>hey look its patrick stewart! you love him dont you? >here's the character you dont like fricking snapping his neck lol
disney, everyone!
this lmao. one of their legacy characters and they introduce him as a complete jobbing moron.
seeing reactions like this always makes me smile. >NOOOO NOT MY HECKIN CAPESHITERINO CHARACTER!!!!!! AGHHH I NEED THE FICTIONAL CHARACTER TO SURVIVE OTHERWISE MY CHILDHOOD = RUINED!!!!!! MY HERO MR MAGIC WOULD BEAT THE VILLAIN GREY LION BECAUSE STREETSHITTER VOLUME 2 ISSUE 567 SHOWS SO!!!!! THIS IS WRONG!!!!
Imagine getting so worked up over fricking capeshit. I don't know how much control Raimi had over the film but killing off a bunch of fan favourites/heroes is classic dark humour that he's pulled in basically every other movie he has done.
you homosexual. it's incredible how much you deserve to die. these characters have more heroism in their little pinky than you have as a man. no one will ever care if you die in a movie, because i would be glad to kill you myself. frick off geek.
>these made up characters that exist in a fictional magical world created by israelites and pedos are more heroic than my strawman of you!
pathetic. Find some real life people to look up to.
>Who had it worst?
Mr.Fantastic. He just stood there while he got ripped to shreds. Why didnt Wanda just do the exact same things to do others and tear their bodies apart like that?
I can't fricking believe they had Scarlet witch turn so fricking evil that she slaughters all these characters, including the beloved grandpa prof X, and the motive/reasoning of her going this evil is explained in one of the Disney+ shows that nobody even watched.
>Reed tells Wanda how they plan on beating her like a moron >Blackbolt yells even though he knows he no longer has a mouth like a moron
Why did they do it?
But his voice isn't like a weapon you prime before firing. When he realized he had no mouth, why did he scream? And don't say he was surprised because he has spent his whole life not speaking - he would have to be incredibly disciplined to do that and wouldn't let out a sound just because he was surprised.
Ostensibly he has some immunity to his own powers, or he'd explode his teeth out. Cyclops of the X-Men and his brother are more or less immune to their own (and each other's) powers for this same reason.
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then why would his powers blow his brain out?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Witch magic.
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Anonymous
Bad writing/plothole.
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Anonymous
Then you're kinda an idiot
Gay as frick you dumb Black folk. He's skull would explide with guts flying everywhere. Wanda imploded his brain.
End of story.
>Reed tells Wanda how they plan on beating her like a moron
Intimidation factor, plus overconfidence.
>Blackbolt yells even though he knows he no longer has a mouth like a moron
Panic. Plus he probably hoped the sound would burst a new mouth open rather than recoil and blow his brains.
Does Blackbolt have invincible skin or something? Also theres no way Blackbolt would have panicked and yelled. He would be so attuned to not making any sound at all at all times due to how dangerous his powers are. It would be the equivalent of a swimmer just randomly breathing underwater after a lifetime of swimming. You just intuitively know your bodies limits and capabilities. So stupid.
>Does Blackbolt have invincible skin or something?
Wanda made it so.
>It would be the equivalent of a swimmer just randomly breathing underwater after a lifetime of swimming.
He probably would if his legs disappeared while swimming in the open ocean.
Are you me? I remember thinking the exact same thing. I initially didn't even get that he died by screaming with no mouth because I didn't think it would make any sense for him to do that.
Based.
Yep, i think its obvious the writers just did it because it looks cool and gory but don't actually care about logic or the superhero genre in general. They actually could've easily solved this by making Blackbolt's eyes glow red have that red glow thing around his head implying that Wanda was mind controlling him to do it.
>Balder would get bewitched into impaling himself with his own sword mid-speech about how awesome he is. >Iron Monger would get crushed inside his suit like a soda can. >Wasp would literally get crushed to death between Wanda's hands.
The others I don't know, but I doubt they'd resist the chance to have Wanda tanking the Penance Stare like every other character they want to prop up by having Ghost Rider fight them.
>Black Bolt- Rich White Cis Hetero Male King
so stupid he blows up his own head with a panicked yelp >Reed Richards - Sorta Rich White Cis Hetero Male
so stupid he announces blackbolts whole stratagem and then tries to grab a chaos magic b***h who can annihilate anything and gets turned to spaghetti slowly >Captain Carter - White Cis Hetero Female
gets cut in half with her own shield after a bit of battle >Professor X - Rich White Bisexual Disabled Male
gets neck snapped mid sentence like a dope >Captain Marvel - BLACK LESBIAN "FEMALE" possibly troon
fights for a few min and gets defeated by a statue with no gory detail
They literally kill them in order of privilege and the more privileged the more pathetic the death.
is really funny this is how they choose to introduce mr fantastic in the mcu
>hey look its patrick stewart! you love him dont you?
>here's the character you dont like fricking snapping his neck lol
disney, everyone!
It would be fine if it had actual consequences but it's just alternate universe versions no one cares about
>here's the character you dont like fricking snapping his neck lol
people actually like olsen and her breasts, she just wants a trad family
this lmao. one of their legacy characters and they introduce him as a complete jobbing moron.
seeing reactions like this always makes me smile.
>NOOOO NOT MY HECKIN CAPESHITERINO CHARACTER!!!!!! AGHHH I NEED THE FICTIONAL CHARACTER TO SURVIVE OTHERWISE MY CHILDHOOD = RUINED!!!!!! MY HERO MR MAGIC WOULD BEAT THE VILLAIN GREY LION BECAUSE STREETSHITTER VOLUME 2 ISSUE 567 SHOWS SO!!!!! THIS IS WRONG!!!!
Imagine getting so worked up over fricking capeshit. I don't know how much control Raimi had over the film but killing off a bunch of fan favourites/heroes is classic dark humour that he's pulled in basically every other movie he has done.
what? I don't care I just think it's funny marvel decided to introduce one of their legacy characters like that
you homosexual. it's incredible how much you deserve to die. these characters have more heroism in their little pinky than you have as a man. no one will ever care if you die in a movie, because i would be glad to kill you myself. frick off geek.
>these made up characters that exist in a fictional magical world created by israelites and pedos are more heroic than my strawman of you!
pathetic. Find some real life people to look up to.
>inherit something that's not yours
>shit on it
This is why zoomer and millennials both get the helicopter rides. Only Gen Alpha are alright.
Gen alphas are actual devolved troglodytes
your post includes caps, there's do not. it is my conclusion you're a moronic homosexual.
yes, when i was a kid he was a bigger character than tony stark. crazy how movies changed everything
probably captain marvel since you didn't even remember to include her.
We never got confirmation that she was kill, she could have tanked that statue falling on top of her.
Her hand went limp you moron. She clearly didn't tank shit
why would a stone statue even hurt her?
Lesser version plus you can literally see Wanda draining her powers
Why wouldn't it, moron? She's not impervious to injury unless she's using her powers, which she wasn't in that moment.
She really shouldn't have even been injured by that.
I guess we can pretend that the statue was made of whatever material is her kryptonite?
WOWIE ZOWIE RIGHT IN THE INFINITY STONES
Jim, obviously.
Captain London or whatever the frick maybe suffered for a few seconds, and the rest died instantly.
>Jim, obviously
Fricking hate jim. He's not cool in any capacity and is a homosexual nerd. I dont care if he is gay ryan
charles and blackbolt probably died instant deaths. captain carter succumbed to shock before bloodloss. reed is the one that suffered
Jesus Christ, Raimi.
Everyone else died instantly, but Mr. Fantastic had to linger there and feel himself get turned to spaghetti
Presumably the audience
the word is "worse" you dumb homosexual
>Who had it worst?
Mr.Fantastic. He just stood there while he got ripped to shreds. Why didnt Wanda just do the exact same things to do others and tear their bodies apart like that?
It's also got to be a little salt in the wound that his comrades didn't raise a finger to help and barely even reacted.
I can't fricking believe they had Scarlet witch turn so fricking evil that she slaughters all these characters, including the beloved grandpa prof X, and the motive/reasoning of her going this evil is explained in one of the Disney+ shows that nobody even watched.
>Reed tells Wanda how they plan on beating her like a moron
>Blackbolt yells even though he knows he no longer has a mouth like a moron
Why did they do it?
Even the smartest man in the universe couldn't have predicted that she'd pull random mouth deletion powers out of her ass.
But his voice isn't like a weapon you prime before firing. When he realized he had no mouth, why did he scream? And don't say he was surprised because he has spent his whole life not speaking - he would have to be incredibly disciplined to do that and wouldn't let out a sound just because he was surprised.
Not him but did he scream? Or did wanda just implode his brain?
Could be both. Maybe she forced him to scream.
Why not? She just has whatever power is convenient in the moment.
Kinds thought she just crushed his brain with her psychic majick like how gojo sense destroyed that dudes limbs in a sec
Then you're kinda an idiot
He screamed and it blew back into his head.
that doesn't even make sense. if his screams are so powerful wouldn't it just blow open his fake mouth-cover?
>if his screams are so powerful wouldn't it just blow open his fake mouth-cover?
Wanda made it indestructible.
Ostensibly he has some immunity to his own powers, or he'd explode his teeth out. Cyclops of the X-Men and his brother are more or less immune to their own (and each other's) powers for this same reason.
then why would his powers blow his brain out?
Witch magic.
Bad writing/plothole.
Gay as frick you dumb Black folk. He's skull would explide with guts flying everywhere. Wanda imploded his brain.
End of story.
if only he had someone to warn him that she was incredibly dangerous
Yeah IDK if Dr. Strange knew about the possibility of mouth deletion but they probably should've listened to him a bit more.
>Reed tells Wanda how they plan on beating her like a moron
Intimidation factor, plus overconfidence.
>Blackbolt yells even though he knows he no longer has a mouth like a moron
Panic. Plus he probably hoped the sound would burst a new mouth open rather than recoil and blow his brains.
Does Blackbolt have invincible skin or something? Also theres no way Blackbolt would have panicked and yelled. He would be so attuned to not making any sound at all at all times due to how dangerous his powers are. It would be the equivalent of a swimmer just randomly breathing underwater after a lifetime of swimming. You just intuitively know your bodies limits and capabilities. So stupid.
>Does Blackbolt have invincible skin or something?
Wanda made it so.
>It would be the equivalent of a swimmer just randomly breathing underwater after a lifetime of swimming.
He probably would if his legs disappeared while swimming in the open ocean.
This and i feel like unless he has the opening the effect wont work
Are you me? I remember thinking the exact same thing. I initially didn't even get that he died by screaming with no mouth because I didn't think it would make any sense for him to do that.
Based.
Yep, i think its obvious the writers just did it because it looks cool and gory but don't actually care about logic or the superhero genre in general. They actually could've easily solved this by making Blackbolt's eyes glow red have that red glow thing around his head implying that Wanda was mind controlling him to do it.
Wanda being evil I was done with the MCU after that they ruin all my favorite characters they gave star lord a sad ending too
>they gave star lord a sad ending too
Reuniting with his family is sad now?
He didn’t end up with gamora he was drinking alone sad in the beginning of the film
>Balder the Brave, Iron Monger, The Wasp, Killmonger Black Panther, Ghost Rider, Namor and Ikaris from Eternals were considered as Illuminati members
Wonder what their karmic deaths would be like.
They actually revealed some of them.
>Balder would get bewitched into impaling himself with his own sword mid-speech about how awesome he is.
>Iron Monger would get crushed inside his suit like a soda can.
>Wasp would literally get crushed to death between Wanda's hands.
The others I don't know, but I doubt they'd resist the chance to have Wanda tanking the Penance Stare like every other character they want to prop up by having Ghost Rider fight them.
>Wasp would literally get crushed to death between Wanda's hands.
The problem here is that the particles leave you as strong as a normal sized human.
Does anyone have the tiktok webm where wanda is being racist to the balck captain marve with the audio edited to have her saying black b***h
Racist Wanda?
what is the power ranking of this b***h she seems phoenix force tier of bullshit
Scarlet Witch goes deep
she is based on israeli Cosmic Biblical Myths, The prostitute of Babylon.
in a way on par with Phoenix Myth
>Black Bolt- Rich White Cis Hetero Male King
so stupid he blows up his own head with a panicked yelp
>Reed Richards - Sorta Rich White Cis Hetero Male
so stupid he announces blackbolts whole stratagem and then tries to grab a chaos magic b***h who can annihilate anything and gets turned to spaghetti slowly
>Captain Carter - White Cis Hetero Female
gets cut in half with her own shield after a bit of battle
>Professor X - Rich White Bisexual Disabled Male
gets neck snapped mid sentence like a dope
>Captain Marvel - BLACK LESBIAN "FEMALE" possibly troon
fights for a few min and gets defeated by a statue with no gory detail
They literally kill them in order of privilege and the more privileged the more pathetic the death.
>Bisexual
What?
Since when?