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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hehe, Roger if he real.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i showed this to my friend and he gasped

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      show him your wiener next as a prank lol

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        being a homosexual on the internet doesn't equal having a personality

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          agree to disagree

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          unfortunately being a joyless self-policing dweeb is

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just did. Long story short, we’re dating now

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      same except the bird eating thing being a real thing

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’d be more impressed if someone put a costume on that and it looked almost human.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      So how the hell do people not recognize this thing in-disguise?

      mind powers, because there's at least 1 disguise that fools each of the Smiths.
      he canonically has super-speed, so it's not too far-fetched to assume he has some kind of psychic persuasion that provides an illusion to his appearance.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Roger is a charismatic people person with an extreme case of multiple personality disorder. Theres nothing supernatural involved hes just that good at what he does that humans dont see through his costumes because all they experience is pure personality. How else would he be a pop star and a tycoon of industry?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The roswell episode definitely plays it like it's supernatural

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    now that watery sound he makes while walking makes sense

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOTTDAM Roger in real life is fricking bizarre and horrifying.

    Thank you, anon.
    Here's a (you).

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he got that
    front
    butt

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks more like a Soldier class BETA

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >...and don't even get me started on the cuisine over there, Stan!

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    wheels and the legman

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    did he say that line that often? I never actually kept up with american dad, just watched episodes if I happened to catch in on tv by chance, and I still can hear it in his voice

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s the first thing he says I think. I don’t know that he says it often.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to be okay Francine. I made it to the escape pod. I'm safe

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I SAW THE SIGN

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I OPENED UP MY EYES I SAW THE SIGN

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now i want to see Rogu.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How drunk would you have to be?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      let's just say if this was like Dark Souls I would have a Poisoned status

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Put on that dress I like.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is what life will be like when Gubmint discloases ayylmaos

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how the hell do people not recognize this thing in-disguise?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you have trouble recognizing when a character is roger in the show?
      the answer is that its an absurdist show, the whole joke is that people don't recognize what is obviously a fricking alien wearing a wig.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >absurdist
        >francine goes into a mad rage rant about doing hazing in the showers and shivving mofo's in general pop that one time SHANK SHANK SHANK

        ...I wouldn't say absurdist at all, but I would say they got Francine real life, yo.

        Stan definitely did not do a background on her prior to marriage.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sure he put her back to the ground a few times before committing at least

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Coked up bimbo

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ah sweet a Brie thread

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      hehe
      that b***h ruined my favorite cheese, had to switch to camembert

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AAA American dad game developed by Soni

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if roger isn’t an alien at all, but an evolved human bean from the future. Think about it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I miss him bros, rip Eddie you absolute legend.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    TRY JOGGING YOU GROSS BOWLING PIN

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is he...is he going to be ok?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ok?
        Yes, Roger is fine after that and goes on to do less than great things.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      is chaz gonna be ok?

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bane costume and "I'm CIA" Stan when?

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