Who talks like this?

Is this Dragon Ball Z? I can't recall another series where characters talk about their literal "power levels" in-universe as if it's anything other than an abstraction for IRL fanboys to measure each character's strengths

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I talk like that all the time

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thats because you're autistic just like Anakin.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well yeah, he is literally me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its ADHD AND YOU DO UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!!

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Who talks like this?
    Autists, gamers

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this. everyone plays the game of showing and hiding their power levels. Only a few of us actually admit it though

      >Hey, Anakin
      >I know I said I'd help you save your wife or whatever after you murdered some children for me, anyways I was exaggerating a little bit
      >And by that I mean I lied
      >You don't mind? Well, in for a penny in for a pound I always say - that's an old sith saying btw
      >Half expected you to just murder me after figuring out I lied about the literal one thing you joined the sith for but since you're rolling with it can you go murder some dudes for me and assist me with killing everyone you know?
      >What? The jedi are evil? Man you really pulled a 180, you really don't even have a reason to think that but hey why not, can't look a gift horse in the mouth! Sorry, another sith phrase...
      >Welp now that we've murdered everyone you know, I've lied about immortality and the one person you tried to save by doing all this fricking died, what do you say we put you in a tin can and go blow up a planet?
      Apparently the original trilogy's empire was based on richard nixon

      >you can join our council meetings but you dont get to be master
      the Jedi were cucking this boy since day fricking 1 when QuiteGone brought him into the fold. His entire career as a Jedi was essentially him just proving himself to his Master and friend, as well as his superiors. They never gave him the satisfaction nor did they give him the recognition he felt he deserved despite being the MVP throughout the entire saga.

      Palpatine was the only one who really gave him any kind of tangible recognition, so once Anakin had that 'it's not fair' sperg fest, he was quite prepared to do anything for his most powerful ally. By the time RotJ came around, the man had enough time to seethe in how shit things actually were and outcome of his decisions in RotS.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >His entire career as a Jedi was essentially him just proving himself to his Master and friend, as well as his superiors. They never gave him the satisfaction nor did they give him the recognition he felt he deserved despite being the MVP throughout the entire saga.

        why did a swtor cinematic trailer execute this idea 10x better than a trilogy of high budget films?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        “The Prequels are the story of an arrogant religion who get a hold of the Messiah and accidentally hand him over to the Devil”

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How do we subtly convey the nuances of our characters motivations...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is supposed to mirror the simplicit worldview of Americans during the Iraq war
      Bush Jr straight up talked like this
      prequel haters really are incapable of understanding subtext

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Irl politics is always a crutch for bad writers with dunnkurr syndrome

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        George actually said that it is just supposed to be like dragon ball power levels

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >George watch’s dragon ball.
          Do you think he has a goon chamber at his estate with hentai kino

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah right. If he watched DBZ the Clone Wars would have been good

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are just so many better ways to write this line/plot point.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which master do you think popped his boypussi when he was given the rank of knight?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i say this all the time

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >anon can you pass the salt the food is a bit bland
        >from my point of view, the food is flavorful
        >sir we don't have onion bagels
        >from my point of view, those are onion bagels over there
        >I stopped you because you were going faster than 10 above the speed limit
        >from my point of view, I was going under the speed limit
        Imagine the kind of life a person could have, if only they could find a way to always respond like that and have the situation go well
        You could do anything you want. The world would be like a proverbial oyster

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there is nothing wrong with this, the jedi were weird monk people. somehow people point to the jedi's weird stilted speech as if it isnt completely consistent. Lucas has proven other characters in this universe are capable of not speaking like that. Han sounds like a scumbag, watto is a "whatchu wan" kinda guy, hell even luke before he becomes a jedi has a more vibrant and juvenile way of speaking, and ben and darth's manner of speaking matches what we see in 1 2 and 3.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was right. The Jedi are merely the glowBlack folk doing the wetwork for the corrupt senate. It was the senate itself that elected the emperor, the jedi only opposed because they realized their anti-religion movement was behind it all.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, his sexy powers.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You sound like a gay.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But from my point of view, you're a gay!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's over anakin, I'm topping you

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    power is scientific concept and not related by power level numbers stats.
    which even dbz did abandon after the story arc it was introduced and only retarted fanboys keep bringing up after that to wank themselves over made up numbers

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People with actual powers

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Power levels aren't actually relevant in Star Wars. If the Force wills something to happen, it happens.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Obi had more midichlorians in his blood at that moment, so the force is irrelevant here.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >thee force willed an evil empire to run the known galaxy for several decades and blow up several planets causing major genocide.
      Think before you post

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much. Yeah.
        Problem?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lucas’ writing filters yet another brainlet. Star Wars is a space opera. It’s a play adapted for the screen. He purposefully wrote the lines to have no subtlety, and directed the actors to give over the top performances, because it was written like a stage play. It’s literally modern day Shakespeare and you’re an uneducated brainlet if you can’t appreciate that. Read a book moran.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate this cope.
      Stageplays don’t have hamfisted diolog, you are thinking of musicals

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    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Old school Hollywood had dialogue like this, and is exactly what Lucas was going for.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    people would have talked the same way irl if the force was real

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't Darth say "my powers tripled since the last time we met" to Kenobi when he kills him in Star wars 4 then?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He basically did, just not word for word.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The force is real, it’s just the power of 10+ year no fap.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah it's the power of becoming a wizard.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        imagine if this was true. and then one day you fapped

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not understanding the ways of the Force, disprove it does not.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    someone with powers that have doubled.

    do you have powers? have they doubled? how would you express yourself in this context?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The ling was done 50 times better 30 years before.
      >when I left you I was but a learner, now I am the master

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't remember that line, but I think I get the reference.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm twice the jedi I was when we last met

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    everything anakin says fits with darth vader's voice

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Power levels are a kino concept but not in the tranime way. Highlander is a franchise that deals in power levels.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey, Anakin
    >I know I said I'd help you save your wife or whatever after you murdered some children for me, anyways I was exaggerating a little bit
    >And by that I mean I lied
    >You don't mind? Well, in for a penny in for a pound I always say - that's an old sith saying btw
    >Half expected you to just murder me after figuring out I lied about the literal one thing you joined the sith for but since you're rolling with it can you go murder some dudes for me and assist me with killing everyone you know?
    >What? The jedi are evil? Man you really pulled a 180, you really don't even have a reason to think that but hey why not, can't look a gift horse in the mouth! Sorry, another sith phrase...
    >Welp now that we've murdered everyone you know, I've lied about immortality and the one person you tried to save by doing all this fricking died, what do you say we put you in a tin can and go blow up a planet?
    Apparently the original trilogy's empire was based on richard nixon

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >who talks like this
    People with magic powers that can be trained
    >Is this Dragon Ball Z?
    Kinda

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wuxia, nerd
    Where do you think DBZ got it from

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You underestimate my power

    I used to think this line was directed badly but then when I realised its like an ultimate anime battle it seems a lot cooler.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you haven't seen the Prequels Japanese dub you're missing out hard

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    watch the RLM reviews

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Who talks like this?
    Someone who has powers that have doubled.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      someone with powers that have doubled.

      do you have powers? have they doubled? how would you express yourself in this context?

      >You underestimate my power

      I used to think this line was directed badly but then when I realised its like an ultimate anime battle it seems a lot cooler.

      kek. OP btfo

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guess you don't have magical powers. What a loser, amirite bros

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Twice the digits, double the (You)'s

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      (you) x 88
      dangerous digits

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mine have quadrupled
    How do you respond without sounding mad?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol, imagine like 5 year olds bickering
      >no I am stronger!
      >no I am!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >multiplying by zero is still zero haha

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hey Annie, what's two minus one? How many arms you have.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >my doubled powers are more than your quadrupled powers

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >[CITATION NEEDED]

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >my doubled powers are more than your quadrupled powers

          >The number of your arms have halved since the last time we met

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >my powers are always two times more than yours!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you're jedi I'm sith, whatever you say bounces off me and lands in bantha shit *sticks out tongue*

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How else would you tell someone that your powers have doubled since the last time you met?

      >Anakin the Jedi Knight...
      >Anakin the homosexual!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >Anakin the Jedi Knight...
      >Anakin the homosexual!!

      holy kek

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, it was established that their power levels are determined by midichlorians moron, and Anakin was born with the most and has the most going forward.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude’s literally Force Jesus.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How else would you tell someone that your powers have doubled since the last time you met?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How about not saying anything?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's the point in doubling your power then? Sounds pretty hard.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    everyone is being ASSBLASTED moronic right now
    you can LITTERALLY measure power levels in real life by measuring force

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Twice the pride, double the fall.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP, I know you're a homosexual, but these guys shoot lightning from their hands and move shit with their minds. They jump huge distances and use the force for precognition and STR buffs. It makes sense that they speak about their "powers"

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MY POWERS HAVE TRIPLED WHILE YOURS HAVE QUADRUPLED YET AT A SLOWER RATE I SHALL SOON SURPASS YOU

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Only a Sith deals in statistical growth rates

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >His Midi-chlorian count... it's over 20,000!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Only a sith deals in crime statistics!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are a joke. Your powers are a third of my current powers and they will keep growing at the power of x+1, where x is your rate of power growth.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anakin is the self insert for autistic white boys such as myself and we all understand what's going on with all of his dialogue perfectly, you wouldn't get it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No he isn’t, freak.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER
    >IF YOU'RE NOT WITH ME THEN YOU'RE MY ENEMY
    >I HAVE BROUGHT PEACE FREEDOM AND SECURITY TO MY NEW EMPIRE
    >DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU
    >YOU WILL TRY...
    anime wouldn't allow that dialogue. hobbit films read like shakespeare in comparison

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds just like anime actually

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >FROM MY POINT OF VIEW IT'S THE 13% THAT ARE EVIL

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s another galaxy you morons. The fact that they even speak English is a miracle in itself.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not that weird, there were native languages once but the british oppressed the locals and wiped them out

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, like Wookie screeching, Jar-Jar talk and ebonics.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do.
    >I work 5% more efficiently than last week
    >Inflation has risen the prices 25% since last month
    >I've coomed 2 times as much as yesterday

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best thread on tv right now

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yet tcw made the characters weak or strong if the story demands it. And somehow Ahsoka is mediocre despite being with skywalker for 3 years, with Anakin becoming the form V master by Episode 3.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was bullshit that she beat Maul. She should’ve died against him.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You underestimate my power that has doubled since the last time we met

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >My power level has attained infinity, by using the force to stimulate my prostate and further deepen my Jedi powers towards over double what the were the day previously.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Infinity with an exponential is valued more than infinity in equations
      So I win.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but I am the strongest person in the universe +1 x 2

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My powers have halved since I stopped exercising during winter times

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >since the last time we met
    With Clone Wars getting inserted that would mean like a week ago

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    me

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