How would a sequel work?
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Who knows Wonka lore?
How would a sequel work?
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Imagine actually watching this woke horse shit.
What the hell are you talking about?
Do any women get inflated into blueberries in this film?
It's called the Glass Elevator. Look it up.
the "lore" would be that he ages 40 years and creates a contest to find five golden tickets for a tour of his factory
>Shoe shiner from the start is Charlie Bucket
Wonkalore goes deep...
The movie is oompa loompas trying to shove as many magic every flavor beans up Wonka's butt as they can for two hours.
What they use to get up to on the plantations. prostitute them noompa loompas
Still waiting for the glass elevator, which they wouldn't do unless it's a sequel, still in the same cast.
>Still waiting for the glass elevator
It's never happening
Why? are insectoid aliens too close to the truth?
it has good music but is otherwise lame/boring especially wonka himself but has some funny parts. overall mediocre and the fricking oompa loompa is more interesting and a better character than wonka
Hugh Grant was amazing in this
movie should've just been him, peele and that fat indentured servituder
He must have come out of that D&D movie on a roll.
Can't take this effeminate kid seriously lmao
Also pointless film
>kid
he's almost 30
Yes, but if one of those test-less numale that never look like adults even when they start to wrinkle.
Can we have traditional males back already please?
>Can we have traditional males back already please?
that sounds kinda gay ngl
It's not even just that he's a twink; the lower half of this dysgenic israelite's face is weirdly squashed in. Black person can't even smile without looking like his skin's about to tear. I'm convinced pushing this guy as a "handsome male lead" is a collective shit test. Fricking Emperor's New Clothes shit.
This is one of the biggest pieces of garbage I have ever seen and I fricking paid to see it.
>way to many songs and they were shit
>they could have touched on him visiting different countries to obtain ingredients but they set it all in this depressing frickhole of a town
>whole cast taken from peep show and little britain (thats a good thing but the movies fricked)
>oompa loompa pretty much did frick all the whole movie
I am butthurt
chalamet's voice is amazing and the songs are great because of it.
unfortunately, the rest of his wonka is ridiculously lame and boring. wasn't childish gambino supposed to play wonka?
just because 1 cute twink carries the movie doesn't mean it is a good movie
i was only attacking the "the songs suck" claim
https://twitter.com/noctass/status/1743948541532541250?t=fvXD2YMJtkAPaMXD-26Ejw&s=19
>24. “All the colors of the rainbow… and some others too” Makes me think of the Progress Pride Flag, inclusive king.
>39. This film said All Cops are Bad and the Catholic Church is corrupt they're so brave for that.
>he/him, 29
why are soilennials like this?
>Who knows Wonka lore?
Wonka and Muaddib is the same person in alternate reality
I do wonder if they turn Timothee into a schizo for Chocolate Factory
He is already schizo or has some mental issue that made him hallucinate and see his dead mom
This movie slays, dunno who the purple cracka was but he cute and noodles is a queen them honkies talk funny too lol I recommend it.