Who the hell was this dude smoke?

Was he a clone of palpatine or some other monster? Where did he come from?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks british

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was clearly meant to be plagius or however you spell it. Rian dabbed on everything though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He was clearly meant to be plagius

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        is Knives In out yet?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >plagius
        Who?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Palpy's master

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That one was not named "plagius".

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That image cements that he intentionally shit on the theories entirely for subversive reasons not because it was the best choice. Since everyone was speculating something big, he just goes with the worst explanation.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >not because it was the best choice.
          But it WAS the best choice.
          Frick Abrams and his artifical hype bullshit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >"Your theory sucks"
        >Doesn't tell his theory

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sigma male.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      in Johnson's defense; Snoke as a character was established in TFA and created by Abrams and his inner circle of homosexualry.

      That one was not named "plagius".

      Yeah it had an "e" in there somewhere. The original post in the chain mentioned his likely misspelling, more than likely due to not giving a shit about the conceptual non-character.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >In Johnson's defense; Snoke as a character was established in TFA and created by Abrams and his inner circle of homosexualry.
        I don't see how that's a defense.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I mean he still accepted the job, sure, but I wouldn't put it on him as being responsible for the trilogy's writing.
          He was probably involved with the dialogue, but the actual storyline/character? That has long been established as Abrams' and some other motherfricker whose name I can't recall. I.E. The producers of the trilogy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i wonder why they didnt go with this? it seems almost anything wouldve been better with what we got(nothing). shit they still couldve done the stupid palpatine reveal even if they made snoke be plagueis

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Snoke was supposed to be Plagueis. Rey was supposed to be Luke's daughter. There's so many hints to this in TFA and Rian just threw it all away because "frick your fan theory".

      In fairness though, JJ still could have saved it. He could have had Snoke transfer his consciousness out of his body and made up some bullshit about why Luke was Rey's dad but didn't want to tell her.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There were no answers to any of JJ's mystery boxes and you just invented fan theories that catered to your own subjective tastes in Star Wars, which are familial revelations and hamfisted applause cameos from the EU and cartoons

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There is sufficient evidence that Snoke/Plagueis was real. JJ had said that he wanted to make something that wrapped all 9 movies together. The musical cues could not have been an accident. Daisy Ridley almost said it out loud once, and a bunch of other small things that were pointing in that direction. The Rey being Luke's daughter thing is a lot more circumstantial but I still believe it was the intention.

          You can't really shit on JJ for mystery boxes when it seemed pretty clear he was setting up the next guy elaborate on them and the next guy decided to just go lolfrickyouBlack person

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >There is sufficient evidence that Snoke/Plagueis was real.
            Hey there, MikeZeroh!

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he was secretly Darth Evilmeany

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was a strandcast

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A what?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was a racist

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Was he a clone of palpatine

    yes, that's the implication. He's clearly a moron though since he was just always a violent psychotic butthole. No clue why anyone would follow him. I can see why Palps was followed as he was legally the Chancellor and opposing him would be treason. And he's calm/nice to most people, even his minions. You could easily be beside Palps for a hearty evil laugh as you go over your plans. Of course he'll plot your own destruction, but that's off in the future. Snoke is just always endlessly abusing everyone around him.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just one of Abrams' patented Mystery Boxes.
    Time to move on already.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    TLJ was so bad I didn’t even watch the last one

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >In the book, it is revealed that Palpatine had discovered Plagueis' "secret to immortality", using this knowledge to resurrect himself after his death in Return of the Jedi

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You could easily be beside Palps for a hearty evil laugh

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i dont know where bad guy of the week came from. i bet you could tell me. but don't please. scobie do villain's dont need backstorys

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone tried to or successfully understood Bane's Rule of Two/JJ's Force Dyad?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A good story, for another time

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Vitiate, Cronal/Black, Sate Pestage, Jedi Librarian
    Nobody, just like Rey

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The strange thing is that he's overpowered and easily slapped around both Rey and Kylo, but the actual Palpatine himself got owned by Rey

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't know about the Dyad until Rise of Skywalker. That's quite literally the only explanation.
      Don't ask me why she needed two lightsabers to reflect the lightning.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The strange thing
      >Implying there's only one.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shit, wrong character.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was supposed to be the Prime Jedi who appears in that mural on the floor in the cave in Ach-To. But then they chickened out and went with the boringest shittiest explanation possible.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's Snoke

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Darth Icky's son

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The living embodiment of subverted expectations.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Snoke should have been one of Palpatine's advisors.

    Also, the First Order and the Imperial Remnant should be separate factions or, at most, uneasy allies.

    >The First Order are Dark Side acolytes and Palpatine loyalists who survived the destruction of the 2nd Death Star and the final stages of the Galactic Civil War. Snoke leads the First Order which is organized as a Dark Side cult venerating the Emperor and Darth Vader. Much of their goals focus on recovering lost Sith knowledge. Ben Solo was a promising student of Like Skywalker, but was turned by Snoke.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The Imperial Remnant are made up of Admirals, Generals, Governors and Moffs who survived the war and reorganized under a military Junta. They are explicitly anti-Force user, light or dark side. They remember being under the yoke of Palpatine, Vader and their various Hands/Inquisitors and are determined to not be ruled in that way again. In addition to standard military units, they field specialized teams of highly trained and equipped, cybernetically enhanced commandos who can go toe-to-toe against members of the various Force-using sects that have sprung up after the dissolution of the Empire.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The Imperial Remnant are made up of Admirals, Generals, Governors and Moffs who survived the war and reorganized under a military Junta. They are explicitly anti-Force user, light or dark side. They remember being under the yoke of Palpatine, Vader and their various Hands/Inquisitors and are determined to not be ruled in that way again. In addition to standard military units, they field specialized teams of highly trained and equipped, cybernetically enhanced commandos who can go toe-to-toe against members of the various Force-using sects that have sprung up after the dissolution of the Empire.

      If Snoke and Kylo Ren MUST be integrated into the Imperial Remnant, it should be as conspiracy within the leadership. So only a few of the top members of the Imperial command structure know that their faction is actually being controlled by Dark Side force users. That means Snoke and his fellow Force users would have to be subtle about how they used their powers. No force chokes. But lots of mind tricks and sensing of intentions.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looks israeli

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    any setting for the sequels that takes place in the near future is already flawed, as it undermines the happy ending of the OT.
    ehatever they wanted to tell should have been at least a century after ROTJ, but yeah, then they wouldn't be able to use the old cast for nostalgiabaaiting (maybe flashbacks?)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What happy ending? The jungle dance?
      Could easily be a third death moon or whatever out there. Seeing an old timer get thrown down a ventilation shaft and some awkwardly pale motherfricker die because his suit has no defense against anything in his reality isn't really a happy ending.
      I'm not trying to imply that 1-3 or 7-9 had any notable quality to them, but their failures don't make 4-6 any better. They're fricking awful, especially RotJ.
      John Williams can't save shitty writing and editing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And then they wasted the old cast anyway.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The love and success of EU shows that you're wrong. Directly after ROTJ is the most interesting point to start a new star wars story, not decades later and having them all be utter losers and failures. The EU had many faults, but for the most part was a satisfactory continuation of the story and characters. People who actually gave a shit about star wars just wanted to see the main characters be successful for a little while as they spend their efforts competently building a new galactic government and even starting families and relationships. I loved seeing Han be a respectable general and him and Leia starting an actual family with several kids. Plus Luke having a decent Jedi Academy and getting a girlfriend. I wouldn't give a shit about a new trilogy set a century later. It would just be a completely new franchise unconnected to star wars, and likely a reboot. And of course, fans would be forced to like whatever they came up with because hey, it's star wars right?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's not bad writing simply because it hurts your feelings that the OT heroes faced adversity in middle age

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >TLJ defenders somehow think he was acceptable as the boss villain

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You do realize that JJ Abrams invented Snoke, right? Not Rian Johnson?
      And that TLJ quite specifically killed him off because he was not "acceptable as the boss villain", right?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        and what the frick was Rian's grand plan? To have another movie of Rey and Kylo running around flip flopping between wanting to kill/frick each other?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >To have another movie of Rey and Kylo running around flip flopping between wanting to kill/frick each other?
          Obviously not. That part of the storyline was done, and an outright straight-up redemption arc (as Abrams did it) for Kylo was very much out of the cards, the way TLJ ended.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its Darth Gollum

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