
"We are slowed down sound and light waves, a walking bundle of frequencies tuned into the music of the cosmos, we are souls dressed up in sacred biochemical garments, and our bodies are the instruments through which our souls play their music."
~ Albert Einstein
>He fell for the anti-tabacco memes
>breathing smoke being bad is a meme
have a nice day
have a nice day you evil piece of shit
have a nice day
smoking boosts your immune system and increases lung capacity
low vibrational astral creatures are afraid of tobacco smoke
why does smoking offend autists so damn much?
You shut the frick up that little finger bite is adorable.
*he
>she
any and every irish actor.
>ahh the French
MWAAAAAAAHHGH the french, champagne.
Cracked bells and washed out horns blow into my face with scorn
>has two pints
>Americans airlift in a priest, members of her family and a team of AA counselors to perform an intervention
Haha that happened to me....except I was an alcoholic and had to spend 60 days in a treatment facility agianst my will.
i'm headed there maybe
against your will as in men bigger than you or at least men carrying guns dragged you there?
because i can see no other way that can happen unless you are exaggerating and admitted the problem willfully.
not insulting you in any way either i'm autistic.
Amerimutts really can't hang. A decade ago i was excited to visit an American friend at his college thinking it would be like the frat movies but they honestly all quietly drink light beers, go out for maybe 2 hours to a bar then the designated driver takes everyone back home for midnight. Shittest night i ever had.
I drink you under the table you b***h.
your friend is just lame, anon
literally never met someone from Wisconsin aka the druk capital of the world
>DUDE WISKEKSIN WE DRINK A LOT AND DRIVE DRUNK LMAO SO COOL
frick you, homosexual. you're a blight on this state
That's Albuquerque. No one parties like people from Abq.
college was gay as frick but getting druk in new york post college when reconnecting with my high school friends again was much more formative
Dean Martin
>Oh I don't drink anymore. I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.
You're a pirate
That would explain everything.
>no shit stains on his white tightey whiteys
How does he do it bros? He holds a power I do not posses
Jimmy Fallon can't get through a show without boozing.
I can't get through his show without booze either.
me on right
do you have the version with that abomination on the left cropped out?
I mean it when I say I would genuinely drink this young woman’s piss if given the chance.
Tell me about Ben, why does he wear the mask?
why do cheap masks look so kino when ben does it?
Hi armageddon commentary is some of the most kino shit I've ever heard.
just another Monday for our boy Benny
Christina Ricci.
Imagine finding her drunk and wasted in an alley and you have a bowl full of eggs nearby.
Never forget
This b***h so crazy every movie they need to hire someone to keep her in check.
God I want to get drunk on her pee.
It doesn't work like that
If the stories are true her pee has enough alcohol to get this whole board drunk.
her liver and kidneys just not function or what?
She's some kind of freak. Do you know that story from the Fight Club's writer, about the kid that faps at the bottom of the pool while the drainer sucks his wiener, until one day that shit just sucks his intestines inside out and he ends up with something like a 30cm intestine and everything he eats he poops automatically? Welp, Karen is like that, with booze and coke.
Cute Sophia is not a /druk/ this is defamation already.
OP must be executed asap.
>have 1 beer a night on weekdays too
is over for me
All monkeposters must be secretly gay because she looks like a generic redheaded boy
>Cute redhead
>Shy tomboy personality
>Trad girl
>No disgusting tattoos
>No piercings
>Virgin
>Never kissed anyone
>Never hold hand with a male
>No boyfriend
Just imagine...
everything after cute redhead is cap fr fr
This is the type or klutz I could easily fall in love with, it's weird, that type of person bypasses all of my mental checks. MPDG's are similar, maybe it's the helplessness.
Is it an Irish coffee?
Looks more like a mojito or something.
Orange juice
>>Trad girl
huh
Her only vice is drinking. And. Cutting her hair too short.
and not being able to act.
That's a failing not a vice.
Well it doesn’t matter because she’s a decent actress already but she’s also in London taking acting school.
America once amended its own constitution, the very basis of the ideals of the Republic, to ban alcohol. That's how scared they are of drink. That fear hasn't gone away despite repealing the law.
Women did that.
And it didn’t stop anyone from drinking and resulted in some superb mobster kino so shut the frick up.
>Mobsters,moonshiners,speak easy clubs
Alcohol was definitely cooler when it was illegal
Rent free
Prohibition was right.
If all ~~*Canadians*~~ were done away with, it would have worked too and Africa would have first world cities by now because we would have helped ourselves first and been way ahead as a civilization.
I imagine. Every day. One of the few respites of my pretty dreadful life. I wish I'd been more bold, even if i failed, to talk to girls in my high school life. there was this brunette tomboy who kept eyeballing me, heard some guy jokingly say she may be a dyke and think i won't bother and then she posts about her boyfriend (she still acts like a butch tho) and feel like offing myself. Frick, is life a miserable hell.
Is she filming a BOTW???
The fate of all druks
Looks like a deep sea creature
Please.
I just need, "Can you beat fallout 3 with every single mod installed".
Who is that?
Joseph Wilson, aka MittenSquad, a youtuber that drank himself to dead.
Did he streamed the anheroing?
Dead at 27 from alcohol addiction is serious stuff. He must've been drinking litres of spirits a day
Just read his Twitter post
>Getting blackout drunk 2, 3, sometimes even 4 times a week for 9 months can't be good.
That was 2 years ago. He must've really stepped it up because that doesn't sound bad.
Too soon, you frick
something feels off here.
You're right, someone shopped out his sick beyblade
qeK
Why did someone shop out his cool fricking beyblade?
oof
>7 years have passed since I saw her in IT and fell in love
>she's a drunk with no future prospects in Hollywood (which is going AI anyway) and i work a comfy but dead end job
Sucks. Good memories, though.
Violent sex with ginger monkey tomboy
Sophia is not for sex tho
She's for corrective rape
You dont want to steal her innocence...she's so pure.
Girls are objects
Tbh this seems true. They're mindless breeding creatures, like pets. That's how men of old treated them and that was their place, nothing evil about it. Now they're given freedom and have en masse gone psychotic.
>pets
Exactly
you frick your pets? look at this petfricker and laugh
All the pets I had in my life truly loved and respected me, also had proper manners. All my women would rather shit and pee in the carpet than admit they were wrong.
True. Women are a lost cause.
Sophia is a very delicate object...you need to treat her carefully.
Throatfrick her until she puked around my wiener
Very disgusting and definitely NOT kino.
Very kino and very fun
You guys realize this lil b***h will be the next Hollywood troon right, the next Ellen Page so to speak.
I don't know how to cope with the fact i'll never be able to have a girlfriend like her in my life.
Charlie Sheen
me
She doesn't have nice feet.
They’re fine.
homosexual
Only the tiny percentage of the population that shares your literal actual brain disorder cares, but before you get any ideas that's not the reason people think you're a subhuman troglodyte that deserves to be castrated and dumped at the bottom of a spent well to die of dehydration, people despise you and your ilk to such an extent because you c**ts just will not shut up about your deviance.
Troons? Gays? Vegans? Fitfreaks? No the most obnoxious minority are Foothomosexuals. Just enjoy your sad little fetish in private like everyone else does theirs.
No one cares footgay
I've heard that when she gets really drunk she always brings up that IT scene that wasn't filmed, but in a way where she's saying she's glad it didn't happen but then goes into great detail of what she'd have to do to be convincing. If she's glad it didn't happen, why does she bring it up in minutia whenever pissed?
monke
cute monke?
>black people when they see my bwc
what if you posted it anon haha lol
I don't have a camera or else my bwc would be all over the net.
You can see why Kojima is simping over her at the moment.
he also simps for a troony, his taste is not reliable
At least he got Stefanie Joosten and Lea Seydoux into his games, it's not all bad.
He posted a photo of his son (after being told to legally not to) and said to suck his 2 inch penis today.
I'm convinced Bam is trolling at this at this point. There's no way he's that stupid.
That’s are Bam!
The most notorious? Probably the Barrymore clan. At least Drew Barrymore is sober now.
Then there are these:
i am druk, destroyer of sobriety and Dunkachinos.
I WANT A GIRLFRIEND LIKE THIS NOW. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
You really don't want a druk gf.
I want a gf period, even if druk.
It would be better than the adderall snorting basketcase I already have.
I’ll be the judge of that.
I've got a druk gf. It's bliss. The last two always b***hed about my drinking. This one doesn't.
You have to put in the effort. Consistently and many many times. It won't just magically happen.
Imagine getting so drunk you can’t even see straight and having sloppy unprotected sex with her.
that's how you end up with an FAS kid
But you cant have sex with /cutesoph/
Don’t ruin this for me.
Sorry but Soph is not for sex. You can cuddle her, you can hug her, you can even, once as month, give her a kiss on her cheek obv...but sexo is like never ever.
Imagine holding her between your arms...she so small & cute :3
I mean you could probably rail her pretty easily when she's a drunken mess but if she's ovulating she's probably going to keep the baby (Irish Catholic influence is strong) and she's a Druk so she ain't quitting the drink.
The temptation is strong but you're better off jerking it into a sock.
Reminder /druk/ Sophia is all fake news, she's not into drinking.
Sounds like our future baby’s problem not mine.
>MUAH THE FRENCH
>Booze-guzzling actor Oliver Reed had knocked back 10 pints of ale and 12 shots of rum – and run up a bar tab of $435 – when he dropped dead of a heart attack this week.
>Witnesses said Reed, 61, knocked them back at a bar in Valletta, the Maltese capital, for three hours during a break in filming.
>As his wife, Josephine, and friends watched in amusement, Reed – as well-known for his tippling exploits as for his 53 movie roles – bought drinks for everyone at the bar.
>Then he arm-wrestled sailors from the Royal Navy frigate HMS Cumberland and shared two bottles of rum with them.
>When they’d gone, Oliver drank a couple of glasses of whiskey before his collapse.
>At that point, witnesses said, Reed nonchalantly sat down on a bench, closed his eyes and fell to his side
>He died minutes later as he was being rushed to a hospital by ambulance
>Pathologists at Malta’s St. Luke’s Hospital confirmed last night that a massive heart attack was the cause of death
>One of the sailors told the newspaper: “I could not believe it when I heard that he had died. At least he died happy, with his boots on.”
>Reed’s tab has been put on display behind the bar – and will remain unpaid, a spokesman for the bar said.
absolute kino
As much as I want to think that's badass, it was probably pretty pathetic to see some bloated gorilla with piss stained pants stumble around sluring his words fall over and die
Drinking yourself to death is absolutely a mark of failure, but a truly experienced alcoholic will be completely functional even in the depths of that. I remember reading a book written by the wife of an alcoholic. Her husband died after driving himself to the hospital and checking himself in. He filled out the paperwork in perfect handwriting and then died. My guess is that guy was having fully coherent conversations and then sat and died.
/druk/bro here. I ignored heart-attack symptoms about 3 months ago. Sitting on my couch, likely shitposting on Cinemaphile. Suddenly got squeezing chest pain and slight indigestion, laid down on couch. Said out loud "I'M 39, I AM NOT HAVING A HEART ATTACK." Could have easily called 911 and got to the top of triage based on my symptoms.
Walked it off. Fine to this day.
Thats kinda how they used to treat those things. Either you died or you didn't. Ironically being drunk and calm and relaxed might have saved your life. Admittedly it probably did a much shittier job of saving your life than actual treatment would have, but hey it all worked out.
seems if u end up in any kind of healthcare facility you are signing ur own death sentence, id rather die in my own mess
frick all the sobergays, this is how i wanna go, same way i lived, god bless this man.
Russell Crowe seems like the only guy who actually loves drinking and doesn't treat it like a problem
any druk friends here, one of the best times to drink is tonight. rum for me tonight
John Barrymore
tfw no shelly gf
cute monke
Is that real?
No its fake and gay, Sophia is pure.
Sophia Lillis' anus.
lick it