this, tbh. In a different setting, in the ussr for example, he'd relish being a political commissar and one of those guys that sent families and enemies of bolshevism to the gulag system.
I hate all of them, but there's something about Colbert & Kimmel that just make me want to see them assassinated in the most heinous manner possible. Their smugness and the sanctimony is worse than that of even John Oliver. There are two more "commentators" that need an even worse fate - Jon Stewart and his pet monkey Trevor Noah.
Toss-up between Oliver and Colbert. If you forced me to pick I'd say Colbert just because there's more wasted potential. He's far and away the most talented comic of the bunch, but sold his soul to the devil. So far as I can tell, Oliver never had a soul in the first place.
Fallon and Kimmel are just vanilla career guys. I get why someone could find Jimmy Kimmel annoying as frick but I don't really have a problem with him. ABC is pure cancer though.
All this said with caveat that I've never seen anything with Seth Meyers so I'm not counting him at all.
Oliver actually does cover interesting stories with his deep dives, he’s just insufferable doing it
Meyers and Kimmel are empty suits
Colbert was at least kinda funny in his old character
Fallon is actively offensive in how fake an unfunny he is. “Cringe” is overused but watching his fake laugh and enthusiasm in interviews is legitimately cringeworthy
>deep dives
They're extremely shallow propaganda. Always, if you know anything about the subject matter, you can tell that he's full of shit. I get the impression that you're low iq.
Oliver is a propagandist who's pieces never hold up to scrutiny
Try checking out a Steven Crowder response video if you want to see John Oliver from the other side.
Oliver is propaganda. Just like Stewart was. He may even cover topics that have actual problems, but then he'll skew it in a way to suit their needs. Some episodes are way more obvious than others but its always there.
Colbert. Just a smug, condescending douche in everything. Bonus points for him telling his audience how to think.
Seth Meyers is just boring. Kimmel is a whiny soiboy.
Fallon is the least annoying out of all. He just tends to laugh for no reason and his interviewing skills are terrible. But the games he plays are pretty cool especially the musical ones
>But the games he plays are pretty cool especially the musical ones
seriously? They just come off as him desperately wanting friends. >someone please play games with me. please.
I like meyers show in that it's sometimes an snl writers room chat show.
imo they should have leaned into that. have snl guests on, have writers on, have comedians, have actors, and have them build sketches in front of the audience and put them on.
They all have incredibly punchable faces but the least worse is Fallon and the worst is Colbert. If that fat british pig Corden was here he’d take the cake.
The dude in the middle bugs me the most because he was able to make a career out of being a mans man, or what he'd call a sexist, then casually flips the switch and becomes a leftist talking head with no one batting an eye. Colbert, and whatever the dude on the far rights name is have never been not liberal. Colbert started as a funnyman but you could always tell. The hypocrisy of the middle dude and of his viewers makes me mad
I was going to say this. And they’re friends and both “evolved” (in Stern parlance) in tandem.
Say what you will about Howard, he’s always been good at reading the runes of popular culture and switching things up accordingly. He saw the shift coming faster than anybody.
I heard the first mention of satellite radio on as a concept on the show in the early 90s. I expected Howard to shit on it but he was familiar with it and you could tell the wheels were turning even then.
I think another critical moment in his “evolution” was when Rosie O’Donnell called in to bury the hatchet and said she had 100 million in the bank from her stupid show. I think he realized at that moment the shekel potential of appealing to normie women, which prompted AGT and the kindler, gentler Howard.
You are telling me the man who co-hosted the man show with Adam Corolla that had women with big breasts jumping on trampolines and the Howard Stern that had women riding Sybians and being in various states of undress are now Feminists?
Being annoying and weird and fake isn't as big a crime as being a stooge, in my opinion. I'm not the guy you responded to and I've never personally watched any of them, just know what I've heard here and elsewhere. My wife and her friends actually met Fallon shopping and speak highly of him, said he was a normal dude grocery shopping with his wife and he let them take a selfie with him. I agree he looks plastic and fake, but there's worse things you can be than that in hollywood
Fallon is fine. He's not as good as the previous generation obviously, and far below 00s Colbert, and his monologue sucks, but he's the least political and condescending of all them. So Jimmy laughs too much, whatever, I don't find it fake, and he's really good with people I like such as Vince Vaughn and Dakota Johnson.
>"Boohoo muh racism it's so hard being black in amerikkka why are wypipo so mean" >Is a highly paid television personality >from South Africa
Yep, he's everything wrong with all those others, plus a whole extra layer of hypocrisy. He lives better than most White people and still spends the whole show b***hing about them.
It's a great con, but I have found that foreigners are much better at running it than native blacks. Indians are the best at it, even though by any metric they are very successful here.
Colbert easily. Politics a drumpf aside he's so boring and interesting. Interviews are worst than leno. He used to be based when he was in strangers with candy
I don't understand how Seth got a show. He's the least funny guy I can think of to get a show. Did Lorne Michaels have nobody else available for that show? The fact his show is rarely brought up is funny enough. He's too lame and unfunny to even bother bringing up. Also Oliver sucks but worst is Kimmel and Colbert, at least Fallon is a goofball for normies.
For me it's Seth because he's Garbage Pale Kids tame.
My biggest question is how did Kimmel fly under the MeeToo radar with shit like his Man Show? And even without it the man seems like an animal and also perhaps the most mediocre host of them all, it's like with Patton Oswalt but with sexual prowess like how the frick does this man have a career
Oliver. I hate using this term but he actually is like a character from an Orwell novel. Fricker literally said that Europeans don't have a right to say no hordes of Muslims and Africans invading their lands.
i watched him semi recently and he was doing.... well, he was trying to do impressions, and they were fricking horrible but the way the audience was laughing automatically was like i wasnt in on the joke, made me wonder for a second if it was bad on purpose and that was the joke
kimmel or fallon. myers is so inoffensively bland i forgot he is still around. oliver and colbert i don't agree with on lots of things but they are at least smart and have wit and oliver has good comedic timing. kimmel and fallon are just annoying and almost indistinguishable.
How is there so many late night comedic talk shows in America? There's nowhere near this amount in the UK/Ireland. Conversely there's not a massive amount of other non drama shows that all Americans would watch. E.g. There's a lot more current affairs shows and local documentary stuff on over here.
We used to have only Carson on NBC. Then Dave Letterman followed him. Then Letterman jumped to CBS. So NBC replaced him with Leno, and he needed a follow and it was a Conan O'Brien. So then Letterman needed someone to follow him.
After a long time ABC decided they wanted in and got Kimmel. So that's how you went from 1 to 5. But there's also Comedy Central which blew up with Jon Leibowitz's show, which Colbert was part of and then got his own show on CC then moved to CBS.
Celebrity worship culture, even though the most boring thing about these shows was the interviews. Also, these shows are massively dropping off in viewers as celebrities already engage in social media and people are more wise to the fact that most of them are horrible people.
Americans are obsessed with reality tv slop for some reason. Documentaries haven’t been super popular here since the mid 2000’s which is probably why the average IQ is <100. The literacy rate in this country is abysmally low by western standards.
Hmmm. Nowadays I think it's Colbert. He unabashedly chugs the koolaid every chance he gets, and acts as a propagandist pretty much 100% of the time.
Overall, across their full career? Oliver. Just irredeemably unfunny at every single point in his entire career. Like, Colbert had plenty of genuinely funny moments on the Colbert Report back in the day. But Oliver had nothing, ever. He's just trash.
the middle one. he seems the least interested and the least interesting out of them all. the others you could make polite small talk at a function if you had to, but kimmel seems like a douche.
Jon Liebowitz, he directly spawned two of these vile creatures and is the spiritual father of two of the others. Fallon is just a typical late night bore, he's certainly the least of them.
All of them each in their own way.
Colbert
this, tbh. In a different setting, in the ussr for example, he'd relish being a political commissar and one of those guys that sent families and enemies of bolshevism to the gulag system.
I hate all of them, but there's something about Colbert & Kimmel that just make me want to see them assassinated in the most heinous manner possible. Their smugness and the sanctimony is worse than that of even John Oliver. There are two more "commentators" that need an even worse fate - Jon Stewart and his pet monkey Trevor Noah.
Naw Black person it’s Kimmel
Toss-up between Oliver and Colbert. If you forced me to pick I'd say Colbert just because there's more wasted potential. He's far and away the most talented comic of the bunch, but sold his soul to the devil. So far as I can tell, Oliver never had a soul in the first place.
Fallon and Kimmel are just vanilla career guys. I get why someone could find Jimmy Kimmel annoying as frick but I don't really have a problem with him. ABC is pure cancer though.
All this said with caveat that I've never seen anything with Seth Meyers so I'm not counting him at all.
By far
Oliver actually does cover interesting stories with his deep dives, he’s just insufferable doing it
Meyers and Kimmel are empty suits
Colbert was at least kinda funny in his old character
Fallon is actively offensive in how fake an unfunny he is. “Cringe” is overused but watching his fake laugh and enthusiasm in interviews is legitimately cringeworthy
>deep dives
They're extremely shallow propaganda. Always, if you know anything about the subject matter, you can tell that he's full of shit. I get the impression that you're low iq.
Oliver is a propagandist who's pieces never hold up to scrutiny
Try checking out a Steven Crowder response video if you want to see John Oliver from the other side.
Oliver is propaganda. Just like Stewart was. He may even cover topics that have actual problems, but then he'll skew it in a way to suit their needs. Some episodes are way more obvious than others but its always there.
Colbert. Just a smug, condescending douche in everything. Bonus points for him telling his audience how to think.
Seth Meyers is just boring. Kimmel is a whiny soiboy.
Fallon is the least annoying out of all. He just tends to laugh for no reason and his interviewing skills are terrible. But the games he plays are pretty cool especially the musical ones
>But the games he plays are pretty cool especially the musical ones
seriously? They just come off as him desperately wanting friends.
>someone please play games with me. please.
I like meyers show in that it's sometimes an snl writers room chat show.
imo they should have leaned into that. have snl guests on, have writers on, have comedians, have actors, and have them build sketches in front of the audience and put them on.
Colbert because he hates Donald Trump!
And talks about nothing else
Jimmy then Colbert
>Jimmy
Kimmel?
This. Everyone is saying colbert but none of them take themselves as seriously as jimmy.
They all have incredibly punchable faces but the least worse is Fallon and the worst is Colbert. If that fat british pig Corden was here he’d take the cake.
jimmy falon is the closest to being an actual human
The dude in the middle bugs me the most because he was able to make a career out of being a mans man, or what he'd call a sexist, then casually flips the switch and becomes a leftist talking head with no one batting an eye. Colbert, and whatever the dude on the far rights name is have never been not liberal. Colbert started as a funnyman but you could always tell. The hypocrisy of the middle dude and of his viewers makes me mad
kimmel is definitely the one most worthy of their face being reconstructed by chimpanzees
Yup. Howard Stern did the same thing.
I was going to say this. And they’re friends and both “evolved” (in Stern parlance) in tandem.
Say what you will about Howard, he’s always been good at reading the runes of popular culture and switching things up accordingly. He saw the shift coming faster than anybody.
I heard the first mention of satellite radio on as a concept on the show in the early 90s. I expected Howard to shit on it but he was familiar with it and you could tell the wheels were turning even then.
I think another critical moment in his “evolution” was when Rosie O’Donnell called in to bury the hatchet and said she had 100 million in the bank from her stupid show. I think he realized at that moment the shekel potential of appealing to normie women, which prompted AGT and the kindler, gentler Howard.
Stern is a israelite; being a two-faced snake is expected. Kimmel is a white Catholic of German descent.
You are telling me the man who co-hosted the man show with Adam Corolla that had women with big breasts jumping on trampolines and the Howard Stern that had women riding Sybians and being in various states of undress are now Feminists?
Kimmel was always just the guy along for the ride. Even back then Corolla was the edgy one. Kimmel was the everyman.
They're all the same person
myers easily
fallon
oliver
POWER GAP
kimmel
colbert
POWER GAP
meyers
No way you think that Fallon being a plastic fake laughing guy is worse than the other smug paid shills
Being annoying and weird and fake isn't as big a crime as being a stooge, in my opinion. I'm not the guy you responded to and I've never personally watched any of them, just know what I've heard here and elsewhere. My wife and her friends actually met Fallon shopping and speak highly of him, said he was a normal dude grocery shopping with his wife and he let them take a selfie with him. I agree he looks plastic and fake, but there's worse things you can be than that in hollywood
Still, being a smug paid shill for the government is worse than being a stooge
Fallon is a normal dude for the most part. Just an SNL kiddie really.
Fallon is fine. He's not as good as the previous generation obviously, and far below 00s Colbert, and his monologue sucks, but he's the least political and condescending of all them. So Jimmy laughs too much, whatever, I don't find it fake, and he's really good with people I like such as Vince Vaughn and Dakota Johnson.
This is in order from best to worst, right? It better be or you're stupid.
John Oliver. Mega smarmy and self righteous.
I literally can’t tell the difference between them. They all have the same humor and format. I think one of them was British.
Trevor Noah
>Leftist mouthpiece
>AND black
Yup, we have a winner
>"Boohoo muh racism it's so hard being black in amerikkka why are wypipo so mean"
>Is a highly paid television personality
>from South Africa
Yep, he's everything wrong with all those others, plus a whole extra layer of hypocrisy. He lives better than most White people and still spends the whole show b***hing about them.
It's a great con, but I have found that foreigners are much better at running it than native blacks. Indians are the best at it, even though by any metric they are very successful here.
Colbert fricks kids
Yes
whos the funniest is more interesting
fallon
It's Fallon, then Kimmel then power gap. Conan is significantly funnier than all of them.
>Conan
He will do literally anything for attention. He desperately craves to be in the spot light and he comes off pathetic because of it.
He's been off the air for a while even though he's more watchable than any of these people.
because he got old and sad. He no longer looks like a cartoon, which he constantly tried to be.
fallon used to be the most clowned on and hated for being terrible but next to these other scumbags he's almost likable.
Colbert easily. Politics a drumpf aside he's so boring and interesting. Interviews are worst than leno. He used to be based when he was in strangers with candy
it’s impressive how Seth Meyers was able to have a career after SNL despite being an unfunny charisma black hole
how do people fall for these idiots
Americans are really moronic
All of them need feeding into a wood-chipper feet first.
Kind of weird how all the late night hosts right now are White guys (no, not fellow white, not even Kimmel) and terrible.
The second guy from the right isn't israeli? I have a hard time believing that.
Seth Meyers is extremely israeli
Colbert, he's a lesbian aunt with TDS
I used to confuse Louis Thoreaux and Oliver so fricking much Ive grown to hate them both.
Seth is the least entertaining by a mile
I don't understand how Seth got a show. He's the least funny guy I can think of to get a show. Did Lorne Michaels have nobody else available for that show? The fact his show is rarely brought up is funny enough. He's too lame and unfunny to even bother bringing up. Also Oliver sucks but worst is Kimmel and Colbert, at least Fallon is a goofball for normies.
For me it's Seth because he's Garbage Pale Kids tame.
My biggest question is how did Kimmel fly under the MeeToo radar with shit like his Man Show? And even without it the man seems like an animal and also perhaps the most mediocre host of them all, it's like with Patton Oswalt but with sexual prowess like how the frick does this man have a career
I'd rather someone tame/inoffensive than a smug moron pushing his opinions down people's throats.
Oliver is the most opiniated of them all yet has the best jokes, though. And I mean, if that's how you feel then why are you even watching Seth?
Kimmel wore black face and did racist caricatures more than once, but just like Justin Trudeau it doesn't count
John Oliver
They're all cringe puppets.
They're just the same person, ironically Colbert probably prays every night for being a cúckshill and only God knows if he will be forgiven
It’s Fallon or Kimmel
Oliver. I hate using this term but he actually is like a character from an Orwell novel. Fricker literally said that Europeans don't have a right to say no hordes of Muslims and Africans invading their lands.
He forgot about the Steele dossier extremely quickly alongside other leftists.
seth myers doesn't even attempt to be funny, so i gotta say him
i watched him semi recently and he was doing.... well, he was trying to do impressions, and they were fricking horrible but the way the audience was laughing automatically was like i wasnt in on the joke, made me wonder for a second if it was bad on purpose and that was the joke
They are the same picture
Kimmel is the only funny one
Wheres conan in that pic?
He doesn't have any tv show anymore
Genuinely didn't knew that. Good to hear.
probably kimmel because he used to be pretty edgy and then cynically switched his personality into being a homosexual.
kimmel or fallon. myers is so inoffensively bland i forgot he is still around. oliver and colbert i don't agree with on lots of things but they are at least smart and have wit and oliver has good comedic timing. kimmel and fallon are just annoying and almost indistinguishable.
Fallon. He is on too late for a live show. He is just incredibly phoney.
Too white male and straight, why didn't they give up their position to a trans black woman?
How is there so many late night comedic talk shows in America? There's nowhere near this amount in the UK/Ireland. Conversely there's not a massive amount of other non drama shows that all Americans would watch. E.g. There's a lot more current affairs shows and local documentary stuff on over here.
We used to have only Carson on NBC. Then Dave Letterman followed him. Then Letterman jumped to CBS. So NBC replaced him with Leno, and he needed a follow and it was a Conan O'Brien. So then Letterman needed someone to follow him.
After a long time ABC decided they wanted in and got Kimmel. So that's how you went from 1 to 5. But there's also Comedy Central which blew up with Jon Leibowitz's show, which Colbert was part of and then got his own show on CC then moved to CBS.
Celebrity worship culture, even though the most boring thing about these shows was the interviews. Also, these shows are massively dropping off in viewers as celebrities already engage in social media and people are more wise to the fact that most of them are horrible people.
Americans are obsessed with reality tv slop for some reason. Documentaries haven’t been super popular here since the mid 2000’s which is probably why the average IQ is <100. The literacy rate in this country is abysmally low by western standards.
they're funded by the CIA
>a challenger appears
Colbert and Kimmel
Hmmm. Nowadays I think it's Colbert. He unabashedly chugs the koolaid every chance he gets, and acts as a propagandist pretty much 100% of the time.
Overall, across their full career? Oliver. Just irredeemably unfunny at every single point in his entire career. Like, Colbert had plenty of genuinely funny moments on the Colbert Report back in the day. But Oliver had nothing, ever. He's just trash.
the middle one. he seems the least interested and the least interesting out of them all. the others you could make polite small talk at a function if you had to, but kimmel seems like a douche.
Jon Liebowitz, he directly spawned two of these vile creatures and is the spiritual father of two of the others. Fallon is just a typical late night bore, he's certainly the least of them.
Colbert. I can't believe I ever liked that serpent.
To be fair Strangers with Candy was hilarious
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I don't care to rank them; I just want them all to contract some incurable disease that kills them swiftly but painfully.
Colbert, easily. Seth, Jimmy and Oliver are tied for second.
Late Night so White