>Mace Windu: Anakin you are a terrible Jedi, stop having attachments >Also Mace Windu: Anakin could you please have a meltdown over Obi-Wan's death? We need it to look convincing
What did he mean by this?
Reminds me of Star Trek >we're a utopia where every soldier is first and foremost a brain surgeon who solves conflicts with words >that's why we need to go on a super secret spy mission to horribly assassinate...
I don't think many people appreciate the fiction they're writing for
NTA, the many many books that are essentially semi-canon fanfiction, George's policy always was his movies can and will override those.
Except they aren't. The Council and Jedi as portrayed in TCW and Canon overall don't show the same need for reform as they did in other sources.
Anyone who believes Jedi were perfect and right about everything are effectively moronic. Prequels did not ruin Jedi, they were flawed in the OT. Luke disobeyed Yoda and Obi-wan TWICE, and good things came out of that. Actually, refusing to kill Vader AS YODA AND OBI WAN SUGGESTED, was the right decision. Anyone who still believe Jedi and especially Yoda were meant to be always right pure good, are willingly ignoring the very same fiction they claim to be fans of.
6 months ago
Anonymous
Is it true that Vader chucking Sheev into that pit through the force lightning was actually one of the greatest feats of willpower ever or some shit? I remember reading some guy say that force lightning is supposed to be literally impossible to ignore because it's too painful and Sheev just assumed nobody could ever just tank it like Vader did in the end. Or is this just headcanon cope? It's so hard for me to tell anymore.
6 months ago
Anonymous
If it's anything like regular electricity, I imagine it's hard to overcome.
6 months ago
Anonymous
More like fictional dark magic thingy, that works however you want it to.
6 months ago
Anonymous
Doesn't it shock your soul instead of your body? I imagine that's worse than normal shocking.
6 months ago
Anonymous
Well, if it's anything like imageboards, you're fine. I saw and read many things on the*chans that shocked my soul and made me lose faith in humanity....... but I got better.
6 months ago
Anonymous
But there's no time to get better, he had to go over the railing right then.
6 months ago
Anonymous
Somehow, Palpatine was so in the moment, he could not stop unleashing unlimited power as he fell.
6 months ago
Anonymous
I get that. Once you get a good stream going it's hard to stop.
6 months ago
Anonymous
Headcanon cope, but only partly. It being absolutely impossible to withstand is probably in some books, but not in the films. Still, Vader tanked it indeed. Yet, WELL ACTUALLY we do not know how much unlimited powah surged through him, since it was not aimed at him directly.
6 months ago
Anonymous
Headcanon cope, but only partly. It being absolutely impossible to withstand is probably in some books, but not in the films. Still, Vader tanked it indeed. Yet, WELL ACTUALLY we do not know how much unlimited powah surged through him, since it was not aimed at him directly.
An EU novel that started in the immediate aftermath of the end of RotJ had Luke suffering momentary bouts of disorienting pain that he only got checked out once things quieted down at which point the medical-droid is like "holy frick bro your body is trying to shut down from massive and extensive electrical trauma, what did you do" and orders him to immediate and extended bed rest or face another dunk in a bacta tank, only for Luke to respond "What, oh yeah all the force lightning I completely forgot"
6 months ago
Anonymous
Truce at Bakura. Lot of interesting concepts in that one, 80% of which never got mentioned again. Entenching is definitely on my list of top 10 worst ways to die.
6 months ago
Anonymous
>immediate and extended bed rest or face another dunk in a bacta tank
What's the downsides of a dip in a bacta tank? Seems like just a space version of those water massage things where you're kept in sensory deprivation. People pay money for that. I don't get why it's a threat.
6 months ago
Anonymous
>Luke disobeyed Yoda and Obi-wan TWICE, and good things came out of that.
People overstate this. The first time was a reckless gamble that only worked out because of R2. The second time was less a failing on Yoda's/Obi-Wan's part and more a testament to Luke's very privileged insight, and even that didn't go how Luke planned at all.
6 months ago
Anonymous
Anon is correct, about the only net positive of the him leaving for Cloud City is that Yoda effectively considered him a Jedi Knight as he was convinced the only possible outcomes were Luke dying or being turned, so escaping alive, unturned, suffering only near-fatal injuries and losing a hand was basically a miracle. The second time was indeed all Luke. The novel makes the final duel even more wild, Luke actually gives up his lightsaber while he's hiding, pushing it to Vader and allowing him to attach it to his belt to further show his intent to turn Vader back. When Vader taunts him about Leia and Luke goes nuclear he force-rips it off Vader's belt, igniting it midair halfway to him as he comes barreling out of the darkness like a madman
6 months ago
Anonymous
>Prequels did not ruin Jedi, they were flawed in the OT.
The Prequels didn't, moron, TCW did. Shame on me for praising Karen Traviss but at least normal Jedi were leery of the clones in Republic Commando.
6 months ago
Anonymous
TCW is literally nothing but George dumping all of his PT ideas that couldn't make it into the films because of time constraints. The Clone Wars portrayal of the clone-Jedi relationship is objectively orders of magnitude better than >Wow these guys are super sus and we don't trust them at all but we couldn't foresee their betrayal coming because... Because we just couldn't, ok???? We forgor!
>being out of touch, borderline corrupt buttholes was literally the point
In the show, they are mostly slow, indecisive, and ineffective at winning a war. That's why having a dictator like Palpatine made short work of the seperatists (granted he had insider info and his puppetry went from subtle manipulation to cartoonishly outraged puppeteer who foresaw everything like Dumbledore).
Palpatine made short work of the Separatists because he herded them like fish into a barrel with one persona and then had the other persona pull the trigger. Not hard to assassinate people when you've got the luxury of ordering them anywhere at anytime with no protection while keeping your true intentions secret.
Out of touch, sure, but corrupt? I don't really see how. People sight a million different reasons for why the jedi died, but for the most part they died because that lacked the knowledge that the worse person possible was Chancellor.
Nah I can see it. They started playing politics and messing around with that.
6 months ago
Anonymous
If the jedi want to do good on a galactic scale, they kinda have to play politics soemtimes.
6 months ago
Anonymous
I'd say a big part of the problem was that they couldn't commit to either side, neither refusing to have a hand in leading an army of flesh droids, nor asserting themselves sufficiently in the politics they mingled with
End result had them put aside their convictions to become active war generals, while also rolling over for a corrupt and incompetent Senate at every point
6 months ago
Anonymous
The Jedi Order was fricked from the moment they set up shop next to the Senate and swore an oath to uphold the Republic as a political institution. That made it so the instant the Republic became corrupt enough for that vow to conflict with the rest of their Jedi oaths, it would all come crashing down. The Sith recognized this immediately, it just took them 50 generations to arrange those circumstances without getting caught.
>the knowledge that the worse person possible was Chancellor.
"The leader of the Separatists is the Sith Lord. He also financed and leads the army of the Republic Clones" - Count Dooku to Obi-Wan Kenobi
It wouldn't be that hard to figure out it was going to be Palpatine.
It's not that they are fully corrupt, it's that they do the bidding of the senate which is rotten from the ground up outside of like 6 senators.
6 months ago
Anonymous
>Mon Mothma watches the Republic fall apart >Beats the Empire >Implements literally the exact same system that just failed >It all falls apart again almost immediately
Man the sequel trilogy is so fricking gay, man
6 months ago
Anonymous
To be fair, almost the same idea happened in the EU as well. Hell in that one the Empire fully outlasted the new republic and is still a thing a century later. 100% the problem lies in the heart of the rebellion being return to the status quo. We even see with many of the senators in the deleted scenes for RotS that they were mostly just against Palpatine having too much authority, they all seemed pretty ok with the rampant corruption, destruction of populations at the hands of industrialization, and giving undo power to third party corporations. Now the Empire didn't fix these issues under Palpatine but under the remnant it actually did. So it turns out the Empire ran by a military junta or non-evil wizard emperor works better.
6 months ago
Anonymous
But I thought the point of scrapping the EU was because it was cringe fanfiction and that they were going to do something better, not just reskin the worst parts of it.
6 months ago
Anonymous
Well unfortunately no one in lucasfilm had any good ideas outside of a few people. All things considered I think the changes to the remnant have been possitive mainly because I like the idea of imperial warlords all pretending to be disorganized while waging a shadow war against the new republic. Shame we know where it leads and half of it needs the new republic to be comically moronic but it's a good concept.
6 months ago
Anonymous
I remember reading that in George's original draft for TFA, that Republic was still standing and the neo-Empire was operating as an underground insurgency on Space Vietnam (aka Jakku). Also it would have spent almost the whole time being a buddy cop drama between Rey (the rookie) and Luke (the grizzled old veteran who's a week from retirement).
A collection of contemplative monks should not have that kind of military or civic authority. They were security guards that know frickall about leading soldiers in war.
There was nobody else in the galaxy who could lead. It had been like 800 years since the last organized rebellion against the Republic and there hadn't been an official galactic army in living memory. The Republic had relied on the Jedi to do everything, so when it came time for real fighting the Jedi were the only ones with anything even resembling combat experience.
Is that why they were getting in touch with the galaxy, destroying its corrupt members and not being buttholes about it?
I'm not even sure if the only bad/traitor jedi was even on the council.
NTA, the many many books that are essentially semi-canon fanfiction, George's policy always was his movies can and will override those.
[...]
Anyone who believes Jedi were perfect and right about everything are effectively moronic. Prequels did not ruin Jedi, they were flawed in the OT. Luke disobeyed Yoda and Obi-wan TWICE, and good things came out of that. Actually, refusing to kill Vader AS YODA AND OBI WAN SUGGESTED, was the right decision. Anyone who still believe Jedi and especially Yoda were meant to be always right pure good, are willingly ignoring the very same fiction they claim to be fans of.
>refusing to kill Vader AS YODA AND OBI WAN SUGGESTED, was the right decision.
lol, lmao
They didn't think some kid would have plot armour.
>bad/traitor jedi
You're gonna have to narrow that down.
Windo was Republic ride or die to a fault, he was a big reason the Jedi were overly intertwined with government policy. Mundi was so detached he straight up lacked empathy, there's a reason he's the one we see ordering the use of flamethrowers. Just the council was full of bad Jedi who had lost track of the the big picture and their duty to the people of the galaxy
>corrupt
no. if you said negligent, yes. hypocritical? yes.
Except they aren't. The Council and Jedi as portrayed in TCW and Canon overall don't show the same need for reform as they did in other sources.
>they don't show the same need for reform
the absence of perceivable the sith was a red flag, they should have asked why sith were no longer around
also not signing off on assassinations until halfway through a war is weak as shit. if you can take out a war criminal that's killing civilians, you fricking do it.
>the absence of perceivable the sith was a red flag, they should have asked why sith were no longer around
They probably just thought the line of Sith was broken. There's only two of them so if they both die there's no Sith until someone finds a Sith holocron and trains as one.
6 months ago
Anonymous
yeah the jedi were gathering sith artifacts and hiding them away in the temple. they didn't actually know there were two left.
the implications of no sith should have changed their outlook, instead they got mired down because they never challenged the republic and were not class conscious. coruscant literally has hundreds if not thousands of levels and the further you go down the worse it gets. that right there is a huge indicator of why the jedi were ineffective
>someone finds a sith holocron and trains as one
that's not how it works AT ALL and the sith holocrons were kept in places full of traps and creatures so anyone trying to get it had to prove themselves. only trained force users could succeed at such tasks
6 months ago
Anonymous
>corrupt
no. if you said negligent, yes. hypocritical? yes.
[...] >they don't show the same need for reform
the absence of perceivable the sith was a red flag, they should have asked why sith were no longer around
also not signing off on assassinations until halfway through a war is weak as shit. if you can take out a war criminal that's killing civilians, you fricking do it.
>The Jedi Order's problem is Yoda. No being can wield that kind of power for centuries without becoming complacent at best or corrupt at worst. He's got no idea it's overtaken him; he no longer sees all the little cumulative evils the Republic tolerates and fosters, from slavery to endless wars, and he never asks "Why are we not acting to stop this?" Live alongside corruption for too long, and you no longer notice the stench. The Jedi cannot help the slaves of Tatooine, but they can help the slavemasters.
6 months ago
Anonymous
yoda wasn't complacent, he was long lived. because other beings had shorter lifespans and short attention spans he couldn't relate as well and he didnt adjust his expectations
6 months ago
Anonymous
Approximately how many weeks until Yoda planned to fix the Senate? Keep in mind that even if Palpatine didn't destroy the Jedi, he would have died of old age anyway in less than 30 years.
6 months ago
Anonymous
also those words are fricking hollow since dooku had absolutely no conversations with sidious about ending slavery
6 months ago
Anonymous
He joined up with Sheev for the same reason Anakin did, to seize unilateral control of the galaxy so he could outlaw all that stuff and kill anyone who complained. And just like with Anakin, Sheev considered him a total failure of an apprentice and merely a useful idiot to be thrown away once someone better appeared because a true Sith understands that's not how it works at all. There is no higher purpose than power for it's own sake, and in fact the more evil and the more slavery that's out there the stronger the Dark Side gets. All that shit about forming a more perfect government after seizing control is a cope that Sheev told people to sucker them into the scam, to be a worthy successor to him you would have to both understand and approve of it being a lie.
6 months ago
Anonymous
Dooku and Vader both abandoned the idea of ever doing good. Being a Sith means breaking your chains and the adherence to a code of ethics is a a major one.
6 months ago
Anonymous
Vader never abandoned the idea of doing good. He tried getting Luke to join him with his vision of using the Empire to restore peace, order, and justice. It's the same shit he tried selling to Padme 25 years ago. Palpatine would have shocked Vader into unconsciousness had he been there to see it, not because of him trying to recruit a secret apprentice, but because his vision of the Empire's purpose was soft and betrayed a lack of commitment to unlimited power.
Section 31 I think it's called is always used as a conversation about the necessity of black ops. In universe it's hypocritical for it to even exist, as a TV show it's for us to think about the question "Is it good America is bombing desert yokels so they can buy the bombs for millions of dollars from their arms dealer friends?"
This, and they made it a hundred times worse when Ahsoka was proven innocent and they were all like "whoops, we were wrong, oh well we'll let you come back because we're so great and kind".
Even Ahsoka's surrogate father figure, Plo Koon, let her down. Anakin alone stood up for her.
The number of things they were right about can be counted on fingers at this point. The rest is thousands of years of wrong.
I don't get why they asspulled her into surviving that fight when they ended up doing nothing but rehashing the events of what should have been her death scene for the next 10 years.
In Disney Star Wars, being stabbed with a lightsaber is not an insta-kill like it used to be. Which is a ton of bullshit.
Name 5 things wrong the Jedi did about the Clone Wars given the information they had at the time and the fact that it was impossible to resolve the situation peacefully because the Sith controlled both sides and wanted war
>In Disney Star Wars, being stabbed with a lightsaber is not an insta-kill like it used to be. Which is a ton of bullshit.
Oh frick off the EU literally had the same bullshit. Also if I stabbed you in the leg with a lightsaber your ass ain't dying immediately two seconds later.
>Mace Windu: Anakin you are a terrible Jedi, stop having attachments >Also Mace Windu: Anakin could you please have a meltdown over Obi-Wan's death? We need it to look convincing
What did he mean by this?
To be honest, there is nothing wrong with a Jedi have attachments or being emotional. You just can't be fricking sperg about it.
Look at Obi-Wan. HE SUFFERED more than Anakin and yet he never went, "I'm going to murder the Jedi Council, destroy the Republic, and conquer the Galaxy Hahahahaha" Anakin was just a b***h that punked by Palpatine.
This. The Jedi didn’t care if you had attachments, they cared if you were a fricking autistic, selfish sped like Anakin or Ahsoka who had too much power and too little restraint. If Anakin was literally competent in any way, Mace Windu would have solo’d Palpatine in his own office and stopped the entire plot then and there, but because Anakin is a little b***h like most redditors and Cinemaphileners, he fricked over an entire galaxy for 30 some odd years. The Jedi literally did nothing wrong except for not executing little Ani then and there.
I wanted Disney to do Alternate Universe where Mace Windu kills Palpatine. This then leads the Republic to view the Jedi as a danger, especially since they once controlled the Republic for 600 years and you have a Jedi civil war between Anakin Loyalists vs. Mace Traditionalists.
Except Mace, Yoda, and Kenobi could each solo Anakin, so it wouldn’t be much of a struggle.
Mace could’ve stabbed Palpatine with a lunge while he had him at the tip, then turn Anakin’s homosexualy ass “rage and sadness” into the biggest ass whooping of the man’s life.
No amount of incel simping changes the fact that Ahsoka was a petulant child who withheld critical information about the entire Sith plot because her feelings got hurt lmaooo. She jeopardized her Master and an entire galaxy by simply not giving a full report without prompting.
She didn't really know anything that the Jedi shouldn't have already known (between Obi-Wan straight up being told about the conspiracy by Dooku in AotC and all the future visions Yoda et al. had about what was coming)
Wasn't there even a female jedi who was married and had several kids in the EU around the time Episode 1 came out?
Literally showcasing that as long as you are not controlled by the fear of loosing it, it's alright even if not necessarily favorably seen.
Not that I'm aware of, but the comics did crazy shit. There was Ki-Adi-Mundi, who got special dispensation because his planet had a severe sex imbalance and needed him to father a bunch of kids, but he was the epitome of Jedi over-detachment and didn't even blink when they all got killed during the Clone Wars.
Yoda gave Ahsoka to Anakin because he thought that having a person leave Anakin "safely" -- meaning on good terms and on a predictable schedule and in the context of a mission accomplished and with the promise of regular contact thereafter -- would help Anakin move beyond his fear of loss. Note: it would have worked had the Council not gone full moron and forced her to quit, undermining the whole exercise and making things orders of magnitude worse.
Anakin watched his mother die in his arms, plus was manipulated by Sheev. Sure Obi saw Quigon die and had to break up with Satine, but he was already indoctrinated by the Dogma like a good buddhist so he could let go of his emotions so to speak. Anakin lacked a father figure and was always in his spiritual brother's shadow under Obi.
Ultimately though, not being granted the position of master was a tipping point since that just proved to him the council didn't value him despite Anakin having more accolades than someone like cone head whomwas allowed to have a harem because "muh species ".
That's fricking dumb though. Anakin was respected and valued. He was given missions of high importance and far more leeway than was given most other jedi. They didn't give him master rank because he wasn't a jedi master. He never internalized the jedi teaching and mastered himself and his emotions. And he proved it immediately by having a temper tantrum in the middle of a council room surrounded by the most respected masters in the order.
The council considered him an attack dog that they would have gotten rid of long ago were it not for his absurdly high midichlorian count and the fact that they would lose him to the Sith >Anakin, stop having attachments. You are a terrible Jedi. >Anakin, I'm going to pretend to kill your master and I NEED you to have a melty over it
>broke up
Satine literally died in Obi-Wan's arms and despite all his efforts, he failed to protect her people from dying off and turning into nomadic mercenaries again.
>Anakin is secretly married and has children >Obi Wan secretly has a son >Ki Adi Mundi has an entire harem of b***hes >Plo Koon and Shaak Ti both see their clones as adopted children
Why does this stupid rule even exist in the first place?
You can have attachments and children, nobody in the Order is against that. The only problem the Jedi have is if you start to act like a sperg and deviate from the way of the Force..
6 months ago
Anonymous
The Jedi got mad at the idea of being upset that your mother is being raped to death by sand people. Whatever rationality the policy once had is long since gone.
6 months ago
Anonymous
Yes, because why should your mother’s suffering take priority or differ other over people’s sufferings? What makes you so special when everyone is equal in the Force? You fail to understand Jedi teachings, which makes you low iq like Anakin and the Sith.
Dark side apologists are so pathetic lmao
6 months ago
Anonymous
Also, he had no business still having Visions about this woman he hasn't seen in a decade and will never see again. His attachment issues is exactly why he's even able to sense what's happening to her.
6 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah why would the Jedi care about the slaves on Tatooine anyway? It's not like that kind of systemic evil is their problem.
>Look at Obi-Wan. HE SUFFERED more than Anakin
If your wife was played by Natalie Portman you would do anything to save her from dying.(if you aren't gay)
Most replacable looking woman ever.
Her hair looks like a mess and she also looks like she is the xth generation born girl of a inbreed mountain farmer family
That's "Sheev actually formed the Empire to prepare for the Yuuzhan Vong" tier desperate after the fact explaining lmao
It was ego, man. Plain and simple
I don't get why they asspulled her into surviving that fight when they ended up doing nothing but rehashing the events of what should have been her death scene for the next 10 years.
Muhhhhhh MARY SUEEEEEEEE. Ah yeah. Mary Sue. How dare a female character even breathe like a male character. Frick you homosexuals so goddamn much. So tired of hearing this bullshit of Mary Sue, ya know what a Mary Sue is? A female character doing something a male character does all the goddamn time. Eat shit you fricking child.
Ahsoka single handedly kept the franchise alive until little Yeed. Cope seethe and dilate OTroons, the ST were for you wienersuckers. Thanks for destroying star wars by pissing and moaning about the prequels for over a decade. Disney tailor made that shit sandwich for you homosexuals.
>Ahsoka single handedly kept the franchise alive until little Yeed. Cope seethe and dilate OTroons, the ST were for you wienersuckers. Thanks for destroying star wars by pissing and moaning about the prequels for over a decade. Disney tailor made that shit sandwich for you homosexuals.
As opposed to what? The ST movies that everyone hated and turned the franchise into a poisoned chalice until Baby Yeed made normalgays laugh, the godawful EA reboots of the Battlefront games that almost got lootboxes banned in the EU, or was it the spinning Inquisitor lightsabers that most people try to forget exists?
>Ahsoka is one of the most popular characters and one that can actually move merch.
Kek, the Ashoka show had low views, it only did better than Andor.
No one outside the Star Wars fandom know who Ashoka is.
Whoever decided making Barriss Offee, a pacifist who cut herself off from the Force because she couldn't handle constantly feeling the Clones around her die, a terrorist.
I had to. Nobody should have to tolerate an ass they recognize plowing a girl they want to see getting railed. It ruins the entire thing when you can't unfricking hear or see Goku or fricking Bart or some shit plowing the girl you came there for. It's just wrong man, and kinda gay. If the guy is just a prop then it's one thing and you can mentally just disassociate the fricker but so much good porn is ruined by a recognizable dude.
And now I am in Serious Mode. You are very insecure in your sexuality if you cannot stand seeing a male frick a female, without the male being literally you.
Padme started talking about how sexy Ahsoka's body has gotten and how tight she must be while they were fricking and now Anakin can't look at her without getting hard.
Nah. She was the one who pushed Anakin into fricking her in the first place.
Padme started talking about how sexy Ahsoka's body has gotten and how tight she must be while they were fricking and now Anakin can't look at her without getting hard.
I think it comes from her not really having a strong personality other than prim proper liberal politician. Making her a cuckquean adds a funny and sexy character trait.
>guy is in a relationship with a character most people don't find interesting but they don't hate >guy has a much more interesting non-sexual relationship with a more popular female character
Cuckqueening is more wholesome than normal NTR in that the woman is usually into it or at least supportive.
>>guy has a much more interesting non-sexual relationship with a more popular female character
That never actually existed. Ahsoka is the Yasuke of Star Wars: brought into existence under false pretense and claimed by those that came after to have existed, but no contemporary accounting (in this case, the OT) ever mentioned them. Bat Boy has more evidence of being real than Ahsoka does, objectively.
>OT Purist
You're right in spirit because the OT is the literal seal of quality and the IP has been nothing but a descent into slop since, but you're wrong if you think the entire franchise wasn't basically carried on the main Clone Wars cartoon's shoulders and Ahsoka is a massive part of that show's success.
6 months ago
Anonymous
No one watched TCW for Ahsoka, they watched it for armies of clones to fight armies of droids. Don't conflate her presence with its success, her even being there literally damages Star Wars continuity irreparably.
6 months ago
Anonymous
Nah people definitely did. All the gifs and shit saved of her proves that much at least.
6 months ago
Anonymous
She was orange jailbait, that's why.
6 months ago
Anonymous
She grew into her own. Even without sex appeal towards the end, she started as a whiny character no one liked. Then she became mini-Obi-Wan with a dash of Anakin with some PTSD and bam, she was really fun to watch.
Cucking a guy is about humiliating him. Cucking a woman is about her man and maybe her getting it on with another girl. Men get off to being emasculated but women get off to supporting their man.
I've been seeing it for at least 15-20 years, after an initial "lol Gungan wiener!" "aggressive negotiations!" wave. Part of it is that she's an attractive woman who explicitly has a gaggle of attractive women assisting her, part of it is the several loose jedi we knew for threesome fodder (Aayla/Anakin/Padme was really popular) and it really ramped up when The Clone Wars introduced Ahsoka and had a couple favorable interactions between her and Padme.
George Lucas. He should have not allowed Filoni to keep Ahsoka alive. Sure, her leaving the order feeling betrayed is a great ending, but, knowing Filoni, that was the beginning of the end.
>Ahsoka figures out Anakin has been fricking Senator Amidala and hides in her bed and waits for Anakin in the dark. >He's so excited to be with Padme he's already inside her by the time he realizes it's Ahsoka.
This almost happens with one of Padme's handmaidens. Anakin comes to her apartment and get in bed not knowing it's Sabe pretending to be Padme. He sleeps on the couch.
Yeah, it happened in one of the Queen's shadow books. It wasn't really sexy though. Sabe was pretty passed at Padme about not telling her about Anakin.
Padme's really ok with Anakin banging her handmaidens? I seriously doubt she would have legitimately forgot about Anakin coming over when scheduling her body doubles to take her place for the night
6 months ago
Anonymous
Anakin wasn't supposed to be on Coruscant, so it was a surprise visit.
>Anakin: Please dont leave, you are one of the only people i still have left >Asokha: Im sorry master, i simply cant trust the council anymore after they threw me under the bus
Both were justified, but Asokha could have kept contact with him more so he doesnt go full Darth Vader
Both. Ahsoka for taking the easy coward's route and bailing out from under supervision while abandoning responsibility from ending the war, and the Jedi for not taking her lightsabers away and lobotomising her from being able to use the Force before letting her run off into the galaxy with mind wizard magic and zero accountability with what/who she might use it for or on.
>Anakin supposedly part of a prophecy stating he will "return balance to the force". >The Jedi Council never stops to consider that the current imbalance is strongly in their favor and will by necessity require their downfall.
Is it true that Sheev's ultimate master plan for the Empire was to sacrifice the Living Force in a galaxy-wide not-Eclipse to become one with the Dark Side and effectively be a force god like the Son?
The saddest morons in SW are the unironic Empire fanboys who have a melty when you remind them that it was a rickety corrupt piece of shit that Palps ran like garbage on purpose because it was nothing but a pyramid scheme for supercharging the Dark Side and he considered it a worthless disposable tool.
Just renouncing the Order and staying around with Padme, things would probably end up the same, growing obsessively fearful of Padme dying and Palpatine turning him against the Jedi
In the fairly inconceivable scenario of him sorta vanishing off the stage like Ahsoka did, it becomes harder to say
I really don't understand what was happening here >We were 100% unwilling to hear her side of the story entirely leaving her to prove her innocence by herself as a fugitive. >We now know she is innocent, we can prove it >We still decided to prosecute her anyway, despite knowing full well she is innocent, as a show to the senate that..something reasons
what in the frick?
I feel like she'd work her way up to Ahsoka. Trying to get Anakin to frick her right out the gate would be too much. Maybe she starts with one of her handmaidens. Then a fellow Senator like Riyo Chuchi or Mon Mothma.
I could see Riyo Chuchi having a little crush on Anakin after Trepass and the Senate Heist. She even had Anakin's head in her lap when he got knocked out. If Padme gave him the green light, he might go for her.
This arc was nuts with the fetish bait, I was not surprised to learn it was an adaptation of an older comic >that part where she's ranting about breaking Obi-Wan's will
Frick, I just realized that Riyo Chuchi, Barriss Offee, and Ahsoka Tano all have cheek markings, and they've been playing to my thing for freckles this entire time.
Yeah the fact that you can just leave the Jedi no harm no foul kind of makes all the Padmé secret relationship angst pointless. I guess you could argue he was so obsessed with reaching a prestigious position within the Order that he refused to consider it
The Jedi were Anakin's life. All he knew besides them was being a slave. Besides that, they were heroes with massive amounts of power and his ambition was to use his power as a Jedi to free all the slaves in the galaxy.
Have they ever really gone into Jedi that left the order before that didn't defect to the darkside? I mean, besides Ahsoka there was Jolee Bindo, and that's all I can think of. Although I do remember reading somewhere that padawans that can't cut it as jedi instead become staff at their temples.
Padawans that don't get chosen by a master or can't pass their trials are reassign to one of the Service Corps, but they're still considered Jedi just not knights.
I feel like medical corp and exploration corp at least should be swapped. Why is exploration wearing a simple tunic while medical corp is wearing several visible layers? Real medical professionals wear the simplest garments possible (like scrubs), and real explorers need layers to be prepared.
I think it's to show they are more attuned to the Force than the other branches. Jedi Healers mostly use the force to aid in healing and are probably closer to being full-fledged jedi than explorcorp or agricorp members.
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Explorcorp need to be very in tune with the force since they often rely on it to navigate hyperspace.
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I will never forgive them for what they did to Barriss. She went one of the Order's best Knights to a delusional traitor.
Explorcorp need to be very in tune with the force since they often rely on it to navigate hyperspace.
I would like to see more about the service corps. They're an interesting part of the order. How many people are in them? Do they get set in missions alongside regular jedi? Did they take up arms during the Clone Wars?
I'd like to see an AU where Qui-Gon trained Anakin, Anakin now has Ahsoka as an apprentice (so he has the long hair and no scar or missing arm, because this is the best timeline), and they're spitroasting her.
Anakin is balls deep in her pussy and announcing his orgasm while juices drip out of her, while Qui-Gon sighs and leans back on the couch, saying "you trained her well, Anakin!" as she sucks him, maybe just swirling her tongue around the head to contrast with Anakin being deep in her. Maybe a side view, with her leg being held up by Anakin? Background could be something like a meditation room or the council chambers, if you want to do one.
Ooh! Have a wedding band on Anakin's right ring finger to indicate he's married to Padme still, even though she's not in the scene.
Thanks for the delivery. I'm not a foot guy personally but I love the expressions and her plump labia!
Do Togruta have erogenous lekku? I thought that was specifically a Twi'lek thing
We don't have official word on it one way or another, but the assumption is that lekku=erogenous regardless of species, because that's more interesting.
I'd like to see an AU where Qui-Gon trained Anakin, Anakin now has Ahsoka as an apprentice (so he has the long hair and no scar or missing arm, because this is the best timeline), and they're spitroasting her.
Anakin is balls deep in her pussy and announcing his orgasm while juices drip out of her, while Qui-Gon sighs and leans back on the couch, saying "you trained her well, Anakin!" as she sucks him, maybe just swirling her tongue around the head to contrast with Anakin being deep in her. Maybe a side view, with her leg being held up by Anakin? Background could be something like a meditation room or the council chambers, if you want to do one.
Ooh! Have a wedding band on Anakin's right ring finger to indicate he's married to Padme still, even though she's not in the scene.
Thanks for the delivery. I'm not a foot guy personally but I love the expressions and her plump labia!
To keep with the AU idea, Duchess Satine in bed riding Obi-Wan with a baby bump (not ready to drop, maybe 5 months). Just with her short hair, not the big crest headdress... thought that would be a nice alt version if you want to do it. I just like the idea of her going from prim and proper to giving into her lust.
Heavily pregnant Padme getting fricked missionary-position by Anakin half-dressed up in pic related (like she's still got the harness and the boots on, but most of the rest of the dress has been ripped off)
tl;dr on the scenario
>Obi-Wan doesn't get on Padme's ship (maybe her guards do their jobs for once and stop him at gunpoint or something idk I haven't thought this one through) >Padme goes to Anakin alone >because Obi-Wan isn't there, Anakin doesn't chimpout >Padme is able to make Anakin reason and he has a bit (re. a lot) of a mental breakdown over being a mass-murdering piece of shit >Padme spreads her legs and offers to let Anakin frick her right there on the Mustafar landing platform if he'll run away with her and raise their child together
Heavily pregnant Padme getting fricked missionary-position by Anakin half-dressed up in pic related (like she's still got the harness and the boots on, but most of the rest of the dress has been ripped off)
tl;dr on the scenario
>Obi-Wan doesn't get on Padme's ship (maybe her guards do their jobs for once and stop him at gunpoint or something idk I haven't thought this one through) >Padme goes to Anakin alone >because Obi-Wan isn't there, Anakin doesn't chimpout >Padme is able to make Anakin reason and he has a bit (re. a lot) of a mental breakdown over being a mass-murdering piece of shit >Padme spreads her legs and offers to let Anakin frick her right there on the Mustafar landing platform if he'll run away with her and raise their child together
Delivery here
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Probably the last day of the thread so post any more requests.
Ashoka being miffed about somehow ending up a slave again in an off the grid planet and hoping no one in the council finds out (she'll probably get out of it... Eventually)
>The Jedi deserved to be genocided, because they were the target in a centuries spanning plot that undermined the galactic government and put them between a rock and a hard place
Next you're going to tell me they were scum because these roughly ten thousand people didn't have the time to fix for every poorgay around when Coruscant alone possibly houses over a trillion people.
The Jedi looked at a slave army born to die fighting alongside them and went "Damn that sucks lmao"
Honestly there should have been a schism in the Jedi as part of the prequels with Dooku leading the breakaway faction but Anakin and Obi-Wan reluctantly staying. Palpatine surprise murders all the former Jedi looking for asylum in Separatist space and corrupts Dooku into a potential apprentice meanwhile Windu could be the head of the loyalist faction and his character could be much more zealous and self-righteous.
The need to be emotionally monotone at all times makes the fall of the Jedi much less dramatic and understates how dead eyed they look at extremely amoral shit the Republic pulls openly. >But muh Democracy!
Yeah ok, but the Force is kept to a small number of users for a fricking reason and everyone knows why. Who between The Force and the Republic do the Jedi ultimately answer to?
>The Jedi looked at a slave army born to die fighting alongside them and went "Damn that sucks lmao"
Droid armies were marching in on planets all around the galaxy and Palpatine purposefully made the senate put the Jedi in charge.
And compared to other people, most jedi saw more in the clones than meat droids.
>Palpatine purposefully made the senate put the Jedi in charge.
As military commanders who could have been leading planetary defense forces or a volunteer army just as easily as a Clone army of bred slaves.
There's no dodging this massive lapse in characterization. You have Jedi in the prequels being uneasy about fighting in a war, but nobody points at the Clones and goes "Hey, what the frick?!" except to find their origin explicitly to find dirt on Palpatine.
You make it sound like the council planned to use and ordered the creation of the clone army when it was literally shoved into their hands by the enemy when war broke out.
No, man. War breaks out and then Palpatine plays his Clone Army face down trap card nobody voted for WHILE Jedi are suddenly unable to perceive the future WHILE Jedi eat losses in the hundreds at the Geonosis arena proving how vulnerable they are when deployed in force.
Nobody asks the obvious question "Are we being played?"
Nobody points out the clear moral hypocrisy of the Clone Army.
Nobody thinks twice about handing the title of General to 14 year olds.
There's zero internal resistance to any of this aside from Windu's throwaway line of "Keepers of the peace, not soldiers" and Obi-Wan's investigation of Palpatine comes more as a consequence of his closeness to Anakin than anything else. It's just a missed opportunity to better characterize the Jedi and give them more agency, as a group of people.
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The Jedi knew they were being played but they didn't have the manpower to properly investigate while also leading the war effort, and there was also nobody else qualified to lead the war effort besides them. The Clone Wars was the product of literally 1000 years of plotting by the Sith to trap them in a corner with no way out. You shouldn't be asking why Mace Windu didn't devote more resources to investigating Syfo-Dias. You should be asking why Yoda never noticed the noose tightening at any point during his 800 year rule before Order 66.
>The Jedi deserved to be genocided
yes actually, they are supposed to be the keepers of the peace in the republic when they arent, and their chosen one was born outside of it and lived as a slave for 10 years.
The jedi council should have been horrified by this notion and tried to do something about it. Instead they decided to shit on him for not being born on the right planet and continue to sit in their ivory tower.
I was surprised by how little these two interacted in the show given how popular this ship is. Granted this phenomenon isn't rare, there are literally hundreds of Riyo Chuchi/Fox fanfics when they didn't even meet in canon and Fox is basically a nothing character
Modern culture is no longer mature enough to have a story about a lustful sometimes raping Sith lord or cuthroat prostitute of a Sith lady. It would be a story where the leading Sith is smexy so normies couldn't help but root for them, but as the story progresses the fricked up things they do show you the dangers of unrepentant lust.
Venators have group showers even for officers, and of course in combat zones a 'shower' was often just a water tank lifted by repulsorlift with a sprinkler head attached. So yeah, they've definitely seen each other naked
We should have gotten a Clone Wars era arc where Shaak-Ti mentored Ahsoka since they found a lot of harmony as two togruta women. Also let's us flesh out the character. Maybe in a decade or two when AI made movies become a thing.
That's one reason I've always disliked the clone trooper face in TCW. None of the clone are biologically older than 26 during the Clone Wars, but their faces make them look like 40 year olds.
The writers: for forcing me to take the side of a brat who was outraged at her authority for not automatically giving her the benefit of the doubt, and for reducing the Jedi Council into a bunch of spineless idiot cucks who just forgot they have mind reading abilities. But hey, I can at least congratulate them for coming up with a scenario in which everyone can agree Anakin did nothing wrong.
Haha, no worries. The initial picture was Clone Wars, after all, so I was switching gears.
I supposed Anakin and Obi-Wan could really lean into that "like brothers" aspect of their relationship, but that's not my bag. There's not a lot of bio families in the prequels in general. The clones? Anakin and his mom? Padme and her family (they have an interesting dynamic in the arc that was cut from Attack of the Clones)?
6 months ago
Anonymous
It's pretty sad they cut the scene with Padme's family. It really helps sell the romance between them. I also like Padme's older sister teasing her.
6 months ago
Anonymous
Sola was definitely eyeing up Anakin in the kitchen. Padme should watch out or her sister will steal her husband.
6 months ago
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>steal
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>steal
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What's Padme and Sola's plan for seducing Anakin? He seems pretty monogamous.
6 months ago
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Keep Padme involved, frame it as Jedi training. >So Anakin, Padme says you have pretty good stamina with your meatsaber, but can you handle both of us at the same time?
This reminds me: how do we know that Sheev doesn't have more clone backups and everyone will have to do this shit every 30 years for the next 1000 years?
The perplexing part to me is that half the things they did wrong in Rise of Skywalker are specifically things that got criticized in the EU, most prominently the Emperor returning (Dark Empire was fun, but the characterization swings and theme undermining needed for most of the plot was so bad that it was treated as though it never happened) and the overabundance of superweapons (a general issue, but also specifically one in Dark Empire where there were like a half dozen planet killers). That they delved into the EU enough to find those things but not enough to understand that readers got annoyed by them is baffling.
I think TROS borrowing from Dark Empire is just a byproduct more than something they deliberately chose to hone in on. They wanted to make the sequels feel more "legitimate" with connections to prior movies and they wanted to pander. So the Emperor was brought back and the rest just fell into place.
>Anakin, what are you getting so upset about? They're just droids! We aren't murdering anyone! >It's funny, master. It always felt like murder to me.
Why was this show so good, bros?
>>It's funny, master. It always felt like murder to me.
Why is Anakin such a fricking b***h? Droids literally do not have the Force attached to them. You are literally cutting a piece of metal.
>Total Hutt death >Total Trandosian death >Total Toydarian death >Total Mandalorian death >Total Neimoidian death >Total Kaminoan death >Total Tuskan death
In a just world, which would happen first?
Trandoshan extermination, without question.
Toydarians don't belong there, they're pretty cool.
Kaminoans and Tuskans don't require death, just a blockade. They're happy enough doing their own thing on their own planet.
That would've been sweet and pretty sad. Ahsoka admitting to being in love with Anakin just as she's leaving. Anakin just standing there speechless cause he never even considered her in that way. Would have added to the tragedy of the moment.
I've thought the same thing for literal decades at this point but I realized literally as I found the image that he's actually leaning on the stone basin thing behind him
Cerean girls are underrated. One of the many species passed up in favor of twi'leks and togruta. The gender imbalance probably means they'd fall for b any guy that showed interest in them.
Mace Windu, without question. Yoda at least knew something was fricked up, Luminara was too inwards focused to see the big picture. But Mace was aware of the big picture, and didn't fricking care as long as it served the Republic as he saw it.
I'm sure alot. Most jedi missions don't last long enough to form an emotional attachment to someone they meet. Obi-wan only fell in love with Satine cause he spent a year with her. During the war jedi might spend months in the same place so those kind of relationships had a chance to form.
How are female Jedi like Aayla Secura and Shaak Ti supposed to deal with knowing, through the force, that their men are both desperately horny for them and in love with them?
if i didn't know any better i would assume the war was sheev's way of fricking with the jedi with that to some extent
groups who suffer the same kind of trauma together often form strong bonds with each other, be it shared abuse or war in this case
i think there's a brief hint of that it rots when anakin tries to go back and help out the other pilots in the opening only for obi want to dissuade him and for them to die moments later
If you quit the Jedi, what would they do if you refused to give up your lightsaber? How do they even have the power to take it? Isn't it your property, something you built with your own hands?
>How do they even have the power to take a weapon that can cut through the toughest of metals, kill organics in one shot and is usually the symbol of some of the most powerful individuals in the galaxy?
lmao >what would they do if you refused to give up your lightsaber?
If you formally tell the Council you quit but refuse to surrender your saber and other apparels that mark you as a Warrior Monk, you would have to somehow resist the Jedi High Council (the group of the 12 most powerful and wisest Jedi in the Order) simply force pulling your saber out of your hand, pushing you into the wall and subduing you, and then if you somehow get OUT of the council chambers you now have to fight your way out of an entire Temple who now views you as a hostile threat who is clearly succumbing to the Dark Side. Good luck. >i quit while out on the field
You hide out but are otherwise a traitor to the Order and the Republic, and thus a wanted fugitive constantly on the run. Have fun. >can't I just make a Lightsaber after quitting
You'll have to get the necessary materials, the hardest of which is the crystal that is gatekept by the Order, but yeah. They're not gonna penalize you for quitting and making a saber while out on the field, they want to know if you're gonna be able to resist the Dark Side or not.
You people seem to misunderstand how necessary it is for the Order to properly gatekeep and gauge every single Force-Sensitive they find-a single Force Sensitive can cause massive destruction, death, and trouble if they aren't monitored and raised right.
6 months ago
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Damn that's a lot of cope for "we're gonna steal your handmade treasure on your way out the door because lmao what are you gonna do about it" This rule is bullshit
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You wouldn’t reach the point of making a Saber anyway, you’d probably be shuffled off to the AgriCorps.
Imagine if Seventh Sister onlt joined the Inquisitors because she was a pedo
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Seems legit. We know what she would have done with Ezra if she'd had more time.
6 months ago
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>We know what she would have done with Ezra if she'd had more time.
Explain further.
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She would have fricked him, alright? Is that what you wanted to hear?
She would have kept him like a pet and mindbroken him over the course of months to the point where he would forget all about the Ghost crew and become a loyal servant of the Empire
Does Vader even still have a functioning wiener? Stands to design it would be critically damaged, if not destroyed, by the fire and that if it was Sheev would have ordered it to not be repaired because the celibacy would make Vader angrier.
Maul lost his and went insane, I think Vader's wasn't destroyed.
Does Vader even still have a functioning wiener? Stands to design it would be critically damaged, if not destroyed, by the fire and that if it was Sheev would have ordered it to not be repaired because the celibacy would make Vader angrier.
his dickzone is the only area of his body that wasn't fricked up by the fire
no idea where i heard this but i remember somewhere saying that the hyena bombers had a somewhat 'motherly' programing
maybe i made i up, it's been so long i'm not sure
Would be based even if just after the fact word of god bullshit. Did they ever actually appear in any episodes besides that one Mace POV during the Ryloth liberation?
no idea where i heard this but i remember somewhere saying that the hyena bombers had a somewhat 'motherly' programing
maybe i made i up, it's been so long i'm not sure
I thought Vulture Droids had racing dog personalities, like they're a dalmatian on a track and the enemy fighters are the mechanical rabbit
Kill clankers. Behead clankers. Roundhouse kick a clanker into the duractete. Blow up clanker factories. Sabotage clanker refueling stations. Defecate into clanker maintenance ports. Murder clanker technicians. Disband the trade federation. Glass Xi Char. Rob clanker ammunition depos. Execute General Grievous in front of clankers. Launch clankers into black holes. Destroy the CIS. Sell clankers to Jabba the Butt. TOTAL CLANKER DEATH.
Their enemy is an army of testosterone filled 20 year old virgins. The droids having sexy voices, bouncing breasts and wide hips would certainly have an effect on the battlefield.
That aforementioned comic came out just a few years ago still had his family be a bunch of freaks who sent him out unarmed to get mauled by wild animals
Or was the older backstory a different kind of fricked up?
>Senior padawan
Wasn’t Obi-Wan in his early 20’s when he was a padawan? Is there an age limit to being a padawan before you either become a Knight or are just shuffled off somewhere in the temple?
I'm so in desperate need of a SoL manga about the Prequel era jedi pre-Phantom Menace
One that'll give us: >More insight into Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon's relationship and his relationship with Dooku before he left the order >Further establish the other's personalities (both to contextualize their actions in the clone wars and make order 66 hit even harder) >Learn more of what the Jedi order was like in the years before Papa Palpatine rose to power >Show fun interactions of these guys in their youths before they became "serious" jedi masters >Give us some Shaak Ti and Luminara fanservice
And just give us something fun and simple, since we haven't really gotten any of that in the Disney era
Maybe, maybe not, but it would have at least been less likely. Fricking over Ashoka pushed away someone who could have arrested his fall and also shattered the credibility of the Jedi council in Anakin’s eyes.
Theoretically (IE, entirely with the retrospective acceptance that she existed) had Ahsoka not been driven away his loss issues would have been that much less intense. There would also be another person he had a connection with that he could have spoken with about his concerns that wasn't a Jedi Council member or the literal Dark Lord of the Sith
For that matter, Ahsoka already showed an ability to have premonitions regarding threats to Padme's life, so perhaps her perspective could have gone the extra way to convincing Anakin to chill the frick out a little
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Ahsoka didn't even know Anakin was married to her though
6 months ago
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I thought she suspected.
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And?
If either of them had suspicions about Padme being in danger and were able to ask Ahsoka if she'd been sharing in any visions of danger, it could have shaped how Anakin handled things
The main point still stands that the combination of not having previously lost his apprentice to Council frickery and her presence as a benevolent figure in his life would have been a large buoy to his mental state
>suspect Anakin is forming a strong emotional attachment to a woman >stick him with a scantily clad teenager 24/7, constantly tempting him
Seems smart to me. Side hoes would in fact reduce his attachment.
They clearly wanted Anakin to breed her and create ultra powerful jedi children for the future of the order.
>suspect Anakin is forming a strong emotional attachment to a woman >stick him with a scantily clad teenager 24/7, constantly tempting him
Seems smart to me. Side hoes would in fact reduce his attachment.
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She most likely assumed that he was banging Ahsoka, as an explanation for his protectiveness of her, forcing him to play along with it the entire time
God, I hope the drawgay comes through on this one.
Zygerian queen forcing Anakin to rape Ahsoka while Padme watches
The Jedi Council
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Yeah the Council fricked up bigly. That's kind of a running theme of the Jedi Council leading up to Order 66.
>Mace Windu: Anakin you are a terrible Jedi, stop having attachments
>Also Mace Windu: Anakin could you please have a meltdown over Obi-Wan's death? We need it to look convincing
What did he mean by this?
Reminds me of Star Trek
>we're a utopia where every soldier is first and foremost a brain surgeon who solves conflicts with words
>that's why we need to go on a super secret spy mission to horribly assassinate...
I don't think many people appreciate the fiction they're writing for
The Jedi Council being out of touch, borderline corrupt buttholes was literally the point, bro... They lost their way and were destroyed for it...
That's too deep for an OTboomer.
Except they aren't. The Council and Jedi as portrayed in TCW and Canon overall don't show the same need for reform as they did in other sources.
Dooku's official canon manifesto for founding the CIS was right about them though
>other sources.
Those being?
NTA, the many many books that are essentially semi-canon fanfiction, George's policy always was his movies can and will override those.
Anyone who believes Jedi were perfect and right about everything are effectively moronic. Prequels did not ruin Jedi, they were flawed in the OT. Luke disobeyed Yoda and Obi-wan TWICE, and good things came out of that. Actually, refusing to kill Vader AS YODA AND OBI WAN SUGGESTED, was the right decision. Anyone who still believe Jedi and especially Yoda were meant to be always right pure good, are willingly ignoring the very same fiction they claim to be fans of.
Is it true that Vader chucking Sheev into that pit through the force lightning was actually one of the greatest feats of willpower ever or some shit? I remember reading some guy say that force lightning is supposed to be literally impossible to ignore because it's too painful and Sheev just assumed nobody could ever just tank it like Vader did in the end. Or is this just headcanon cope? It's so hard for me to tell anymore.
If it's anything like regular electricity, I imagine it's hard to overcome.
More like fictional dark magic thingy, that works however you want it to.
Doesn't it shock your soul instead of your body? I imagine that's worse than normal shocking.
Well, if it's anything like imageboards, you're fine. I saw and read many things on the*chans that shocked my soul and made me lose faith in humanity....... but I got better.
But there's no time to get better, he had to go over the railing right then.
Somehow, Palpatine was so in the moment, he could not stop unleashing unlimited power as he fell.
I get that. Once you get a good stream going it's hard to stop.
Headcanon cope, but only partly. It being absolutely impossible to withstand is probably in some books, but not in the films. Still, Vader tanked it indeed. Yet, WELL ACTUALLY we do not know how much unlimited powah surged through him, since it was not aimed at him directly.
An EU novel that started in the immediate aftermath of the end of RotJ had Luke suffering momentary bouts of disorienting pain that he only got checked out once things quieted down at which point the medical-droid is like "holy frick bro your body is trying to shut down from massive and extensive electrical trauma, what did you do" and orders him to immediate and extended bed rest or face another dunk in a bacta tank, only for Luke to respond "What, oh yeah all the force lightning I completely forgot"
Truce at Bakura. Lot of interesting concepts in that one, 80% of which never got mentioned again. Entenching is definitely on my list of top 10 worst ways to die.
>immediate and extended bed rest or face another dunk in a bacta tank
What's the downsides of a dip in a bacta tank? Seems like just a space version of those water massage things where you're kept in sensory deprivation. People pay money for that. I don't get why it's a threat.
>Luke disobeyed Yoda and Obi-wan TWICE, and good things came out of that.
People overstate this. The first time was a reckless gamble that only worked out because of R2. The second time was less a failing on Yoda's/Obi-Wan's part and more a testament to Luke's very privileged insight, and even that didn't go how Luke planned at all.
Anon is correct, about the only net positive of the him leaving for Cloud City is that Yoda effectively considered him a Jedi Knight as he was convinced the only possible outcomes were Luke dying or being turned, so escaping alive, unturned, suffering only near-fatal injuries and losing a hand was basically a miracle. The second time was indeed all Luke. The novel makes the final duel even more wild, Luke actually gives up his lightsaber while he's hiding, pushing it to Vader and allowing him to attach it to his belt to further show his intent to turn Vader back. When Vader taunts him about Leia and Luke goes nuclear he force-rips it off Vader's belt, igniting it midair halfway to him as he comes barreling out of the darkness like a madman
>Prequels did not ruin Jedi, they were flawed in the OT.
The Prequels didn't, moron, TCW did. Shame on me for praising Karen Traviss but at least normal Jedi were leery of the clones in Republic Commando.
TCW is literally nothing but George dumping all of his PT ideas that couldn't make it into the films because of time constraints. The Clone Wars portrayal of the clone-Jedi relationship is objectively orders of magnitude better than
>Wow these guys are super sus and we don't trust them at all but we couldn't foresee their betrayal coming because... Because we just couldn't, ok???? We forgor!
>being out of touch, borderline corrupt buttholes was literally the point
In the show, they are mostly slow, indecisive, and ineffective at winning a war. That's why having a dictator like Palpatine made short work of the seperatists (granted he had insider info and his puppetry went from subtle manipulation to cartoonishly outraged puppeteer who foresaw everything like Dumbledore).
Palpatine made short work of the Separatists because he herded them like fish into a barrel with one persona and then had the other persona pull the trigger. Not hard to assassinate people when you've got the luxury of ordering them anywhere at anytime with no protection while keeping your true intentions secret.
Out of touch, sure, but corrupt? I don't really see how. People sight a million different reasons for why the jedi died, but for the most part they died because that lacked the knowledge that the worse person possible was Chancellor.
Nah I can see it. They started playing politics and messing around with that.
If the jedi want to do good on a galactic scale, they kinda have to play politics soemtimes.
I'd say a big part of the problem was that they couldn't commit to either side, neither refusing to have a hand in leading an army of flesh droids, nor asserting themselves sufficiently in the politics they mingled with
End result had them put aside their convictions to become active war generals, while also rolling over for a corrupt and incompetent Senate at every point
The Jedi Order was fricked from the moment they set up shop next to the Senate and swore an oath to uphold the Republic as a political institution. That made it so the instant the Republic became corrupt enough for that vow to conflict with the rest of their Jedi oaths, it would all come crashing down. The Sith recognized this immediately, it just took them 50 generations to arrange those circumstances without getting caught.
>People sight a million different reasons
>sight
>the knowledge that the worse person possible was Chancellor.
"The leader of the Separatists is the Sith Lord. He also financed and leads the army of the Republic Clones" - Count Dooku to Obi-Wan Kenobi
It wouldn't be that hard to figure out it was going to be Palpatine.
It's not that they are fully corrupt, it's that they do the bidding of the senate which is rotten from the ground up outside of like 6 senators.
>Mon Mothma watches the Republic fall apart
>Beats the Empire
>Implements literally the exact same system that just failed
>It all falls apart again almost immediately
Man the sequel trilogy is so fricking gay, man
To be fair, almost the same idea happened in the EU as well. Hell in that one the Empire fully outlasted the new republic and is still a thing a century later. 100% the problem lies in the heart of the rebellion being return to the status quo. We even see with many of the senators in the deleted scenes for RotS that they were mostly just against Palpatine having too much authority, they all seemed pretty ok with the rampant corruption, destruction of populations at the hands of industrialization, and giving undo power to third party corporations. Now the Empire didn't fix these issues under Palpatine but under the remnant it actually did. So it turns out the Empire ran by a military junta or non-evil wizard emperor works better.
But I thought the point of scrapping the EU was because it was cringe fanfiction and that they were going to do something better, not just reskin the worst parts of it.
Well unfortunately no one in lucasfilm had any good ideas outside of a few people. All things considered I think the changes to the remnant have been possitive mainly because I like the idea of imperial warlords all pretending to be disorganized while waging a shadow war against the new republic. Shame we know where it leads and half of it needs the new republic to be comically moronic but it's a good concept.
I remember reading that in George's original draft for TFA, that Republic was still standing and the neo-Empire was operating as an underground insurgency on Space Vietnam (aka Jakku). Also it would have spent almost the whole time being a buddy cop drama between Rey (the rookie) and Luke (the grizzled old veteran who's a week from retirement).
A collection of contemplative monks should not have that kind of military or civic authority. They were security guards that know frickall about leading soldiers in war.
There was nobody else in the galaxy who could lead. It had been like 800 years since the last organized rebellion against the Republic and there hadn't been an official galactic army in living memory. The Republic had relied on the Jedi to do everything, so when it came time for real fighting the Jedi were the only ones with anything even resembling combat experience.
Is that why they were getting in touch with the galaxy, destroying its corrupt members and not being buttholes about it?
I'm not even sure if the only bad/traitor jedi was even on the council.
>refusing to kill Vader AS YODA AND OBI WAN SUGGESTED, was the right decision.
lol, lmao
They didn't think some kid would have plot armour.
>bad/traitor jedi
You're gonna have to narrow that down.
Windo was Republic ride or die to a fault, he was a big reason the Jedi were overly intertwined with government policy. Mundi was so detached he straight up lacked empathy, there's a reason he's the one we see ordering the use of flamethrowers. Just the council was full of bad Jedi who had lost track of the the big picture and their duty to the people of the galaxy
>corrupt
no. if you said negligent, yes. hypocritical? yes.
>they don't show the same need for reform
the absence of perceivable the sith was a red flag, they should have asked why sith were no longer around
also not signing off on assassinations until halfway through a war is weak as shit. if you can take out a war criminal that's killing civilians, you fricking do it.
>the absence of perceivable the sith was a red flag, they should have asked why sith were no longer around
They probably just thought the line of Sith was broken. There's only two of them so if they both die there's no Sith until someone finds a Sith holocron and trains as one.
yeah the jedi were gathering sith artifacts and hiding them away in the temple. they didn't actually know there were two left.
the implications of no sith should have changed their outlook, instead they got mired down because they never challenged the republic and were not class conscious. coruscant literally has hundreds if not thousands of levels and the further you go down the worse it gets. that right there is a huge indicator of why the jedi were ineffective
>someone finds a sith holocron and trains as one
that's not how it works AT ALL and the sith holocrons were kept in places full of traps and creatures so anyone trying to get it had to prove themselves. only trained force users could succeed at such tasks
>The Jedi Order's problem is Yoda. No being can wield that kind of power for centuries without becoming complacent at best or corrupt at worst. He's got no idea it's overtaken him; he no longer sees all the little cumulative evils the Republic tolerates and fosters, from slavery to endless wars, and he never asks "Why are we not acting to stop this?" Live alongside corruption for too long, and you no longer notice the stench. The Jedi cannot help the slaves of Tatooine, but they can help the slavemasters.
yoda wasn't complacent, he was long lived. because other beings had shorter lifespans and short attention spans he couldn't relate as well and he didnt adjust his expectations
Approximately how many weeks until Yoda planned to fix the Senate? Keep in mind that even if Palpatine didn't destroy the Jedi, he would have died of old age anyway in less than 30 years.
also those words are fricking hollow since dooku had absolutely no conversations with sidious about ending slavery
He joined up with Sheev for the same reason Anakin did, to seize unilateral control of the galaxy so he could outlaw all that stuff and kill anyone who complained. And just like with Anakin, Sheev considered him a total failure of an apprentice and merely a useful idiot to be thrown away once someone better appeared because a true Sith understands that's not how it works at all. There is no higher purpose than power for it's own sake, and in fact the more evil and the more slavery that's out there the stronger the Dark Side gets. All that shit about forming a more perfect government after seizing control is a cope that Sheev told people to sucker them into the scam, to be a worthy successor to him you would have to both understand and approve of it being a lie.
Dooku and Vader both abandoned the idea of ever doing good. Being a Sith means breaking your chains and the adherence to a code of ethics is a a major one.
Vader never abandoned the idea of doing good. He tried getting Luke to join him with his vision of using the Empire to restore peace, order, and justice. It's the same shit he tried selling to Padme 25 years ago. Palpatine would have shocked Vader into unconsciousness had he been there to see it, not because of him trying to recruit a secret apprentice, but because his vision of the Empire's purpose was soft and betrayed a lack of commitment to unlimited power.
but then obi-wan's nostalgia over this "more civilized age" makes little sense does it
Section 31 I think it's called is always used as a conversation about the necessity of black ops. In universe it's hypocritical for it to even exist, as a TV show it's for us to think about the question "Is it good America is bombing desert yokels so they can buy the bombs for millions of dollars from their arms dealer friends?"
This, and they made it a hundred times worse when Ahsoka was proven innocent and they were all like "whoops, we were wrong, oh well we'll let you come back because we're so great and kind".
Even Ahsoka's surrogate father figure, Plo Koon, let her down. Anakin alone stood up for her.
They tried to dress it up with "UMM ACTUALLY THIS WAS TOTALLY YOUR JEDI TRAIL FOR KNIGHTHOOD, FORCE WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS AND ALL!" too.
>Plo Koon let her down
fricking how?
The number of things they were right about can be counted on fingers at this point. The rest is thousands of years of wrong.
In Disney Star Wars, being stabbed with a lightsaber is not an insta-kill like it used to be. Which is a ton of bullshit.
Name 5 things wrong the Jedi did about the Clone Wars given the information they had at the time and the fact that it was impossible to resolve the situation peacefully because the Sith controlled both sides and wanted war
>In Disney Star Wars, being stabbed with a lightsaber is not an insta-kill like it used to be. Which is a ton of bullshit.
Oh frick off the EU literally had the same bullshit. Also if I stabbed you in the leg with a lightsaber your ass ain't dying immediately two seconds later.
Remind me again how many times Sheev resurrected himself from the dead in the old EU
To be honest, there is nothing wrong with a Jedi have attachments or being emotional. You just can't be fricking sperg about it.
Look at Obi-Wan. HE SUFFERED more than Anakin and yet he never went, "I'm going to murder the Jedi Council, destroy the Republic, and conquer the Galaxy Hahahahaha" Anakin was just a b***h that punked by Palpatine.
This. The Jedi didn’t care if you had attachments, they cared if you were a fricking autistic, selfish sped like Anakin or Ahsoka who had too much power and too little restraint. If Anakin was literally competent in any way, Mace Windu would have solo’d Palpatine in his own office and stopped the entire plot then and there, but because Anakin is a little b***h like most redditors and Cinemaphileners, he fricked over an entire galaxy for 30 some odd years. The Jedi literally did nothing wrong except for not executing little Ani then and there.
I wanted Disney to do Alternate Universe where Mace Windu kills Palpatine. This then leads the Republic to view the Jedi as a danger, especially since they once controlled the Republic for 600 years and you have a Jedi civil war between Anakin Loyalists vs. Mace Traditionalists.
Except Mace, Yoda, and Kenobi could each solo Anakin, so it wouldn’t be much of a struggle.
Mace could’ve stabbed Palpatine with a lunge while he had him at the tip, then turn Anakin’s homosexualy ass “rage and sadness” into the biggest ass whooping of the man’s life.
>Ahsoka
>Autistic and selfish
Shut the frick up Mace Window, it's your own damn fault you died like a b***h.
No amount of incel simping changes the fact that Ahsoka was a petulant child who withheld critical information about the entire Sith plot because her feelings got hurt lmaooo. She jeopardized her Master and an entire galaxy by simply not giving a full report without prompting.
She didn't really know anything that the Jedi shouldn't have already known (between Obi-Wan straight up being told about the conspiracy by Dooku in AotC and all the future visions Yoda et al. had about what was coming)
Wasn't there even a female jedi who was married and had several kids in the EU around the time Episode 1 came out?
Literally showcasing that as long as you are not controlled by the fear of loosing it, it's alright even if not necessarily favorably seen.
Not that I'm aware of, but the comics did crazy shit. There was Ki-Adi-Mundi, who got special dispensation because his planet had a severe sex imbalance and needed him to father a bunch of kids, but he was the epitome of Jedi over-detachment and didn't even blink when they all got killed during the Clone Wars.
Wasn't Ahsoka supposed to be Obi-Wan official Padawan anyways, but he gave her to Anakin for ????
It's so weird considering Anakin still acts like Obi-Wan's Padawan the entire time too.
Yoda gave Ahsoka to Anakin because he thought that having a person leave Anakin "safely" -- meaning on good terms and on a predictable schedule and in the context of a mission accomplished and with the promise of regular contact thereafter -- would help Anakin move beyond his fear of loss. Note: it would have worked had the Council not gone full moron and forced her to quit, undermining the whole exercise and making things orders of magnitude worse.
Anakin watched his mother die in his arms, plus was manipulated by Sheev. Sure Obi saw Quigon die and had to break up with Satine, but he was already indoctrinated by the Dogma like a good buddhist so he could let go of his emotions so to speak. Anakin lacked a father figure and was always in his spiritual brother's shadow under Obi.
Ultimately though, not being granted the position of master was a tipping point since that just proved to him the council didn't value him despite Anakin having more accolades than someone like cone head whomwas allowed to have a harem because "muh species ".
That's fricking dumb though. Anakin was respected and valued. He was given missions of high importance and far more leeway than was given most other jedi. They didn't give him master rank because he wasn't a jedi master. He never internalized the jedi teaching and mastered himself and his emotions. And he proved it immediately by having a temper tantrum in the middle of a council room surrounded by the most respected masters in the order.
The council considered him an attack dog that they would have gotten rid of long ago were it not for his absurdly high midichlorian count and the fact that they would lose him to the Sith
>Anakin, stop having attachments. You are a terrible Jedi.
>Anakin, I'm going to pretend to kill your master and I NEED you to have a melty over it
>broke up
Satine literally died in Obi-Wan's arms and despite all his efforts, he failed to protect her people from dying off and turning into nomadic mercenaries again.
>Anakin is secretly married and has children
>Obi Wan secretly has a son
>Ki Adi Mundi has an entire harem of b***hes
>Plo Koon and Shaak Ti both see their clones as adopted children
Why does this stupid rule even exist in the first place?
You can have attachments and children, nobody in the Order is against that. The only problem the Jedi have is if you start to act like a sperg and deviate from the way of the Force..
The Jedi got mad at the idea of being upset that your mother is being raped to death by sand people. Whatever rationality the policy once had is long since gone.
Yes, because why should your mother’s suffering take priority or differ other over people’s sufferings? What makes you so special when everyone is equal in the Force? You fail to understand Jedi teachings, which makes you low iq like Anakin and the Sith.
Dark side apologists are so pathetic lmao
Also, he had no business still having Visions about this woman he hasn't seen in a decade and will never see again. His attachment issues is exactly why he's even able to sense what's happening to her.
Yeah why would the Jedi care about the slaves on Tatooine anyway? It's not like that kind of systemic evil is their problem.
>Obi Wan secretly has a son
huh? I missed this
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Korkie_Kryze
Anon that's his nephew
Yeah, his "nephew"
>Look at Obi-Wan. HE SUFFERED more than Anakin
If your wife was played by Natalie Portman you would do anything to save her from dying.(if you aren't gay)
Most replacable looking woman ever.
Her hair looks like a mess and she also looks like she is the xth generation born girl of a inbreed mountain farmer family
>Her hair looks like a mess
How many men on this planet actually care about that
post hair
Did this mother fricker really need the rank of master? He was already the chosen one and everyone was cool with letting get married.
He was pushing for master rank for access to the archives so he'd be able to research ways of preventing Padmes death.
That's "Sheev actually formed the Empire to prepare for the Yuuzhan Vong" tier desperate after the fact explaining lmao
It was ego, man. Plain and simple
Filoni. Duh.
I don't get why they asspulled her into surviving that fight when they ended up doing nothing but rehashing the events of what should have been her death scene for the next 10 years.
Because she's Fillioni's mary sue waifu
Muhhhhhh MARY SUEEEEEEEE. Ah yeah. Mary Sue. How dare a female character even breathe like a male character. Frick you homosexuals so goddamn much. So tired of hearing this bullshit of Mary Sue, ya know what a Mary Sue is? A female character doing something a male character does all the goddamn time. Eat shit you fricking child.
Take your hat off, Dave. It's giving you brain damage.
Let me say it again as you sip your prune juice grandpa.
Eat. Shit.
Women being as physically strong as a man is already fan fiction. There’s only so much a man can take.
>Because she's Fillioni's mary sue waifu
Racemixing pedophile fantasy would be a more accurate description
Ahsoka single handedly kept the franchise alive until little Yeed. Cope seethe and dilate OTroons, the ST were for you wienersuckers. Thanks for destroying star wars by pissing and moaning about the prequels for over a decade. Disney tailor made that shit sandwich for you homosexuals.
>Ahsoka single handedly kept the franchise alive until little Yeed. Cope seethe and dilate OTroons, the ST were for you wienersuckers. Thanks for destroying star wars by pissing and moaning about the prequels for over a decade. Disney tailor made that shit sandwich for you homosexuals.
>I must wojak because he is RIGHT
You are coping, coping and seething.
Yeah idk about the Ahsoka part but the second part is 100% true. OTgays are to blame for how they turned out.
>Cope seethe and dilate OTroons, the ST were for you wienersuckers
Unironically correct
>Ahsoka
>kept the franchise alive
Nice one Filoni
As opposed to what? The ST movies that everyone hated and turned the franchise into a poisoned chalice until Baby Yeed made normalgays laugh, the godawful EA reboots of the Battlefront games that almost got lootboxes banned in the EU, or was it the spinning Inquisitor lightsabers that most people try to forget exists?
maybe the strength of the OT itself? Creed didn't keep Rocky relevant. Rocky 1-4 has kept it relevant still to this day.
Straight up true. Ahsoka is one of the most popular characters and one that can actually move merch.
>Ahsoka is one of the most popular characters and one that can actually move merch.
Kek, the Ashoka show had low views, it only did better than Andor.
No one outside the Star Wars fandom know who Ashoka is.
but if not for agent orange it would have no views
Ahsoka had nothing to do with the prequels. She isn't part of the main saga.
Source?
Oh your gaping wound? Got it.
Anakin for not tongue fricking those orange cheeks. Literally could have been saved from the dark side if he had a hot teenage mistress.
Correct and orange-pilled
Yes
Whoever decided making Barriss Offee, a pacifist who cut herself off from the Force because she couldn't handle constantly feeling the Clones around her die, a terrorist.
What a fricking disservice to her character. Although I did enjoy seeing her frick up Ahsoka in a fight.
Allah
Nothing wrong about that back.
Should Padme feel threatened by this?
No because the only dick Ahsoka should be taking is from faceless guys that anons can project themselves onto so little Annie is safe.
Quads of truth.
I had to. Nobody should have to tolerate an ass they recognize plowing a girl they want to see getting railed. It ruins the entire thing when you can't unfricking hear or see Goku or fricking Bart or some shit plowing the girl you came there for. It's just wrong man, and kinda gay. If the guy is just a prop then it's one thing and you can mentally just disassociate the fricker but so much good porn is ruined by a recognizable dude.
And now I am in Serious Mode. You are very insecure in your sexuality if you cannot stand seeing a male frick a female, without the male being literally you.
What the frick are you even talking about anymore homie
I get your point but why are you pretending to be me you schizophrenic.
Nah. She was the one who pushed Anakin into fricking her in the first place.
Anakin doesn't seem too pleased though
Padme started talking about how sexy Ahsoka's body has gotten and how tight she must be while they were fricking and now Anakin can't look at her without getting hard.
Ashoka is really admiring his light saber
Why would she feel threatened by her boyfriend's little sister?
Where did this cuckquean padme meme come from?
I think it comes from her not really having a strong personality other than prim proper liberal politician. Making her a cuckquean adds a funny and sexy character trait.
>guy is in a relationship with a character most people don't find interesting but they don't hate
>guy has a much more interesting non-sexual relationship with a more popular female character
Cuckqueening is more wholesome than normal NTR in that the woman is usually into it or at least supportive.
>>guy has a much more interesting non-sexual relationship with a more popular female character
That never actually existed. Ahsoka is the Yasuke of Star Wars: brought into existence under false pretense and claimed by those that came after to have existed, but no contemporary accounting (in this case, the OT) ever mentioned them. Bat Boy has more evidence of being real than Ahsoka does, objectively.
>OT Purist
You're right in spirit because the OT is the literal seal of quality and the IP has been nothing but a descent into slop since, but you're wrong if you think the entire franchise wasn't basically carried on the main Clone Wars cartoon's shoulders and Ahsoka is a massive part of that show's success.
No one watched TCW for Ahsoka, they watched it for armies of clones to fight armies of droids. Don't conflate her presence with its success, her even being there literally damages Star Wars continuity irreparably.
Nah people definitely did. All the gifs and shit saved of her proves that much at least.
She was orange jailbait, that's why.
She grew into her own. Even without sex appeal towards the end, she started as a whiny character no one liked. Then she became mini-Obi-Wan with a dash of Anakin with some PTSD and bam, she was really fun to watch.
>Cuckqueening is more wholesome than normal NTR in that the woman is usually into it or at least supportive.
are_you_sure_about_that.gif
Cucking a guy is about humiliating him. Cucking a woman is about her man and maybe her getting it on with another girl. Men get off to being emasculated but women get off to supporting their man.
It probably came from here a few years back. I just like the idea of Padme convincing Anakin to plow a bunch of other sexy women while she watches.
I've been seeing it for at least 15-20 years, after an initial "lol Gungan wiener!" "aggressive negotiations!" wave. Part of it is that she's an attractive woman who explicitly has a gaggle of attractive women assisting her, part of it is the several loose jedi we knew for threesome fodder (Aayla/Anakin/Padme was really popular) and it really ramped up when The Clone Wars introduced Ahsoka and had a couple favorable interactions between her and Padme.
I shitposted about it a while back and it just kinda stuck.
George Lucas. He should have not allowed Filoni to keep Ahsoka alive. Sure, her leaving the order feeling betrayed is a great ending, but, knowing Filoni, that was the beginning of the end.
This show should not even be canon. It’s fricking worse then the sequels.
You, for making template threads
come here, Master Skywalker.
>Ahsoka figures out Anakin has been fricking Senator Amidala and hides in her bed and waits for Anakin in the dark.
>He's so excited to be with Padme he's already inside her by the time he realizes it's Ahsoka.
This almost happens with one of Padme's handmaidens. Anakin comes to her apartment and get in bed not knowing it's Sabe pretending to be Padme. He sleeps on the couch.
wait, really? please tell me this is real.
Yeah, it happened in one of the Queen's shadow books. It wasn't really sexy though. Sabe was pretty passed at Padme about not telling her about Anakin.
Padme's really ok with Anakin banging her handmaidens? I seriously doubt she would have legitimately forgot about Anakin coming over when scheduling her body doubles to take her place for the night
Anakin wasn't supposed to be on Coruscant, so it was a surprise visit.
>Anakin: Please dont leave, you are one of the only people i still have left
>Asokha: Im sorry master, i simply cant trust the council anymore after they threw me under the bus
Both were justified, but Asokha could have kept contact with him more so he doesnt go full Darth Vader
Both. Ahsoka for taking the easy coward's route and bailing out from under supervision while abandoning responsibility from ending the war, and the Jedi for not taking her lightsabers away and lobotomising her from being able to use the Force before letting her run off into the galaxy with mind wizard magic and zero accountability with what/who she might use it for or on.
I don't know the specific context but I'm pretty sure Anakin is always wrong.
Absolute tummy kino
Me for ever liking Filoni's shit.
Ahsoka was only ever good for dicky porn.
Filoni. The entire Jedi Order was written like a pack of morons just so Ahsoka looked better.
>Anakin supposedly part of a prophecy stating he will "return balance to the force".
>The Jedi Council never stops to consider that the current imbalance is strongly in their favor and will by necessity require their downfall.
That's not what balance in the force means. The Dark Side shouldn't exist at all, it's a corruption. Destroying the Sith brings balance.
So balance can't actually exist then.
Nah.
Hello, Disney Wars enjoyer. The Sith cause the imbalance by using too much of the Force, and improperly. Fricktard,
Do you get all your Star Wars information from podcasts or?
Anakin restores balance in the force so by the end only two Sith and two Jedi remain.
Is it true that Sheev's ultimate master plan for the Empire was to sacrifice the Living Force in a galaxy-wide not-Eclipse to become one with the Dark Side and effectively be a force god like the Son?
I’m sure that was the case in SOME story at SOME point in time
The saddest morons in SW are the unironic Empire fanboys who have a melty when you remind them that it was a rickety corrupt piece of shit that Palps ran like garbage on purpose because it was nothing but a pyramid scheme for supercharging the Dark Side and he considered it a worthless disposable tool.
If Anakin had left the order with Ahsoka, would he still have fallen to the dark side?
Just renouncing the Order and staying around with Padme, things would probably end up the same, growing obsessively fearful of Padme dying and Palpatine turning him against the Jedi
In the fairly inconceivable scenario of him sorta vanishing off the stage like Ahsoka did, it becomes harder to say
anon, i....
What?
oh my lawd!
>No pantsu
>still up
The charges, officer?
Lewd and lascivious behavior
Unregistered beads
Visible pussy lips on a blue board
That's just a panty crease.
Lies. Everyone knows there's no underwear in space
There are exceptions to every rule.
I forget didn't Anakin kill the pilot who drew this
I really don't understand what was happening here
>We were 100% unwilling to hear her side of the story entirely leaving her to prove her innocence by herself as a fugitive.
>We now know she is innocent, we can prove it
>We still decided to prosecute her anyway, despite knowing full well she is innocent, as a show to the senate that..something reasons
what in the frick?
Padme is into some weird shit like all politicians. Sometimes she just needs to see Ahsoka get stretched out by Anakin
I feel like she'd work her way up to Ahsoka. Trying to get Anakin to frick her right out the gate would be too much. Maybe she starts with one of her handmaidens. Then a fellow Senator like Riyo Chuchi or Mon Mothma.
The thing is, Ahsoka comes with a built in boost since she and Anakin are both into each other and Ahsoka is into girl stuff.
That is true. I wonder how Anakin would react if he walked in on this pic.
I could see Riyo Chuchi having a little crush on Anakin after Trepass and the Senate Heist. She even had Anakin's head in her lap when he got knocked out. If Padme gave him the green light, he might go for her.
Is Anakin really that hot?
He's definitely attractive in canon. He doesn't have trouble getting women interested in him. It's his personality that scares people off.
This arc was nuts with the fetish bait, I was not surprised to learn it was an adaptation of an older comic
>that part where she's ranting about breaking Obi-Wan's will
Riyo was really cute. Anakin should definitely have fricked her if he had the chance.
Frick, I just realized that Riyo Chuchi, Barriss Offee, and Ahsoka Tano all have cheek markings, and they've been playing to my thing for freckles this entire time.
Ahsoka Series >> TCW
Proving once again that live-action is a better genre than animation.
>Jedi
Good guys.
>Sith
Bad guys.
>Palpatine
Big bad guy.
It’s very simple, stop trying to implement nuance and shit into it.
In the nu-canon, is it still true that Darth Plagueis had for real discovered Dark Side immortality? I remember in the old EU that was true.
No
Anakin should have left the Jedi.
Yeah the fact that you can just leave the Jedi no harm no foul kind of makes all the Padmé secret relationship angst pointless. I guess you could argue he was so obsessed with reaching a prestigious position within the Order that he refused to consider it
The Jedi were Anakin's life. All he knew besides them was being a slave. Besides that, they were heroes with massive amounts of power and his ambition was to use his power as a Jedi to free all the slaves in the galaxy.
Have they ever really gone into Jedi that left the order before that didn't defect to the darkside? I mean, besides Ahsoka there was Jolee Bindo, and that's all I can think of. Although I do remember reading somewhere that padawans that can't cut it as jedi instead become staff at their temples.
Padawans that don't get chosen by a master or can't pass their trials are reassign to one of the Service Corps, but they're still considered Jedi just not knights.
I feel like medical corp and exploration corp at least should be swapped. Why is exploration wearing a simple tunic while medical corp is wearing several visible layers? Real medical professionals wear the simplest garments possible (like scrubs), and real explorers need layers to be prepared.
I think it's to show they are more attuned to the Force than the other branches. Jedi Healers mostly use the force to aid in healing and are probably closer to being full-fledged jedi than explorcorp or agricorp members.
Explorcorp need to be very in tune with the force since they often rely on it to navigate hyperspace.
I will never forgive them for what they did to Barriss. She went one of the Order's best Knights to a delusional traitor.
I'm still mad too, Anon
I would like to see more about the service corps. They're an interesting part of the order. How many people are in them? Do they get set in missions alongside regular jedi? Did they take up arms during the Clone Wars?
Doing some sketching. Anyone have some nsfw requests? Cuck Padme maybe, but whatever is fine.
ahsoka giving a footjob
Ahsoka sucking off Anakin while Padme watches.
Delivery here.
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Drop any more requests if you have them.
I'd like to see an AU where Qui-Gon trained Anakin, Anakin now has Ahsoka as an apprentice (so he has the long hair and no scar or missing arm, because this is the best timeline), and they're spitroasting her.
Anakin is balls deep in her pussy and announcing his orgasm while juices drip out of her, while Qui-Gon sighs and leans back on the couch, saying "you trained her well, Anakin!" as she sucks him, maybe just swirling her tongue around the head to contrast with Anakin being deep in her. Maybe a side view, with her leg being held up by Anakin? Background could be something like a meditation room or the council chambers, if you want to do one.
Ooh! Have a wedding band on Anakin's right ring finger to indicate he's married to Padme still, even though she's not in the scene.
Thanks for the delivery. I'm not a foot guy personally but I love the expressions and her plump labia!
Ahsoka getting fricked by Anakin in the mating press position.
Delivery here
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Still working on requests so drop any more if you want.
I would love to see Barriss getting fingered from behind by Aksoka.
Padme as the Chris Redfield meme demanding that Riyo bang Anakin somewhere in the Senate building while she does the NWF face
Is catbox not working for anyone else?
Seems fine to me.
We don't have official word on it one way or another, but the assumption is that lekku=erogenous regardless of species, because that's more interesting.
The padawan needs her daily cream.
Delivery here
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Keep dropping requests
Zygerian queen forcing Anakin to rape Ahsoka while Padme watches
Beautiful, I love it!
To keep with the AU idea, Duchess Satine in bed riding Obi-Wan with a baby bump (not ready to drop, maybe 5 months). Just with her short hair, not the big crest headdress... thought that would be a nice alt version if you want to do it. I just like the idea of her going from prim and proper to giving into her lust.
Odds that Korkie really is Obi Wan's son?
My understanding is that the math doesn't check out. They were together about 20 years before The Clone Wars, and he's just not old enough.
But in my AU, frick the math, it's definitely Korkie she's carrying.
Heavily pregnant Padme getting fricked missionary-position by Anakin half-dressed up in pic related (like she's still got the harness and the boots on, but most of the rest of the dress has been ripped off)
tl;dr on the scenario
>Obi-Wan doesn't get on Padme's ship (maybe her guards do their jobs for once and stop him at gunpoint or something idk I haven't thought this one through)
>Padme goes to Anakin alone
>because Obi-Wan isn't there, Anakin doesn't chimpout
>Padme is able to make Anakin reason and he has a bit (re. a lot) of a mental breakdown over being a mass-murdering piece of shit
>Padme spreads her legs and offers to let Anakin frick her right there on the Mustafar landing platform if he'll run away with her and raise their child together
Delivery here
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Probably the last day of the thread so post any more requests.
Ashoka being miffed about somehow ending up a slave again in an off the grid planet and hoping no one in the council finds out (she'll probably get out of it... Eventually)
Ahsoka being plowed from behind by Anakin, while Pademe is outside the door listening and jerking off to the sounds of their fricking.
A twilek Jedi or Padawan finally breaks and submits to the genetic memories that literally pushes them towards being a docile bimbo.
Not bad. Not bad.
How much would it cost to make this a proper drawing?
You got an email or other contact info for commissions and the like?
>The Jedi deserved to be genocided, because they were the target in a centuries spanning plot that undermined the galactic government and put them between a rock and a hard place
Next you're going to tell me they were scum because these roughly ten thousand people didn't have the time to fix for every poorgay around when Coruscant alone possibly houses over a trillion people.
The Jedi looked at a slave army born to die fighting alongside them and went "Damn that sucks lmao"
Honestly there should have been a schism in the Jedi as part of the prequels with Dooku leading the breakaway faction but Anakin and Obi-Wan reluctantly staying. Palpatine surprise murders all the former Jedi looking for asylum in Separatist space and corrupts Dooku into a potential apprentice meanwhile Windu could be the head of the loyalist faction and his character could be much more zealous and self-righteous.
The need to be emotionally monotone at all times makes the fall of the Jedi much less dramatic and understates how dead eyed they look at extremely amoral shit the Republic pulls openly.
>But muh Democracy!
Yeah ok, but the Force is kept to a small number of users for a fricking reason and everyone knows why. Who between The Force and the Republic do the Jedi ultimately answer to?
>The Jedi looked at a slave army born to die fighting alongside them and went "Damn that sucks lmao"
Droid armies were marching in on planets all around the galaxy and Palpatine purposefully made the senate put the Jedi in charge.
And compared to other people, most jedi saw more in the clones than meat droids.
>Palpatine purposefully made the senate put the Jedi in charge.
As military commanders who could have been leading planetary defense forces or a volunteer army just as easily as a Clone army of bred slaves.
There's no dodging this massive lapse in characterization. You have Jedi in the prequels being uneasy about fighting in a war, but nobody points at the Clones and goes "Hey, what the frick?!" except to find their origin explicitly to find dirt on Palpatine.
You make it sound like the council planned to use and ordered the creation of the clone army when it was literally shoved into their hands by the enemy when war broke out.
No, man. War breaks out and then Palpatine plays his Clone Army face down trap card nobody voted for WHILE Jedi are suddenly unable to perceive the future WHILE Jedi eat losses in the hundreds at the Geonosis arena proving how vulnerable they are when deployed in force.
Nobody asks the obvious question "Are we being played?"
Nobody points out the clear moral hypocrisy of the Clone Army.
Nobody thinks twice about handing the title of General to 14 year olds.
There's zero internal resistance to any of this aside from Windu's throwaway line of "Keepers of the peace, not soldiers" and Obi-Wan's investigation of Palpatine comes more as a consequence of his closeness to Anakin than anything else. It's just a missed opportunity to better characterize the Jedi and give them more agency, as a group of people.
The Jedi knew they were being played but they didn't have the manpower to properly investigate while also leading the war effort, and there was also nobody else qualified to lead the war effort besides them. The Clone Wars was the product of literally 1000 years of plotting by the Sith to trap them in a corner with no way out. You shouldn't be asking why Mace Windu didn't devote more resources to investigating Syfo-Dias. You should be asking why Yoda never noticed the noose tightening at any point during his 800 year rule before Order 66.
>The Jedi deserved to be genocided
yes actually, they are supposed to be the keepers of the peace in the republic when they arent, and their chosen one was born outside of it and lived as a slave for 10 years.
The jedi council should have been horrified by this notion and tried to do something about it. Instead they decided to shit on him for not being born on the right planet and continue to sit in their ivory tower.
So you're saying Dooku was right about the Jedi?
He sure wasn't wrong about them.
https://voca.ro/1lfJrmSsSdFf
Sounds like space Muslim. also you clearly didnt watch the films.
anyone at all ever giving a tablespoon of rancid frick over Star Shit.
I was surprised by how little these two interacted in the show given how popular this ship is. Granted this phenomenon isn't rare, there are literally hundreds of Riyo Chuchi/Fox fanfics when they didn't even meet in canon and Fox is basically a nothing character
Whatever happened to Barriss, anyway? Did she die in prison?
Currently unknown, we've gone through a "is THIS Barriss!?" song and dance with a half dozen female villains so far, usually inquisitors.
1st Sister is Barriss, who is allowed to exist solely because Sheev has banned Vader from killing her just to troll him
She should have died
Clone Wars is only good if you know nothing of the EU.
>The clone wars is only good if you don't know the difference between Luke, Luuke, Luuuke, and Bigger Luke
Ok?
Luke
???
>He doesn't know about Bigger Luke.
Sad
Is this what teen girls dress like in the Coruscant slums?
Modern culture is no longer mature enough to have a story about a lustful sometimes raping Sith lord or cuthroat prostitute of a Sith lady. It would be a story where the leading Sith is smexy so normies couldn't help but root for them, but as the story progresses the fricked up things they do show you the dangers of unrepentant lust.
are you okay anon?
do you want to talk about your feelings?
You guys think Ahsoka ever seen Anakin naked before? In vice versa.
Venators have group showers even for officers, and of course in combat zones a 'shower' was often just a water tank lifted by repulsorlift with a sprinkler head attached. So yeah, they've definitely seen each other naked
Shaak Ti is and always will be superior
I agree, I like her far more than Aalya. Ahsoka seems to also really embrace her.
Hot. I need to draw something with Anakin, Ahsoka and Shaak Ti eventually.
It's a shame they stopped a decade ago. Almost everything Miravi made was erotic as frick.
2011 was almost 20 years ago.
Shaak Ti was the most underutilized PT Jedi who managed to get any speaking lines at all
We should have gotten a Clone Wars era arc where Shaak-Ti mentored Ahsoka since they found a lot of harmony as two togruta women. Also let's us flesh out the character. Maybe in a decade or two when AI made movies become a thing.
Did Shaak Ti ever bang the clones she was training on Kamina?
When Order 69 came through, yes
For sure. She's a mature woman who doesn't mind going around nearly naked. Also, remember the clones are all like 20-24 years old.
>Also, remember the clones are all like 20-24 years old.
In clone years. In actual years, they're 12.
They'll have to watch out for Shaak Ti's sister Sho Taa Kon
Maybe grooming is just a tradition among female Togruta.
Is it true that togruta and twilek cum if you fondle their lekku?
Yes, they're powerful erogenous zones. Look at Ahsoka rubbing her lekku on Jacen's face. What a bawd.
Imagine squeezing and massaging a girl's lekku while she shakes and crosses her legs, trying not to cum.
Do Togruta have erogenous lekku? I thought that was specifically a Twi'lek thing
That's one reason I've always disliked the clone trooper face in TCW. None of the clone are biologically older than 26 during the Clone Wars, but their faces make them look like 40 year olds.
War ages you beyond your years.
So, like Temeura Morrison in the prequels?
Yeah, but none of the clones should look like Temeura Morrison since they aren't that old. They should look like Bodie Taylor.
Oh well. Blame it on George.
Why did you use AIslop instead of just finding a screenshot from the movie?
It just came up when I searched for an image of a young clone. Not my fault aishit is everywhere now.
Isn't that the same guy who draws weird oviposition comics?
Yeah, he loves guro shit too.
The writers: for forcing me to take the side of a brat who was outraged at her authority for not automatically giving her the benefit of the doubt, and for reducing the Jedi Council into a bunch of spineless idiot cucks who just forgot they have mind reading abilities. But hey, I can at least congratulate them for coming up with a scenario in which everyone can agree Anakin did nothing wrong.
t. Mace Windu
Would Padme have survived childbirth if Sheev wasn't draining her life force to revive Anakin?
Good job saving her Luke.
This thread is against the Jedi code.
Frick the code!
If the clones don't legally count as people is it still against the Jedi Code to frick them
Would you be interested in a medieval retelling of Star Wars?
Only if there's incest.
Who would be the Jaime and Cersei?
I can't tell if that's a serious question.
Yeah, dumb question. I guess I was thinking about the prequel era.
Haha, no worries. The initial picture was Clone Wars, after all, so I was switching gears.
I supposed Anakin and Obi-Wan could really lean into that "like brothers" aspect of their relationship, but that's not my bag. There's not a lot of bio families in the prequels in general. The clones? Anakin and his mom? Padme and her family (they have an interesting dynamic in the arc that was cut from Attack of the Clones)?
It's pretty sad they cut the scene with Padme's family. It really helps sell the romance between them. I also like Padme's older sister teasing her.
Sola was definitely eyeing up Anakin in the kitchen. Padme should watch out or her sister will steal her husband.
>steal
share
What's Padme and Sola's plan for seducing Anakin? He seems pretty monogamous.
Keep Padme involved, frame it as Jedi training.
>So Anakin, Padme says you have pretty good stamina with your meatsaber, but can you handle both of us at the same time?
This reminds me: how do we know that Sheev doesn't have more clone backups and everyone will have to do this shit every 30 years for the next 1000 years?
We don't. I would say no way they bring back Palpatine a third time, but I didn't think they'd do the second time so what the frick do I know.
The perplexing part to me is that half the things they did wrong in Rise of Skywalker are specifically things that got criticized in the EU, most prominently the Emperor returning (Dark Empire was fun, but the characterization swings and theme undermining needed for most of the plot was so bad that it was treated as though it never happened) and the overabundance of superweapons (a general issue, but also specifically one in Dark Empire where there were like a half dozen planet killers). That they delved into the EU enough to find those things but not enough to understand that readers got annoyed by them is baffling.
I think TROS borrowing from Dark Empire is just a byproduct more than something they deliberately chose to hone in on. They wanted to make the sequels feel more "legitimate" with connections to prior movies and they wanted to pander. So the Emperor was brought back and the rest just fell into place.
No. Star Wars is already a fantasy story with a sci-fi dressing. They just need cooler armor/robes.
so the old republic? because in the EU jedi and sith used real swords before lightsabers.
Too slow, already done.
>Anakin, what are you getting so upset about? They're just droids! We aren't murdering anyone!
>It's funny, master. It always felt like murder to me.
Why was this show so good, bros?
>>It's funny, master. It always felt like murder to me.
Why is Anakin such a fricking b***h? Droids literally do not have the Force attached to them. You are literally cutting a piece of metal.
Probably because he's fond of Threepio, whom he built
He made kids too, that didn't save the younglings.
>Total Hutt death
>Total Trandosian death
>Total Toydarian death
>Total Mandalorian death
>Total Neimoidian death
>Total Kaminoan death
>Total Tuskan death
In a just world, which would happen first?
Trandoshan extermination, without question.
Toydarians don't belong there, they're pretty cool.
Kaminoans and Tuskans don't require death, just a blockade. They're happy enough doing their own thing on their own planet.
Total Mandalorian death is almost canon, how many are supposed to even be left? A few thousand?
Agreed. Hutt especially have to die.
Other than being involved in the Clone Wars plot that they weren't in charge of, I don't get why Kaminoans should die.
Why didnt she just confess to him?
That would've been sweet and pretty sad. Ahsoka admitting to being in love with Anakin just as she's leaving. Anakin just standing there speechless cause he never even considered her in that way. Would have added to the tragedy of the moment.
>tis the season then
What do think an Imperial Life Day party is like?
Everything is gray and everyone is scared that if they don’t have enough fun Vader will choke them to death
Look at these thick squeezable lekku. What do you think they feel like in your hand?
Like bags of sand
Poor Anakin
isn't lekku exclusively the twilek head tentacle
Nope. Togruta and Orzelano males also have headtails called lekku. Not Nautolans though.
RBC!
The Superior BC
Anikin for not proposing to her in that moment, then eloping together to some far flung outer-rim planet.
No where in star wars does it say you cant marry more than one girl. Anakin can have more than one wife.
The secret Anakin never learned is that while having a wife is against the code having multiple is a-okay.
Is it still canon that Ki Adi Mundi got to have a harem because he's part of an endangered species
nope which is a shame because his conehead wives and his daughter were pretty hot
Why is he doing the Dante meme pose?
I've thought the same thing for literal decades at this point but I realized literally as I found the image that he's actually leaning on the stone basin thing behind him
Cerean girls are underrated. One of the many species passed up in favor of twi'leks and togruta. The gender imbalance probably means they'd fall for b any guy that showed interest in them.
The ∞head probably plays a role
Do you consider how outrageous the Jedi Order's actions were in AOTC? For people who didn't want to fight in a war they sure as frick did start one.
Anakin, for not giving her something to remember him by before she left.
Why do you guys want to see Anakin and Ahsoka frick so badly?
Why would we not?
What did she mean by this?
>Shotacon
>But also attracted to angry, violent men
I don't get it
Padme has a type and its apparently Anakin at any age.
>shotacon
she's like four years older than him
Yes, but it's funny to joke that she groomed him into her preferred husband.
Who was the biggest butthole Jedi: Luminara, Mace Windu, or Yoda?
Mace Windu, without question. Yoda at least knew something was fricked up, Luminara was too inwards focused to see the big picture. But Mace was aware of the big picture, and didn't fricking care as long as it served the Republic as he saw it.
Realistically speaking, how many Jedi broke the "no attachments" rule during the war?
I'm sure alot. Most jedi missions don't last long enough to form an emotional attachment to someone they meet. Obi-wan only fell in love with Satine cause he spent a year with her. During the war jedi might spend months in the same place so those kind of relationships had a chance to form.
Kit Fisto and Aayla Secura were definitely frickin
How are female Jedi like Aayla Secura and Shaak Ti supposed to deal with knowing, through the force, that their men are both desperately horny for them and in love with them?
They secretly revel in it and wienertease them.
'sauce, anon?
For sure
if i didn't know any better i would assume the war was sheev's way of fricking with the jedi with that to some extent
groups who suffer the same kind of trauma together often form strong bonds with each other, be it shared abuse or war in this case
i think there's a brief hint of that it rots when anakin tries to go back and help out the other pilots in the opening only for obi want to dissuade him and for them to die moments later
Why is she so lewd?
She was well trained by Master Plow dicky.
Is it true that living in Coruscant's lower levels is pretty much literally being in a wh40k hive city?
Yeah, seems like hell to live in the slums of any of the city worlds like Nar Shadda or Corellia.
Vader and Sabe seems to be gaining in popularity because of the comics.
Her and Anakin also have some good interactions in the last Queen's book.
What would Sith Apprentice Ahsoka be like?
Looks pretty hot. Is there any art of Vader fricking Dark side Ahsoka?
We saw in the Mortis arc. She was unhinged and Palpatine-level in love with being evil
Also gave jailbait succubus vibes.
If you quit the Jedi, what would they do if you refused to give up your lightsaber? How do they even have the power to take it? Isn't it your property, something you built with your own hands?
Presumably a lightsaber is an illegal weapon to possess unless you're a jedi. There's lots of things you could build you're not allowed to have.
>How do they even have the power to take a weapon that can cut through the toughest of metals, kill organics in one shot and is usually the symbol of some of the most powerful individuals in the galaxy?
lmao
>what would they do if you refused to give up your lightsaber?
If you formally tell the Council you quit but refuse to surrender your saber and other apparels that mark you as a Warrior Monk, you would have to somehow resist the Jedi High Council (the group of the 12 most powerful and wisest Jedi in the Order) simply force pulling your saber out of your hand, pushing you into the wall and subduing you, and then if you somehow get OUT of the council chambers you now have to fight your way out of an entire Temple who now views you as a hostile threat who is clearly succumbing to the Dark Side. Good luck.
>i quit while out on the field
You hide out but are otherwise a traitor to the Order and the Republic, and thus a wanted fugitive constantly on the run. Have fun.
>can't I just make a Lightsaber after quitting
You'll have to get the necessary materials, the hardest of which is the crystal that is gatekept by the Order, but yeah. They're not gonna penalize you for quitting and making a saber while out on the field, they want to know if you're gonna be able to resist the Dark Side or not.
You people seem to misunderstand how necessary it is for the Order to properly gatekeep and gauge every single Force-Sensitive they find-a single Force Sensitive can cause massive destruction, death, and trouble if they aren't monitored and raised right.
Damn that's a lot of cope for "we're gonna steal your handmade treasure on your way out the door because lmao what are you gonna do about it" This rule is bullshit
You wouldn’t reach the point of making a Saber anyway, you’d probably be shuffled off to the AgriCorps.
Yeah evilsoka would be like the inverse of the Seventh Sister with her /ss/ flirting
Imagine if Seventh Sister onlt joined the Inquisitors because she was a pedo
Seems legit. We know what she would have done with Ezra if she'd had more time.
>We know what she would have done with Ezra if she'd had more time.
Explain further.
She would have fricked him, alright? Is that what you wanted to hear?
She would have kept him like a pet and mindbroken him over the course of months to the point where he would forget all about the Ghost crew and become a loyal servant of the Empire
Does Vader even still have a functioning wiener? Stands to design it would be critically damaged, if not destroyed, by the fire and that if it was Sheev would have ordered it to not be repaired because the celibacy would make Vader angrier.
Maul lost his and went insane, I think Vader's wasn't destroyed.
Good enough explanation for me.
his dickzone is the only area of his body that wasn't fricked up by the fire
What was the personality type of Droid Starfighters? Were they bumbling goofballs like the B1 and B2 battle droids?
I seem to remember them being like dogs.
no idea where i heard this but i remember somewhere saying that the hyena bombers had a somewhat 'motherly' programing
maybe i made i up, it's been so long i'm not sure
Would be based even if just after the fact word of god bullshit. Did they ever actually appear in any episodes besides that one Mace POV during the Ryloth liberation?
I thought Vulture Droids had racing dog personalities, like they're a dalmatian on a track and the enemy fighters are the mechanical rabbit
waifu
I will not fall in love with 10 ton mechanical killing machines.
how about the quarter ton?
Kill clankers. Behead clankers. Roundhouse kick a clanker into the duractete. Blow up clanker factories. Sabotage clanker refueling stations. Defecate into clanker maintenance ports. Murder clanker technicians. Disband the trade federation. Glass Xi Char. Rob clanker ammunition depos. Execute General Grievous in front of clankers. Launch clankers into black holes. Destroy the CIS. Sell clankers to Jabba the Butt. TOTAL CLANKER DEATH.
Female programmed battle droids would've won the war.
What mechanical advantage do breasts have for droids?
Something for organics to look at while they're talking to you.
Aayla Secura is the cutest Jedi.
Their enemy is an army of testosterone filled 20 year old virgins. The droids having sexy voices, bouncing breasts and wide hips would certainly have an effect on the battlefield.
I mean, it's not like Jango would have tried banging the battle droids, right?
CT bros....
It's the shoulders
>Make machine
>Marry machine
Entirely on brand for the Xi Char
What the FRICK was his problem?
He had a really fricked up childhood
>that comic where he imagines himself beating up and killing some young officer while shirtless
What the frick were they thinking
The Yukio Mishima of Star Wars
That's Legends though
That aforementioned comic came out just a few years ago still had his family be a bunch of freaks who sent him out unarmed to get mauled by wild animals
Or was the older backstory a different kind of fricked up?
Anakin murdered children.
Is it fair to say that Palpatine is the most evil being in the history of the galaxy?
Maris Brood should be brought back to canon as Shaak Ti's padawan during the Clone Wars.
I still wanna get a glimpse as to what it was in the Jedi temple before Phantom Menace
>Senior padawan
Wasn’t Obi-Wan in his early 20’s when he was a padawan? Is there an age limit to being a padawan before you either become a Knight or are just shuffled off somewhere in the temple?
>Padawan Obi Wan and Quilan Vos Shenanigans
God imagine
I dunno why Obi Wan was so pissed about Quinlan falling to the Dark Side when he himself tapped into it to kill Maul
I'm so in desperate need of a SoL manga about the Prequel era jedi pre-Phantom Menace
One that'll give us:
>More insight into Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon's relationship and his relationship with Dooku before he left the order
>Further establish the other's personalities (both to contextualize their actions in the clone wars and make order 66 hit even harder)
>Learn more of what the Jedi order was like in the years before Papa Palpatine rose to power
>Show fun interactions of these guys in their youths before they became "serious" jedi masters
>Give us some Shaak Ti and Luminara fanservice
And just give us something fun and simple, since we haven't really gotten any of that in the Disney era
>Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon's relationship
Didn't they have a very rocky relationship or is that all in Legends now?
>Doctor Aphra, I'm ISB
>Perhaps he was wondering why someone would shoot a Padawan, before throwing her out of the Order
In the end, was giving Anakin a padawan a good idea?
It was a good idea to help Anakin learn how to let go. It just sucks it turned out badly.
If Ahsoka wasn't kicked out of the order, would Anakin have still fallen to the dark side?
Maybe, maybe not, but it would have at least been less likely. Fricking over Ashoka pushed away someone who could have arrested his fall and also shattered the credibility of the Jedi council in Anakin’s eyes.
Yes, if Obi-wan couldn't stop if from turning than why would Ahsoka be able to? His problem was his inability to accept that he might lose something.
Obi-wan wasn’t there to stop him from turning.
Theoretically (IE, entirely with the retrospective acceptance that she existed) had Ahsoka not been driven away his loss issues would have been that much less intense. There would also be another person he had a connection with that he could have spoken with about his concerns that wasn't a Jedi Council member or the literal Dark Lord of the Sith
For that matter, Ahsoka already showed an ability to have premonitions regarding threats to Padme's life, so perhaps her perspective could have gone the extra way to convincing Anakin to chill the frick out a little
Ahsoka didn't even know Anakin was married to her though
I thought she suspected.
And?
If either of them had suspicions about Padme being in danger and were able to ask Ahsoka if she'd been sharing in any visions of danger, it could have shaped how Anakin handled things
The main point still stands that the combination of not having previously lost his apprentice to Council frickery and her presence as a benevolent figure in his life would have been a large buoy to his mental state
It was right up until the Jedi fricked it up. He seemed to be more relaxed letting Ashoka be independent right up until it all comes crashing down.
Letting a half naked 14yo stick close to him at all times during a brutal intergalactic war?
Yoda was definitely testing him.
They clearly wanted Anakin to breed her and create ultra powerful jedi children for the future of the order.
>suspect Anakin is forming a strong emotional attachment to a woman
>stick him with a scantily clad teenager 24/7, constantly tempting him
Seems smart to me. Side hoes would in fact reduce his attachment.
Ahsoka is totally a Mary Sue, just so we're clear.
>it's okay when women do it
If you Queen they let you do it.
>queen doubles
>looks nothing alike
Those are handmaidens. This is an image of Padme next to her double.
Was Anakin raped by the Zygerrian queen?
Yes, she forced him to frick her to protect Ahsoka.
God, I hope the drawgay comes through on this one.
She most likely assumed that he was banging Ahsoka, as an explanation for his protectiveness of her, forcing him to play along with it the entire time
Technically, but you can see that her death affects him, so he definitely has some affection for her.