>Who should we get to design the theatrical release poster?
>Just give it to the unpaid intern who only knows how to use Canva.
>Who should we get to design the theatrical release poster?
>Who should we get to design the theatrical release poster?
>Just give it to the unpaid intern who only knows how to use Canva.
Why did they even make this movie
Chalamay needs an IP to sell his type of charisma, which doesn't fit the cynicism pervading Dahl's worldview and Wonka.
WB had the Wonka rights for awhile. They lost them after they made the Tom and Jerry Crossover and upset the estate and Dahl’s wife who took the rights away (and gave the Dahl library to Netflix). The Wonka prequel movie was in production and approved before they lost the rights and didn’t want to waste the money to not make the movie.
Also, Ezra Miller was considered for the role at one point.
That's funny, the Tom and Jerry cartoon is the best Wonka kino since the Wilder film.
to earn a shitton of money. It's 500m+ guaranteed. I'm gonna screencap this post
>If only you knew how doompadee doo'd things really are.
What do you get when you agree to bad roles?
Jokes on the internet from obese trolls
>Baskins-Waskins trust fund-ee band
>Baskin-Roberts trust fund band-o
Please keep this moronic nonsense off of my board. Thank you.
Not happening, homosexual.
Hugh Grant, Black folk and that annoying astroturfed piece of shit israelite as the protagonist. There is no chance in hell I’ll ever see this.
orange man bad
plz tell me Disney is producing this one too, kek.
WB
WITHOUT FAIL IT’S A BROWN WOMAN LEAD. EVERY FRICKING TIME.
>Photo of main guy was clearly taken while he was standing up.
Jesus
So Charlie is replaced by a black chick? Wonderful
it's not for you chuddie
It's a prequel so Charlie wasn't born yet. I wonder how they justify the negress wasn't around during the events of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
those proportions look all wrong, fricker has a torso thats like 50% too long.
>Gobble it up
No, I don't think I will, Mr. Slopka.
>yep that's me, you're probably wondering how I got in this situation
He looks like Malcom Ray from channel awesome
why didn't they cast this guy? he looks like the lovechild of gene wilder and marty feldman
Chalamet is a juiced-in israeli twink who doesn't have to bother acting. He didn't even audition for the role. They just hired him after watching some random scene or clip of his.
he is. he's the one true wonka. all other wonkas are slugworths.
He’s literally related to Gene Wilder. Nephew or something
We were robbed
They saving him for the gritty reboot where Wonka is alcoholic and his wife is divorcing him.
it's a black girl world we're just living in it
White people love black girls with that frizzy hair style. It might as well be the official mixed race couple haircut.
white women love it because it's "unapologetically black" but unattractive to white men. so they get diverse representation without threatening their position
>unapologetically black
da fuq dis mean?
Sit down, be humble
Can you short a movie like you can short a stock? Because this shit is almost a guaranteed flop.
I wonder if they'll keep the scene where he uses a twisted lollipop for a dildo
Embarrassing when you realize this was the poster for the 1971 film
Sovl
Frank Frazetta
Think they'll keep the satirical elements from the other films (specifically the first) or just go full on brand blow job?
Chalamet isn't capable of doing that shit. Even Depp could pull off a could pun zinger here and there.
a good pun zinger* frick me
I will not
WHAT'S THIS? WHAT'S THIS?
THERE'S Black folk EVERYWHERE!
WHAT'S THIS? THEY'RE FLYING IN THE AIR!
WHAT'S THIS? I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES
I MUST BE DREAMING WAKE UP JACK THIS MOVIE SUCKS
WHAT'S THIS?
>Danny Elfman score intensifies
DING DING DING
Heading out to IHOP bros. You guys want anything?
I couldn't eat that. any of it. it looks so sweet i might as well be eating candy bars for breakfast, or pure fricking sugar for that matter. no wonder this country is full of people eating themselves to death
They actually give this work to boomers who originally got the gig 30 years ago because they knew how to use photoshop.
Who's going to say they're untalented? They worked on all these successful movies that did well! So they keep getting hired because the posters don't factor into whether or not people see the movie - because everyone is used to posters sucking shit.
Who even wanted this anyways?
Wonka's backstory is one of the most disliked parts of the Burton film, why make an entire movie off that premise?
>gobble it up
they literally make it sound like goyslop, also gobble deez nuts you rat face homosexual.