First time it took place was a 500 dollar bet in 1929 >The first person to push a peanut up Pikes Peak was Bill Williams, who took a $500 bet that he could do it in 22 days. >his attempt not only attracted a local crowd, it also seems to have gotten the entire country's attention, too. "When Bill discards a worn-out shoe or a knee pad there is always a fiendish shout of delight and the gang goes after it like bleacherites after a ball that Babe Ruth has adorned with a home run trade mark,"
White Men suffer in the modern world. We belong in the forests and hills of our ancestors. Sadly we need to take care of the rest of you which drives many of us insane.
>my nose??? no that would be too hard! I taped a big kitchen spoon to my face to increase the contact surface area by 26x and so I wouldn't have to sniff the dirty ground! >I would NEVER accidentally put the peanut in the spoon and skip up a few steps! hehe
fricking cringe, pajeet ascetics blow us out of the water every time. Manjuur would have done it with his actual nose with one arm amputated while fasting
>israeli man with very bad eye sight and severe alzheimers pushes peanut all the way to the top of pikes peak with his nose >"OY VEY IS THAT A PENNY?? oh, no it's just a peanut" >"OY VEY IS THAT A PENNY? no nevermind, just a peanut"
Look at all those people hes holding up lmao. Imagine going for a hike and your group gets stopped >hold up there we are doing important work pushing this peanut up a hill, you will have to wait behind us. >no you can't go by us, what if you crush the peanut?
he clearly has the spoon strapped to his entire head
the nose took no part, it was just along for the ride. You might as well say he pushed the peanut with his wiener at that point
I wonder what tragedy happened to him to make him want to waste his days doing this. Did someone go with him and carry all the camping gear or did this homie just carry his peanut off the trail and sleep in a bush?
I literally spent the entire day in bed with a migraine that went away after a migraine med but then came back twice as hard within the hour.
This is my legacy.
The unexpected coming from the mundane will always be funny. I think we like to watch animals and pets because they surprise us with their wild behavior.
Guy Ritchie.
That guy who directed that movie about that guy and he lost his arm
>with his nose
>hat spoon
well fricking one is it?
but why?
A stupid bullshit move like this has made media careers before.
First time it took place was a 500 dollar bet in 1929
>The first person to push a peanut up Pikes Peak was Bill Williams, who took a $500 bet that he could do it in 22 days.
>his attempt not only attracted a local crowd, it also seems to have gotten the entire country's attention, too. "When Bill discards a worn-out shoe or a knee pad there is always a fiendish shout of delight and the gang goes after it like bleacherites after a ball that Babe Ruth has adorned with a home run trade mark,"
White people have too much free time on their hands clearly
>White
White Men suffer in the modern world. We belong in the forests and hills of our ancestors. Sadly we need to take care of the rest of you which drives many of us insane.
White people be like
You're right, until they're chimping out for fun like Black folk they'll always be these problematic racists
back in my day we pushed peanuts up hills with our noses both ways and we didn't get no fancy spoon mask either!
>my nose??? no that would be too hard! I taped a big kitchen spoon to my face to increase the contact surface area by 26x and so I wouldn't have to sniff the dirty ground!
>I would NEVER accidentally put the peanut in the spoon and skip up a few steps! hehe
fricking cringe, pajeet ascetics blow us out of the water every time. Manjuur would have done it with his actual nose with one arm amputated while fasting
>israeli man with very bad eye sight and severe alzheimers pushes peanut all the way to the top of pikes peak with his nose
>"OY VEY IS THAT A PENNY?? oh, no it's just a peanut"
>"OY VEY IS THAT A PENNY? no nevermind, just a peanut"
ah SHIT I shoulda said israelites peak how did I miss that
Youre trying too hard
I didn't try at all, being this antisemitic just comes natural. That's why it's funny, if only to me.
it was okay
7/10
it reads like a strip comic
I grinned.
>This will be my legacy.”
everytime I see the images I laugh
frick I was in tears
if I pull that off would you die?
Look at all those people hes holding up lmao. Imagine going for a hike and your group gets stopped
>hold up there we are doing important work pushing this peanut up a hill, you will have to wait behind us.
>no you can't go by us, what if you crush the peanut?
>white protag
>ginger best friend
>black photographer
>arab videographer
The cast is diverse already. Make it happen, Netflix!
Wtf the spoon is modified so it can scoop up the peanut better. How the frick can he claim with a straight face he pushed it up with his nose?
because guiness certified it
imagine doing something so arduous and pointless and in the end all anyone will ever say about it is "nice spoon mask moron"
*holds up plaques*
>dad my feet hurt
>I wish I could play my Nintendo switch
>Can we please go home yet dad
what a gay. that doesn't count for any kind of record aside from being king moron of day
>join the crowd when he's 80% of the way up
>wait til he he stops and stretches
>jump out of the bushes and devour his peanut
imagine never doing anything of note to anyone ever and in the end no one will ever talk about you or even knew you lived
So he didn't actually use his nose then. He used a spoon strapped to his face
He used his nose to operate the spoon. If you just said "he used a spoon" people would assume he held the spoon in his hand.
he clearly has the spoon strapped to his entire head
the nose took no part, it was just along for the ride. You might as well say he pushed the peanut with his wiener at that point
Spoons don't push things, they scoop them. What's stopping him from just scooping up the peanut and crawling up the mountain?
I wonder what tragedy happened to him to make him want to waste his days doing this. Did someone go with him and carry all the camping gear or did this homie just carry his peanut off the trail and sleep in a bush?
>Posted July 12, 2022
>article from July 19, 2022
>took him 7 days to get it up the mountain
I literally spent the entire day in bed with a migraine that went away after a migraine med but then came back twice as hard within the hour.
This is my legacy.
Jordan Peele. White man reaches the summit and meets the black man who invented peanut butter
For a moment it looked like he had different spoons for different situations, like a pro golfer trying to read the rough.
What is the metaphor supposed to be? Sisyphus?
Chrysippus dying from laughter over a donkey eating figs from a tree, but now it's a jackass pushing a peanut up a mountain with his nose.
Man comedy used to be so easy. Imagine just bringing a donkey near a fruit bush and have people literally die from how funny that was.
The unexpected coming from the mundane will always be funny. I think we like to watch animals and pets because they surprise us with their wild behavior.
>Man comedy used to be so easy.
You should read some of the ancient comedies by Aristophanes. They are still funny. Plenty of fart and dick jokes.
>Plenty of fart and dick jokes.
Even Shakespeare had those which is funny in itself.
No metaphor, just for fun.
Most sane Coloradan.
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/c117a02f-b6ef-4c11-8ba5-2dcb8b078f27
gay. it looks like it he pushed it with his gopro.
Neil Breen
Let me know when someone actually does it with just their nose.
David Lynch