Who is you're Jersey Shorefu? For me, it's JWoww.
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Who is you're Jersey Shorefu? For me, it's JWoww.
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Sammi
RAHN STAHP
Based. I would be best friends with Ronnie too. What a fricking bro.
Tbqh all the guys were bros in the end even The Sich chilled out after getting fingered by Uncle Sam
I would probably vibe with Deena the most, she's just tryna have a good toime. Unfortunately she's the ugly so I guess I'd go with sammi cause the other girls look unhuman now.
Rahn is by far the most narcissistic and worst human being on the show, and would've been in prison had he never been found by MTV.
You were exposed to great art and got filtered.
This except it's not like enjoying bad movies because this is high quality stuff. Jersey Shore is taught in universities by sociology professors.
It really was everywhere. I'm a zoomer but my normie gen x parents always watched this show, my millenial sister went to a couple DJ Pauly D sets and she said the crowd was always hype.
>Rahn is by far the most narcissistic and worst human being on the show
Wrong, that’s clearly Mike
Mike is routinely the most based person throughout the entire series. At worst he is a dickhead or a pot-stirrer. Ronald is a psychotic bipolar thug.
Checked.
Sitch had one of the best redemption arcs I've ever seen.
Ron is based. Stop being a hater, be an appreciator.
Go check in with your parole office, Ron.
Same
Sammi was prime marriage material and Ronnie was a dumb frick for letting her go
Sammi is still smoking hot at 30-something
They had a tockshic relationship, they were both tockshic persons
>starts making fun of Ron's height
>he starts making fun of her big toe
>she completely loses it
Women are pathetic.
Absolutely best pick her antics are legendary
My shorefu is also Jwoww.
I'm glad there is a Jersey Shore thread because I recently rewatched it and Sammi is absolutely psychotic She freaks out because Ronnie was dancing with other women /when they were broken up/ and can't let it go. She punches Ronnie in the face because he talked to Jwoww and then whines and crawls back into his arms when he doesn't care that she's leaving. She's paranoid about the other women and never has any fun. Typical BPD gf stuff. Obviously Ronnie was mentally unstable before meeting her but watching this play out was some of the realest shit I've ever seen on reality tv
That being said, Jersey Shore is a great show. All the cast members had so much chemistry together
jesus christ, she turned into a 65 year old bogged consuela
It's so over. She had a very unique face
;_;
>you in da club
>black eyed peas comes on or some gay shit
>you start trying to bang the beat with your boys
>some two dollar hua tries to grind with you
>jwow comes in and beats the ever loving shit out of her
>severs her head
>you bang in her blood on the dance floor
>your bros ceremonially bang the beat up in a war cry around you
>you so two thousand and late I got that rock and rollll
it seems they all took a bunch of botox over the years and now look like kardashian ripoffs
She looks like a young gal gadot.
Sammy was the best to wife though. Jwow was the hottest but Ron should've held it down but all the guys and girls got in his ear because she was clingy.
>She freaks out because Ronnie was dancing with other women /when they were broken up
Ronnie completely destroyed her room because she danced with another guy when they were broken up while he said he was going to frick 5 girls that night.
Sammi has the perfect coin slot
she has a cute lil butthole
Her accent does things to me
oh frick her she did the classic
>provoke a fight
>get angry at BF for fighting
For me, it’s the Staten Island dump
I wouldn't say no to seeing snooky's bhole
Ouryel >>> all
Hmna hmna
europe is such a shit hole
>that tattoo
Fricking hell
reality trash kino
was the hottest
was the hottest
I looked her up and she got so much plastic surgery she looks like a different person
i was into deanna cause she was a slam pig
Still would plug that bimbo
Did any of the girls ever pose nude?
Bro you can go see sammis butthole right now
Snooki, original fat version
ok im gonna say it
I tought snooky was hot in a weird way. but still made my dick hard
You like trashy bawds, nothing wrong with that mate
>You like trashy bawds
So every jersey shore girl?
They are something, I would ring one though
I met Mike and Paulie D while staying in a hotel once. Paulie was nice and unassuming while Mike was a dickhead. I was at the hotel bar and they came in stumbling (Mike was sloppy drunk). They went upstairs but 10 mins later one of them came back down with Mike stumbling after her slurring insults (he called her a dyke). She yelled something about him pulling out his tiny dick. I never watched the show but that shit was hilarious.
My ex-gf was obsessed with this show and I had to suffer through it for 2 years.
Your ex has good taste. I see why she is your ex.
The only reason why we split is she was underage and her mom found out about me and then stormed into my workplace and got me fired.
But why would you leave her. You already lost your job.
current year sammi
YIKES!
Never seen a woman’s bellybutton anon
Now you have, I guess?
She looks the best out of all the girls
>plastic surgery
doesnt even look the same
BOGGED
young JWOW was a stunner but Sammie now is the hottest and the rest of them look terrible.
JWow was always trashy reminds me of one of my exes Angelina was objectively the hottest but now she bimbo’d herself. Sammi was the best gf material
You're right. She reminds me of your ex too
Yep, this. There’s one episode in the first season (the one where they party on the boat convoy iirc) where she distinctly looked hotter than she ever did before or any time after. But Sammi was consistently hot, so she wins. Ronnie fricked up bad for letting her go, but I can’t really blame him because I pretty much did the same thing
Jwoww gave me a bimbo fetish
And Sammi is the only one who didn't get bogged
the kim kardashian of staten island
DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH ME
JWOWW was hotter. the newer seasons really try to not show old footage of them because the women don't even look like the same people as they are bogged to hell and back.
>shows up to the house with her clothes in garbage bags
What? Was she supposed to own luggage? She was just an innocent you foolish 21 year old girl
shes prob the cutest of them in a line up, and she had great breasts. i wonder how annoying she actually is and how much she was pushed by the directors to give them content
If it was pushed by the producers with a mouth like hers she would've one hundred percent mentioned it by now.
How low does your IQ have to be to stomach watching this show?
It was a different time
You have to unironically have a high IQ to watch and enjoy this show. It's like how high IQ people enjoy watching bad movies.
something about this little goblin activates my almonds
What's funny is she's the most normal one. She got her partying out of her system by the time she was 25 and just settled down. Yet, for the first 2 seasons they portrayed her as out of control, even though on the show, she was actually pretty fricking normal.
so normal that she was only one to ever get Falcon punched in the head
By all accounts she's pretty cool/nice.
me too i bet she got that good good
muh dick
Should have looked first, team Snooks here
I thought Mike was paid the most from the show. I didn't follow too much on how things played out for the cast though so idk.
>thought Mike was paid the most from the show
situation made more in salary from the early seasons but pauly d makes bank from his touring and dj perfomances
anyone got that clip where she's dancing while singing
>i love miami
>except the trannies
Sammi was the only one that had even a slight sense of self respect and wasn’t complete trailer trash
Only 2 of them were Italians btw
The smooth line of descent (literal and figurative) from the Romans at the time of their empire's fall, to these individuals, is fascinating.
I grew up in jersey and these girls arent even hot. especially Snooky
It's incredible how this captures the late 00's like an absolute time capsule. The style of clothes, the music, the hairstyles, the flip phones. This was a whole cultural centerpoint. Even if you didn't watch it and didn't wanna hear about it it was there in your face.
IT’S T-SHIRT TIME
FISTPUMP
PUSH-UP
CHAPSTICK
CABS ARE HERE
BURGERS FOR THE BOYS
Awww yeah!
GTL.
Why was Pauly D such a bro?
This show had all the succulent drama possible
If you like drama and gossip this was god tier, not all these internet poisonous shit.
>clean
>sober
>jacked
>super hot wife that mogs all other cast members
>babies
Sitch won and it's not even close. He's an inspiration.
His son is cute. I wish i had a family.
Earn a career while you still can. You're not that old.
you know what
good for him
Snooki is still with that cuck Jionni kek
Yeah in Season 4 she sucked Mikes dick during the off season and hooked up with people in Italy including Deena. What a prostitute. But she looked the best in Italy.
Not Jersey but I was in love with this girl of Real World for several years, all my teenager era!
Didnt she die? She had health issues. What city was this? New Orleans or San Francisco?
Yes, suicide I think 🙁
San Diego
San Diego damn i watched the shit out of that season and Chicago and Las Vegas. They were all fricking kino. San Diego had that actress Jamie Chung that was in Sin City 2 and other movies. Damn good season.
There was a gay pornstar in the Las Vegas season, right?
Im not sure. There was a gay dude in the Chicago season. Vegas had Trishell and lots of brown women / men. Vegas was a wild season. They had to walk in and out of the casino to go anywhere. They were always druk and gambling.
Is she dead? She had some disease
>Real World
Is Miz the biggest success to ever come from there?
Theo Von is up there
Jwow every day. Or maybe the state island dump depending how many drinks I've had before she got bogged.
Geordie shore was based until James left. He left for good reason it just became about Scott and Gary competing to pull as many girls as possible but it was never entertaining to watch. Now they have troons and gays and all sorts of weird shit.
ronnie was based
snooki was based
vinny was gigabased
vinny's ego got out of control imo. paulie was always the best. At first paulie was awesome but sort of boring because he had no drama (which makes him better but still). Then he screamed at angelina and he became number 1.
Vinny is literally the worst “character” in the show. Completely replaceable, nothing unique about him. Can’t even call homie a character really. Came off smarter than the rest in the early seasons only because he was a little insecure and quiet around 3 alpha dudes. I get it, guy was still young. Ego blows up in later seasons thanks to fame and becomes Pauly lite minus the personality. Really the only worth he brought to the show were his relatives.
Didn't they make a big deal about him having a huge dick?
scripted in. Even if he’s “Evian bottle pasta” tier hung there’s really no reason to bring it up had he any other interesting traits.
snooki said they tried to fit it into her but it would not fit they had to cuddle instead
Setting up b***h-Vinny having a huge dong and bawd-Snookie having a prestine tight vag is just hand shake directorial work. Make both look good in an interesting scenario where nothing actually happens.
Reminder J-Woww is 100% a pie faced Irish which explains taking punches like a champ. Best girl
The others called him Vince-b***h in the first season and he makes the least money because he never generates drama.
jersey shore success ranking
pauly d
gap>
>snooki>power gap>jwoww>situation
>angelina>power gap>deena>>
gap>shit>ronnie
Geordie >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jersey
I can't pick any of the girls. jwoww is too kind of b***hy and not that pretty imo. sammi would treat you like shit if you weren't a juicehead gorilla which I'm not. snooki became very full of herself as the years went on. deener is not cute and she's annoying like girls who end up liking you way too much too fast. angelina is very outspoken and annoying if you do the slightest thing wrong.
Actually now that I think about it if I HAD to pick I guess jenni.
orale holmes, chickenheads gonna make noise dawg. ever been around any group of women anywhere ever? they be talking shit nonstop even if it seems like they're not.
Thankfully my wife isn't like that. She's a blonde white girl and grew up semi religious so she was a virgin when we met.
Is it too hard to speak like a human?
I'm sure someone already said it but Snooki. I thought she was the best wife material. Fun and pleasant to be around and has a fiery spirit that I admire.
>Open Spotify one day
>Snooki and Deena have a podcast
>Huh I wonder what they're up to these days
>They say "Meatball" 20 times in a minute
>Turn off instantly
Jwow but I'm she seems like she'd be overbearing. Like having another mom. Sounds hellish but out of the lot she was still the best
All the girls are so bogged now wtf
Rum ham
CABS AR'EAH!
>mfw a woman starts talking to me
that was funny when that guy said he was the one who got punched
what's the story here? did the guy commit sepuku?
he joined the military because he couldnt get a job anywhere xD
So how do these people exist? I am from the West Coast and can't fathom it. What sort of jobs do their parents do? Do they live in a particular type of place? Are they really this dumb and brainless?
most of them are from middle class families/mid-upper class families
The congregate mostly on the east coast, Staten Island, New Jersey, Rhode Island, etc.
From what I understand a few of them have actual college degrees, and if they were really as dumb as they come off in the show you'd see a lot more articles about them being on Only Fans or being broke.
Talking purely OG JS: Angelina > Deena > Sammi > JWow > Snooks
Post bog
Deena > Sammi > JWow > Ang > Snooks
>deena
I would absolutely plow that b***h in half
>ctrl+f "moe" 0 results...
fricking kino
its like were beating up that beat
Sorry, I don't like black people.
frick that wall