Quagmire was completely right about Bryan being a hypocritical deadbeat and pseudo intellectual, but Quagmire himself is also a terrible person. Therefore his criticism of Bryan comes off as empty to some people despite the truths within it.
yeah sure, but that's a bit like lambasting someone who lies while you're cheating on your wife.
Quagmire's angle is that he knows he's a terrible person but at least tries to do alot of good to balance it out.
brian makes no effort to be a better person
what a load of horseshit
brian's a well meaning underachiever with less self-awareness than he needs. quagmire has canonically raped people and is a relentless, single-minded pervert
>brian's a well meaning underachiever with less self-awareness than he needs.
What kind of cope is this? Brian doesn't even have a job. He just mooches on Peter while dreaming about banging Lois(when he's not having sex with married women and trannies that is)
the bigger issue is that if you hate somebody, don't go on dinner dates with them and then lose control of your emotions and flip out halfway through. absolute BPD behavior
>brian's a well meaning underachiever with less self-awareness than he needs.
What kind of cope is this? Brian doesn't even have a job. He just mooches on Peter while dreaming about banging Lois(when he's not having sex with married women and trannies that is)
>Brian doesn't even have a job. He just mooches on Peter
he's a dog
He's smarter than Peter and has the ability to have a child with a human woman. He also tries to become a respected author multiple times. That isn't an excuse. He's just a leech.
This. Family guy tried to back step on Quagmire being a complete piece of shit throwaway neighbor when he became part of the permanent friend group. But nobody forgot all the times he’s straight up raped women, even underage girls. So yeah he had absolutely no moral high ground.
The fact that he called out Bryan for hitting on Lois even tho he has been doing the exact same shit since day 1, tells you all you need to know about gaymire
But like Quagmire explains he doesn't pretend to be something he isn't. He is openly a sleazy womanizer, he owns that behavior. Brian acts like he is better than that even though he is not.
Bryan tried to break up Joe's marriage. You know, his paralyzed friend?
yes but bryan is an annoying hypocrite and therefore worse.
So did Bryan but it's OK because he's le dog even though he's obviously supposed to be a middle aged character.
Quagmire is just as scummy as Bryan so yeah I didn’t care about his rant.
The fact that he called out Bryan for hitting on Lois even tho he has been doing the exact same shit since day 1, tells you all you need to know about gaymire
Brian was a good dad who didn’t know he had a son, then the plot of the episode was he became too good a dad and started annoying everyone
His son then left him on his own accord to look after his sick mom
Quagmire just abandons his kids by the lot, one of them canonically became homeless after her mom ditched her after Quagmire did
Quagmire >raped multiple underage girls >raped multiple of-age girls and has a Buffalo Bill pit to kill those that refuse >wanted to rape Joe's newborn daughter >soiled dead corpses >kidnaps and human trafficks >knowingly abandoned his daughter >has many other children he abandoned >cucked Cleveland, ruining his marriage forever >lied to Joe about being a virgin so he can frick Bonnie >tries to cuck Peter many times >only goes to soup kitchens to prey on the mentally ill
Brian >is a little pretentious
Quagmire has raped the world multiple times. Brian deserves to be raped but Quagmire refused to use his powers on the one person who warrants it the most
Quagmire >raped multiple underage girls >raped multiple of-age girls and has a Buffalo Bill pit to kill those that refuse >wanted to rape Joe's newborn daughter >soiled dead corpses >kidnaps and human trafficks >knowingly abandoned his daughter >has many other children he abandoned >cucked Cleveland, ruining his marriage forever >lied to Joe about being a virgin so he can frick Bonnie >tries to cuck Peter many times >only goes to soup kitchens to prey on the mentally ill
Brian >is a little pretentious
South Park is so much better than Family Guy. It’s crazy that people actually still watch Family Guy at all. Old South Park was better than old Family Guy and even new South Park is better than new Family Guy. It’s not even close.
You must have a shit sense of humor then. South Park jokes are often connected to the plot of the episode or the episode leads into them naturally. Any given episode of Family Guy is just like a shitty central plot and then 20 or so completely unrelated cutaway jokes that they cram in randomly. You really could write an infinite number of Family Guy episodes just by throwing darts at an idea board.
South Park jokes are just “haha Cartman’s such a pathetic loser for having a different political opinion than me, here’s 20 minutes of Kyle and Wendy and Michelle Obama btfoing him with a college lecture then beating him up while he cries and makes pig noises”
South Park is incredibly overrated. I still like it more than I dislike it, but for the last 10 years it's basically been "hey, you know this stupid trend? Well lets do a storyline where Cartmen or Randy is really into it. Or the opposite. We don't need to write jokes around the premises, those two are wacky enough as it is!" The Kathleen Kennedy episode was a pretty perfect encapsulation of this. I was really looking forward to it, but it was all so paint by numbers. >Ha, wouldn't it be funny if Cartman, the character on the show who would be the least receptive to Kathleen Kennedy's bullshit WAS Kathleen Kennedy? And, get this, he is the one who is making all these decisions? Also, AI is a hot meme right now, so we'll do that I guess.
I wouldn't say Family Guy is better, because it's honestly not, but I also haven't heard anybody say anything nice about Family Guy in over 20 years.
I hate that it's become nothing but social commentary at this point. South Park was once the funniest show on television, but Trey and Matt are at their best when they're just doing absurdist jokes. The musical was one of the best comedy films of all time, and very little of it was actual social commentary. It was just a big goofy, and incredibly well done comedic musical.
Quagmire has a lifespan of like 70-80 years. Brian won't live to see even a quarter of that. I say let the homie have what little he can before the end.
brian is irrecoverably in the wrong and people who try to defend him are the type of insecure people who simply feel intrinsically targeted by and sort of direct confrontation
>suddenly brings up 'catcher in the rye' out of nowhere and starts ranting about it >genuinely thinks holden caulfield was meant to come across as some profound intellectual
I swear to god that book lives rent-free in the heads of the dumbest c**ts. they get forced to read it in school, and they're so stupid they think you're supposed to like and agree with everything the protagonist says and does, as if him being a spoiled brat wasn't the entire point of the novel, then they whine about the book decades later because they were forced to read, once, and it gave them PTSD. kill john lennon.
Is there a term that describes a lovable side character getting more and more screen time until their character development makes them hated? I feel as though this is common.
I hate both of them, but mostly Quagmire for being a rapist piece of shit. The worst part is how smug he is and how uppity he gets or the way he treats his so-called friends. Brian has an excuse, he is a dumb dog and knows no better. Quagmire knows better but doesn't have any morals to speak of. For some reason he stopped being a rapist and potential serial killer to a cat lady. Nothing likeable except when he is used as a vehicle to mock coomers with online porn or wine aunts with their thousand cats household.
it's amazing how libshits actually seethe because the deadbeat dad dog loser perfectly encapsulates themselves. it must be extremely painful for them everytime seth digs too deep on that subject
quagmire, obviously
quagmire's list was justified tho
yeah sure, but that's a bit like lambasting someone who lies while you're cheating on your wife.
Dogs should not be at the table.
Quagmire was completely right about Bryan being a hypocritical deadbeat and pseudo intellectual, but Quagmire himself is also a terrible person. Therefore his criticism of Bryan comes off as empty to some people despite the truths within it.
Quagmire's angle is that he knows he's a terrible person but at least tries to do alot of good to balance it out.
brian makes no effort to be a better person
what a load of horseshit
brian's a well meaning underachiever with less self-awareness than he needs. quagmire has canonically raped people and is a relentless, single-minded pervert
>brian's a well meaning underachiever with less self-awareness than he needs.
What kind of cope is this? Brian doesn't even have a job. He just mooches on Peter while dreaming about banging Lois(when he's not having sex with married women and trannies that is)
Also, he’s a dog. No shit he’s gonna be way dumber than a human.
>and is a relentless, single-minded pervert
Not anymore 🙂
all heterosexual sex has some component of rape, so you're all either hypocrites, homosexuals, or virgins
Elaborate
Poojeet please use the loo
I have a rape fetish and hate women
hur dur homosexuals don't rape each other all the time
>but at least tries to do alot of good to balance it out.
being a good person is not a transaction
I actually love the new douchebag pretentious liberal underachieving brian
Quagmire is a literal rapist
what good did quagmire ever do lol his whole shtick is he pumps and dumps women with the occasional rape, also he finds underage girls attractive
the bigger issue is that if you hate somebody, don't go on dinner dates with them and then lose control of your emotions and flip out halfway through. absolute BPD behavior
>Brian doesn't even have a job. He just mooches on Peter
he's a dog
>He's a dog
He's smarter than Peter and has the ability to have a child with a human woman. He also tries to become a respected author multiple times. That isn't an excuse. He's just a leech.
This. Family guy tried to back step on Quagmire being a complete piece of shit throwaway neighbor when he became part of the permanent friend group. But nobody forgot all the times he’s straight up raped women, even underage girls. So yeah he had absolutely no moral high ground.
So did Bryan but it's OK because he's le dog even though he's obviously supposed to be a middle aged character.
>So did Bryan
No he hasn't
Why do you keep spelling it with a “y” homosexual?
yes but bryan is an annoying hypocrite and therefore worse.
Quagmire is just as scummy as Bryan so yeah I didn’t care about his rant.
The fact that he called out Bryan for hitting on Lois even tho he has been doing the exact same shit since day 1, tells you all you need to know about gaymire
But like Quagmire explains he doesn't pretend to be something he isn't. He is openly a sleazy womanizer, he owns that behavior. Brian acts like he is better than that even though he is not.
Admitting you're a piece of shit doesnt make you less of a piece of shit.
False admitting to a fault is the first step. Brian isn’t even self aware.
Giggity
>Bryan
>brian is an unsufferable butthole
>but quagmire is just a bad, immoral person
but
>Who was in the wrong here?
all of us, for watching this garbage
>Quagmire, you're a rapist.
Whataboutism isn't an argument. Especially not when you point blank ask someone why they don't like you.
I'm not going to listen to a rapist pedo that's also a deadbeat dad lecture me on morality and not being a loser.
Brian is also a deadbeat dad.
Brian was a good dad who didn’t know he had a son, then the plot of the episode was he became too good a dad and started annoying everyone
His son then left him on his own accord to look after his sick mom
Quagmire just abandons his kids by the lot, one of them canonically became homeless after her mom ditched her after Quagmire did
it's actually an ad hominem
He rapes, but he also saves
I'm a what?!
"Hey Peter, remember the time I actually did volunteer at a soup kitchen, and Quagmire was only there to rape the mentally ill?"
Bryan tried to break up Joe's marriage. You know, his paralyzed friend?
Quagmire actually went through with cucking Cleveland. Brian's only friends with Peter.
>rape
nope
yep. Quagmire's mentioned to rape multiple times. He has a Silence of the Lambs pit he kills women in if they refuse
it's funny how progressives think mentally ill people should never have sex "for their own good"
I don't think that's a one-sided political stance bro, I think most normal people think mentally ill people shouldn't have sex.
add stealing food from the homeless
>Yeah I may be a rapist and pedophile Brian but at least I'm not rude
Who do you think
Quagmire has helped save the world on multiple occasions. Brian has endangered the world on multiple occasions.
>Quagmire has helped save the world
When? Brian literally saved the universe many times from Bertram.
Quagmire has raped the world multiple times. Brian deserves to be raped but Quagmire refused to use his powers on the one person who warrants it the most
Quagmire would never. He's not some disgusting homosexual
The waiter for bringing a bottle of ketchup to accompany their steak. yeah, yeah, Blompf joke rarara
>hey Quagmire can we come with you while you do your bang chicks all around the country tour?
>sure my good friend Brian
What happened?
Forgot pic
Quagmire
>raped multiple underage girls
>raped multiple of-age girls and has a Buffalo Bill pit to kill those that refuse
>wanted to rape Joe's newborn daughter
>soiled dead corpses
>kidnaps and human trafficks
>knowingly abandoned his daughter
>has many other children he abandoned
>cucked Cleveland, ruining his marriage forever
>lied to Joe about being a virgin so he can frick Bonnie
>tries to cuck Peter many times
>only goes to soup kitchens to prey on the mentally ill
Brian
>is a little pretentious
This
I mean, Brian has done some questionable things, but not nearly as long of a list as this.
South Park is so much better than Family Guy. It’s crazy that people actually still watch Family Guy at all. Old South Park was better than old Family Guy and even new South Park is better than new Family Guy. It’s not even close.
It's not 2002 anymore. Let it go.
I have never laughed once at libcuck park
>I am a terminally online contrarian /misc/chud 18 year old or under ZOOMER I post about how much I hate trannies but I also have 30 gb of trap porn
mysoginistic men watch porn with women in it.
You must have a shit sense of humor then. South Park jokes are often connected to the plot of the episode or the episode leads into them naturally. Any given episode of Family Guy is just like a shitty central plot and then 20 or so completely unrelated cutaway jokes that they cram in randomly. You really could write an infinite number of Family Guy episodes just by throwing darts at an idea board.
he nice work pointing out something that was pointed out by the literal show 20 years ago
South Park jokes are just “haha Cartman’s such a pathetic loser for having a different political opinion than me, here’s 20 minutes of Kyle and Wendy and Michelle Obama btfoing him with a college lecture then beating him up while he cries and makes pig noises”
I hated that scene so much, way to ruin the fun.
kyle gets made fun of for being a sanctimonious hypocrite all the time.
South Park is incredibly overrated. I still like it more than I dislike it, but for the last 10 years it's basically been "hey, you know this stupid trend? Well lets do a storyline where Cartmen or Randy is really into it. Or the opposite. We don't need to write jokes around the premises, those two are wacky enough as it is!" The Kathleen Kennedy episode was a pretty perfect encapsulation of this. I was really looking forward to it, but it was all so paint by numbers.
>Ha, wouldn't it be funny if Cartman, the character on the show who would be the least receptive to Kathleen Kennedy's bullshit WAS Kathleen Kennedy? And, get this, he is the one who is making all these decisions? Also, AI is a hot meme right now, so we'll do that I guess.
I wouldn't say Family Guy is better, because it's honestly not, but I also haven't heard anybody say anything nice about Family Guy in over 20 years.
I hate that it's become nothing but social commentary at this point. South Park was once the funniest show on television, but Trey and Matt are at their best when they're just doing absurdist jokes. The musical was one of the best comedy films of all time, and very little of it was actual social commentary. It was just a big goofy, and incredibly well done comedic musical.
Shit, when you distill it all down to that, checked.
i love to bask in the genius of seth mcrobust
Quagmire has a lifespan of like 70-80 years. Brian won't live to see even a quarter of that. I say let the homie have what little he can before the end.
brian is irrecoverably in the wrong and people who try to defend him are the type of insecure people who simply feel intrinsically targeted by and sort of direct confrontation
Rapist talking down to a troony chaser.
I mean both are bad really.
brian gave a baby herpes, quagmire only rapes teens
Quagmire was in the wrong. Brian tried to make a geniune attempt to ammend things. Quagmire was incredibly standoffish.
You want quagmire to explain how a plane works?
Quagmire was clearly being a dick. Quagmire honestly could've put things in a layman terms for Brian instead of giving a complex answer
Next person to use the ketchup bottle
Surprised nobody has posted the video with all the associated clips rolled into it
I dunno, I don't think pseud patronising atheist is anywhere near as bad as rapist pedophile necrophile who "owns it"
I disagree
Brian. Always Brian.
She was a middle schooler.
Quagmire is a literal rapist
Quagmire is right about Brian but that doesn´t make him any less of a piece of shit.
Quagmire was the one trying to kill Brian with that car. Wasn't he?
Brian is worse because Quagmire is a caricature but there are actual real homosexuals like Brian out there in the real world
>suddenly brings up 'catcher in the rye' out of nowhere and starts ranting about it
>genuinely thinks holden caulfield was meant to come across as some profound intellectual
I swear to god that book lives rent-free in the heads of the dumbest c**ts. they get forced to read it in school, and they're so stupid they think you're supposed to like and agree with everything the protagonist says and does, as if him being a spoiled brat wasn't the entire point of the novel, then they whine about the book decades later because they were forced to read, once, and it gave them PTSD. kill john lennon.
Is there a term that describes a lovable side character getting more and more screen time until their character development makes them hated? I feel as though this is common.
You, the viewer, for watching it
I hate both of them, but mostly Quagmire for being a rapist piece of shit. The worst part is how smug he is and how uppity he gets or the way he treats his so-called friends. Brian has an excuse, he is a dumb dog and knows no better. Quagmire knows better but doesn't have any morals to speak of. For some reason he stopped being a rapist and potential serial killer to a cat lady. Nothing likeable except when he is used as a vehicle to mock coomers with online porn or wine aunts with their thousand cats household.
It's just watching Seth's id fight his ego, the real enemy is the creator of these misanthropic buttholes
>Hypocritical liberal douche bag
>V
>Serial Rapist
That's a toughie
it's amazing how libshits actually seethe because the deadbeat dad dog loser perfectly encapsulates themselves. it must be extremely painful for them everytime seth digs too deep on that subject