Who are these 73772848728 different Christmas movies with pretty much the same plot made for??
Who are these 73772848728 different Christmas movies with pretty much the same plot made for??
Who are these 73772848728 different Christmas movies with pretty much the same plot made for??
women
I know someone who likes these movies. Hehehe
last place to see a majority white cast
I've been watching them more and more
>gf has already decorated the house in full Christmas mode and forces me to binge watch these shitty Christmas movies on israeliteflix all day long while she is in the kitchen baking the newest xmas desert she discovered on Pinterest
I can’t take take this anymore
While she's cooking sneak up on her, cup both of her buttchecks and sing "NOW BRING US SOME FIGGY PUDDING NOW BRING US SOME FIGGY PUDDING!"
Get in the fricking spirit
yourself to blame for picking a regular b***h for gf
Oh no that sure sounds horrible
>RyanGosling.webm
I unironically watched "coming home for christmas" last december when it showed up on the homescreen of whatever app it was on, and I thought the girl was cute (later figured out who she was, didn't realise it at the time). It was bland & inoffensive, and the girl was cute.
If the girl isn't cute, these are worthless. If the girl is cute, then why not watch.
oh man that sounds like pure hell. you should be like the rest of us with empty apartments, no gf and nothing interesting to do.
I would fricking kill you for a cute wife like that.
Yeah, and there's people out there that have to sit alone in a shitty apartment, with a shitty tv watching holiday shows while drinking whiskey to deal with the pain. This time of the year is fricking brutal for lonely people, try to be at least more appreciative. Even though it's still November, and I can kind of understand the annoyance.
and "fun" factoid, it is a time for suicides to rise, but it peaks in June(summer) for some reason.
Because hallmark needs content for their channel and they can pump this slop out super cheap and easy and likewise it's super digestible by the people that watch it. It's all the same plot but that's what the women who watch it want.
I watched the corgi Christmas movie from last thread and as expect the corgi had zero importance. Only showed up a few times.
They had these fake Christmas songs in the background and sounded terrible.
Really if you want to get into hallmark slop just pick an actress (Danika McKeller) and watch her movies for her. Also they will have an occasional Groundhog Day ripoff that is nowhere near the original but better than most of their slop
>t. used to watch them with my mom
My mom only watches Westerns (on GRIT) and Hallmark movies.
So normies.
>watches Westerns (on GRIT)
Based
She used to watch them on INSP, but Comcast took it away. You should have heard her b***h-fit when she thought her Westerns were gone.
my mom and my aunts all watch these nonstop during Christmas season
aside from that, I'm pretty sure that a lot of these hallmark movies are just an excuse for some upper class couples to feature their homes in a 'movie' and there are no shortage of random unemployed actors who live flyover country who jump at these roles. these are the lowest budget films to make.
Cry more homosexual
They're for me to jerk off to the soft, gentle, kind, beautiful women and fantasize about them molesting me as a preteen
Bored bitter suburban moms who are always home when lifetime movies come on. I have yet to find a married couple with kids who are happy, they need this escapism to survive, they need the fantasy to disassociate
Kind of like you homosexuals and anime
they're the last wholesome thing in society.
They are literal fascist propaganda.
Stop or I'll watch some more.
if hallmark movies depict fascism then I guess I'm converting to full on Nazi because anyone who wouldn't want to live in those sterile pristine Midwest small towns filled with blonde women in leggings is a moron
>fascism is when no fugly people and a close knit community
Hitler, I yield
But you are ugly anon, where would you fit in?
I'd be the town rapist
Wine aunts day drinking, single mothers at home trying to parent and keep the kids from fricking shit up as she struggles to pay attention to it.
me
Wine moms
i unitonically watch all these hallmark and lifetime movies.
they're super comfy, always have happy endings, and groids are almost always in sone kind of forgettable side role if anything.
That sad part is there are other companies and channel trying to muddy the waters with their own pozzed shitty movies.
There's one channel that showed nothing but interracial couples in all their movies
Only broken people hate these movies with such fervor.
It has things they'll never have or experience.
Eh, I'm wating for Hallmark's "A Very Ceauşescu Christmas"
And on that day, they became good communists
1989 should've been Ceauşescu everywhere. National Socialism got Nürnburg, where all of it's dirt was internationally exposed for all to see. International Socialism should've gotten its own version. Also, all secret police should've been liquidated.
Hallmark has minorities and homosexuals in it now. True kinosseurs watch Great American Family now. You're Basic and OOTL if you're still watching Hallmark.
Who is the best Christmas movie recurring actress waifu and why is it Brandi?
Yikes
People who want to see pretty people do wholesome stuff on TV.
Is the girl from Mean Girls still in these movies or did she jump ship to the Great American channel?
She jumped ship when they wanted her to kiss a black man.
I played a LOT of Oblivion while my cousins watched these movies, so every time I watch one, I'm playing Oblivion in my head.
Christmas + Oblivion + Cute girls
You can't imagine how comfy this gets for me.
your mom
>I'm driving home for Christmas
My vtuber oshi said she watches these so her
>vtuber
>her
I don't like Hallmark Christmas movies but I do like ya/na romance novels, and I always read some around Christmas. I re-read Let it Snow every year. They're cute and fun and help alleviate the constant sense of dread