Who is the greatest teenage daughter character in tv sitcom history?
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Who is the greatest teenage daughter character in tv sitcom history?
Who is the greatest teenage daughter character in tv sitcom history?
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Kelly Bundy
She can't be the greatest when I want to bang her mom first.
go to therapy
The fact that this is 90% of people's first thoughts means it's true, whether or not there's someone hotter
Yeah that's it.
Yup. Alternatively Topanga.
I would have gone with Kelly Kapowski.
It's obviously Mary from Seventh Heaven. Biel Mary, not replacement Mary.
No if it's anyone from 7H it's Ruthy
Trick question. This isn't a(n intentional) comedy.
Always thought she was gross. Maybe I'd tolerate her shitty attitude and stupid hair if her breasts were bigger.
thats why nineties loose jeans with tank top and straight bobbed hair Kelly Bundy is best Kelly Bundy
It isn't even close
And we're done here
i see girls like this everyday now and i have no idea where they have come from
They grow them in California and the great American Midwest.
fuuuuck my boomer parents made me watch Brady bunch growing up but I never noticed those fricking thighs on Marcia before hnnngggg
It's a good show
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
Built for big israeli producer beak
She's hotter now as an adult. I saw her in the Steve-O podcast and I liked her immensely.
gay
holly MOGGaroni
>holly MOGGaroni
Yeah, I remember watching that show growing up. The older daughter started out as the cute one; but she got progressively dowdier as Jodie just kept getting hotter.
pedo
>tfw attracted to girls in their prime
yes
11 and already a bawd
Many and I mean many such cases
I'm my experience from being a dad and around other families with kids if your daughter is going to be a bawd its already plainly obvious by 10/11. They've already learned how to use their bodies for attention by that point. Anyone who says otherwise just ignores the signs.
nike pro shorts
Why did my eyes think she had a bulge
you are homosexual simple as
It doesn't count, I was raped, my rabbi abused my family's trust, I was raped,my therapist said so
>It doesn't count, I was raped, my rabbi abused my family's trust, I was raped,my therapist said so
You're a redblooded male.
another one with 45° spinal tilt syndrome.
many such cases
I've always wondered what the source of those pics are. Not that I would ask. But maybe an anon would post a link. Coincidentally.
Don't be ageist you chud! The period is nature's way of telling you she's good to go and this one has clearly had her first.
I love bringing these classic epic memes back
cereal guy was one of the best
But it's 9gay
>aged 13-15
>nike pro shorts
>high top nikes/converses/af1s
>socks that only slightly pull above the shoes
>thin
>long hair
>buds
>braces
how can you know what shoes she is wearing?
sorry I was just describing my peak heba
i know i am but what are you?
Aww, you gunna cry about it?
That shirt is so tight I can see her belly button
Why do they dress like this? It's not like I want to be a pedo
>anon, it’s just comfy! There’s nothing sexual about it jeez, pervo.
And then your wife says “it’s just the style these days” and you’re screwed. Cry yourself to sleep.
I don’t think you know what that word means
Which episode?
saucenao doesn't give me anything
other than a 7yr old plebbit post
shopped
Al in Step by Step.
>tfw no qt tomboy gf
Based Stepper
Like wine.
This can't be real.
Cody was legitimately and legally moronic, right?
Patrick Duffy was known as the Butcher of Hollywood, allegedly for his love of freshly cut steaks.
DANA 4 EVAH
>3 abortions by age 18
can you blame them?
Should have been mine.
haunted house
shame she had to cut them off
WHAT THE FRICK AHHHHHHHHHHH FRICKING FRICKING FRICK
She has literally caused this man to have a menetal breakdown, how do actresses live with themsleves? creating all this lust and pent up energy?
Breast cancer is especially cruel to coomers.
I believe Maura Tierney also suffered a similar condition, and had a double mastectomy.
Alicia Witt in Cybill
The D-girl
worth watching for she??
Yeah it's crap but she's beautiful in it
Same deal with Caroline in the City
lea thompson is grade a cutie material
Frickin’ D-girl!
The 7th heaven ho, Jessica Biel
How do men with teenage daughters resist the urge?
you usually pump her one friend thats always over
If your fatherly instincts direct you to wanting to frick your daughter rather than fiercely protect her you are a busted and broken human being.
you act like these two things are mutually exclusive
nice virtue signaling, but you didn't answer the question
NTA but the answer is a your a fricked up pedo so you can't even imagine that a father would not want to have sex with his own daughter. Again, that's because you are a fricked up pedo from teh third world.
Really?
>not wanting to frick your daughter is virtue signaling
announcing that fact with sanctimony on an anonymous Black person flicking fetish forum absolutely is
not all of us are trying to fit in anon, this guy was just stating plain facts
>movie about time travel
>"UHMM AKSHYUALLY TIME TRAVEL ISN'T POSSIBLE I'M JUST STATING FACTS"
you're an idiot
kek ok, hope you manage to frick your daughter anon, glhf
Bum frick republican states and conservative countries in general. In-breeding is exclusively there for a reason.
Alabama amirite, hue hue hue
Good one
pedo
>whycontainit.jpeg
I assume as far as her friends go every single marginally attractive dad has fricked someone in their daughter's cohort.
Unless you mean actual incest then you avoid that by having a working brain.
bros before hoes, the gentleman pact indicates raising your daughter for other gentlemen knowing they are doing the exact thing for you
Why do people of your stripe ask this and, in the same breath, wonder why "women are prostitutes"? You degenerates always seem to tiptoe around this quandary.
They say that because they’re prostitutes. If teenage daughters dressed modestly and acted not like prostitutes it would be different.
So the teenager is responsible for supposedly luring these adult men? Pretty simple excuse for brain rotten perverts, I'm sure.
Yes? Teenagers are like people too. Very horny people usually. They’re just off limits because they’re so easy to frick with mentally.
>Teenagers are like people too
Underdeveloped in rational thinking and comprehending causality. No comparison can be made outside of the typical sicko's attempt at equating children and grown adults for the purpose of excusing thier sickness.
Yes but sometimes them do be acting sexy to arouse you. That’s just fact.
>they're just off limits because of feminist lobbying
It is not whorish if a girl has sex with her father, that is pure and virtuous
Having sex with strangers and frick bois and partying is degenerate though. One leads to a bonding relationship and teaches you about love and enjoying sex
the other teaches you to have casual flings with no satisfaction nor emotion
Women with fathers who love them and feel desire to frick them are amongst the happiest people in this world - and you know how true this is because this is not your case and you feel broken inside, chasing the next fling every week yet feeling empty
Protip: a lot of the times they didn't. Father/daughter incest was common prior to the development of religion. People were legit animals before Christ.
stfu christ-tard
I imagine being introduced to someone in the context of "clean this person's shit and piss for the next few years" kills any sexual desire for life
Yeeeaaa but she wasn't part of a family centric show and wasn't therefore 'the teenage daughter'
She had some wholesome scenes with her father in her bedroom.
>wholesome
redditor brainrot
my mans in the front row using all his power to resist getting a boner lmao
Nikki Cox from happily ever after. Don't look up what she looks like today though
Yes. They used to show reruns at 330 and if I ran home I could always catch the last 10 minutes in peace and quiet before anyone else got home. Buckets. Buckets, I tell you.
That show was so bad, I’m convinced the only reason why anyone watched it was because of her massive breasts.
She’s a completely terrible actress.
>Don't look up what she looks like today though
I did.
This is what peak female form looks like
she's only 14 you sick fricks
>sick frick 2
holy shit, the sequel to sick frick?
SHE WAS ONLY 14 YOU SICK FRICK TOO
Did everyone on Oz work in the LAW & ORDER DUNDUNDUN? It is hard to not see them as their respective Oz personas. Why is Keller assaulting that cello player?
You just know he raped her.
is that ned ryerson? death and dismemberment plan?
When I first saw this my head nearly exploded. USDA PRIME
none of these are recognizable actors
>Okay, in this scene the three prepubescent girls will all get topless and stand in a line rubbing their breasts
>Yes I'm a real screenwriter
It was a different time
Or just French.
it's always heigl holy shit
! She is my daughter not my loverrr
qt.
Cute young lady.
Mouthwatering young nymph. Simply exquisite. A fertile young e-girlta.
Breathtaking.
young girls want to be bawds so bad
I hate being ugly bros
You're handsome to me, anon.
I mean it's hard to beat Marcia when you know McCormick was as much of a coke fiend as Carrie Fisher was, banging crew on set and fans after the show's run had finished.
Cinemaphile spent a week sperging about this exact thing but with that Zendaya girl
cause zendaya is ugly and they are trying to convince us she's hot, meanwhile kelly bundy is actually attractive
manufactured outrage.
Get on my level
Her workout video was mostly sold to middle age men for a different type of workout.
>all those old fricks talking "subtly" about how they used to jerk off to this
i guess it's fine for them to talk about jerking off to teenage girls if you say it in past tense, but if you ever imply a teen looks good it's "YOU SICK FRICK" time, kek
normalgays are a good laugh
>like I said, eveything we did today, you can do over and over again
It's like she knew
I'm calling out starlord. He left earth before he and Alyssa were oldered so he's been fantasizing about a young girl so much he name his ship after her.
Would protect.
It's really hilarious how bad of an actor Arnold is.
hes german theyre all autistic
im in love with her
Begone demon!
Carmen
Yeah
What a fricking trick it was to make me think that's what latinas looked like.
She's Albanian
Peak hypergamy female
Alison Lohman in Tucker. Little me fell in love hard.
Darlene
brah
you wouldn't get it
grungy sloth femdom gf
I can’t believe David was impotent for this
My homie
kind of woman to bully you into success
Little older, hair down, alt qt
First tv crush for me, ISTP qt
Renee Olstead - Still Standing
Fricking right!
she has an onlyfans now
chocolate
Hilary >
I am late Gen X and well versed in television from multiple decades. Patrician taste.
Well this thread went to shit.
Seems fine to me.
why do cory and topanga let their daughter wear a loose choker?
Wasn’t a bawd choker yet.
why not?
girl meets world
I HAVE fapped to that slight outline of Sab's pussy
It's funny there's over 2000 photographs of the show on imdb.
lmao
Saturated with feet pics too
>daughter
That's a man
What show?
I miss pre arthoe Rowan so much bros
She got so skinny later on and never filled out
This is my vote as well, never would have watched without her
Low class bawds
mouthwatering hebes*
>that midsection
2 proud Disney graduates
I got a better ass than that b***h at the left
Larger, not better
I want children so bad for the absolute wrong reasons
*cheering and catcalling from audience intensifies*
Her daughter is an even cuter clone of her
Well Ever WAS cute, looks like she's turning into a bawd. Sad.
Unironically milla is doing that on purpose
People talk about grooming as the hot topic of internet pedophiles and then completely ignore the legit grooming that goes on documented in real time of celebs and their kids. If you watched Ever's timeline her mom having her dress like a hussy and booking her softcore porn shoots at 13/14 is the definition of grooming. I don't even need to get into the actual freak celebs that chemically castrate their kids before they even know what's going on to be part of a trend.
Yeah but sometimes they’re just brats
Indeed. It’s a real shame too since Ever seems like a sweet person
As usual, it is never straightforward. "Grooming" is just a tool to use against hetero men.
BIG MOUTH GOOOOD
Big mouth=big smile
Really cute but in no way is she better looking than her mom was.
Its hard to take this kind of moralizing seriously when it’s coming from an actual pedophile. I’d advise you to get straight before your family finds out what you are.
That's awful. Where's the timeline?
>Sad
What are you talking about?
Ever was a very cute and innocent bright eyed girl. Its just very sad when you watch that sapped away and then suddenly it's gone forever.
Long overdue
I'll take the "ugly" one if no one else wants her...
Sexy and funny. We don't get that these days.
that pic gave me hope during dark times, I always hoped she turned out smiling
wow so it WASN'T just a phase !
From 13 to 15. It's a long time for a girl, but not THAT long
Lmao I thought that it was like 12 to 30
Here's a wider pic where you can count the candles
Why did she write "N" on her chin?
so he knows where his balls slap against
She cute
You can tell a lot about this family just by the fact that the guy has a MTG cake. What kind of adult man is still being given cakes with pictures of his hobbies on by his parents? It tellls me that his parents never stopped treating him like a child and in so doing they stunted his development and turned him into the husk you see there. He could probably have been a funtioning human being if he'd had a less apathetic father to counter his overbearing mother.
t. knower
Stop describing me
could be worse
At this point you just need to beat your son until he’s numb.
An unironically heartbreaking picture.
>caring mother or father knows their sons hobby and gets him a cake
>takes a picture of him because they want to cherish the memory
>despite the fact that many may consider him a "failure" he is still loved very much unconditionally
you wouldnt get it
this man is not 23
Look at his progenitors. That's what a 23 year old looks like with those genes.
No, anon, he's mentally disabled and his parents are exhausted. Old man on the couch holding his head is not a meme, he's a tired dad
Pathetic. Chads have blue and green decks, not black and red and white decks.
Dude is just proud of his cake and is harming no one yet you buttholes have to tear him down. Some of you are worse than women I swear.
What did you get for your 33rd birthday?
CUTE
dawww it wasn't just a phase afterall, I hope we get to see her at 30.
>First pic:13 candles
>Second pic:15 candles
Yes, still a phase
She married Bobcat Goldthwait???
my christian tradwife (absolute dirty prostitute with me behind closed doors)
still got it btw
As long as she's someone else's daughter and not mine.
>tfw its not the late 70s and I don't have a bag of coke for marcia
Samantha Rone?
Unreliable anons have informed me that it must be a teenage girl from a "family oriented" show. So a slayer doesn't count, I guess.
Stargirl
Her nudes are disappointing.
Who is she? I don't recognize her.
Who?
Does it bother you that when you get a daughter, some other guy will take her virginity?
Every night I pray for a Stacy lesbian top or a psycho rapist with an Electra complex.
Virtually all girls have an Electra complex. Wanting a gay Stacy daughter just sounds like a coomer fantasy tbqh and you'd probably get monkey pawed where she shacks up some with dumpy boon or some shit for whatever reason.
I just don’t want my daughter penetrated and submissive to anyone. I think that’s just me being a good father.
this is purely delusion this cannot happen, you know deep down this is impossible, all roads lead to one end.
Not if I do it first.
>rape
You're supposed to form a loving, incestuous bond with your daughter. Fritzl was in the wrong.
>implying it was rape
He was defamed by the woke elite.
Daughters are for headpats, no man should ever go further than kissing his daughter on the lips, seriously, oral sex if she gets straight As maybe but NO penetration. That's fricked up.
Not even anal?
No anon your daughter's fartbox is for the man she will meet and give you grandkids with. Just not when she's getting it in her pooper.
>
Grandchildren won't spawn themselves.
Lie To Me's daughter was a premium cutie.
Claire Danes has the crazy eyes.
Redhead
AAARGH THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING HAVING TO LOOK AT MY ADOPTED LATINA DAUGHTERS loose CLOTHES I'M SO ANGRY DAMN IT!!!
begging for it
It's like you all aren't even trying
kino larson
God damn, was she ever not ugly?
theres a way to give this thread for daughter energy, but you know who is still lurking in the shadows
Pedos gotta die
Today I will remind them of Ellie from TLOU
man mccormick was something else. imagine doing coke and banging her
I stopped drinking coke
not many webms but still a nice thread in a long while
>it's a Marcia finds out Greg's been vaping episode
moving that boy up to the attic was a mistake
Great. DIDN'T WANNA CUM/!
>everyone in this board is at least 40 yo
Actually I'm 38. I was literally 18 when Cinemaphile was birthed.
This site was real cringe in it's early years. Positively reddit.
Now though you can't even post a combo. Too many people.
There's no winning.
I'm 28
Ten years too old but yeah not bad.
Vintage meme
it's two, but whatev
Punky Brewster
No Meg?
shocked the autistic jessica biel poster with 7th heaven didnt chime in