Is this Dragon Ball Z? I can't recall another series where characters talk about their literal "power levels" in-universe as if it's anything other than an abstraction for IRL fanboys to measure each character's strengths
 Thalidomide Vintage Ad Shirt $22.14 |
 UFOs Are A Psyop Shirt $21.68 |
Thalidomide Vintage Ad Shirt $22.14 |
I talk like that all the time
Thats because you're autistic just like Anakin.
well yeah, he is literally me
Its ADHD AND YOU DO UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!!
>Who talks like this?
Autists, gamers
this. everyone plays the game of showing and hiding their power levels. Only a few of us actually admit it though
>you can join our council meetings but you dont get to be master
the Jedi were cucking this boy since day fricking 1 when QuiteGone brought him into the fold. His entire career as a Jedi was essentially him just proving himself to his Master and friend, as well as his superiors. They never gave him the satisfaction nor did they give him the recognition he felt he deserved despite being the MVP throughout the entire saga.
Palpatine was the only one who really gave him any kind of tangible recognition, so once Anakin had that 'it's not fair' sperg fest, he was quite prepared to do anything for his most powerful ally. By the time RotJ came around, the man had enough time to seethe in how shit things actually were and outcome of his decisions in RotS.
>His entire career as a Jedi was essentially him just proving himself to his Master and friend, as well as his superiors. They never gave him the satisfaction nor did they give him the recognition he felt he deserved despite being the MVP throughout the entire saga.
why did a swtor cinematic trailer execute this idea 10x better than a trilogy of high budget films?
“The Prequels are the story of an arrogant religion who get a hold of the Messiah and accidentally hand him over to the Devil”
>How do we subtly convey the nuances of our characters motivations...
this is supposed to mirror the simplicit worldview of Americans during the Iraq war
Bush Jr straight up talked like this
prequel haters really are incapable of understanding subtext
Irl politics is always a crutch for bad writers with dunnkurr syndrome
George actually said that it is just supposed to be like dragon ball power levels
>George watch’s dragon ball.
Do you think he has a goon chamber at his estate with hentai kino
Yeah right. If he watched DBZ the Clone Wars would have been good
There are just so many better ways to write this line/plot point.
Which master do you think popped his boypussi when he was given the rank of knight?
i say this all the time
>anon can you pass the salt the food is a bit bland
>from my point of view, the food is flavorful
>sir we don't have onion bagels
>from my point of view, those are onion bagels over there
>I stopped you because you were going faster than 10 above the speed limit
>from my point of view, I was going under the speed limit
Imagine the kind of life a person could have, if only they could find a way to always respond like that and have the situation go well
You could do anything you want. The world would be like a proverbial oyster
there is nothing wrong with this, the jedi were weird monk people. somehow people point to the jedi's weird stilted speech as if it isnt completely consistent. Lucas has proven other characters in this universe are capable of not speaking like that. Han sounds like a scumbag, watto is a "whatchu wan" kinda guy, hell even luke before he becomes a jedi has a more vibrant and juvenile way of speaking, and ben and darth's manner of speaking matches what we see in 1 2 and 3.
He was right. The Jedi are merely the glowBlack folk doing the wetwork for the corrupt senate. It was the senate itself that elected the emperor, the jedi only opposed because they realized their anti-religion movement was behind it all.
Yes, his sexy powers.
You sound like a gay.
But from my point of view, you're a gay!
>It's over anakin, I'm topping you
power is scientific concept and not related by power level numbers stats.
which even dbz did abandon after the story arc it was introduced and only retarted fanboys keep bringing up after that to wank themselves over made up numbers
People with actual powers
Power levels aren't actually relevant in Star Wars. If the Force wills something to happen, it happens.
Obi had more midichlorians in his blood at that moment, so the force is irrelevant here.
>thee force willed an evil empire to run the known galaxy for several decades and blow up several planets causing major genocide.
Think before you post
yes
Pretty much. Yeah.
Problem?
Lucas’ writing filters yet another brainlet. Star Wars is a space opera. It’s a play adapted for the screen. He purposefully wrote the lines to have no subtlety, and directed the actors to give over the top performances, because it was written like a stage play. It’s literally modern day Shakespeare and you’re an uneducated brainlet if you can’t appreciate that. Read a book moran.
I hate this cope.
Stageplays don’t have hamfisted diolog, you are thinking of musicals
?si=mpMM9cKE_MiC6K0z&t=19
Old school Hollywood had dialogue like this, and is exactly what Lucas was going for.
people would have talked the same way irl if the force was real
Why didn't Darth say "my powers tripled since the last time we met" to Kenobi when he kills him in Star wars 4 then?
He basically did, just not word for word.
The force is real, it’s just the power of 10+ year no fap.
Nah it's the power of becoming a wizard.
imagine if this was true. and then one day you fapped
Not understanding the ways of the Force, disprove it does not.
someone with powers that have doubled.
do you have powers? have they doubled? how would you express yourself in this context?
The ling was done 50 times better 30 years before.
>when I left you I was but a learner, now I am the master
I don't remember that line, but I think I get the reference.
>I'm twice the jedi I was when we last met
everything anakin says fits with darth vader's voice
Power levels are a kino concept but not in the tranime way. Highlander is a franchise that deals in power levels.
>Hey, Anakin
>I know I said I'd help you save your wife or whatever after you murdered some children for me, anyways I was exaggerating a little bit
>And by that I mean I lied
>You don't mind? Well, in for a penny in for a pound I always say - that's an old sith saying btw
>Half expected you to just murder me after figuring out I lied about the literal one thing you joined the sith for but since you're rolling with it can you go murder some dudes for me and assist me with killing everyone you know?
>What? The jedi are evil? Man you really pulled a 180, you really don't even have a reason to think that but hey why not, can't look a gift horse in the mouth! Sorry, another sith phrase...
>Welp now that we've murdered everyone you know, I've lied about immortality and the one person you tried to save by doing all this fricking died, what do you say we put you in a tin can and go blow up a planet?
Apparently the original trilogy's empire was based on richard nixon
>who talks like this
People with magic powers that can be trained
>Is this Dragon Ball Z?
Kinda
Wuxia, nerd
Where do you think DBZ got it from
>You underestimate my power
I used to think this line was directed badly but then when I realised its like an ultimate anime battle it seems a lot cooler.
If you haven't seen the Prequels Japanese dub you're missing out hard
watch the RLM reviews
>Who talks like this?
Someone who has powers that have doubled.
kek. OP btfo
I guess you don't have magical powers. What a loser, amirite bros
Twice the digits, double the (You)'s
(you) x 88
dangerous digits
>Mine have quadrupled
How do you respond without sounding mad?
lol, imagine like 5 year olds bickering
>no I am stronger!
>no I am!
>multiplying by zero is still zero haha
>Hey Annie, what's two minus one? How many arms you have.
>my doubled powers are more than your quadrupled powers
>[CITATION NEEDED]
>The number of your arms have halved since the last time we met
>my powers are always two times more than yours!
>you're jedi I'm sith, whatever you say bounces off me and lands in bantha shit *sticks out tongue*
>Anakin the Jedi Knight...
>Anakin the homosexual!!
holy kek
Yes, it was established that their power levels are determined by midichlorians moron, and Anakin was born with the most and has the most going forward.
Dude’s literally Force Jesus.
How else would you tell someone that your powers have doubled since the last time you met?
How about not saying anything?
What's the point in doubling your power then? Sounds pretty hard.
everyone is being ASSBLASTED moronic right now
you can LITTERALLY measure power levels in real life by measuring force
Twice the pride, double the fall.
OP, I know you're a homosexual, but these guys shoot lightning from their hands and move shit with their minds. They jump huge distances and use the force for precognition and STR buffs. It makes sense that they speak about their "powers"
MY POWERS HAVE TRIPLED WHILE YOURS HAVE QUADRUPLED YET AT A SLOWER RATE I SHALL SOON SURPASS YOU
>Only a Sith deals in statistical growth rates
>His Midi-chlorian count... it's over 20,000!
>Only a sith deals in crime statistics!
You are a joke. Your powers are a third of my current powers and they will keep growing at the power of x+1, where x is your rate of power growth.
Anakin is the self insert for autistic white boys such as myself and we all understand what's going on with all of his dialogue perfectly, you wouldn't get it
No he isn’t, freak.
>YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER
>IF YOU'RE NOT WITH ME THEN YOU'RE MY ENEMY
>I HAVE BROUGHT PEACE FREEDOM AND SECURITY TO MY NEW EMPIRE
>DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU
>YOU WILL TRY...
anime wouldn't allow that dialogue. hobbit films read like shakespeare in comparison
Sounds just like anime actually
>FROM MY POINT OF VIEW IT'S THE 13% THAT ARE EVIL
It’s another galaxy you morons. The fact that they even speak English is a miracle in itself.
Not that weird, there were native languages once but the british oppressed the locals and wiped them out
Yeah, like Wookie screeching, Jar-Jar talk and ebonics.
I do.
>I work 5% more efficiently than last week
>Inflation has risen the prices 25% since last month
>I've coomed 2 times as much as yesterday
Best thread on tv right now
yet tcw made the characters weak or strong if the story demands it. And somehow Ahsoka is mediocre despite being with skywalker for 3 years, with Anakin becoming the form V master by Episode 3.
It was bullshit that she beat Maul. She should’ve died against him.
You underestimate my power that has doubled since the last time we met
>My power level has attained infinity, by using the force to stimulate my prostate and further deepen my Jedi powers towards over double what the were the day previously.
Infinity with an exponential is valued more than infinity in equations
So I win.
Yes but I am the strongest person in the universe +1 x 2
My powers have halved since I stopped exercising during winter times
>since the last time we met
With Clone Wars getting inserted that would mean like a week ago
me