>it's not real
Uhh, I'm looking at a poster saying that it's coming out in a few days, it is most definitely real. You ever think before you speak, buttmunch?
These are stupid movies for stupid people. I remember watching the James Franco one when it came out on the dvd market. It was pretty forgettable to me. When the trailer for the most recent one came out I decided to revisit it. Still seemed lame. Then I watched the second one and it was even worse. The stories are boring and contrived. The cgi slop is distracting. And the characters are forgettable.
I love the original, love Escape (which gets nowhere near enough credit), and mostly love the three newer movies. Even with their missteps like Steve Zahn ape they make up for their shortcomings and are really great movies. I'll be taking my kids to see the new one for sure, but I'm also skeptical because Disney and because new
monkeyshills are out
You're literally crazy if you don't think there are genuine fans here. I used to post a "Caeser love human more than ape" meme with Koba here almost daily for probably a year and the threads always got traction
No, I remember visuals and like specific scenes (like when one monke pretends to be moronic to take weapons from guards at a blockpost) but overall plotwise? Blank slate.
I liked the trilogy (especially the third one) and was iffy about seeing this 'til I discovered it's the guy directing the Zelda movie. Definitely going to see it so I can see what to expect.
I don't like or watch this series but I genuinely respect it and hope it succeeds, I hope they keep making them. The modern Planet of the Apes is fricking weird, audiences of the past wouldn't have understood the idea of an almost all-ape movie, it's nonsensical high concept shit, and they've done two or three like that now, right? The series as a whole is a weird risk that produces a weird product, I like it for that reason.
freya allans sexy face that I would shove into my ass is t
the only selling point for me, otherwise these movies are not good and somehow a little pretentious
I wanna see a Chimpanzee frick a human female
>Chimpanzee
A human woman wouldn't even feel a penis that small going into her
It's a film about talking apes. It's not real
>it's not real
Uhh, I'm looking at a poster saying that it's coming out in a few days, it is most definitely real. You ever think before you speak, buttmunch?
What about an Asian woman?
shh, Lindsay, you're trying to rehabilitate yourself enough to get back on Youtube.
Hot monkey dick
i love monke 😀
They're absolute kinos, especially 2 and 3.
absolutely overrated and meh
you have bad taste and are a miserable person
Miserable contrarian Black person
Me but I'll wait for the bargain week if I want to see it in theaters or torrent it. I thought it would have Cesar's son, daughter or grandson.
Blacks and I'm not joking. I work at a large kinoplex and the only ones asking when this movie comes out are blacks.
of course. it's basically wakanda for them.
These are stupid movies for stupid people. I remember watching the James Franco one when it came out on the dvd market. It was pretty forgettable to me. When the trailer for the most recent one came out I decided to revisit it. Still seemed lame. Then I watched the second one and it was even worse. The stories are boring and contrived. The cgi slop is distracting. And the characters are forgettable.
same. Black folk just watch it to fantasize about ruling the world while they watch skibidi toilet videos in the theater
They're smarter movies than the usual Disney slop
Funny part is, they aren't. They are peak total slop.
I love the original, love Escape (which gets nowhere near enough credit), and mostly love the three newer movies. Even with their missteps like Steve Zahn ape they make up for their shortcomings and are really great movies. I'll be taking my kids to see the new one for sure, but I'm also skeptical because Disney and because new
You're literally crazy if you don't think there are genuine fans here. I used to post a "Caeser love human more than ape" meme with Koba here almost daily for probably a year and the threads always got traction
We're not allowed to like things here, remember?
monkeyshills are out
I plan to watch them sometime but I want to watch the originals first and I haven't done that yet.
The first is a masterpiece, move it up your list of movies to watch.
Will do. I'll watch it sometime this week, I'll put it on the "priority watchlist."
Why is the gray tank top the standard uniform for action women?
Sexy-ish (compared to a t-shirt), emphasizes boobs, but also doesn't sexualize women.
Because at least one guy somewhere in some costuming department in Hollywood still has good taste
I literally do not remember what happened in the previous movies aside the first one.
You don't remember apes on horses?
No, I remember visuals and like specific scenes (like when one monke pretends to be moronic to take weapons from guards at a blockpost) but overall plotwise? Blank slate.
I do.
>There's 11 Planet of the Apes movies/shows
That's too many
Amateur numbers, there are 38 Godzilla movies.
But Planet of the Apes takes itself seriously
They should have the apes fight some aliens or something. That would go hard.
It takes itself too seriously, it pretends it isn't slop
The modern jap godzilla movies do that too now. Shin Godzilla, Godzilla Minus One
>But Planet of the Apes takes itself seriously
moron alert. pic rel
They will literally never stop pushing the BMWF agenda. It is relentless.
I liked the trilogy (especially the third one) and was iffy about seeing this 'til I discovered it's the guy directing the Zelda movie. Definitely going to see it so I can see what to expect.
I don't like or watch this series but I genuinely respect it and hope it succeeds, I hope they keep making them. The modern Planet of the Apes is fricking weird, audiences of the past wouldn't have understood the idea of an almost all-ape movie, it's nonsensical high concept shit, and they've done two or three like that now, right? The series as a whole is a weird risk that produces a weird product, I like it for that reason.
>it's another BMWF pairing again
And on the cover no less :/
They are huge events for thirdies
They like seeing themselves represented
I liked the first 2, I gotta catch up