Body efficiency. We aren't all born to frick upright in the shower. The idea is more fun than it is in reality. It's more something for teenagers to explore.
That's like a Texas Chainsaw Massacre type shower bro.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Nah it's really nice. Cost $25,000, but the original bathroom was 80s style with carpet and was trash.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>install 2 spouts and 2 seats in a shower >"yes that'll be 25 thousand dollars please"
Ishygddt
8 months ago
Anonymous
>t. moron
They took out a wall, removed the old shower, tub, toilet, sinks, tiled the entire floor, tiled the shower flower to ceiling, installed new shower, new toilet, new tub, new sinks and vanity, added crown molding, and floor-to-ceiling glass for the shower. Yeah, $25,000 was actually a deal.
8 months ago
Anonymous
I wouldve done it for $100.
8 months ago
Anonymous
I will call you next time, anon.
8 months ago
Anonymous
I built a whole second story with 3 rooms a bathroom and a terrace for like 10k. You're a fool lol. Your worker figured out that since you frick in the bathroom you must be some kind or fool, and the proceeded to frick you in the bathroom just like you like it so much.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Lol congrats on being a cheap white trash worker gay. You probably steal people's shit.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>You probably steal people's shit.
hell yeah, especially if they're pigskins with 25k bathrooms
I would’ve started with 30 minutes of Mike Adriano style ass eating first, then quietly jerk myself off into the floor, then I’d be able to last longer once I stuck it in
I’m jealous of guys that can go fast. I Delayed ejaculation. Sure, fricking a long time sounds cool. But after b***h gotten off they’re bored as frick after 20 minutes. No b***h give you a 30 minute BJ. i’ve had to fake it and jerk off later
Same, I have a gigantic wiener and last for hours at a time. It sucks when these b***hes pass out afterwards when I'm just trying to hangout and cuddle...
Yes I'm totally joking and somehow know about the pain of fricking these girls into the mattress where they stay the entire night while I have to sit in my room with a snoring loser who can't handle my wiener.
I’m on tren, for some reason it takes me like an hour of straight pumping to cum. That or like 30 mins of nasty ass dirty talk where the girl has to be acting like an absolute prostitute. Off tren? Probably a few mins
20 seconds. If you’ve ever had someone hot like that you’ve listed over literally throw themselves at you, soaking wet you can go in dry. The feeling is immense.
I would've fricked her all night. As soon as I finished at the counter, it's on to the floor mattress. All fricking night. Then I'd show up to work and kiss Marty on the lips like an Italian. Don't let me around your personal life.
>I would've fricked her all night
This is a fricking meme no one fricks all night, maybe two different sessions an hour apart or so, but just non stop fricking??? Nah chafing would happen
I would've fricked her all night. As soon as I finished at the counter, it's on to the floor mattress. All fricking night. Then I'd show up to work and kiss Marty on the lips like an Italian. Don't let me around your personal life.
please have sex once in your life before commenting again
no. I don't do it more often than every few months, the hangover is too severe.
I've known people that did it several days in a row. none of them said anything good about it.
I've literally fricked a girl for 8 hours straight, nothing but pomegranates for fuel. she had BPD tho so it's more like I was fricked for 8 hours and fed pomegranates when my endurance flagged.
Nah man you just actling like you're something when you aint. My dick now lives rent free in your head
8 months ago
Anonymous
Tiny penis.
8 months ago
Anonymous
My penis flexes in your head, up and down if goes, like my penis trick? No hands.
8 months ago
Anonymous
yeah let me suck your tiny wiener bro ill do you a favor and gulp down your tiny little sperm 🙂
you saying fricking isnt good with your tiny wiener is like saying PC gaming is shit because you have a bad laptop. find other hobbies.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Haha it really does live in your head, where did I say fricking sucks??? Are you going to cry? Gonna piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?
8 months ago
Anonymous
Yes to all of those because you won't let me suck your tiny penis. Why are you doing this to me? All I think about is your microscopic wiener and balls. Let me taste them.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Ohhh you! Wanting little balls and peepees in your mouth. Venmo me $500 little simp b***h and will take a picture of one of my pubes.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Woah man... not cool... you took it to a very strange place... is this how your brain operates? A person offers to suck your wiener and balls for the very first time in your life and this is how you repay them?
8 months ago
Anonymous
it's impolite is what it is
8 months ago
Anonymous
Hey I just wanna ask some questions, some simple ones. Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
8 months ago
Anonymous
Joe Biden. President.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Ahhh now everything makes sense, my penis may no longer live in your head, dont talk to me or my penis ever again.
8 months ago
Anonymous
yeah let me suck your tiny wiener bro ill do you a favor and gulp down your tiny little sperm 🙂
you saying fricking isnt good with your tiny wiener is like saying PC gaming is shit because you have a bad laptop. find other hobbies.
>Sounds boring as frick,
Even if I could frick for hours, why would you want to? After I cum I'm good for the day. Maybe when I was 16 or something but like I have other shit to do.
Because you have a huge wiener and she's begging for it? It's so hot. Why wouldn't I if I have the time? What would you be doing... browsing Cinemaphile and playing video games?
I've literally fricked a girl for 8 hours straight, nothing but pomegranates for fuel. she had BPD tho so it's more like I was fricked for 8 hours and fed pomegranates when my endurance flagged.
Average veganal sex world wide is 3-7 minutes. No woman is going to let you pound her vegana for 8 hours. After 20 minutes they start complaining. Area can only stay lubricated for so long She’d be raw and have to go hospital. Stop your bullshit.
8 months ago
Anonymous
This is getting sad man.... just admit youre suited to other hobbies... not fricking pussy like a boss... because you have a tiny penis...
8 months ago
Anonymous
Stop you’re lying. Not kidding anyone.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>No woman is going to let you pound her vegana for 8 hours.
ding ding ding. Another reason how I can tell those guys are virgins.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Sorry she wants you out of her vegana as soon as possible because you cant frick. Must be rough.
8 months ago
Anonymous
It's true that the average is something like 5 minutes, but that's the average between sex that lasts 40 seconds and sex that lasts 40 minutes. Add drugs and rape and rape on drugs to that, and fricking for a couple hours is definitely possible.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Not saying it isn’t possible. Cali be out this moron saying he’s fricking women for 8 hours straight. Unless it’s a blow up doll
This. I always hate when dudes talk about "we fricked all night bro" no you didn't. No one does.
Only when I was 17 was I able to frick then start again right away and even that was a bit of a struggle.
Come one now, If you're 17-27, you can easily pop out five sessions a night. It's possible to make love all night. With breaks of eating, sleeping, cuddling, smoking in between.
Because you have a huge wiener and she's begging for it? It's so hot. Why wouldn't I if I have the time? What would you be doing... browsing Cinemaphile and playing video games?
virgins
No woman wants to have sex this much unless she is a prostitute or she was abused as a child and has mental issues from it
Because you have a huge wiener and she's begging for it? It's so hot. Why wouldn't I if I have the time? What would you be doing... browsing Cinemaphile and playing video games?
I guess when I was a teen this would be a turn on but fricking once sure then maybe later in the night. But I would rather be doing literally anything else.
see once you have sex on a regular basis you aren't a sex craved virgin anymore and sex becomes just a normal thing
>No woman wants to have sex this much
Teenage girls are just as horny as teenage men, if not more. And it lasts for quite a long time.
My friends told me stories about being with their girl and just fricking everywhere, anytime.
I'm jealous about it.
>Blowjobs in the car >Fricking in the kitchen >Fricking in her room >Fricking in the car >Fricking outdoors >Fricking in the changement room. >Fricking in the pool stalls >Fricking in the car (I've heard this is highly impractical and shit) even though it's a movie trope.
They did it all. Except for the 'Miles High' club. So if I can do that one, I will have redeemed myself. Except, I've been on a plane a couple of times and went to scope out the toilet and it looks impossible.
I just like a frick in the bedroom. I've become boring. The destroyer of moods.
Jealous seething virgins will do ANYTHING to portray sex as this lame mediocre thing that nobody really wants to do anyways.... because they are coping with the fact that they will NEVER know the joys of a sexual marathon with a beautiful woman who is begging for you to ravish her.
8 months ago
Anonymous
this is true, young women under 30 just want to be ravished constantly. They are always horny especially after their periods they get max horny level. They will never know how it feels to plop plap tight pussy on peak cycle.
>heir girl and just fricking everywhere, anytime.
99% chance she was abused and or mentally ill
8 months ago
Anonymous
trips of truth. but why is this so terrible to you? is it because you want to marry these hoes because you are a virgin? dont marry them! they will never love you the way you think it should be! just frick em!!!!
8 months ago
Anonymous
Fricking crazy women it's like making a deal with the devil. I know you think you can just frick them and leave but that's not how it really goes.
8 months ago
Anonymous
how do you speak to these women before you bed them? don't give them that hope that you're anything more, and it weeds out those truly obsessive demons. you simply get the criers and liars who make things weird when you see them.
Maybe he coomed before penetration and thought "shit better put it in quick before I deflate" and it was a flaccid wiener squashing against her ass you know just embarassing for everyone concerned
Both of them were in the wrong.
Rust for being a terrible friend and allowing it to happen.
Marty's wife for even going there and letting it happen as well.
>be angry and violent at your friend who was taken advantage of >grovel, cry and beg to the vindicative sober prostitute who did it
sad. many such real life cases.
last couple of times i was with a woman i either came on entry or within seconds. this has killed my drive because what's the point getting with someone if you're gonna embarrass yourself
what do?
I thought some women took it as a compliment when they make you bust super fast cus it's basically saying they're so hot you can't resist
them but then again they get no pleasure from it either
Anal is overrated besides the funny sound and being very tight, it requires the partner to clean her hole very well and it's not as pleasurable as veganal.
People watch too much porn. Don’t understand that the b***hes get enamas and anal douches and then stick butt plug up their asses to prep for ass fricking scenes.
I hear about dudes with big floppy wieners basically getting worshipped by women and it makes me want to kill myself unironically. If I can't experience women being enthralled with me just by unzipping my pants whats the point? Do I just fricking paint now, or write a book about being a worthless frick? Do I eat food or something? Who gives a shit. Ill eat a bullet instead.
Dude........ LOL... sorry.. ... i meant..... HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH..... wait frick im so fricking sorry dude... what im trying to say it...... Watch American Hustle starring a fat balding Christian Bale if you want the template on how to scam b***hes into not caring about their cervix being touched. I think, wouldn't know.
Movies are nice. Unfortunately, biology is undeniable. Instinct tells a woman that a 5 foot tall balding fat man with a fat 8 inch dick is more worth worshipping than a 6 foot tall ripped guy with 5 inches.
No matter how many experiences i have with women, i still get a bitter pang of jealousy when i see a scene like this or hear about something like this happening.
How long would you have lasted?
Drunk and fricking upright? Too long.
This, why the frick does standing make having an erection/cumming twice as difficult? Blood drains out your dick and to your legs?
standing up is harder than it looks.
fatso
Body efficiency. We aren't all born to frick upright in the shower. The idea is more fun than it is in reality. It's more something for teenagers to explore.
When you get old enough, you can remodel your bathroom to have a 2 shower-head shower, and 2 benches, so you can bend her over the bench and go at it.
That's like a Texas Chainsaw Massacre type shower bro.
Nah it's really nice. Cost $25,000, but the original bathroom was 80s style with carpet and was trash.
>install 2 spouts and 2 seats in a shower
>"yes that'll be 25 thousand dollars please"
Ishygddt
>t. moron
They took out a wall, removed the old shower, tub, toilet, sinks, tiled the entire floor, tiled the shower flower to ceiling, installed new shower, new toilet, new tub, new sinks and vanity, added crown molding, and floor-to-ceiling glass for the shower. Yeah, $25,000 was actually a deal.
I wouldve done it for $100.
I will call you next time, anon.
I built a whole second story with 3 rooms a bathroom and a terrace for like 10k. You're a fool lol. Your worker figured out that since you frick in the bathroom you must be some kind or fool, and the proceeded to frick you in the bathroom just like you like it so much.
Lol congrats on being a cheap white trash worker gay. You probably steal people's shit.
>You probably steal people's shit.
hell yeah, especially if they're pigskins with 25k bathrooms
my dick doesnt do that curve up thing and sometimes i think gravity is working against me on this
rare non-virgin Cinemaphile poster
one second longer than rustoleum
we're talking seconds
explosion on contact
>michelle monaghan
I give myself 2 minutes tops
But Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Michelle? 30 seconds.
I wouldn't have lasted, I would have listened. Which no one did
I would’ve started with 30 minutes of Mike Adriano style ass eating first, then quietly jerk myself off into the floor, then I’d be able to last longer once I stuck it in
A few seconds after I put it in. I don't even care. Pussy is too good, it's just too fricking good.
As soon as a woman entered my home and her pussi stink flooded my nostrils, that would be it.
I’m jealous of guys that can go fast. I Delayed ejaculation. Sure, fricking a long time sounds cool. But after b***h gotten off they’re bored as frick after 20 minutes. No b***h give you a 30 minute BJ. i’ve had to fake it and jerk off later
Same, I have a gigantic wiener and last for hours at a time. It sucks when these b***hes pass out afterwards when I'm just trying to hangout and cuddle...
Unironically this. I know youre joking but this actually happens to me.
Yes I'm totally joking and somehow know about the pain of fricking these girls into the mattress where they stay the entire night while I have to sit in my room with a snoring loser who can't handle my wiener.
Zased
Based Death Grip Gentlemen
Best is when they get pissy because can’t go. “You must‘ve jerked off to porn earlier” or some shit
The moment I put it in
I’m on tren, for some reason it takes me like an hour of straight pumping to cum. That or like 30 mins of nasty ass dirty talk where the girl has to be acting like an absolute prostitute. Off tren? Probably a few mins
two pumps
20 seconds. If you’ve ever had someone hot like that you’ve listed over literally throw themselves at you, soaking wet you can go in dry. The feeling is immense.
Sexhavers are always in the wrong, hogging all the sex like it's some sort of finite resource. Let be ramage around in your ham purse, bastard!
What's this?
That's what people used to call sex 20 years ago.
Nowadays it's rape
I would've fricked her all night. As soon as I finished at the counter, it's on to the floor mattress. All fricking night. Then I'd show up to work and kiss Marty on the lips like an Italian. Don't let me around your personal life.
>I would've fricked her all night
This is a fricking meme no one fricks all night, maybe two different sessions an hour apart or so, but just non stop fricking??? Nah chafing would happen
cope
Hahaha nope I have fricked, unlike you.
seethe too
if you brag about getting laid on Cinemaphile you've essentially regained your virginity
Classic
Born again channer.
please have sex once in your life before commenting again
you’ve never taken MDMA
Come on that isnt fair thats like taking steroids for sports, and you know that
>thats like taking steroids for sports
KEK. I was just refuting the claim that nobody can go all night. for the most part I agree with you
I have. Try doing it every night for a week. Hell just three days.
no. I don't do it more often than every few months, the hangover is too severe.
I've known people that did it several days in a row. none of them said anything good about it.
I have. And it's not fun to frick on, it's frustrating. I can't cum and I don't really got horny anyway. I just want to babble on about nothing.
I've literally fricked a girl for 8 hours straight, nothing but pomegranates for fuel. she had BPD tho so it's more like I was fricked for 8 hours and fed pomegranates when my endurance flagged.
It's genuinely only possible with a crazy person. They do so much work. It's based.
stay safe out there bro, these crazy hoes will suck out your soul.
My dick gets raw after two hours, what are you doing?
Oral sex breaks and toys and bondage play
Sounds boring as frick, just like the people who say they edged for hours, just sounds boring as frick. Fricking is good and all but not that good
You have a tiny wiener
Is he white?
Nah man you just actling like you're something when you aint. My dick now lives rent free in your head
Tiny penis.
My penis flexes in your head, up and down if goes, like my penis trick? No hands.
yeah let me suck your tiny wiener bro ill do you a favor and gulp down your tiny little sperm 🙂
you saying fricking isnt good with your tiny wiener is like saying PC gaming is shit because you have a bad laptop. find other hobbies.
Haha it really does live in your head, where did I say fricking sucks??? Are you going to cry? Gonna piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?
Yes to all of those because you won't let me suck your tiny penis. Why are you doing this to me? All I think about is your microscopic wiener and balls. Let me taste them.
Ohhh you! Wanting little balls and peepees in your mouth. Venmo me $500 little simp b***h and will take a picture of one of my pubes.
Woah man... not cool... you took it to a very strange place... is this how your brain operates? A person offers to suck your wiener and balls for the very first time in your life and this is how you repay them?
it's impolite is what it is
Hey I just wanna ask some questions, some simple ones. Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Joe Biden. President.
Ahhh now everything makes sense, my penis may no longer live in your head, dont talk to me or my penis ever again.
>Boys will be boys
Master Wizard move. Got head.
>Sounds boring as frick,
Even if I could frick for hours, why would you want to? After I cum I'm good for the day. Maybe when I was 16 or something but like I have other shit to do.
Because you have a huge wiener and she's begging for it? It's so hot. Why wouldn't I if I have the time? What would you be doing... browsing Cinemaphile and playing video games?
stop doing coke/meth and your dick might stop being vestigial
100% guarentee its the SSRIs
kick that shit now
>I've literally fricked a girl for 8 hours straight,
No you didn't
seething virgins with tiny wieners on Cinemaphile? more common than you might think
Average veganal sex world wide is 3-7 minutes. No woman is going to let you pound her vegana for 8 hours. After 20 minutes they start complaining. Area can only stay lubricated for so long She’d be raw and have to go hospital. Stop your bullshit.
This is getting sad man.... just admit youre suited to other hobbies... not fricking pussy like a boss... because you have a tiny penis...
Stop you’re lying. Not kidding anyone.
>No woman is going to let you pound her vegana for 8 hours.
ding ding ding. Another reason how I can tell those guys are virgins.
Sorry she wants you out of her vegana as soon as possible because you cant frick. Must be rough.
It's true that the average is something like 5 minutes, but that's the average between sex that lasts 40 seconds and sex that lasts 40 minutes. Add drugs and rape and rape on drugs to that, and fricking for a couple hours is definitely possible.
Not saying it isn’t possible. Cali be out this moron saying he’s fricking women for 8 hours straight. Unless it’s a blow up doll
This. I always hate when dudes talk about "we fricked all night bro" no you didn't. No one does.
Only when I was 17 was I able to frick then start again right away and even that was a bit of a struggle.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA cope. seethe. tiny wiener with no stamina. plus youre fat.
I can tell you are a virgin because dick size has nothing to do with stamina you fricking moron
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Come one now, If you're 17-27, you can easily pop out five sessions a night. It's possible to make love all night. With breaks of eating, sleeping, cuddling, smoking in between.
virgins
No woman wants to have sex this much unless she is a prostitute or she was abused as a child and has mental issues from it
I guess when I was a teen this would be a turn on but fricking once sure then maybe later in the night. But I would rather be doing literally anything else.
see once you have sex on a regular basis you aren't a sex craved virgin anymore and sex becomes just a normal thing
>No woman wants to have sex this much
Teenage girls are just as horny as teenage men, if not more. And it lasts for quite a long time.
My friends told me stories about being with their girl and just fricking everywhere, anytime.
I'm jealous about it.
>Blowjobs in the car
>Fricking in the kitchen
>Fricking in her room
>Fricking in the car
>Fricking outdoors
>Fricking in the changement room.
>Fricking in the pool stalls
>Fricking in the car (I've heard this is highly impractical and shit) even though it's a movie trope.
They did it all. Except for the 'Miles High' club. So if I can do that one, I will have redeemed myself. Except, I've been on a plane a couple of times and went to scope out the toilet and it looks impossible.
I just like a frick in the bedroom. I've become boring. The destroyer of moods.
>elevator
Jealous seething virgins will do ANYTHING to portray sex as this lame mediocre thing that nobody really wants to do anyways.... because they are coping with the fact that they will NEVER know the joys of a sexual marathon with a beautiful woman who is begging for you to ravish her.
this is true, young women under 30 just want to be ravished constantly. They are always horny especially after their periods they get max horny level. They will never know how it feels to plop plap tight pussy on peak cycle.
>heir girl and just fricking everywhere, anytime.
99% chance she was abused and or mentally ill
trips of truth. but why is this so terrible to you? is it because you want to marry these hoes because you are a virgin? dont marry them! they will never love you the way you think it should be! just frick em!!!!
Fricking crazy women it's like making a deal with the devil. I know you think you can just frick them and leave but that's not how it really goes.
how do you speak to these women before you bed them? don't give them that hope that you're anything more, and it weeds out those truly obsessive demons. you simply get the criers and liars who make things weird when you see them.
You need to adjust the handle Rust
This lawn... is like somebody's forgotten dream of a lawn....
My eternal curse every summer. to mow the lawn on time. it's metaphysical when you think about it
cute butt
I love how doughy it is
No one here would last. They'd ejaculate the minute they felt that heavenly softness.
for me. it's the added detail that her underwear matches her dress.
it just makes this perfect.
who could possibly resist?
fugg
>matching panties
bruh
God damn. perfect
>cheating on this
Marty was a fricking moron
He was fricking Daddario though, so more like a Chad
hang in there rust
was it rape?
yes, maggie raped cohle. he was drinking and couldn't consent.
This. I fricked so many drunken bastards it's unreal.
>This. I fricked so many drunken bastards it's unreal.
other way around sweaty
Just fricked her with her panties on shoving your dick and her panties in at the same time
>2 seconds in heaven is better than 1 second in heaven
with me 2 seconds is all you need
because I'm so intense
Then you tell me that you want some more
Well, I’m not surprised
Though I am quite sleepy
Did she enjoy it
yes the three pumps were very enjoyable she couldn't wait to get more premature steve action later in her life
Do some guys really explode after 3 pumps lmao
count the pumps in the webm
Maybe he coomed before penetration and thought "shit better put it in quick before I deflate" and it was a flaccid wiener squashing against her ass you know just embarassing for everyone concerned
you just know they had a "lost in translation" reference
>Marty gets to frick prime Mammario and the cute teen jailbait in long sex scenes
>"Executive producer: Woody Harrelson"
Based
I would do the same
I would make the sex scenes even longer. And also pay some guy on set to ruin takes, so that they have to be done again.
Anal in the culo?
To be fair, the whole point of movies and television are to be fantasies of the people making them. Most of the time.
in the wrong hole?
Why would I want to finish in the wrong hole? I don't want to get her pregnant.
Both of them were in the wrong.
Rust for being a terrible friend and allowing it to happen.
Marty's wife for even going there and letting it happen as well.
Marty was cheating on her and she knew Rust was on the grind. It was a revenge shag.
two wrongs don't make a right moron
doens't matter had sex
>t. animal
the woman
The slampig for getting between bros.
The woman is always in the wrong.
How quickly he snapped out of it and told her to get the frick out after cumming was always pretty funny to me
post-nut clarity
All parties
>be angry and violent at your friend who was taken advantage of
>grovel, cry and beg to the vindicative sober prostitute who did it
sad. many such real life cases.
Both of them are at fault, but Rust to a significantly lesser degree. He also NEVER forgave her for it
Her for lying to Marty about how good it was
The only time men truly fight each other is over a fricking woman
Bitches are cancer, and enemies of men.
Ass double, sorry boys
takes two to tango
Mods deemed this to be ok
last couple of times i was with a woman i either came on entry or within seconds. this has killed my drive because what's the point getting with someone if you're gonna embarrass yourself
what do?
jerk off before and try not being such a selfish incel making the sex all about you.
if i jerk off before the fog of horniness is lifted and i no longer want to meet with them
then frick cooler people
I thought some women took it as a compliment when they make you bust super fast cus it's basically saying they're so hot you can't resist
them but then again they get no pleasure from it either
compliments arent as based as getting fricked so hard you are screaming into a pillow
Mom?
Yes, sweetie? 🙂
Finger/lick/dildo them until your dick is good to go again.
where has the monk thread gone?
>What if Hannibal was a Chan user
>Who was in the wrong here?
Not enough mermussy
she has an insane body
Anal is overrated besides the funny sound and being very tight, it requires the partner to clean her hole very well and it's not as pleasurable as veganal.
Who said anything about anal?
Sorry, happens when you have a huge wiener and tons of sex. I get the holes confused sometimes.
People watch too much porn. Don’t understand that the b***hes get enamas and anal douches and then stick butt plug up their asses to prep for ass fricking scenes.
I hear about dudes with big floppy wieners basically getting worshipped by women and it makes me want to kill myself unironically. If I can't experience women being enthralled with me just by unzipping my pants whats the point? Do I just fricking paint now, or write a book about being a worthless frick? Do I eat food or something? Who gives a shit. Ill eat a bullet instead.
Dude........ LOL... sorry.. ... i meant..... HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH..... wait frick im so fricking sorry dude... what im trying to say it...... Watch American Hustle starring a fat balding Christian Bale if you want the template on how to scam b***hes into not caring about their cervix being touched. I think, wouldn't know.
This could be you, bro. You could be him. Don't ever stress it. It's that simple.
have a nice day. I don't look like Christian Bale and I never will. Frick you.
Movies are nice. Unfortunately, biology is undeniable. Instinct tells a woman that a 5 foot tall balding fat man with a fat 8 inch dick is more worth worshipping than a 6 foot tall ripped guy with 5 inches.
True, guess you should die then.
80% of sex is in your head. Women don't want you, they want a fantasy.
>ywn
Rust for not putting in her butthole.
crazy how everyone has a gigantic penis in this thread.
thanks bro I didn't even to do anything to get it
I am 29 years old and I never evne kissed a girl
The woman, blatantly.
No matter how many experiences i have with women, i still get a bitter pang of jealousy when i see a scene like this or hear about something like this happening.