Who drinks a beer like this?
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Who drinks a beer like this?
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latinxos
We call them tacos
You're not wrong, not sure where I learned it but my three-finger neck-of-the-bottle grip is definitely learned behavior
elliot page probably
la familia
I do it sometimes. Feels good and liberating. Should try it Amigos.
salud
looks comfy 2bh
Who drinks a beer like this?
Whatever happened to dollar general Thor?
moved south got a thicc latina gf and bred her
Irl the actor probably got tired of Hollywood
He got killed in fast 5
Mandated for product placement.
why does he look so gay bro's?
The thing on the wrists and the colorful tank tops. It probably looked fine and even cool for a four month period in 2001 but it looks gay now
He was kind of flamboyant
It's the bracers of fisting
Inefficient chugging method
Is that wealthy harpsichord??
Fiveheads.
Do you mean holding by the top?
holding it straight. typically when you're drinking you tilt it so the liquid travels downwards into your esophagus.
For continuity reasons, nobody actually swallows anything when food and drink are consumed in movies and on tv. There are rare exceptions, but the reason this is going on is that this girl clearly isn't actually drinking the beer because multiple takes may be needed and it would cause continuity issues.
t. Autist Who Notices This Shit
Rock bands do the same shit. David Lee Roth would empty a fifth of Jack onstage. It was iced tea. But knuckledragging rawk fans would fall for it every time. Motley Crue did the same lame shit.
Spics drink light beer. Blacks drink cheap beer. Whites drink cheap beer. Pretentious homosexuals drink artisan beer
>Pretentious homosexuals drink artisan beer
they're called europeans
No anon we have them too. Hipster homosexual who'll buy stupid shit like "Dragons Milk" and claim they have superior taste in beer because they paid $50 for 6 bottles
>muh ipa
I know a few guys like this.
They pay 5 bucks for a pint of beer when there's not a single craft beer that tastes better than your average industrial one.
I'll never forget the day I fell for the IPA meme, went to buy my usual cheap 12 pack at a supermarket and as I was going to the check-out/register I saw a few on a shelf, I was curious so I only bought 1. I got into my car and opened it, took a sip and I couldn't believe it, even a fricking can of Coca-Cola or Fanta that you forgot about and left it on a table/fridge for hours tasted better than whatever this shit is supposed to be. Just so you get the idea, I had to take another sip just to double-check because I couldn't believe they actually sell this shit and people buy/enjoy it to the point it has a "cult" like following.
Do yourself a favor, if you drink and enjoy "normal" beer (lager, pilsners...) stay away from trends and brands trying to reinvent the wheel with these "beverages" (this stuff isn't even beer at this point)
my brother in law and sister do this shit. brag about how they could only buy 4 packs since there was such a demand, how it cost so much. I try one and it tastes the way an armpit smells. IPAs are a frickin joke and everyone who drinks them is a goddamn tool
>not a single craft beer that tastes better than Coors Light
(You)
you got it so wrong
It's entirely right. hispanics drink light beer, corona since it's produced in Mexico is what you see them with the most. Blacks drink cheap beer, bud, colt 45, ect and whites drink cheap beer as well but not malt liquor like the blacks
Mexicans drink either modelo, corona or tecate, tequila, tequila based drinks (I've noticed not many like vodka)
Blacks drink heineken, malt liquors, congac and sometimes cheap novelty drinks that are generally geared towards women (vodka drinks)
Whites either drink light beer, cheap beer like Budweiser or yuengling, or "fancy" drinks or whiskey & cokes or any other kind of whiskey drinks
Obviously there's variation but in general this is what I've noticed as a seasoned alcoholic
Oh and wine is generally never drank in bars from what I've seen by anyone aside from older white women, but even then they usually go for drink specials.
Switch malt liquor to whites
Switch Budweiser to Mexicans
Switch purple drank to blacks
Gotta give you credit for being a little accurate
I've never seen a Mexican drink Budweiser in my entire life and the only reason I could see you being confused about the malt liquor placement would be because you're still in college or something. A lot of college aged kids will drink malt liquor simply because it's inexpensive but it has always been known to primarily be a black thing.
Okay I might be a little biased since I live in Texas I've seen whypeepo drink malt liquor more than nogs and I've seen more Mexicans with Budweiser,miller,bud lite
But if we're talking about mexico mexicans I do agree with you on the tecate, Modelo,corona etc.
The illegal hondurans and mexicans who go to the 7-11 near where I work buy whatever is cheapest. They just want to pound 24 cans, for as little cash as possible. You see them walking out with a suitcase every friday evening.
malt liquor is probably more of a southern or hill-country thing of wanting to get fricked up but not being necessarily able to buy hard liquor in the county.
Malt-liquor is specifically aimed at African Americans.
its honestly really fricking good,
it's like a double-quarter pounder with cheese, it's very nice.
originally they tried marketing olde english 800 as a drink aimed at the upper-middle-class swinger set or something and then gradually shifted marketing to be in line with the people who were actually buying it.
It was invented in Europe, it's just a cheaper beer that adds more sugar, to get more alcohol faster and less expensive. It was one of the beers that made a lot of income for the US government before prohibition, when most of their income was from alcohol taxes, not income tax. It was sold the most in big cities, who had large poor populations. Now it's just the cheapest shit the poor in the ghetto can afford.
>Switch malt liquor to whites
i live in rural nebraska...this is basically the white hegemony. Malt Liquor is so unpopular here it's not even for fricking sale.
To add to this, I believe in general that whites have the widest array of things they will drink or enjoy whereas other races tend to stick to what they know. I don't see many blacks or Hispanics drinking IPA or porters, but plenty of whites. Blacks sometimes will surprise you with what they like and enjoy but Hispanics and especially Mexicans almost exclusively drink things like modelo, corona or tecate.
I'm a n experienced journeyman alcoholic and 80% of this post is utter fake news.
It's extremely accurate
>t. Mexican
It's pretty accurate.
Mexcians drink Modelo, or Tecate. Corona is for gringo tourists and suburbanites in the US.
>lemme get whatever your local lager is
>that beer sits there in front of me going warm while I pound shots of jim beam
I've got culture to spare
Who drinks a beer like this?
God that looks good.
>me after six hours of walking around a sweltering amusement park
Why doesn’t a nice cold beer feel/taste hydrating to me?
Idk man a beer is the last thing I want while out in the sun. Sunshine is for pot.
>Sunshine is for pot.
Extremely gay post. Sunshine is for any kind of alcohol, just like any other weather, or the nighttime.
Thirsty Australians
me stopping by the bar on the way home after every shift
>when the happy hour is about to end
Me when I notice the buzz beginning to wear off
Literally me
I wish I wasn't a alcoholic
I remember how was my life before turning into an alcoholic and it was definitely better. But I just can't help it. I can't into life
an alcoholic*
i hope you go sober and get a better life anon.
I can't chug bros whenever I try to do this I choke
this looks awful. he's dirty and sweaty and his fingers are covered in blood and dirt and he's spilling it all over himself. I'm sure the drink tastes good and refreshing though
every time i go to the pub i look at one of my mates, say 'how bout another beer' and sink my schooner like this, but faster because im not a pussy
She looks like the guy from Prison Break
Who tf drinks beer? It’s fattening, bloating, tastes like bug spray cold and hot ass when it’s warm. I would drink hard liquor in a mixed drink or shots or a small bottle of whiskey over beer any day, it’s adventuresome and more fun than sitting around drinking ass bloat. The popularity of beer is mind boggling to me. Try a mezcal margarita with salt or a bottle of bourbon or tequila shots or a basic screw driver or a long island iced tea or a bottle of wine.
You'll understand when you're older
Notice there were no rational counter arguments. kek.
>You'll understand when you're older
He's right though. It's like coffee, it grows on you.
No it’s the other way around. You’ll understand when you are older and your body becomes all bloated and fricked up and every little thing you do counts. Beer is just not doable when you reach a certain age, unless you have let go and don’t care about how you look and becoming a bloated balding fat slob.
A beer with your dinner is not going to do anything to your body, you absolute drama queen.
>"I don't like something"
(opinion)
>"you don't get it cause stupid" (opinion)
>"AHAHAHAHAHAH NO ARGUEMENT" (post-hoc acting like this was done brand of subjective detailed discussion)
you won't get this post cause stupid.
There were but you cherrypicked responses to suit your agenda
>anime poster
>"Who tf drinks beer?"
who wouldve thought
Zoomer weebs should be shot. No exceptions
I was like this too until I drank it ice cold and regularly, you'll grow to like the taste
I can't pace myself with hard liquor. Always get way too drunk.
the key is to know how much it takes for you to black out and ride that wave
I only drink tequila tonics or shots.
I only drink hard liquor but there's nothing wrong with good beer. In fact it's nearly a requirement to pair it with certain foods.
beer tastes great, but i normally drink spirits like rum and whiskey for convenience
you know you can do both? its pretty good.
when im at home i drink beer, i hate having to piss like 3L of liquid when im not at home
>try a margarita
are you a girl or something?
that guy is a gay but margaritas own
Yeah they're pretty good but usually anyone saying "why wouldn't you just drink margaritas?" is a female, female adjacent (gay) or just young
Based, beer fricking SUCKS every time. Unless it's a red beer, those are okay.
I agree. Whiskey it is.
>it's for my boyfriend-
>frick you *(drops tray of beers, calls to barman in ascending british masculine tone)* WHISKEY
Eat a good fatass meal with a six pack and you'll change your opinion
>tranime
the ideal male can bench press 3pl8+ and has a beer gut
You’re correct that beer sucked but you named the shittiest possible alternatives
t. Never tasted a Proper Ale
beer is alright at a casual party, but I never get properly drunk drinking beer and that is the only reason I ever drink.
It's also filled with phytoestrogen. In other words it turns you into a troony (of course europeans love it)
>Try a mezcal margarita
>Watches anime
>Drinks wine
I'm 150% sure you are an insufferable homosexual with a punchable face.
> omgeeeerrrdDDD!! You watched an Aaaaaaaanime once???? Sgghhhgoing crazyuh ! You have had WINE before in your lifetime? WINE???? Aghhhhh!! Sgghhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhAHHHhhhhhhhh!!!
>or a long island iced tea
This is what you look like
is that cwc
People who get paid 5 figures to show the logo while they drink it.
Mexicans grills
Can someone explain me what's wrong with that?
Nothing that's the correct way to hold a beer, by the bottle neck so it doesn't get warm too fast
everyone you moron.
maybe she just started playing buffalo.
morons
your mom
women
>10 chud points for inceldore!
Who drinks beer like this?
I've seen a lot of homies ditch the goose personality for the rust personality but not once have I ever seen them crush a beer can like that.
Because it's not possible without modifying the can.
you crush the can with hold hand while smashing it moron not everything on tv is fake
the type of people who do shit like that do it privately and drink the way rust does--with anger. people do crush cans like that though.
t. child of boozebag parents
i fking hate beer
like what? from the bottle?
>corona
>beer
peek one
You are not of LA FAMILIA so frick off
What are some cheap high abv beers that aren't steel reserve? None of the liqour stores near me sell steel reserve. I usually buy pic related because it's 9% abv but it's kind of expensive
you can just buy like a 20 pack of PBR for dirt cheap if you are purely in it to get trashed
I don't want to have to get up to go pee every 30 minutes. Just want a strong beer to sip in between shots of vodka
Nice the liqour store has giant cans of that, I'll get some next time
You can only buy booze at liqour stores in my state
Molson triple x is like 7.5% and pretty cheap.
Assuming you live in "Mutt'Merica, Home of the free lunch" I'm sure you wouldn't have a problem finding a steeley at the nearest rinky dink gas station
warm Hansa Pils of course 70 cents a bottle
>that aren't steel reserve
what you know about that? probably nothing
>Jannies being weak
had to beg the mod for some steel reserve
I'm already catching a permaban, that's what posting dicky does for you know what I mean what you know about that
watchu know bout that? probably nuthin
>new belgium
lol what is this shit
in ACTUAL belgium i buy 10% beer brewed by monasteries for likely a cheaper price than your IPA crap
i hate boozy tasting beer might as well toss back shots of liquor at that point
i like those a lot, they have a new one that comes in an orange can called Juice Force. 9.5% abv and hides the boozy taste dangerously well
You guys ever have a Corona with a lime wedge put inside the bottle?
Actors acting
That's how you're supposed to drink them. The neck is the grip and helps keep the rest of the beer cold.
We all do from time to time. Do you have a weak wrist or something?
WHAT RACE ARE THESE THINGS?
american
the only true ""whites"".
americans.
for what is whiteness but not american? or blackness for that matter?
africans are their tribes and nations as are europeans, they only become white and black when they gain citizenship in this great country.
I'm not pretentious i just like imported beer more than the standard American beers
Does everybody think I'm a gay because I like German lagers or Czech pilsners?
You like what you like but the instant you start proclaiming dumb shit like, "omg I just don't know why anyone wouldn't love margaritas the most!! xD"
like that other anon, you instantly look like a homosexual who doesn't actually know anything about drinking. My favorite beer is probably grolsch and nobody cares because most normal people can accept that people have their own preferences.
>make sure they can see the brand
It looks more feminine to drink a beer that way
Everyone after watching fast and furious
Who drinks beer like this?
thats not beer moron
No thats a high class prostitute. Its like beer but less useful and more expensive.
how would you stop yourself just munching on her tit in public?
>oh fug I must arghhnom
>police sirens blaring
"anon it's cute that you're staring at my breasts, but please aisle 5 needs cleaning"
>(point)
>catwalks off
Thats how youre supposed to drink bottled beer. The neck is designed that way, so when you hold it there, it doesnt heat the beer.
When you hold beer at the bottom, youre heating it up quicker.
are you nursing that beer for an hour, dipshit?
No you moron, bottles have been designed this way to store wine at room temperature for literally hundreds of years. The reason is obvious, without a neck it's more difficult to pour it into glasses and you'd spill.
You might marginally decrease the warming of the beer by positioning your hand at the neck at all times, but it's not the reason why beer bottles are made with a neck.
Is he drinking wine in OP's pic? No? Then take you middle-school-tier-opinion on wine bottles and shove it up your midwit ass.
why did jannies delete the other thred and what is a !old fashuioned margarita!
A woman trying to be a man because she hates other women?
Rodriguez does not hate women, incel. She loves them, long time. The only time she fricks dudes is pay to play in Dubai.
>Who drinks a beer like this?
I start doing that move when I'm like 4-5 beers in. I don't know why
easier to aim?
The real you beginning to emerge.
for me, its stout beer
shit is so tasty
what do you mean?
women.
Corona is shit.
Corona solo, yes.
Corona while having some mexican food or bbq? nah.
top tier refreshing beer.
inb4 some gen z'er pretends blue moon or shocktop isn't pukey orange juice
Any alcohol for any reason = cope
You cope and while you're at it seethe and sneed too.
Do you guys have in America the supermarket brands that are super cheap? Like waltmar beer or somehing? I always buy the supermarket beer in my Yuropoor country and it's 0.4$ one lt. Cheaper than water.
not beer but most international+ chains have private labels of other shit.
great value beer might be pretty kino since great value soda is usually better
My grandfather who lived in rural Michigan used by this type of beer from the local gas station that just had a white label that said BEER on it. He would wake up at 9 and drinking until he fell asleep at around noon and wake up again around 4 and start drinking again.
Supermarkets don’t sell bee in NJ. There are a limited number of liquor licenses that sell for millions so the consumer gets fricked in the end
They no longer sell it but up until a few years back the Walgreens pharmacies had this beer here that sold for 2.99 for a six pack. It was awful
Someone unversed in pretending to drink out of a bottle.
Someone whose been told not to cover up the logo on the bottle so the movie can get those sweet product tie-in bucks.
>drinking beer over wine
Who is this actress? I've seen her in movies before and she is extremely beautiful and I would love to bleach her further.
You mean Michelle Rodriguez, who's gay? Who pretended to date Vin, but has been licking vegana the whole time, unless it's some rich arab in Dubai?
I thought this was cool when I saw it as a teenager, so I tried to emulate it.
I want Michelle Rodriguez to peg me savagely while choking me and screaming PUTA in my ear.
A twenty-something lesbian ghetto banger with no driver's license. Can't let you chuds imagine the bottle is your dick.
People who don't like warm beer.
>drinking on a Wednesday night even though I promised myself I wouldn't
I'm four beers in. do I just finish the six pack of tall cans or stop like a real adult
i just cracked number 7, gotta be up in as many hours. not stopping. hate my life tho, fat and lonely, wanna be like me?
Why do redditards enjoy posting the same shit over and over again? Buncha braindead mongoloids.
Construction workers, you wouldn't get it