Who is the most pointless "main" character in all of Star Trek?

Who is the most pointless "main" character in all of Star Trek?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trip Tucker

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      As far as engineer characters (that are worth mentioning) go
      scotty>obrien>geordie>trip>hemmer>torres
      the lamest part of Trip was his romance with Tpol but even that was better than the slop we got with Torres/Tom

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hemmer
        Go away.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black person, no way obrien outranks mr le forge.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only way a Mick NCO can outrank me
          Is when O'Brien's dick BO flanks me
          That's right, he's rank, the gas from his tank
          makes neurazine seem so keen, take that to the bank
          And offer a slip for the Golden Exchequer
          Told O'Brien 'take a break,' found Keiko and wrecked her
          Hit her arboretum, and plucked her ornamental pen
          Deflowered by the power of an officer and gentleman
          Cause officers have privilege above the enlisted
          That's how the botanist I kissed agreed to be fisted
          So don't you ever claim that Miles has authority
          I've got the pips, the lips, the trips, and all the seniority

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            NBA Blindboy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're not worthless. They're relentlessly handsome.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chakotay

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chakotay at least serves to remind Janeway of Starfleet protocol when she wants to go rogue. Kim is a waste of space.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I watched it two years ago. Was he starfleet originally or just Marquis?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He left starfleet to join the Maquis. He talks about going to the academy.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Alright thanks. I do think it's unlikely a man who committed treason for his ideals would focus on regulations.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's probably just because Janeway made a big deal about him giving too much leeway to the other Maquis. He's not gonna cut Janeway any slack if he can't go easy on his BFFs Belanna and Seska.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chakotay felt like the safe Starfleet officer while Janeway was the hothead rebel.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well chakotay had to behave and make peace with Starfleet to get back home. Janeway has to learn the hard way that some planets are just not worth talking to.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That black guy in ENT. No one who sees this post will be able to remember his name.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna say it was Junebug

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was that guy who would sit up in the corners of rooms with low gravity

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s a boomer.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS I TOTALLY WOULD'VE REMEMBERED HIS NAME YOU CAST A SPELL ON ME

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably a technomage.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hes literally that same black guy in Galaxy Quest

      >PEDAL TO THE METAL, COMMANDER!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Galaxy Quest
        Kino

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was a black guy in ent? He mustve had no lines.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was a space boomer.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I looked him up. Im pretty embarrassed I forgot about him but yeah his storyline never really concluded in anything.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            He’s an allegory for Enterprise as a whole.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I probably have shit taste but I enjoyed enterprise just fine.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, it’s comfy and the last good Star Trek show

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I liked enterprise overall, season 3 and 4 were both good and it should have kept going. The season 4 arc of the different races coming together to find out who is attacking them all is very relevant today.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Travis.
      And he's a fine character he just didn't get a lot of spotlight.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That black guy in ENT. No one who sees this post will be able to remember his name.

        Anyone not named Archer, Trip or T'Misc was effectively written out after season 2

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not really a bad thing though. TOS was a 3 man show as well.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Malcom had his moments in S4.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Phlox stayed pretty consistently relevant.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Travis Merryweather? .

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Travis. The only reason I remember is because the one black friend in our neighborhood was also named Travis

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is fricking with me why can't I remember his name? I see people saying Travis but that doesn't sound right, is it??

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Travis something. I think Mayweather but I might be wrong. He was the helmsman and his family were space truckers who were more interesting in one episode then he in four seasons.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lieutenant Laredo

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        PEDAL TO THE METAL COMMANDER

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I swear I did not look at the tread, no cheating..... Im gonna try to remember the entire casts names

      >Captain Archer
      >T Pol
      >Trip
      >Hochi
      >Flox

      I actually dont remember the security guys name either. The british dude. Im gonna guess the british guy is like a K name, like a Kelso or Connor. I think the black guy had a black name, also like a Kelso or a Trayvon.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was Trayvon
        Ensign Trayvon Startrek

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hochi

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was not a great actor or the writers just didn’t give him any good role to play. The ensigns they kill off on TNG got better content than Travis. He was just kind of there for support. But I’ve definitely thought of this before, how he’s probably the most undeveloped Star Trek character ever.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember the black guy. Remember when he called zero G: "being back in the womb" like a weirdo.
      Thats the only thing I remember him doing on the show.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black Stickman

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      His single character trait is to tell everyone he's 'been in space' before, as pointed out by that homosexual israelite reviewer, whose name I ironically forget too.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing I can remember about the episode involving his family is that it exists.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I remember his family was a long line of freighters and he left for Starfleet like a nerd!

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I honestly don´t know if to commend you for remembering even that. But at least you have a better memory than me.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I liked ENT and I liked most of the cast, that said I dont remember much about it except for some very specific episodes.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >jojojo mislim da nas je pogodio torpidou

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      My mom thinks he's sexy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ensign DeQuandius Jackson, or something.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    TOS: Sulu
    TNG: Crusher
    DS9: Jadzia
    VOY: Kim
    ENT: The black guy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sulu
      Not until the movies when Chekov becomes a real character.
      >Crusher
      Crusher is a lame character but the doctor will always be necessary. Troy is completely useless.
      >Jadzia
      It's Quark's moron brother or Sisko's moron son.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hating on based Rom
        you should be ashamed of yourself

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rom is a billion times better than Jake. Jake fricking socks. Worse than Wesley (which I assume is the Crusher they meant)

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jake sucked sure but hes not as bad as wesley.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Whiny journalist Jake is much worse than Wesley.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm going to disagree.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I preferred the doctor they replaced Crusher with. Forgot her name though.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          She was a c**t to Dat-uh though

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pulaski was just McCoy with breasts.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's Quark's moron brother
        This is a Rom board. have a nice day.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Crusher is a lame character but the doctor will always be necessary. Troy is completely useless.
        Yeah but Troy has le booba.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          gates wins on foot game

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Teepo has big logical fake breasts

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      TOS: Sulu
      TNG: Troi
      DS9: Jake
      VOY: Kes
      ENT: Mayweather

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Accurate

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DS9: Jadzia
      They at least fix Dax and turn her into a fun character half way into the show. I really don't think DS9 has a bad main cast member. Some might argue Jake but the writers knew to only use Jake when necessary, and I think the fact that he doesn't become a Star Fleet officer was really interesting. He's also a fun kid instead of some boring stuffy genius.

      She was a c**t to Dat-uh though

      Initially but she quickly becomes his greatest advocate. In Penpals she's the one that asserts he has feelings when the others are discussing the situation and she was the one that argued Data was showing emotions in Peak Performance. Pulaski is a great character because she pushed and prodded for the main cast to grow. Crusher is really bland, and her episodes are easily the worst of the series. Bringing her back was a downgrade.

      • 4 months ago
        Machine Jerk

        I like Jake's stuff with Nog. Plus he grew up alright considering his dad's a nutjob.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Fun character
        She went from "I know everything" *smirk*
        To "boy I LOOOVE alien wiener, especially Worfs" *smirk*
        Terrible butch actress, never felt like an officer, never did anything interesting.
        Shit tier character, DS9s worst

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crusher isn’t pointless. She has to change Wesley’s diapers.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish Crusher never came back after season 2, Pulaski was so much better

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        This tbh

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        This tbh

        Pulaski was just gender swapped bones as a minor side character.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's how it started off sure but we will never see what was to become of her. She was way more charming and way more involved in comparison to Beverly. But thinking about it now, there would probably be a lot less rape episodes.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >pulaski was a great character
          yes thats what we're saying

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        pulaski was so fricking annoying I literally can't watch season 2 because of her

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          They tried to make her a new Bones as a cantankerous old doctor who disagrees with the logical one (Spock, Data) but the conflict never went anywhere interesting and Gates was just easier on the eyes.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never before has a list been so reddit moronic
      TOS: Aroura. Token black woman who does literally nothing but please genes fetishes
      TNG: Troi, everyone forgets she does sweet frick all for 7 seasons with a token role to please genes fetishes
      DS9: Gene is dead so they dont need women to please him. Bashier is a piece of shit who does nothing useful for the entire shows run.
      VOY: The entire cast was a waste of space. Kim, Pedolix, Jerkotay, anyone in engineering. If its not a 7 gets suplexed by The Rock style episode dont even bother watching.
      ENT: Pilot black guy at least drove the shuttle around. The asian chick on the radio just gets abducted every episode and raped by the bug people, which is my fetish so i liked it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        ENT began airing just a few months after VOY's finale. But, the gap between those two shows feels larger. Because they're in two different eras of television. Maybe it's just because ENT is 16:9, it seems more modern. But I think VOY is old school, episodic, monster of the week. Whereas, ENT's contemporaries are the Sopranos and the Wire. Television had fundamentally changed. And it's pretty obvious that ENT leaned into that change. The look and feel of the show, morally grey. Serialisation. But, a big part of The Sopranos and The Wire. And almost every 'Golden Age of Television' show that came after them. Is that those shows all had large casts of minor characters. Great for immersion and fleshing out the show's world. But, that's one aspect of the era that ENT didn't embrace. To the show's detriment. Hoshi and Travis are barely characters. They have like one episode each in the entire series where they're the main character. ENT would've been better if they had like a dozen crewman who the audience recognised and had personalities. DISCO did the exact same mistake. Which is even more egregious. Because they had 15 years to figure that out.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I doubt you even watched the show. Nearly everything you say about it is wrong, and obviously so.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jadzia is worse than Jake, Jake had one (1) good episode.

      Would DS9 be better if Curzon Dax was alive during the series?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jadzia wasn't pointless. She made Worf worse and was hot.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bones

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not Neelix

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Original Series
    > Chekhov
    The Animated Series:
    > Sulu
    The Next Generation
    > Troi
    Deep Space Nine:
    > Jake Sisko
    Voyager:
    >Neelix
    Enterprise:
    >Mayweather
    Discovery
    >The entire frickin' cast, and the purple Klingons
    Strange New Worlds
    >Ortega
    Lower Decks:
    >Rutherford
    Picard
    Jurati

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mixing corporate fanfic with real trek
      Go away.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Corporate trek
        wtf are you talking about?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Take you NuTrek shit and shove it up your ass.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            bump

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idk troi made sense as a member of the crew, mediating negotiations, discussions, and arguments by using her empath abilities. Wesley is the stereotypical choice, but it's still the right one. He wasn't even the fish out of water to explain things to the audience to because he knew everything. He was just there to be the best thing ever and you had to like it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The real TNG answer is Tasha Yar.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Having a counsellor for the ship crew itself should've been standard seeing trough what shit they all go trough on a daily basis. I seem to remember that both Sisko and Janeway complained about not having one for their crews until Ezri showed up and the Doctor started working as one from time to time.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Making Troi telepathic was never used because a large amount of conflicts involved deception which a real telepath would have detected immediately. Saying "he's hiding something" is all she does and then nobody does anything because it's such a vague accusation. Troi is for T&A and giving generic advice.

        The answer for every show after Enterprise is "all of them".

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The most pointless main character on TOS was Janice Rand who was mercifully written out halfway through S1

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          big Rand fan??

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >shows up in the movies and Voyager looking like a sloppy wreck

        Mogged so bad by Pulaski and Majel.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've fricked worse hags

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're all pointless. The entire show revolved around Kirk, Spock, and McCoy. Scotty got some characterization because of his ability and role, but Shatner liked to steal his lines.

        Everyone else was completely replaceable, including Sulu who was literally replaced by Chekov so Takei could star in the Green Berets.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          At least they have established jobs and duties kek Rand would just walk onto the bridge to hand Kirk his coffee at the end of the episode then be given equal billing to DeForest Kelley

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Used to know a girl who was the exact same phenotype and acted the exact same way as the character. Cracks me up to this day every time I see Rand on TOS. Especially when she gets mad it's fricking uncanny.

            She'd never watched Star Trek and I never told her what I was laughing at.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ANY of the OCs in Picard.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      nobody but you watched this

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        My dad and his wife and both her daughters and their husbands did

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder how it would have gone if they had gone with the original idea of Kim being who goes instead of Kes.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they had kept Kes, she probably would have gotten some of the Seven plots and Tom Paris would have gotten the Kim plots. So Seven is less interesting and Tom is worse. Overall, worse for the show I think.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder the only reason he wasn't killed off and removed from the show is because Wang got named to some stupid "sexiest man" list

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was hot. It was a good call because Kes was really boring.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ocampa only get interesting after hitting the wall.
          https://archive.vn/cHf9d

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jennifer Lien was a problem when it came to spirit gum too. She was apparently allergic and its why Kes had long hair to hide her ears. Most of the crew was protective over her issues, but it was still problematic at times. Wang was never an issue, so that also saved his job.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          That episode where she came back was weird. It felt almost mean spirited.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kes comes back with fury to rip apart Voyager because it ruined her life.
            Nothing 'almost' about it

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              The conclusion of that 'sode is funny. Because Voyager did not ruin her life. And Janeway reminds her like 'uh, Kes. You misremember. You don't actually hate us. We're your friends. You like us'. And Kes is all like 'Whoops, my mistake. Sorry for almost murdering you all. Bye'.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                to be fair this is what the cast periodically has to tell Jennifer Lien after a meth binge and stint in prison for exposing herself to livestock

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You call that funny but I'm guessing she got written out and shat on cause she refused to blow somebody.
                My porn headcanon treats her better than the actual show

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Depends how drunk she was by S4. Seven of prostitute was fricking either Berman or Braga. Kim really should have been the one to be fired, everyone hated him.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I liked kim! The only person in that crew I didnt like was probably Tom but only because he was full of shit sometimes.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shut up, Garrett

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tom is the best.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                nick*

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You just replied to me and that's literally my name. Scared me for a second. Then I realised I am moronic and you're referring to Nick Lorcano.

                >heres that first year cadet I was telliing you about

                That a VOY screencap. Not TNG. Tom is canonically like 30.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shut up, Garrett

                Well it's not that I dont like tom I just like him the least, but he got some klingon pussy that in itself is pretty based.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Now do it in haiku form.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I dislike tom the pilot.
                But he got klussy.
                That in itself is truly based.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I am also glad Locarno finally got his shit together.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I like everything about Tom.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                My problem with him is he gets a bit too uppity, janeway is too kind to not put that fricker back in his place.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tom with the SS Eww

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't mind the Guinan/Q shit, but I didn't like getting totally blue-balled on it. I don't know if they did anything later about it books or nuTrek, but that shit is literally not my problem.

                TNG writers only had to give us something a little more, not tell us everything, but to leave that shit hanging like Picard wasn't even curious? Frick off.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm pretty sure TNG writers didnt give a frick about whoopi and it wasnt until that time travel episode with her and data where they came up with all the bullshit backstory. As far as I'm aware theres nothing else expanding on it.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >heres that first year cadet I was telliing you about

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Star Trek is about the main trio, the other crew members are not that important.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >main trio
      Captain, commander and doctor?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        i meant TOS, kirk spock mccoy

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It falls apart because TNG, DS9, and VOY don't fit the pattern.

        TNG: Picard, Data, Riker or Worf
        DS9: Sisko, Dax, and Kira (Dax is less important than Odo, Quark, O'Brien, and Bashir)
        VOY: Janeway, Chakotay and Tuvok (Tuvok is less important than Seven and EMH)

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          DS9's main trio is Kira, Dukat, and Kira's Mom's Cheeks

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          TNG: Picard, Data, Worf
          DS9: Sisko, Kira, Odo
          VOY: Janeway, Seven, EMH

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          TNG: Picard, Data, Worf
          DS9: Sisko, Kira, Odo
          VOY: Janeway, Seven, EMH

          >VOY
          Neelix is the best officer on that whole ship. And he was a good friend too

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Naomi tells Neelix the unfrozen alien kids were making fun of him
            >He just shrugs it off and says sometimes people aren't nice.

            Made me feel bad for hating him.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            homie, any sane captain would've jettisoned Neelix out of the nearest airlock after the first five minutes with him.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kylo Ren

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jar Jar Binks

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >meesa no hava booba!
      Jar Jar would be cancelled today.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neelix.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Naomi Wildman is definitely the most pointless Voyager character. She exists purely to make Neelix and Seven more likeable by contrast

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No Naomi and that Borg girl they rescued episode about the kids exploring voyager during a crisis like that one TNG episode where picked and the others are de-aged and boarded by Ferengi
        Missed opportunity. Closest we got was the ghost story episode but Naomi wasn't even there

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Naomi Wildman is Wesley Crusher done right.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          is the though

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I liked Naomi and her mom. It was good to have more realistic type characters that aren’t super heroes or brainiacs. Or do single workings moms trigger you?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOU SHUT YOUR FRICKING MOUTH AND IF YOU EVER SAY ANOTHER BAD WORD ABOUT MY FRIEND NEELIX I'LL PULL YOUR FRICKING FACE OFF

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >watch Voyager as a kid
      >Neelix is my third favorite character after after the Doctor and Tuvok
      >rewatch Voyager in my 20s
      >Neelix is the most annoying homosexual I've ever seen and want him off my screen whenever he appears

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        wait until your 30s. you'll relaize neelix was the hart and soul of voyager. and a good friend, too

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neelix is annoying during the early seasons with Kes, but I like him as the show goes on.

      >No Naomi and that Borg girl they rescued episode about the kids exploring voyager during a crisis like that one TNG episode where picked and the others are de-aged and boarded by Ferengi
      Missed opportunity. Closest we got was the ghost story episode but Naomi wasn't even there

      In general the kids were a missed opportunity. There's an entire episode about how they don't want to leave Seven and Voyager, and then they just leave Voyager (minus best boy Icheb).

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        the entire show felt plagued with missed opertunities
        >the captains yacht on the belly of voyager that never once gets used
        >final episode is a 2 part that just ENDS abruptly with them making it back to earth and absolutely zero conclusion

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I agree. The show really needed a better showrunner to keep shit straight.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Geezers idea of a smash and grab is breaking into the window of a patient in a nursing home with dementia and stealing their adult diaper and eating the contents all on your sprint to the getaway vehicle. We need more angry geezers with zero social lives writing essays about tv shows from fourth years ago. We need them to get serious. It’s time to eat shit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think you're making fun of us but that was so funny I had to updoot it

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeoman Rand.

    Apparently, a Yeoman is just a secretary, formerly a steward? All she ever did was be a damsel in distress.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Who is the most pointless "main" character in all of Star Trek?
    They guy who stuck wings on a nuclear-powered submarine.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zeppelin wienerring?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Great, now I'll never not be able to call him that for the reset of my life. The Phoenix will forever be piloted by Zeppelin wienerring in my mind... butthole

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kim is a character for the show just for the Tom & Harry dynamic alone

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in an alternate universe we never got Worf because the big security officer had to be a woman

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember reading once that in the early scripting phase they would give Tasha things to do and then they'd remove as much of it as possible by the final draft.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tasha in early draft was suppose to be the love interest of data helping him better understand is humanity but the main actress hated it and decide to quit the show instead.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know that feel bro

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn’t realize Jessie Gender cameo’d in Lower Decks!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's v unfair that Denise Crosby QUIT halfway through the first season. But, they still let her come back and gave her some pretty good parts in some great 'sodes. But they didn't bring Diana Muldaur back. Not even once. Like, it would've been fun if the crew needed doc Pulaski's help. Because of some space disease. And she has a nice little reunion with them all. And she says to Data 'don't look at me in the eyes, you fricking toaster. You will never be a person. A RAT is a million times closer to being a person than you will EVER be'. Some of that classic Pulaski banter.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are just trying to bait me into posting this goddess in her prime.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you ignore the old lady bobbed mullet perm. She's still attractive in TNG. The haircut added a decade at least. She was only 50-years-old. Same age as Jeri Ryan in Picard.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            She'll always be hot to me because of her TOS roles.
            I'd still bang her today if she's still alive, and I'd brag about it too.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I unironically prefer Polanski to Crusher

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is /TREK/ dead now? What happened to the general?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trek died the moment the studio didnt fight for the control of their own ip to akiva goldsmith he still as a contract for like 3 movies and twice as many show.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy. He didn't even have the decency to be a real person. Crew member my ass, homie you more make-believe than Henrietta Pussycat

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is kind of frightening what happens to VOY in the end.
      It is just a cartoon for the EHM and 7 to have wacky adventures in.
      Him being denied human rights was so kino.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It is just a cartoon for the EHM and 7 to have wacky adventures in.
        I've been watching Voyager on Pluto here and there lately and I noticed this. I never watched the show in full from start to finish but by season 5 there's a good chance an episode will be about Seven or The Doctor.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          She was really REALLY hot, and he had all the personality since there was a literal mandate making the main crew as boring as possible to make the aliens stand out.
          The best part is knowing it made Mulgrew furious. She was a legit whatever wave feminist and some 10/10 bombshell married to a politician waltzes in and steals her limelight.
          Watch the later seasons, Mulgrew is SEETHING in every interaction.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jeri Ryan has mentioned that no one was happy about her being on set when she began, but Mulgrew held the grudge longest. Jeri Ryan was brought in to replace Jennifer Lien, but they all knew she was being marketed as the new face of the show. She had a lot of screentime even in episodes that weren't about her. The funny thing is that Voyager never really recovered in the ratings even after Seven's introduction, and ultimately it had lower ratings than DS9 did, but Seven almost certainly kept them from going down more and I think she's the reason Voyager is more recognized by the general public than DS9. Back when it was airing all my friends would watch Voyager just to gawk at Seven of Nine.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              And they gave her to Chakotay of all people

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think Chakotay was paired with every woman but Kes at some point.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I used to straight up jerk off to her on screen when it was airing live. I was in the prime of my puberty and she was the hottest thing I had ever seen at that point.

              I think Chakotay was paired with every woman but Kes at some point.

              He had Riker swag sometimes. Like he knew he could be bending Janeway over a bulkhead and just never did it to keep himself in the dominant position with her. Bro gave zero fricks about anything but whatever felt morally right at the time.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I used to straight up jerk off to her on screen when it was airing live. I was in the prime of my puberty and she was the hottest thing I had ever seen at that point.
                I hadn't started jerking off at that point but I'm pretty sure most of my friends were. Also Seven of Nine's toys are some of the few that went up in value.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Also Seven of Nine's toys are some of the few that went up in value.
                for hot glue reasons or for weird political reasons given what she was attached to?

                >The funny thing is that Voyager never really recovered in the ratings even after Seven's introduction, and ultimately it had lower ratings than DS9 did
                ds9 was syndicated and among that era of star trek it had the sharpest ratings decline and second least watched finale. voy as a network show was the best ratings performance after tng.

                VOY got pre-empted by wrassling sometimes and that hurt their viewership since there was virtually 0 overlap in audiences.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is funny how if you look up old Trek memorabilia, on like ebay or whatever. Most of the '80s / '90s+, even still 'new in box', stuff is selling for less than the original sticker price. Its worth hasn't even kept up with inflation. Sort of like Beanie Babies. Marketed as 'collector's items'. So speculators bought the merch in bulk. Planning to probably sit on it for a few years and then sell for a profit once the price went up. But the price never went up. because too many people also had that same idea. Now there's more old merch than there are Trek fans. Vintage TOS merch probably did rise in value. That's why they though TNG would too. But, TOS was more rare. Because the toys were bought by kids who actually played with them and destroyed them and out grew them and threw them out. But TNG+ toys were bought by collectors and speculators who never took them out of the box.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Darmok has seen some shit

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Swolecard on the left

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >The funny thing is that Voyager never really recovered in the ratings even after Seven's introduction, and ultimately it had lower ratings than DS9 did
              ds9 was syndicated and among that era of star trek it had the sharpest ratings decline and second least watched finale. voy as a network show was the best ratings performance after tng.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's weird that VOY got somewhat more self-serious as it went along yet simultaneously more wacky and loopy. Peak comfort TV imo.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    John Luke

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone on ENT since it was all just made up bullshit for the most part.

    The most correct answer for old trek is Pike himself.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Token Yellow? xD

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TOS
    Only Kirk, Spock, and McCoy are really main characters and they are all pretty essential.
    >TNG
    Worf in the first season.
    >DS9
    Definitely Rom. Jake and Nog are very good and not pointless at all. Jake is the emotional anchor for Sisko and Rom’s arc is incredible.
    >VOY
    Harry Kim, Seven of Nine, Neelix, Neelix’s girlfriend in the first couple of seasons, pretty much everyone really the entire show is pointless.
    >ENT
    The show quickly becomes just about Archer, Trip, and T’Pol. Everyone else wasn’t really that well developed.

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I began watching Startrek when TNG was still running. Loved DS9 when it came out. Had high hopes for Voyager when it was launched but dropped it after first season bc I didnt like the captain and bc I missed the setting, the shared universe between shows. And now, 72 years later, I am looking back and Voyager, while I still didnt see the whole show, seems like part of the golden era. Oh boy I'm so sad abot Startrek. ENT was cook, but it didnt feel connected either. I would have loved it so mnuch if they would have just kept building the TNG/DS9 universe forever

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The name of the place, being fricking useless

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Look all im saying is if we can't see the xenos
      >We simply nuke the whole area

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Too bad the second time it was really not that effective.

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Worf. The biggest Jobber in the quadrant.

    My problem with Trek is once they introduced the positronic brain, it would be the end of Starfleet as presented. It would be built in to entire ships to control everything with split second precision immensely altering and thus the construction of ships. No more need for sentient life to go out and explore. Just relay communications with FTL buoys, or superluminal communication hubs. As the ships grow smaller and smaller until you have the power of a Constitution class starship in the size of a runabout.

    Even during Borg engagements they would be revered as gods by entire cubes and the queen herself.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stupid post, Worf being a jobber didn't make him pointless, being the crew's jobber WAS the point. That's an important role whenever you need to establish something as a physical threat.

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never watched it.

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    what was the purpose of this character?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >to give Whoopi Goldberg a recurring role on Star Trek because she wanted it
      Right now she's probably hypocritically arguing 'muh magic Black' characters am bad on the View because that's the CURRENT THING at the moment

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Elaborate, I dont watch the view or care about diversity hires.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whoopi was always generally well-liked and considered funny back in the day before they'd applaud any Black person for anything. Her character in the Patrick Swayze movie 'Ghost' was particularly well-liked despite her being an ugly nog b***h.
          tl:dr:
          >Patrick Swayze is a ghost trying to solve his own murder
          >Whoopi is a fraud psychic shocked to discover she can actually hear ghosts and her mother wasn't lying about the women in her family being able to
          >hilarity ensues
          Good movie if you haven't seen it. She wins award for her part. Is well treated in her career. Only to be a total Lefty BLM-supporting fat c**t later on cackling hen 'muh Nazi Trump' show 'The View'.

          This:

          Whoopi Goldberg was a big Star Trek fan. Who asked to be in TNG. And the producers were very happy to do that. Because she was also starring in Hollywood movies at the time. So they created a character for her who could easily be written in or out of the script, depending on her availability. If she couldn't make it, they'd rewrite her lines to be Troi's. If needed. Creating a coherent backstory or motivation for the character was secondary to just having Whoopi in the cast. And the promotion that would bring.

          Also was generally well-received.

          Then latest anti-white shit is 'muh magic Black' narrative where Hollywood would have non-whites play roles where some POC has 'spiritual' insight that helps the white hero, (not really a thing the way they claim, but that's the narrative). So character Whoopi Goldberg begged to play on Star Trek, (and presumably had a lot of input into), could be described that way, so what is she going to say about it now? Probably claim she was 'almost raped' into doing it by old white men is my guess.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        she is a mega troll who wrote blackface jokes for ted danson.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whoopi Goldberg was a big Star Trek fan. Who asked to be in TNG. And the producers were very happy to do that. Because she was also starring in Hollywood movies at the time. So they created a character for her who could easily be written in or out of the script, depending on her availability. If she couldn't make it, they'd rewrite her lines to be Troi's. If needed. Creating a coherent backstory or motivation for the character was secondary to just having Whoopi in the cast. And the promotion that would bring.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If she couldn't make it, they'd rewrite her lines to be Troi's
        If they already had Troi why would they need Giunan?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Diversity hire who would in theory pull in more viewers to trek, but they forgot only nerds watch trek and even less people watch trek now.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Her empathic powers were limited and lame and her role as a counselor/therapist/psychiatrist would have tonally conflicted with the mystical magical role they needed Guinan for

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If she couldn't make it, they'd rewrite her lines to be Troi's
            If they already had Troi why would they need Giunan?

            Eventually they did this stupid plot line about her and the Q fighting for eons and then it was never mentioned again.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Privileged Black person comes in and undermines young white actress' first major TV role, later is complaining about racism
          Unreal. As if Troi didn't look useless enough, she has someone come in and literally steal her lines and more intimate/significant conversations/advices with Picard/Stewart like it was an unattended bike on the Paramount lot. That's just fricking great for Marina who was having a hard enough time with a lame underwritten character already, now isn't it? ffs

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          They didn't NEED Giunan. They were lucky to get Whoopi. They wanted Whoopi. That was during her peak star power. Giunan was just how they thought to use her. Logistics. A character who could pop in and out of the show easily. Be in just one scene every few 'sodes. Rarely was she important for the plot or play a major role in a story. Because Whoopi was a busy woman. Like, they could've done the character differently. Make her an admiral, recurring alien antagonist, whatever. But what they did was fine. Unfinished, you never really find out much. But, fine.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            (nta) guinan was never meant to be a very serious character. her mystery is what made her a bit unuqie and then they filled her back story with 'we got conquered by the borg', then some eps later its 'lol we also time travel'. like wtf. the fact that writers held her together at all is quite the point

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=NPKTr8SfcukluMcA

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    travis. they tried to give him a few eps but none of them really stuck. he wasn't even a bad character but they did nothing with him and the little they did do wasn't memorable at all

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone in voyager besides the doctor and seven.

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jadzia is worse than Jake, Jake had one (1) good episode.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why was Jadzia permanently smug, but she did nothing.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't the character, it was the actress. That b***h looked fine, but couldn't act for shit, especially deliver technobabble in any kind of semi-convincing way, and she's the uber-smrat science officer. First epsiode I was like fricking kill me, but thought she might improve over time. Nope. Becker-b***h was just shit.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why did they kill her off? The writers did it?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            From what I understand she wanted to move onto "more serious acting" or some stereotypic shit like that, you know, like some shitty sitcom nobody cares about.

            I just wondered why they didn't kill her off earlier since the character is literally designed for switching out actors - like Dr. Who level shit. Pity they didn't and give de Boer more time with it proper, instead of just leaving her to pick up the pieces of the Jadzia crapfest.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >you know, like some shitty sitcom nobody cares about.
              Terry Farrell made the logical choice. Either stick around for one more year on a show that's about to wrap up and then have to find work, or take the contract when you can. I'm not saying Becker was good TV. I don't remember a single episode. But it was paying work for six years. She made the right decision from the perspective of someone trying to get paid.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not my problem. The other actors stayed at their posts and finished the show out. Where's all the 'muh family' troupe comradery actors like to crap on about? I say good riddance, but the b***h wasn't concerned about them, or consistency, the fans, or what was best for the storytelling of the show she was in? The show that was doing backflips for years trying to make the character she sucked so hard at relevant? Frick her.

                VOY had just started and it was back to full on coomer trek and she didn't want to wear bawd clothing despite being a moronic model who couldn't act. She didn't even get her breasts out in the beach episode.

                >get hired because breasts
                >start acting like you got hired for your sparkling personality
                ffs

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              VOY had just started and it was back to full on coomer trek and she didn't want to wear bawd clothing despite being a moronic model who couldn't act. She didn't even get her breasts out in the beach episode.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s was disappointed with her reluctance I always thought Jadzia was hot af

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was talking about the one where he kills himself.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Great episode but it had exceptional writing and great acting from his older self so I cant really credit jake for it.

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So where do I start if I wanted to watch Star Trek with no prior knowledge of the show outside of it being referenced everywhere in pop culture

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably Next Generation. For many people, TOS is too campy to watch first. If you like TNG, go back and watch TOS.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        This.

        First seasons are infamously dull and designed as a mostly reset button show anyway, so look up best episode lists and pick something from earlier seasons that's rated high enough, and start from there, then go back.

        Watch the films through 1 - 6

        Not this. Movies are barely related.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watch the films through 1 - 6

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        So where do I start if I wanted to watch Star Trek with no prior knowledge of the show outside of it being referenced everywhere in pop culture

        This is how I got into Trek and it got me hooked. The movies are fantastic

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looking through early seasons of TNG now and I'd suggest starting in Season 2: 'Measure of a Man' for something cerebral, 'Elementary Dear Data' for something more fun, introduces you to the holodeck and shit, 'Time Squared' for some time loop shit, then go back to Season 1 and watch the first episode if you like any of that. The first three episodes of Season 1 would be a slog for anyone right off the bat and the rest of Season 1 in general, so it would help to see where it's going at least, and how good it can get.

      You want to get all that grounding in like the first episode before moving onto some turning points which is Season 2 "Q Who?" that's in turn the basis for the highly regarded two-parter Season 3 finale 'The Best of Both Worlds' along with the first episode of Season 4, where it starts really hitting its stride.

      It can get a little spotty at the best of times, but there are some fan-favourite arcs and characters that come out of it. If you're not really into watching it right through after all that, you still might want to check out some of the top-rated episodes and you should have enough grounding to know what is going on.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't listen to the morons who tell you to skip TOS. Start with TOS

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      TOS is the best Star Trek show. Only a complete normalgay would be filtered by the small amount of camp

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. The trio are perfectly serviceable actors.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Always leaving Sulu out

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            well Scotty is the fourth guy. hell I'd pick Uhura over Sulu in terms of importance

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous
  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally can't remember anything he did. Most of the side characters in DS9 had more to do.

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Technically its Ezri and probably in TNG its Pulaski, but if seven seasons is the criteria then Harry Kim takes the crown for sure.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah you’re wrong. Harry Kim is a core character in virtually every episode and he contributes as the main science officer. Characters like Crusher, Riker, Troi are front runners for uselessness. I mean Riker literally just repeats what Picard says half the time.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is about pointlessness though

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Remember that VOY episode where Harry goes on an epic journey to actually try find himself a pulse? Wasn't too bad.

        I don't remember much about Harry besides that except he never got promoted that I recall and was just Janeway's good little whipping-boy b***h.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Remember that episode where Harry wants to marry that alien that gave him an STD and Janeway said "no frick you" and then there was that episode where EMH wanted to live on that planet to be an opera star and she said "no frick you" and then EMH was like "YOU'D LET ME DO IT IF I WAS HARRY KIM WANTING TO LEAVE TO MARRY AN ALIEN" and Janeway was like "You're not Harry Kim" implying that she agrees that she would let Harry stay when she LITERALLY didn't in the EXACT same scenario he described.

          Boy, I really hope someone got fired for that blunder.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Remember when The Simpsons was watchable? Me neither.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            harry wanted it both ways

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come Harry Kim never got promoted?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Janeway kept resetting the timeline just to frick with him.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      'Well someone's got to be the ensign.'
      Rick Berman, allegedly.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        ffs

        Has anyone ever managed to stay awake while even saying the name Harr...(yawn)... y Ki....

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy always says the same untrue shit about Voyager over and over and over for years. My guess is that he got it all from RLM.

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could never get into the movies. OldTrek shows are enjoyable, but the movies.... not my thing.

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