>Be sexless for 40 years
>Don't establish healthy relationships for 40 years
>Be alone all your life
>Have sex with a woman who had a life with lots of men and women going in and out of her life
>Devote the rest of your life to be with her
Who else thinks the 40 year old virgin has a great message?
sounds like the perfect movie to shape the goyim
Don’t forget
>give up and sell all your possessions that make you happy so you can pay for your marriage
>possessions that make you happy
>he thinks action figures can make a 40 year old man happy
>he thinks they don't
I'm married with and still have project cars, models, and games. Its just about managing your time. He ignored the bald man, he put the pussy on a pedestal and gave it all up instead of compromise.
With kids*
I am married with 3 kids and both me and my wife have had multiple hobbies practically the entire time we've been together. It's not even that difficult if you learn how to manage your time well, have a decent partner, and develop enough discipline.
the bald man is a-near
>You can’t have any of your weird interests anymore if you want to date a woman! You will have no interests and devote all your time to me and my snot nosed kids!!
I’ve made a huge mistake
That’s right it’s called growing up you man child autist! If you have nerdy hobbies you’re a child, after 25 you’re supposed to become a man and your only purpose in life is to work non stop to provide for your wife and kids to spend all your money! You mean to tell me you didn’t fall for the wife and kids meme? Wow incel much???
>after 25 you’re supposed to become a man and your only purpose in life is to work non stop to provide for your wife and kids
Tbh, with current economic you do that even without wife and kids.
t. incel homosexual whos friends all got married and have kids
Not him, but I reactivated my gacebook to join some group for advice. Anyways, I saw all the chads and such married to blimps with little shits and them putting on a shit eating grin with a thousand yard stare.
Meanwhile, I got fit and I'm fricking better women than ever. Most of them aren't single. And I fricking live at home smoking weed and playing videogames all day, plus manlet. Good face and beard helps a lot.
>And I fricking live at home smoking weed and playing videogames all day, plus manlet. Good face and beard helps a lot.
post proof or stop coping, incel
Lol, nope. Not even with exif stripped. Not that new.
I’m a balding manlet that isn’t even fit and can’t grow a full-beard, but I still get pussy tbh. I’ve also got a 2 y/o son because I nutted in a girl that lied about being on birth-control
>Most of them aren't single
every single person I've fricked since I hit my mid-20s was either in a long term relationship or "fighting right now". It's kind of surreal to frick someone then listen to her complain about relatively minor problems in her relationship.
shit pasta frodo
you men exist to make us happy, menim. That's all you're good for.
>menim
wow you might actually be a woman, a man would've realized boyim is much better wordplay
go dilate, troony
He sold his figures so he could find opening his own business you fricking incel.
>possessions that make you happy
I MUST CONSOOM
>paying a prostitute to let you raise other man's children makes you happy
I MUST BE KEKEED
>mom, how else do I explain this? These aren't toys. They are funko pops. Investments. Have you heard of them, idiot? When I'm older, I'll be able to sell them for millions, STUPID. but for now they are just increasing in value. I'll sell a couple and move out and finally get a place with Shirley, my online girlfriend. Back off, b***h.
and the worst part is it is really john malkovich controlling her
underrated
>and the worst part is it is really john malkovich controlling her
Hot basically a tomboy with no downsides
Honest question: would you really be an important part of her life if you are only another partner for her? Wouldn't you just be another page in her long book of relationships?
Nope. Hopefully you incels will be ignoring these easy ass women later in life. More for me.
Nah, you're something more like an appliance that can be replaced instantly.
Leftism wins
KEKALITY
it got a few things wrong, your modern funko pop or amiibo collector doesn't have the self discipline for a strict schedule that includes both biking to work and a workout.
he biked to work because he couldn't drive and i think it was implied he wasn't Cinemaphile he just had disposable income for home gym
>he thinks incels can't be Cinemaphile
go to
Bonus if she she has a multi-racial child from a previous relationship.
Imagine laying in bed, caressing her stretchmarks, made from a man who banged her harder than anyone else in her sexual history
you don't have to marry her you frickwit. just frick and have fun. there. are tonnes of these single mums to frick when you get older.. who cares.
if you don't care then why bother
just jack it
nothing wrong with jacking it either. don't let shame get in the way of life. nothing wrong with fricking some bawd and having a good time with her.
>nothing wrong with jacking it either.
keep telling yourself that, virgin
i'm 42 years old and have had sex with hundreds of prostitutes.
My dad must have fricking resenting me lmao
why?
>give up your hobbies to be with some boring old hag
I think she's cute. And yes, I know that this picture is from 100 years ago, frick off.
I think it’s unrealistic to think you can go so long without a relationship and think that you can be someones significant other who is so much more significantly socially mature and experienced. The social isolation and loneliness must scar a person deeply to where it would be difficult to establish a healthy relationship at that point. People usually begin to form hetero relationships around middle school or early high school. The latest someone can start to fork these relationships while to be able to develop healthy romantic relationships would be around a persons early 20s. Essentially once you are out of college it will be against the odds that you will ever have a healthy romantic relationship if youve never had one before. This is just realistic in my opinion. Parents need to do more for their sons who are social outcasts. Too many parents just think things will work out eventually since it did for them. But by doing that hands off parenting you end up with a 29 year old son who still lives at home and hasnt ever even held a girls hand before
gross a redditor found this website and they are trying to get upvotes here, but this moron doesnt realize everyone thinks the stupid shit they write is moronic. aint no menopausel women here to upvote you, moron
Powerful. You can suck my dick anytime anon
>you end up with a 29 year old son who still lives at home and hasnt ever even held a girls hand before
how did you know my life story this is literally me
This was literally me 10 years ago. And still is and I don’t care I love being an almost 40 year old NEET virgin. Mommy is the only women I’ll ever need in my life.
I wrote my story.
I’m autistic and don’t like to be touched or have people look at me so talking to girls has always been an alien concept to me I get too uncomfortable
You're autistic so you're inherently fricked. We're talking about social outcasts who just are without any realistically valid reason.
>touched or have people look at me so talking to girls has always been an alien concept to me I get too uncomfortable
>...Anonymous
>06/18/22(Sat)15:01:44 No
I used to be all about it as a horny teen, but now I sort of resent when women I don't know well hug me. Performative intimacy is gross.
I’m 22 and I’m scared bros
If you hang out here you'll become one of us.
>t. spent my youth with khhvs on Cinemaphile, now a late 20s khhv
he should've had sex with Hillary Duff instead
in the book he gets blow a bunch of times.
fake virgin.
I had sex when I was 12 but haven't had sex again for 17 years.
It’s specifically shown during the movie that he’s had healthy relationships with other women tho, he’s not an incel nor is that woman supposed to be the first woman that he’s ever dated
I had multiple girls throw themselves at me during my teenage and young 20s, but I was always too moronic to act. Am I an incel or an involuntary voluntary celibate?
Real incels don’t exist tbh, even the most hideous dude imaginable could still get pussy from deformed/obese girl, or go to somewhere poor like Thailand and get some third-world pussy from gold-diggers
Yeah I get it. Tbh I'm just not a guy that went out a lot so I missed a lot of chances. I gotta get it on.
Sure, I could just pay for a prostitute since it's legal here. But I can also just jerk off. Society won't see me as any less of an outcast freak for it.
As for fat/deformed women, you still have to put in effort to pursue them, compete with other bottom of the barrel trash, and for what? To get something vile and utterly disgusting? I'm in decent shape myself so frick off. Sticking to 2d.
Women are the lure of the system. Do not fall for their wiles they seek only to make you a contributor to ~~*society*~~.
>tfw movie insults bicycle riders by having the 40 year old virgin only bike around LA instead of owning a car
would only a virgin man have a bike as his only transport source?
>tfw 30 khv with only a bike too afraid to drive car
It's a vehicle for ONE anon.
i feel like it's a specific insult towards bike riders, espeically with how andy collects action figures. like how a bicycle is seen as a children's toy and a lot of people say that men should drive and keep the bikes out of the streets. i think its apatow just insulting adult male virgins as manchildren
People hate bikes on streets because they're essentially a faster pedestrian moving among actual vehicles.
There’s a weirdly consistent correlation between not owning a car and being a virgin tbh, even more weirdly the correlation exists for both men and women too
Once upon a time the only thing a college student needed to pick up high school girls was a car.
i would like proof of this. i dont see it being true for people using cycling as a hobby but i could see it for only source of transport people
He actually was happier before sex. It should be a wake-up call to incels that sex is overrated.
Seriously is sticking your penis in some disgusting vegana or butthole really that pleasurable? Cranking my hard wiener to filthy internet porn seems way more satisfying plus no girl I can ever get will be hot enough for me to even get it up to
> Seriously is sticking your penis in some disgusting vegana or butthole really that pleasurable?
Yes, absolutely. Otherwise no man on earth would ever tolerate women’s bullshit
her daughter was hot
>Have sex with a woman who had a life with lots of men and women going in and out of her life
What exactly do you expect anon? Do you think a woman in her 30s or whatever that woman was is just going to be a virgin like you?
>What exactly do you expect anon? Do you think a woman in her 30s or whatever that woman was is just going to be a virgin like you?
No, I wouldn't ask for someone like that. I'm just pointing out the soul crushing (to me) fact that if I ended up like Carell's character I'd just be another page on the other woman's book and she'd be my only page. If she broke up with me I'd be back on first base and she'd easily bag some other sucker.
Women in their 30s that are still virgins DO exist, but they’re usually batshit-insane and/or incredibly religious, so there’s usually a good reason why they’re still virgins
You forgot morbidly obese/crippled. Batshit insane women who look passable are not virgins, they're prostitutes. Religious women in their 30s are either married or "born again" virgins.
The message should have been that nothing is wrong with being a 40 year old virgin.
true. just as long as nobody else finds out because they'll never stop making fun of you
wasn't he was actually happy with himself? and it's just everyone else that had an issue and he bowed to that pressure? iirc, can't remember watched this many years ago. could have just made it about how he had his life together and everyone else that was "teasing" him was actually fricked up, instead of making it seem like something was wrong with him, wrong message to send.
Nobody will make fun of you to your face as an adult if you don't enable it. Unless you work some menial job with low IQ proles. Caring about what others say about you behind your back is moronic.
Ignoring it won't make it not affect your career.
I feel like that kinda was the point of the movie, since it made a point of highlighting that his non-virgin friends were losers who had lives that were much less happy than the protagonist
oh okay, couldn't remember, watched this a long time ago and mainly remember them making fun of him.
The movie makes a point of showing he is in better health than people 10-15 years younger than him because he has other positive qualities that aren't about sex.
post Kat
What for?
Shit, it's Catelyn not Katelin as I've assumed, being from Russia and all. Pun wasted.
the problem with being a virgin is people think they have a 1up on you and you don't know that they don't.
No 1ups when they're strolling 5 toddlers and paying out the ass for child support
no the problem with being a male virgin in your mid 20s or later, god forbid 30s or 40s is that it indicates some sort of social inadequacy on your part
the problem with being a virgin, not an incel.
If you're a male everyone is going to assume incel.
Shit, saying looks are the most important factor in dating will get you called an incel, but it's objectively true.
>If you're a male everyone is going to assume incel.
Doesn't matter what people assume, what matters is how he feels about himself and women, the character in 40 year old virgin wasn't an incel. He was a happy guy by himself that could have kept on being happy and was pressured by his social circle into getting with a woman. Incels are bitter, angry, hate women, want women and are not satisfied with their lives. If the character was an incel it wouldn't have been funny.
the Columbine shooters weren't considered incels even though they did mention stuff about "stuck up b***hes". One was a psycho and the other depressed, they were basically weirdo losers and social rejects that were fricked in the head and on SSRIs
But he did have an incel breakdown because of the friends pressuring him and him failing. Even in perfect Hollywood world.
Same thing for irl incels, exept the entire world pressures them constantly from a young age and then ridicules them for failing and then ridicules them for becoming enraged at being ridiculed.
It's stupid. Super ugly women don't have this problem because society feels bad and makes excuses for them.
>exept the entire world pressures them constantly from a young age and then ridicules them for failing and then ridicules them for becoming enraged at being ridiculed.
It's not really about the ridicule or pressure from society for incels though. It's more about them hating women and feeling entitled to sex from women. I don't remember the guy in the movie going on an angry/bitter rant about hating women but I haven't watched it since it came out so can't remember.
no its literally them not getting laid that makes them loathsome
>It's more about them hating women and feeling entitled to sex from women.
I hate to break it to you, Suzy, but that is the standard for men, not a deviation. And the former is perfectly reasonable.
40 year old incel is a different kind of movie. probably a horror or thriller.
I don't get this meme. The guns used in Colombine, which kicked off all the copycats, were bought by one of their girlfriends.
If you're a guy and don't look/act like a freak they'll just assume you're a closeted gay and move along.
it was mocking proto redditors
now those redditors have GF who rather frick rover than but its ok they got a room for anime fifures and funko pops .
she totally loves him but still fricks around with the guy from work who is not the same guy she meets at the guys ,
for me its staying single and posting on the internet all weekend
>staying single and posting on the internet until I die
>tfw my wife lets me hang my Japanese horror movie posters up in the living room
I found a good one lads
I believe you
I unironically have a framed picture in my house, of a screenshot from that scene from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia where the Boko Haram Black person drinks Wolf Cola lmao
Wasn't that b***h like, 50? I'd rather stay a 40 year old virgin than lose it to a granny.
>inherit a huge-titted step-daughter that will walk around your house in a state of undress
Yes, that's a message I'm enthusiastic about.
That's a grandma
>go to the gym
>read the Book of Book and apply it
It’s literally that easy
the blackpill is not neccessarily that for the majority of men, sex is an incredibly priced, unnatural abomination of a sky-high anthill, it's that those same men still believe it will solve some big problem.
It's not demoralisation, you probably can do it if you try, but it's not worth the squeeze.
"MGTOW" is such a burnt out phrase,
but really you just have to admit that women 99% of the time, are better at you at sexual manipulation, the whitepill is that men can be better at literally anything else.
Jesus look at those fricking old lady hands. He may be 40 but they doesn't mean fricking settling for women within 10 years of your age in both directions. Christ.
>The 40 Year Old Beta Provider
That's not the message of the movie.
Was it established that she is a prostitute? It's long ago after I've seen it, but the least cucked you can do in dating after obviously dating a virgin is to date a woman who had 3 long term partners top, that shows you she is mentally able to go into a committed homogenous relationship.
She's a single mother with three kids to different fathers and confesses to dating bad boys in the past.
She would have been ridden more times than Phar Lap.
And he was a fricking incel with a shitty job.. laterally nothing offer to a mate.
The guy was lucky to get ANY woman at his age with no life experience.
I have never seen a Steve Carrell movie and cannot imagine ever doing so.
Don't forget her didn't even watch porn or jack off.
Most unrealistic thing imo though I do find it funny that he's so uncomfortable with the porn he just watches the tape of Everybody Loves Raymond instead.
the best mesage about women was from this artist
my life really mirrors that opening montage
i live in a two bedroom apartment surrounded with my stuff. i eat a nutritous breakfast. i like to walk or ride my bike most places. i even wear a fricking casio
and the thing is, i like it. i'm a very inflexible person who hates to compromise. i also feel pangs of loneliness, and feel the social weight of not being in a relationship, but i can't imagine giving up what i have now
My cousin has much the same lifestyle, his parents never say anything, but they're deeply saddened by the lack of grandchildren.
Experience is LE BAD
I know, right? It's so rare for Hollywood to deliver blackpills.
There is no better cope than 40 year old virgin cope.
5 years left
>Who else thinks the 40 year old virgin has a great message?
Give up everything you enjoy and change in order to have sex with any boring woman who will have you. Nope.
If the plot was that he met a nerd girl who shared his passions or a sweet normie who at least cared enough about him to love him for who he is then yeah.
I’m 28 and a virgin. I’m deformed and autistic so no hope really. Only reason I haven’t killed myself is drugs and worry over how it would affect my family
if you cared that much about sex, just get a hooker, an escort if hookers are not clean enough