DC literally told Captain Marvel he was too much like Superman and had to leave until he literally did leave for 20 years, then they bought his corpse and puppeted it like this to make exactly the opposite of what they'd argued at court for a decade until his original publishers simply stopped publishing comic books because the legal costs didn't justify the level of sales they were getting, despite Captain Marvel having been more popular than Superman for many years. It's disgraceful.
I mean, in this case its a bit different.
Ralph literally only exists because DC completely forgot that they bought the rights to Plastic Man. That's the actual reason why he's always written as being adversarial to Plas; HE'S the one who's not necessary.
women dont rate men 1 to 10. youre either 1 or 10. they would frick you or they wouldnt. its men who rate like that. and men would frick even a 2 if nobody knew.
A lot of jokes are characters being serious but not to be taken seriously. Ralph and Sue are still very much in love but Ralph is considered not that impressive physically. Hard to compete with people like Superman.
Justice tried to give as many characters page time as possible. Usually these guys would job to a new threat or hang out in the background and never say anything. I've even seen Justice League arcs were characters disappear inexplicably half way through. The Rebirth Justice League vs Suicide Squad arc come to mind. In it Aquaman is only there to fight Killer Croc then the League jobs to Killer Frost and gets captured but I guess Waller just let Aquaman go home cause he is not with everyone else next issue. Anyway at the end of Justice Ralph apologized completing the plot point.
Maybe a sexually open ex-henchwoman. Plas needs someone that's okay with him being a flirt and pervert. Whether she's into it or it doesn't bother. Because being a pervert is part of his personality and the best love interests don't mess with a core feature of a character.
>Google Plastic Man's history for something to work with >Ex-Girlfriend Evil Business Woman Ruby Ryder >Maybe I can work with that >Google her >Pegging Mistress
I mean it was unrelated but it had me for a second. But running with that, maybe have it be the oppostie of Ralph and Sue. They're a goofy toxic couple that can't suffer any REAL consequences since they're so unserious but keep ending up together. Like Ruby is an evil backstabber but Eel is untouchable, unflappable, and ultimately useless to most her ends. They enjoy the thrill of eachother's company and banter but it'll inevitably end in a blowup until they're drawn back together.
Bring back Electra
All great suggestions
For me it should be either Ramona from The Brave And The Bold or Morgan from the 2004 Baker run.
Very sarcastic and bossy, always sick and tired of his ditzy himbo ass, yet somehow trusts and loves him more than anything.
Bonus points if they end up having kids (the more the merrier) or she somehow becomes Plastic Woman due to his incompetence.
>Google Plastic Man's history for something to work with >Ex-Girlfriend Evil Business Woman Ruby Ryder >Maybe I can work with that >Google her >Pegging Mistress
I mean it was unrelated but it had me for a second. But running with that, maybe have it be the oppostie of Ralph and Sue. They're a goofy toxic couple that can't suffer any REAL consequences since they're so unserious but keep ending up together. Like Ruby is an evil backstabber but Eel is untouchable, unflappable, and ultimately useless to most her ends. They enjoy the thrill of eachother's company and banter but it'll inevitably end in a blowup until they're drawn back together.
Ralph for being obtuse. It's a very obvious argument. You.
DC
DC literally told Captain Marvel he was too much like Superman and had to leave until he literally did leave for 20 years, then they bought his corpse and puppeted it like this to make exactly the opposite of what they'd argued at court for a decade until his original publishers simply stopped publishing comic books because the legal costs didn't justify the level of sales they were getting, despite Captain Marvel having been more popular than Superman for many years. It's disgraceful.
Frick DC.
I mean, in this case its a bit different.
Ralph literally only exists because DC completely forgot that they bought the rights to Plastic Man. That's the actual reason why he's always written as being adversarial to Plas; HE'S the one who's not necessary.
why do you people always b***h so much about DC's billy
>Frick DC.
That is correct.
Ralph
>If you're so smart, how did your wife get raped?
Plas could shapeshift into Dr. Light's form for maximum triggering
but then again, Identity Crisis never happened in the AlexRossverse
Alex Ross. Even before the JLI, weren't Ralph and Sue basically a comic version of the The Thin Man couple?
Her face shrunk
women dont rate men 1 to 10. youre either 1 or 10. they would frick you or they wouldnt. its men who rate like that. and men would frick even a 2 if nobody knew.
I'm pretty sure they are just messing with Ralph.
A lot of jokes are characters being serious but not to be taken seriously. Ralph and Sue are still very much in love but Ralph is considered not that impressive physically. Hard to compete with people like Superman.
A 4 in comics is an 8 in real life. Ralph still has a superhero body and typical rugged good looks.
Justice tried to give as many characters page time as possible. Usually these guys would job to a new threat or hang out in the background and never say anything. I've even seen Justice League arcs were characters disappear inexplicably half way through. The Rebirth Justice League vs Suicide Squad arc come to mind. In it Aquaman is only there to fight Killer Croc then the League jobs to Killer Frost and gets captured but I guess Waller just let Aquaman go home cause he is not with everyone else next issue. Anyway at the end of Justice Ralph apologized completing the plot point.
I didn't remember Plas actually apologizing, the closest I found was him greeting Ralph after his fight with Clayface
if i was ralph id be grabbing a pizza that black canary ass there's so many people around she probably wouldn't immediately notice
I ship it.
What comic is this ?
Justice by Alex Ross, Jim Krueger and Doug Braithwaite
DC
What's Woody Harrleson's problem?
The Ralph/Eel rivalry would be more interesting if they were both women.
They’re already catty with each other. It’d be hilarious to see how much more petty they would be if they were.
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I like their chemistry and rivalry in the Brave and the Bold cartoon.
Every single time they interact it's guaranteed kino heh
DKSA gets shat on a lot but it has some of my all-time favorite comic pages
if Ralph has Sue as his mainstay "perfect wife", then who should be Eel's permanent gf?
Maybe a sexually open ex-henchwoman. Plas needs someone that's okay with him being a flirt and pervert. Whether she's into it or it doesn't bother. Because being a pervert is part of his personality and the best love interests don't mess with a core feature of a character.
All great suggestions
For me it should be either Ramona from The Brave And The Bold or Morgan from the 2004 Baker run.
Very sarcastic and bossy, always sick and tired of his ditzy himbo ass, yet somehow trusts and loves him more than anything.
Bonus points if they end up having kids (the more the merrier) or she somehow becomes Plastic Woman due to his incompetence.
>Google Plastic Man's history for something to work with
>Ex-Girlfriend Evil Business Woman Ruby Ryder
>Maybe I can work with that
>Google her
>Pegging Mistress
I mean it was unrelated but it had me for a second. But running with that, maybe have it be the oppostie of Ralph and Sue. They're a goofy toxic couple that can't suffer any REAL consequences since they're so unserious but keep ending up together. Like Ruby is an evil backstabber but Eel is untouchable, unflappable, and ultimately useless to most her ends. They enjoy the thrill of eachother's company and banter but it'll inevitably end in a blowup until they're drawn back together.
Bring back Electra
Ralph was in the wrong. No one likes a nag.