Who is the Metallica of Cinemaphile?
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Who is the Metallica of Cinemaphile?
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Old, washed up, and sellouts? Kevin Smith
>*casually blows the biggest musician in the world out of the water in 2023*
nothin personnel, millennial. Boomer rockers in the house tonight.
Metallica are Gen X you millennial homosexual.
Hey DAVE, How's remaster #728690 coming along? You sellout homosexual!
metallica are like just right at the cutoff for boomers but they are boomers. gen Xers were still all early teens in the 80s
Metallica are early stage Gen X. Kurt Cobain, the poster boy for Gen X was only a few years younger.
Boomer rock is more Van Halen
>Metallica are early stage Gen X
they're not. gen X starts roughly around 1965 and they were all born just before that. "boomer rock" spans more than just a couple years because baby boomers are from 1945-1964
James Hetfield is literally a boomer you zoomer mongoloid subhuman mutt. Besides, boomer is also a mindset, fricking newbie.
Holy frick Lars looks like absolute shit. He looks worse than his dad did in Some Kind of Monster wtf
>the biggest musician in the world
wait, what? By what metric?
The only reason anyone ever knows about metallica is because of stranger things.
>The only reason anyone zoomers know about metallica is because of stranger things
ftfy
James Cameron or Peter Jackson
great early work, soulless shit modern wokr
Steven Spielberg. Although really every director who made good stuff in the past makes garbage now, so they can all be Metallica.
Do you think they feed their bassists regularly?
Sopranos
I would say John Carpenter because the dude was dropping some instant classics in the 80's but fell off in the 90's and never really reclaimed his sense of badass style that he became known for
In the Mouth of Madness is good, though.
>most popular band of its genre
>started strong with some hit and misses in the 2nd half of their career
>devoted fan base
>talented
John Carpenter
i dunno but what is the film equivalent to this?
Cool Runnings
Please explain
>my ship isn't coming and I just can't pretend
>who is the best band in the world of Cinemaphile
Erm, no such thing exists
He's not a good drummer.
He really isn't.
And their success?
You know what? A lot of it based off of me.
He wasn't wrong.
Childhood is thinking Dave Mustaine was making splashy comments
Adulthood is realizing he was almost always right.
Dave built his entire career off of constantly reminding people he has writing credit on Kill Em All. He is still a talented musician, don't get me wrong, but he also acts like the entire thrash metal genre isn't just the same set of recycled riffs, but slightly tweaked, unless it directly relates to him. Not to mention he can't seem to keep a consistent lineup due to either firings on a whim or other band members finding him difficult to work with.
>WHADDA'YA MEAN I'M KICKED OUT OF THE BAND? TELL ME SOMETHING: I STILL ROYALTIES, RIGHT?
this is the kind of people who believe the premise that if the beatles disappeared a poo would become the world's biggest star by just playing the songs and not putting in the years of touring it took for them to be that beloved
how's that cancer treating you dave
Megadeth fanboys giving all the credit for Metallica's success to Dave when he wrote like four songs total on their first two albums will never not be funny.
Im pretty sure dave mustaine has aspergers. His interviews are so embarrassing, "yeah well ive got 10 blackbelts and wrote all their music and i could kick their asses and im still b***hing about them while they barely acknowledge me but i dont care".
Megadeth suck ass. They have 1 good album.
Nice story. Tell it to Reader's Digest.
Nice lyric
Why is the queer on the right wearing lipstick?
You answered your own question
Taxi (TV Series 1978-1983)
Star Wars
Star Wars. Because past the first 3 movies it sucks. Like Metallica, past ...And Justice For All
But Metallica was never good. Don't fricking @me you poser homosexuals. Listen to Slayer.
>Overrated band that no one outside America listens to?
The Big Bang Theory
>no one outside America listens to?
??? metallica has been setting attendance records in foreign countries for longer than you've been alive kid
>Metallica's hit songs like Enter Sandman and ...............erm.........ummmm..............I could go on and on
Metallica never even had a number single in america
Enter Sandman
Wherever I may roam
Fuel
I Disappear
St. Anger
Shut your fricking mouth zoomer.
Forgot The memory remains.
I'm 3rd wave Generation X. Watch your fricking mouth kid. The adults are talking.
I know this is bait but i saw them twice in June as part of the no songs repeater thing and 100,000 people knew every song from both set lists
Their 1991 self titled album is literally the highest selling album of the last 30 years. That shit was absolutely massive
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There is no way I wouldn't slap the little homosexual for doing this no matter how deep my alcoholism/rehab progress
The Simpsons
They're old, have some kino moments but nobody cares about them nowadays.
Metal is gay and only liked by dorks. Like Star Trek
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Death shits all over Fuddtallica. Kirk and James can't play for shit compared to Chuck. Robert Trujillo is a waste of talent in that band.
go back to your /metal/ containment thread
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>This album is the Nirvana "Smells like Teen Spirit" of heavy metal. It brought heavy metal to its knees, and castrated it mightily. It is, then, by definition, the most damaging, counterproductive, and overrated LP ever to be released. Even standing it up on its own, and not letting it poison the minds of those that came after it, I wouldn't even put it in the top 10 most influential thrash releases of 1986... it's easily killed by the unholy trinity of Darkness Descends, Reign in Blood, and Pleasure to Kill, which pushed the envelope of metal in three different, related directions. It's not anywhere nearly as enjoyable as expatriate Mustaine's Peace Sells, which was technically brilliant and a whole barrel of fun too, or as dark as Possessed's sophomore effort, or Sepultura and Sodom's full-length debuts. It's not nearly as punk-as-fun as Nuclear Assault's first. Then I could throw in fifteen, if not fifty, other backwash thrash LPs that did nothing for the genre as far as influence goes, but are still a whole frickload more enjoyable than this one.
was he right?
>This album is the Nirvana "Smells like Teen Spirit" of heavy metal. It brought heavy metal to its knees, and castrated it mightily.
>Was he right?
No, nu-metal did that 10-ish years later.
No. MoP, Orion, Disposable Heroes, Sanitarium and Battery are legit great
Peace sells is good and so are some of that other stuff too but Mop just hits different
The album is better when viewed outside the confines of the metal genre
Metallica are the best band in the world and I'm tired of pretending theynre not
Hetfield is like 70
he just turned 60
The only things I know about Metallica is them trying to take down Napster, and how everyone says they're metal for pussies. So they're either Disney or Netflix.
Kirk.
Kirk.
Kirk.
Kirk.
Kirk.
Kirk.
Rob is wasting his talent in Metallica
Mike and the Mechanics is the best band.
Big Bang Theory.