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Who does Cinemaphile like more - Portman or Hershlag?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >both of them chowing on my dong at the same time

    Merry Christmas (to me)

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Keira is way prettier.
    Winona Ryder > Keira Knightley > Felicity Jones > Daisy Ridley > Portman

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well Keira went topless in a movie when she was only 15. I don't think Portman ever did anything like that.

      i would reenact the destruction of the 2nd temple with hershlags kosher cave

      Well Keira went topless in a movie when she was only 15. I don't think Portman ever did anything like that.

      Who the frick is Keira?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Winona is cute and aged extremely well, but she lacks anywhere close other 2 in terms of her filmography of sexo

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would reenact the destruction of the 2nd temple with hershlags kosher cave

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well Keira went topless in a movie when she was only 15. I don't think Portman ever did anything like that.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's showed her butthole in a movie though.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        show me

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not showing you butthole unless you buy me dinner first

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm so excited I can't stand up

      What movie?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Star Wars

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    none give me Sersha Ronan and her delicious nubbies

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    natalie thinks she's capable of comedic roles and appearing in skits and thinks of herself as brilliantly funny. keira is woke and once said in an interview she doesn't read her children any fairytales cos they're all outdated and have princes in them.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >keira is woke and once said in an interview she doesn't read her children any fairytales cos they're all outdated and have princes in them.
      Based. Fairy tales are trash

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong. Stories need lessons and fairy tales have lessons. Get BTFO goddamn liberal

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Portman seems more friendly. Keira is very stuck up and entitled.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's like asking who one prefers: Marx or Weininger...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I could find a woman IRL who looks like this

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Keira is very woke. Portman is not.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      nu-chan is so fricking gay

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    PEAK IN EVERY WAY

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when Moby asked her to hang out

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I miss 80's/90's mannerisms

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Portman was Hershlag this entire time, and none of you ever corrected me

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can keep them both.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    hershlag won the marathon tbh

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      yjk left is a massive bawd

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Knoghtley lives in the heart. Shee can act better. Hershlag has garden state, which puts her on the level to compete, but again not quite yet. Nothing beats pride and prejudice

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