who the frick asked for this event
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>who the frick asked for this event
Tiny Howard
alright true
Yup, this is the man.
Selina got that lesbo haircut and her breasts are non existent
The worst part is the awful faces.
Yeah, I hate this artist. Don't remember their name but I've seen these ugly kegelfaces before
That’s the best part, they all look like they want to rip themselves off the page and the whole event but can’t because they are drawings.
>Selina got that lesbo haircut
She had that for a while now
>posts entirely different haircut
Dude, the one you posted is, obviously, better, because 1) it looks nice, 2) it's drawn by a competent artist.
No shit her hair is short, it's just fugly on OP's pic
>fugly
everyone is
Is this A.I. art? I have been fricking around with stable and the most acceptable thing I got looked similar to this and I am terrible with it.
I mean it’s a relatively natural event. They’ve been estranged for awhile now, both out of the city, unfortunately it makes sense
The last time they met before tini took over they cuddled on a rooftop in Ram V's Catwoman run. There's nothing natural about "estranged" turning into a familial "war."
And the entire premise is that Selina is somehow stealing enough money from billionaires to PAY criminals not to commit crime, and using a small gang of violent convicts (who can't use guns or kill btw) to act as enforcers.
Nothing about it makes sense tini. You dumb c**t.
Really? That's the plot synopsis so far?
That's stupid.
Batman has some sharp ass cheek bones
Is this by the guy on twitter who was throwing people under the bus for getting Catwoman scripts late, or is that still to come?
that's the main catwoman book.
I'll summarize the current dogshit Catwoman run so far.
>Tini introduces her sex fantasy OC that everyone hates so Selina can sleep with him
>Selina kills him the very next issue after he tries to kill Bruce
>She willingly goes to jail and refuses efforts by both Bruce and the DA to get her out
>2 issues later she decides she doesn't like prison and wants to escape
>Punchline randomly sneaks in underneath a garage door and joins Selina's cause (we literally aren't told what the frick it even is).
>Selina breaks everyone out of prison even though they're presumably violent criminals and likely murderers that she legitimately knows nothing about. Somehow no one dies.
>Next issue she's training these criminals; they fight against armed mobsters with RPGs without weapons themselves and without killing; no one dies
>She recruits Black Mask even though he killed her sister's husband and tortured her
And that's it. The solicits say she wants to pay criminals to behave and also use the money she steals from billionaires to help poor people. That's the foundation for this event.
woops, meant for
>Punchline randomly sneaks in underneath a garage door and joins Selina's cause (we literally aren't told what the frick it even is).
tini howard also wrote the punchline mini, so any plot points about that character originate from that series
>The solicits say she wants to pay criminals to behave and also use the money she steals from billionaires to help poor people.
This sounds unbearably naive.
Just moronic marxist bullshit as expected of Marvel writers. Presumably zur-en-arrh turns Bruce into a schizo during the event but the very foundation of it is absurd.
Howard is corpo through and through, her X-Men stuff was basically a love letter to corporate exploitation. If anything this reads like some weird anti-welfare screed. Seriously, replace Catwoman with "the government" and it sounds like some Rush Limbaugh shit.
what the frick does stealing from billionaires and redistributing their wealth to poors and criminals have to do with corporate exploitation or government
I'm saying that Howard is the least likely person to do any sort of unironic marxist shit and that one could have an alternate take on the plot summary that makes it a right-wing parody.
>Marxist bullshit
Dude this story reeks of American libshit, if any of these writers read theory the book would at least have some political meat to it.
Also, the next writer of the Catwoman book is literally CIA, so that should tell you where DC's politics fall.
You mean Wonder Woman? Tini is still writing Catwoman after this event even though the sales are terrible and everyone hates her.
Man that sure is a story all right.
one of the ones of all time.
Man this is a really loose premise for a whole event.
>The solicits say she wants to pay criminals to behave and also use the money she steals from billionaires to help poor people. That's the foundation for this event.
Oh hell no. They're really going to follow through with Twitter's bullshit take on Bruce needing to throw more money at crime, only filtered through Selina.
I doubt it, but I also wouldn't be surprised.
>make a cat burglar fat
Just put a fricking bullet in the industry and put us all out of our misery.
JUST RAPE THE INDUSTRY
I miss Snowflame
Me.
i really hate lesbo hair selina as i hate DiDio for forcing this shit
>short hair = lesbo
moron
DChills
>and all that ham