Who should play her in the movie?
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getting a MAN to play a WOMAN? YOU! YOU!!!!
John Hurt
Delete this.
Never insult the Muppets like this again.
Herself. I'm not sure you could teach an actor to miss a shot that wide.
>Female athlete
William Dafoe
Limmy
She would have made the shot if women's soccer players were paid as much as men.
she was too weak from not being able to eat as much as male athletes
Oh I'm sure she was EATING plenty. Wink, wink.
OH OH! I can't EVEN-
Nah, she still got to be the reason the US lost the cup, which was her goal all along.
They're paid more than men, literally look it up, dummy.
By what metric? You're full of shit.
The women's world cup teams have always earned a larger share of the tournament's revenue than the men. I mean, it's only recently that the women's world cup became a profitable venture in general, so they were just outright taking money from the men.
>Who should play her in the movie?
The biggest c**t in the world.
would you?
why do oiled women look so hot
>so hot
holy frick dude you might be gay. theres no estrogen in that body
if you think that doesnt look like a woman's body you are both gay, blind and stupid
the butt is same as mine. its a male butt
you are gay and you have gay woman's body
pics or gtfo
>Anon, please help me to be a real woman. Please!
what do you do?
>see a woman
>think of men
got some bad news for you anon...
Sunflower industry propaganda
I've came over this shoot and the one with Sue Bird and I'm not afraid to admit it, would do it again
which one abuses which?
Why can't I stand lesbians? I hate how they look and they are usually just the biggest c**ts on earth. They always come off as having penis envy too.
I have no problem with women who are attracted to women, but I feel like these people specifically do it for every reason but that.
>They always come off as having penis envy too.
Because they do, Freud was right again.
They're not real. It's a fake identity they use to cope.
the rock looks like shit
>that "I deserve more money" face
kek
>would you frick a Cinemaphile milf with a nice body
Of course you might have to listen to her after
Female athletes have super high libidos, it's just a side effect of exercising a lot. I bet this prostitute craves dick all the time, she's just lying to herself and converts all that lust into male hate
i mean, at this point i'd frick an orangutan wearing makeup, of course i would
Didn't expect that. Need more
google megan rapinoe sports illustrated
jesus christ i could wash my boxer shorts on her abs
Looks good here unironically
she'd be frickable even she wasn't such a raging egotist
if she wasn't
typo
this thread made me think thoughts i didnt want to think
she's fricking ugly dude
i need to make her straight with my penis
For me it's my deeply uncomfortable desire to frick Jane Lynch, but only while she's in cosplay as her Wreck-It Ralph character
now it's my deeply uncomfortable desire too
what if you could fix her
ew
homosexual twitter zoomer shit
I could fix any lesbian with a simple 3-minute round of sparring to destroy any delusions they harbour about their apparent masculinity.
>Gay girls = don't give a shit
>Gay girls who think they're butch alphas because they lick puss = pure unbridled hatred
Their ego is quite literally protected by the law.
>Gay girls = don't give a shit
The problem is that this doesnt really exist. The 'gay' girls who dont give a shit are just bi. Lesbians all have a chip on their shoulder because they have a deep seeded psychological disorder and hate men while simultaneously trying to emulate men.
this is pretty much true, lesbians are very rare, with most jumping on dick as soon as they can, those that don't are crazy which is seen in their bed death and domestic violence
i sincerely doubt youve ever boxed even at an amatuer level. hannah valle would destroy you in about 15 seconds
i have actually boxed at an amateur level.
I sparred a pro the other week. I'd kill her.
Not him but unless she's heavyweight I bet I could at least finish a round without getting knocked out
she is heavyweight and you couldnt
hannah gabriels is straight as an arrow anyway so there would be no reason to spar her. Id rather instead breed her and produce superboxing giga Black folk.
I watched a few clips of shields vs her and jesus the bar is so much lower in women's boxing its unreal.
3 mins of not getting KO'd when I'm taller and she can't bench a plate? I bet I'd look like shit but I've got a stronger neck than the people she fights.
I'm not saying I'd win in points or anything outlandish, just no KO
>posing
>special make up
>specialized lighting
>digital touch-ups
>1000+ pics taken of which 3-5 get handpicked to be good enough
>WHOA SHE LOOKS GOOD THERE
Yes, I said she looks good in that photograph. Sperg lmao
manface ruins it unironically
I don't rly think she has a man face, I think she just scowls too much and it makes her look like a b***h. Her butch haircut is not helping her case either thougheverbeit
What does unironically even mean here?
I need a full body frontal without any moronic poses so that I can see if she has hips.
no hips
God that is disgusting.
>Anon, what if I promised to go straight and be a loving wife? please don't shun meeee!
>Dyed hair
>Tattoos
>No hips
No thank you.
Ew frick
That's a man
tragic
He can bring the necessary butch gravitas.
>TEENAGE
>MUTANT
>NINJA
>TURTLES
Half isn't enough, they need 3/5ths
Benjamin Button it up
id rather frick a man
yuck
kicks in the door.
>>OH REALLY, ANON?!
Well she certainly wouldn't
Yes would absolutely smash. Fricking hot and tight body.
only with a paper bag
Sarah Gadon
Hope Solo
Nobody cares about women’s sports.
Women don’t care about women’s sports.
Trannies in women’s sports ruining women’s sports is an issue that affects nobody.
Women vote for these policies overwhelmingly to boot.
There should be exactly zero threads about any of this you dishonest directionbrained twats. You don’t give a frick. Stop pretending you do.
>i don't le care as long as it doesn't affect me
Obsessed homosexuals upset by women’s sports.
dilate
>homosexuals
I'd rather be a homosexual than have to live with something that will always vote against my interests if given half the chance.
why do they need to infringe upon sports that are actually good?
cares about women’s sports.
which makes it pretty vexing that people like this are given a nice cushy life just because they munch carpet
>sportsperson
heh
north americans are a disease
She's not interesting enough to make a movie about. She's just a fricking incredible soccer player. I follow USWNT. Rapinoe's playing and hair are the most interesting part of her public persona. Her political stances aren't interesting, everyone has political opinions.
Hope Solo on the other hand. Her life seems very tough. Family problems. Behavior problems. Social media problems. I would go see a movie about her. It's not cool to drive drunk but she's very inspiring. She just has to deal with an incomprehensible amount of bullshit.
>She's just a fricking incredible soccer player
She fricking sucks as a soccer player. They all suck, they got their ass beat by a bunch of 15 year old boys 5-2
we all know the reason they shoved her down our throats. Does the average person even know the rest of the team?
You've never been in a fistfight and would get slept by a tough 15 year old. Does that make you weak?
To make it fair I should get beat up by 15 year old girls.
Ok dude
If I was a professional fighter, that would be embarrassing enough to end my career. These are professional soccer players getting their shit rocked by a bunch of teenagers.
what are you talking about? they were the best in the world for several years. Just because they lost recently doesnt mean some high school girls team would sweep them. Jesus youre an insufferable moron
um
maybe reread that picture you dumb c**t. it says u-15 boys squad
?
what is the question? are you not able to read?
so boys ARE better than girls
why should they get the same salary again?
>boys are better than girls
lmaooo what? men are better at sports? is this really your entire point? holy shit. i am laffing. i never said anything about them getting the same salary
But Megan DOES say they deserve the same salary
a lot
that was her whole claim to fame, in fact.
shes a moron
>boys are better than girls
>therefore girls are not good at anything
by that logic youre not good at anything at all because you would be destroyed by a professional female. so youre not even really a man
>therefore girls are not good at anything
not if 15 year olds are better than her, she's not that good. The term "incredible" as used here
is very inaccurate
and like i said, you arnt either, because you would lose to a woman. so by youre own logic you are garbage, and not even a man
I'm not claiming to be an "incredible" soccer player like
is
i dont mean just soccer. i mean literally everything. you are worse than a woman in every facet of life
see someone who isn't homosexual would've just said, "you're right, she's not that great and left".
but you can't just take the L like an adult so instead you have to resort to petty insults for...some...kind of "win"
typical
pathetic
i dont even agree. im just using your logic here. you are trash by your very own definition. if youre getting upset you only have yourself to blame
dude, just stop
see someone who isn't homosexual would've just said, "you're right, im not that great and left".
but you can't just take the L like an adult so instead you have to resort to...
idk how to tell you this but men and woman play in different leagues. often with different rules
if they need easier rules to play the same game, then I wouldn't use words like "incredible" or even "talented" to describe them. Maybe "average", "unworthy of praise" the opposite of whatever dumbass point you're trying to push.
my point is only an autistic moron would compare men and women in athletics. i know youve never seen an actual female body but just a general awareness is expected
She's not a good player. the end. let it go Elsa.
yes she is. look at her stats and accomplishments
she's not that incredible, if a bunch of 15 year old boys can beat her.
The fact that you expect women to be able to beat men shows your innate misogyny
you forgot the /s
she's the person they say is the best female soccer player and was punked by a 15 year old
If I was a professional fighter in competition form, losing a public fight to a 15-year-old would greatly embarrass me. Yet these women's national teams routinely train and lose against high school boys that won't go pro yet demand to be treated as though they're as talented as male athletes.
Have you never watched normal football before? I can't belive that you can call her incredible if you've ever seen Pelé or Ronaldo.
Meant for
You're not a sports fan, you're a stats nerd
If she's so talented why didn't she play with the men?
She is more entertaining to watch then any of the US men in the last 10 years
>durr but women
Have you ever watched youth sports? Isn't it wild when there's the one kid who's lightyears past everyone? It's so rare and special. You don't sit there and go "I MEAN LEBRON COULD TAKE HIM, EVEN AN INJURED A.D., WHY AM I EVEN WATCHING THIS GARBAGE."
Rapinoe is a generational US talent. I don't care if you disagree because people who care about soccer agree.
>can't even say she's actually a better athlete.
>shes muh entertaining
Female World and Olympic football champions routinely lose to 14-year-old boys.
>We deserve to get paid as much as men
46-year-old former footballer scored 4 goals against best women players.
imagine losing to ryan reynolds vanity project
They didn't even lose to the vanity project, they lost to the retired members of the vanity project.
if they bring in the ratings like the men's teams (which they do), then yes, they do
Frick are you talking about? No one watches women's sports, everyone watches mens sports.
I've been watching the women's world cup
How’s their level of play? Need more photos btw.
>How’s their level of play?
it seems better than previous years but still not up to the men's
It will never be same as the men’s. I noticed too - women play better but still boring and not entertaining.
Because you're subservient to your penis, not because you enjoy sports.
cringe simp, go frick your mother.
They don’t. US men team while being shit almost always earn more money and get better ratings than US women.
I want WNBA get equal pay with NBA too.
Pathetic.
>up 8-0
>still celebrate like you've won the world cup after scoring a goal
it's the estrogen fricking with their head
>that kind of celebration
>against fricking THAILAND
lmao how embarrassing
its ironic how "aggressive" testosterone actually makes men more emotionally subdued and stable.
Sports ball requires full stadiums to make any money, broadcast rights are also important.
Want to guess how many people watch female soccer's normal seasonal games? Nobody, not on TV and not in person.
They are unironically fricking subsidised by men's teams.
u can't see dislikes on youtube though so this is fake
Wearing muzzles like good little prostitutes
People who care about "soccer" don't watch female part time super market clerks play it, as evidenced by league attendances in the HUNDREDS, you fat c**t
You're right, I don't watch sports becuase I think it's lame.
I don't watch women's sports because they're the same as the men's, except slower and with much less talent.
Beach volleyball would be the exception.
They recently played the shitty Welsh team owned by Ryan Reynolds and Mac from Always Sunny.
They sent their second team against them consisting of bunch of over the hill boomers who phoned it in and they they still trashed them something like 12 - 0 by half time at which point they called the game off.
Women's football is shit and women in general are shit at sports, they don't even compete in darts, snooker or chess.
>so inspiring
do not post it, under any circumstances
>Hope Solo
Hey I recognize that name. She has nudes
You're just hoping for some Seahorse meatflaps, you pervy frick.
Not that anyone blames you, of course.
POST IT
Those leaked pictures were ROUGH
I think she is a goddess.
>she broke barriers because she is more known than any other female soccer player
Wow, so brave. This is moronic. Many women played footy before her, do youthink it may have been their struggles to be recognised that led to this? Or other women in unrelated fields voicing their feminism?
care to post any more?
>the most memorable moment in the history of women's soccer is some chick taking her top off
Joe Biden
was waiting for it
How are they so bad
I watch women football for hot girls not ugly dykes with radfem political opinions.
John Cena
Linus Roache
joe biden if he dyes his hair
She did it on purpose
Looks like a femcel Joe biden
I gotchu
Why are lesbians so prominent in women's sports and when will Hollywood address this phenomenon?
Neymar
No idea who this is, don't give a shit about sports (men or womens).
Who should play her?
Lucy Lawless
why are the women's athletes that they push the most the biggest frick ups?
they are the loudest
>Brittany: I'm the girlthlete everyone can't stand.
>Megan: shit, I need to do something!
It's a shame the government bailed her out
that was all a scam anyway. They wanted to free those terrorists and just needed an excuse.
>Releases one of Russia's most infamous arms dealers just as the Ukraine conflict is heating up to get back your supposedly famous female basketball American even though nobody knew her name before getting locked up on drug smuggling charges
America is not a real country anymore
only female athlete I care about is Oriane Bertone
Can she save women's sports?
dunno, don't care. shes the best challenger to janja garnbret.
yes
are you the german that was in the /climb/ thread
Looks just like Biden what the frick
Ed Helms
Is she a gold star lesbian or not?
Nah, I'm pretty sure she fricked some guys when she was younger until she decided she could get more attention by being a sports dyke.
I like to think one of those guys broke her so bad, she turned lesbian
That's literally every lesbian. They're just bisexual women who had a bad experience with man at some point. Every lesbian inevitably goes back to fricking men
wait to see how her career goes. If she stops being able to make money on her shtick, she'll suddenly discover she's straight again to marry some chump.
rose lavelle is cute!!
Why does she look like Joe Biden?
*blocks your path*
the guy who voices percy from vox machin. talesan jeffey? idk how to spell it
Brie Larson.
its amazing that these bait threads work every single time. what is it about women having success that enrages chuds? why would any of you give the slightest frick about womens soccer ffs
>>why do people who don't deserve success bother you so much
why doesnt she deserve to play soccer? shes a bit past her prime but she was one of the best in the country for a long itme
Not him
Not a fan of all the dumb politics nor of celebrating so big when up 8-0, or complaining about pay when bringing in less ad revenue, good for her otherwise
she doesn't deserve all the accolade she gets like she's the best athlete there is,
she sure as hell doesn't deserve equal pay to the male athletes which has been her screeching point for years
It’s just like alimony.
it comes down to insecurity. these are troubled and broken men who have never accomplished anything of value and so they look for perceived flaws in the success of everyone
but they lost. pretty pathetically
>losing a game means none of your professional sports career can be considered a success
why am i not surprised to see something so egregiously moronic
i gaurantee you the same chuds in here comparing men and womens sports like theyre interchangable are the same ones crying that trannies shouldnt be allowed into womens sports because men have such a huge biological advantage
>chuds in here comparing men and womens sports like theyre interchangable
so....Megan herself then.
they've lost before. They're pretty average certainly not worthy of all the hype they get
>they lost before
the last world cup they lost was 2011.you clearly have no clue what youre talking about idk why you even care honestly
why don't you actually read the thread.
but you don't have to. You already know all about her and why people find her obnoxious and that's why you had to fly in to defense mode.
im not defending anyone. im just laughing at morons
that old excuse. nobody buys that shit
i could give a frick less what you believe. youre already one im actively mocking for being a moron
Look, if you don't have any new material, I'm just gonna throw out old shit too.
dilate, have a nice day, and frick off. You and your obnoxious dyke hero.
shes definitely not my hero. i know this will be hard for your room temperature IQ to understand but the entire world isnt divided into black and white every time your autism leaks onto Cinemaphile and you say something moronic
suuuuure
she's not gonna frick you, no matter how much you identify as a woman.
You have the act pretty well nailed down, but sadly you will never ever be a real woman. have a nice day now
Is that Alex Morgan or Hope Solo
Hope "all holes, all gaped" Solo
Haven't seen that pic in a while
Jason Mamoa
Here me out here
>CHRISTOPHER WALKEN
Me
A man
Total muttoid death
Ryan Gosling
Jonah Hill
>make thread about young actress
Banned, pruned, ip range blocked
>make thread about a dyke soccer player
250 replies, 7 hours on
Hmmmmmm, really gets the old unactivated almond going
sometimes jannie delete thread after 200+ answers and ban creator
cry about it
nothing new on the internet
Should be pic if Megan is true to her ideology.
just some random troony
"Your son calls me mommy too "