Jimmy. He’s a psychopath who sees himself as the smartest man alive who doesn’t have to follow any rules because he’s smarter and better than that. That little frick rebranded the entire store, when McSpanky’s was a nationally recognized chain. And he fricked up the inventory by not using the cash register. Skeet was nice and tried to level with him, but Jimmy didn’t care
>”I drank some hydrogen dioxide out of a polyethylene cylinder?” >”You mean you drank a bottle of water?” >”That’s what I said simpleton. I drank some hydrogen dioxide out of a polyethylene cylinder”
yeah it's what the FBI keeps putting in my brita filters i keep throwing them out and buying new ones but they keep putting them in, i'm not falling for it anymore ok
>Look Jimmy you little know it all midwit, we use the cash register for many things. To record our tax burden, to re order inventory, and to keep track of marketing trends just to name a few. It's more than a calculator you dumb little shit.
>I KNOW WHAT A CASH REGISTER IS FOR THAT MEANS YOURE A MIDWIT EVEN DOE YOU CAN BUILD A ROBOT DOG AND MACGUYVER FRICKING ROLLER COASTERS INTO SPACE SHIPS IM THE GENIUS FOR USING A FRICKING CASH REGISTER
Is what I would imagine Jimmy would respond in your hypothetical
Jimmy is a textbook autist. He could have easily resolved the situation by using the common term for sodium chloride that every ordinary person uses. But he has to use the "technically correct" term and can't comprehend how that might cause confusion.
>Uh, Jimbo, you realize that the POS is not just a calculator, right? It logs the inventory, sends the order to the kitchen so they know to make it, sends the order to the expeditor so once the food is prepared it can be served to the customer. Also in the same sense that it keeps track of food costs, it tracks your personal cash sales versus the cash in your drawer, so as to prevent theft. You haven't just been slipping the money into your pocket, have you? You're really startin' to frighten me a little, Jimmy. I thought you were a bright kid but damn, you've gone off the rails these last couple of days. Do you need to watch the videos again?
>tfw I was on Jimmy's side as a kid but became a wagie and realized Steve was just trying to do his job and some FNG comes and throws off his groove
Jimmy really is autism incarnate.
Jimmy obviously
Most story conflict was because Jimmy was a wienery little shit
the arrogant redditor with the mop
120 IQ Jimmy vs 140 IQ Skeet
Jimmy is the catalyst for most of Retroville's problems.
Jimmy. He’s a psychopath who sees himself as the smartest man alive who doesn’t have to follow any rules because he’s smarter and better than that. That little frick rebranded the entire store, when McSpanky’s was a nationally recognized chain. And he fricked up the inventory by not using the cash register. Skeet was nice and tried to level with him, but Jimmy didn’t care
Looks AI made
Jimmy because he’s a janny
Skeet for hiring a 10 year old.
but clearly jimmy for being autistic
Dexter mogs Jimmy
he kinda looks like michael shannon
IT WAS JIMMY! HE'LL NEVER CHANGE, EVER SINCE HE WAS NINE! WHAT A SICK JOKE!!!
>this whole thread
Do you morons really not know what sodium chloride is?
>”I drank some hydrogen dioxide out of a polyethylene cylinder?”
>”You mean you drank a bottle of water?”
>”That’s what I said simpleton. I drank some hydrogen dioxide out of a polyethylene cylinder”
>hydrogen dioxide
hazings!
>hydrogen dioxide
That doesn't even exist, chemistrylet
>hydrogen dioxide
good morning sirs!
HE DEFECATED IN A SUNROOF!!! HE'LL NEVER CHANGE! HE'LL ALWAYS BE SODIUM CHLORIDE JIMMY!
It’s called salt
>Actually Jimmy the proper term in the culinary industry is "salt" please try to be more professional. I would hate to have to write you up.
yeah it's what the FBI keeps putting in my brita filters i keep throwing them out and buying new ones but they keep putting them in, i'm not falling for it anymore ok
>I was looking for a job and then I found a job
>Look Jimmy you little know it all midwit, we use the cash register for many things. To record our tax burden, to re order inventory, and to keep track of marketing trends just to name a few. It's more than a calculator you dumb little shit.
>I KNOW WHAT A CASH REGISTER IS FOR THAT MEANS YOURE A MIDWIT EVEN DOE YOU CAN BUILD A ROBOT DOG AND MACGUYVER FRICKING ROLLER COASTERS INTO SPACE SHIPS IM THE GENIUS FOR USING A FRICKING CASH REGISTER
Is what I would imagine Jimmy would respond in your hypothetical
>uhh dude it’s called dicky
>that’s what I said Child Pornography
Jimmy is a textbook autist. He could have easily resolved the situation by using the common term for sodium chloride that every ordinary person uses. But he has to use the "technically correct" term and can't comprehend how that might cause confusion.
>Uh, Jimbo, you realize that the POS is not just a calculator, right? It logs the inventory, sends the order to the kitchen so they know to make it, sends the order to the expeditor so once the food is prepared it can be served to the customer. Also in the same sense that it keeps track of food costs, it tracks your personal cash sales versus the cash in your drawer, so as to prevent theft. You haven't just been slipping the money into your pocket, have you? You're really startin' to frighten me a little, Jimmy. I thought you were a bright kid but damn, you've gone off the rails these last couple of days. Do you need to watch the videos again?
isnt jimmy too young to employ? The owners of spanky's are in the wrong for child labour
>tfw I was on Jimmy's side as a kid but became a wagie and realized Steve was just trying to do his job and some FNG comes and throws off his groove
Jimmy really is autism incarnate.