this. Race relations in the US reached their peak from 2001-2007 where we finally became a colorblind society outside of a few outlier areas. Obama pretty much reset things and put race back into the forefront ironically enough.
More like the GOP backlash to him did. In their efforts to defeat the incumbent black president, dogwhistling to turn out votes seemed like a good idea. But once that ball started rolling, they couldn't stop it.
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No obama calling anyone who opposed him racist and basing every policy around race did
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>that Black person attempting to murder someone for calling the police on him could have been my son
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Is that Travyon "skittles and watermelon arizona tea" Martin?
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That's the tattoo his dad got, yes
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>Martin will posthumously receive a bachelor's degree in aeronautical science from Florida Memorial University "in honor of the steps he took during his young life toward becoming a pilot"
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>More like the GOP backlash to him did
Lol no. This is cope. The disintegration of race relations into an era of politicized neo-racism is 100% on the Democrats here
More like the GOP backlash to him did. In their efforts to defeat the incumbent black president, dogwhistling to turn out votes seemed like a good idea. But once that ball started rolling, they couldn't stop it.
Occupy Wall Street caused it more than either of these things.
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I remember a chart floating around showing an influx of pandering by corporations after Occupy, possibly being a force behind more segregation to push in fighting
Only if if you think good race relations means white people capitulating to black people in every circumstance and never standing up for themselves or for their own interests
>we finally became a colorblind society outside of a few outlier areas. Obama pretty much reset things
We couldn't have been that colorblind if Obama immediately ruined it
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>95% of blacks voted for the long-legged mack daddy
Pastor Manning must have been so disappointed in his brethren.
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blacks always vote democrat regardless of who is running
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They do, when they bother to vote, and more of them bothered to vote when Boss Black person ran.
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They routinely vote majority democrat but they didn't vote 95% democrat until a fellow black person was running. That's not what democracy is supposed to look like.
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Perhaps there's a reason why the republicans aren't appealing choices to anyone that isn't white.
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What are you talking about? Trump has historic gains for every demographic except for Whites in the last election. He lost the election specifically because he backstabbed White voters and lost 4 million of them in swing states
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>We couldn't have been that colorblind if Obama immediately ruined it
the only way the country would have been "colorblind" is if technology stagnated or regressed somehow
US was never colorblind with shit like affirmative action around.
You literally gave unfair advantage to Blacks because the israelites in charge know they're not humans but homosexual erectus, they're not meant to compete with sapiens sapiens.
I my personal experience we weren't colorblind, in fact everyone was acutely aware. I think though people were way less sensitive and jokes were all in good fun.
I can remember being a sophomore in highshcool and some white football player got into a fight with a black dude outside, which he won. For the rest of the year everyone, including the black kids, called him "Tyler KKK" in good fun. It was a nickname everyone embraced and a name earned in battle.
Said black kid was also on the football team and they were actually friends. It was one of those fights boys have before they get over it two days later.
Lois is the white sjw and is getting laughed at in her face. If people still acted like this we would have 3 colonies on mars to be racist towards by now instead of blacks
On the other hand, the scene still had to be written with the blacks coming out on top and Hal groveling before them and showing them he's cool because he hates white people too
I love this whole sequence. The irony of whites asking blacks for opinions, stevie's dad showing everyone holds a fricking mop, hal joining in and getting a full table laugh.
One of the best scenes in the show, still fricking hilarious to this day
https://i.imgur.com/JwPDRuX.png
Who was in the wrong here?
Should Malcom have just listened? Probably, but he wasn't doing it to be lazy, he was trying to be a good worker.
Also, part of why it was so frustrating is Lois constantly stands up for what she believes in and calls out unfair or illogical bullshit. She raised Malcom to do the smart thing, and then punishes him when he does. Not to mention, she didn't give him a chance to get his own job, she just signed him up for hers.
>he doesn't remember Hal attacking himself, the laughably christian racist or the message of the episode
last two seasons are bad but jesus is the final season awful
This. Every school I was in I was a social outcast to varying degrees, ranging from somewhat tolerated to bullied and ostracized by the entire school yet I always had a beta homosexual like me by my side.
bullying, lack of social skills, disinterest in classmates, etc
I’m hideous so people made fun of me for that. Which in turns made me close up on the few that didn’t.
>Reese got hot in later seasons I refuse to believe he was unpopular
he went to school with basically the same group of people all throughout his childhood. He alienated them in elementary and middle school, so by the time he got to high school it was too late to turn it around
Malcolm the whole point was that Malcolm could not follow a simple instruction and had to prove he was smarter then the guy its basically the jimmy neutron and sodium chloride situation. Don't think that being smart makes you better than others and look down on them.
Lois is the best fricking mom and I will not hear a word against that woman. She is fricking ultrabased for dragging that family through life kicking and screaming into a better situation. I fully believe Malcom could be the best president the US ever had and it's entirely thanks to Lois.
When has she ever told the kids she loves them? When has she ever shown affection to them? She looks out for their well-being but otherwise is needlessly cold. It's no wonder her kids all have problems.
Ever wonder why Hal is the only happy person in the house? Because he's the only one Lois shows any warmth towards
Here's where she tells Francis. But she does. You just need to watch the show. It's rare but it's impactful. She's a tough mom, she clearly fricking cares about the boys, and she shows it. Why do you think they all rally to beat up the clowns for her at the ballpark? Or take on Hal's side of the family when they leave her out of the family photo? They're not a lovey dovey family. But Lois loves and respects the kids and is only human doing what's best for them.
Hal is the happiest because he's getting laid on a regular basis, Francis immediately gets better when he starts banging that hottie.
>Or take on Hal's side of the family when they leave her out of the family photo?
God, that scene was 100% perfect execution. The way they instantly, without a word, know exactly what they're going to do to make things right and silently march out to ruin the event.
Like every time she talks to Francis on the phone?
>When has she ever told the kids she loves them?
Here's where she tells Francis. But she does. You just need to watch the show. It's rare but it's impactful. She's a tough mom, she clearly fricking cares about the boys, and she shows it. Why do you think they all rally to beat up the clowns for her at the ballpark? Or take on Hal's side of the family when they leave her out of the family photo? They're not a lovey dovey family. But Lois loves and respects the kids and is only human doing what's best for them.
Hal is the happiest because he's getting laid on a regular basis, Francis immediately gets better when he starts banging that hottie.
>You might have a point, if she wasn't a low IQ screeching Black person. She was stupid, financially irresponsible, and a narcissicist >Stupid
Raised a super genius who got part of his smarts from her. Constantly outfoxes her entire family working against her, including the super genius. >financially irresponsible.
Consideing Hal was taking off every friday for his entire career they were doing quite well financially. Plus if she was making more money the point of the show being about a low income family wouldn't work, so that's needed for the show. >narcissist
This is just what pussies call people who are confident, get that shit outta here.
If you're afraid of a 'narcissist' then I can see why a woman who raises her voice scares you though anon. Don't worry I'm sure you'll overcome your mommy issues one day. Lois is based.
she raised 3 geniuses. Malcolm is classically a genius in academia, Dewey is a musical genius who is also a skilled manipulator and a prodigy at practical issues, Reese is a sociopath who comes up with extremely clever plans to exploit and harm others
>she raised 3 geniuses
That's true. We never see Jamie so he could be a 4th. Did we ever find out if Francis did anything genius level? I know he pulled off some shit in the military academy but I don't remember if he ever displayed a specific talent like Reese with soldiering/cooking.
Reese is the Hal of the bunch, and obviously he was always quite successful socially, more so than the other boys. No real superlative talents but he always manages to land on his feet and has successful romances and friendships.
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All of Hals children had some sort of genius talent, even Hal himself
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>That episode where Francis wife ends up being like his mother.
Kino.
Yeah they were doing well financially despite being low income. Do you lack reading comprehension or what? You can do well financially while having little money. They were raising 5 kids and had their own house and car, both parents worked. That's pretty fricking good these days.
>Many of the episodes feature money problems.
Yes, the show is about a low income family. That's kind of the point, they have to be impoverished. If they were all geniuses who were rich it wouldn't be very funny. It would lose all empathy you have for the characters. There are plenty of times in the show where they are offered more money and can't/don't take it. Y'know exactly like how the Simpsons were poor and had money troubles, and now don't and everyone hates them because of it.
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>Y'know exactly like how the Simpsons were poor and had money troubles, and now don't and everyone hates them because of it.
Yeah, THAT’S why people hate the Simpsons.
Nah, in the episode where Hal's sleepwalking, when Reese tells him that he thought that Malcolm was Hal's guy, Hal replies: "The smart one scares me." I'd say the genius comes from Lois and the mischievousness comes from Hal.
That’s realistic, though. Poor people are fricking stupid. Especially poor people that could be middle class if they didn’t have so many kids. Were they Catholic or something?
my mom became way nicer after we all started watching the show FOR SOME REASON
the reality is that all parents are shit though, nobody knows what they are doing and being an abusive shit is an easy way to feel like you're 'parenting'. especially your mom in particular.
Francis' subplots gradually got worst. Military school was best, Alaska was 2nd best, Ranch was okay at best, post-ranch was meh and missed the point of Francis
Hal and Lois are a hell of a lot better than my parents. I'd rate them pretty good. They remind me of Roseanne and Dan Conner. They're tough but they love their kids and make an effort to raise them right.
If you're from a lower-middle class family this parenting is pretty common because the pressure is way higher for everyone. Were your parents rich anon?
Malcolm was in the wrong. Take your paycheck and go home. You work the same number of hours anyway. Whole point of the show was that Malcolm was smart but almost always wrong.
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I MISS THE PIANO MAN
Neat to see him before all the body mods.
I honestly believe that that purple villain from the marvle movies with a glove is based on Rich.
Modern bodybuilders are so fricking disgusting looking, it's like in their pursuit to be as big as possible they forget they're still supposed to look good at the same time.
If I was a judge I would immediately 0 anyone who shows up with hgh gut.
BALANCE Black person BALANCE, you're not a powerlifter you're supposed to be living art.
Malcolm was right, as a businessman you should want your business to be ran as efficiently as possible. By following Malcolm's method, they could've saved time for important profitable task
The company for having a moronic policy, the company again for enforcing so harshly such a moronic policy, then Louis, and lastly Malcolm wasn't wrong at all.
malcolm was right, but eventually you learn it doesn’t matter if you’re right as long as the boss is happy. In fact enjoy your long time wasting process, because that means there will be more work for longer while you’re still collecting the same amount of pay. If you want someone who stacks boxes more efficiently, just get a different job
Lois absolutely. Lois is one of those c**ts that failed to be successful in life so she ends up being a dick sucker to management and rats out her own damn son for breaking the most moronic rule in the company. Not only that, Malcolm told her it was an accident and pleaded with her not to report him
If a job is making you do something in an inefficient way that makes your life harder, fine, that's a grievance, though you generally can't do anything about it and need to just deal with it or quit.
However, this is a retail job. He is paid by the hour. Flattening boxes is not difficult, it's just boring. Seeing as he's there for lets say 8 hours anyway, if he is not flattening boxes they will almost certainly have him doing something equally boring. So it does practically not advantage him in any way to get the box flattening done faster. He may as well just do it the slow way and let it kill as much of the shift as it can.
What's going on is entirely based on his own ego, where he's frustrated at being forced to do something in a less intelligent way, by someone he views as dumb but who has power over him, because his self esteem is entirely based on academic intelligence. This is really dysfunctional and oversensitive, an inability to function to his own advantage based on an extremely inflated yet extremely delicate ego.
Malcolm for not blackmailing Lois over smoking
I don't know
Can you repeat the question?
Lois
Imagine getting your own child in trouble for some petty corporate rule.
kino
holy based, I want to go back
Anon that was prepping you for today, it was woke for its time.
Malcolm was patrician.
I have watched this show all the way through like 4 times, BASED Malcolm. Frick Disney for putting it on their shit streaming service
Watchmalcolminthemiddle.com
Don’t need Disney to stream this
there is no shame in watching old shows on streaming services because it shows the company that runs it what the people actually want to watch.
Just never watch new shit.
>there is no shame in giving your money to Disney
There isn't. Cope. People will still give their money to based Disney while you curate your wojzk folder
I thought it was on freevee?
For everyone saying this is "based," just know it's stuff like this that was one of the many stepping stones to modern day liberal sjw garbage.
this was the good middle ground tho
this. Race relations in the US reached their peak from 2001-2007 where we finally became a colorblind society outside of a few outlier areas. Obama pretty much reset things and put race back into the forefront ironically enough.
More like the GOP backlash to him did. In their efforts to defeat the incumbent black president, dogwhistling to turn out votes seemed like a good idea. But once that ball started rolling, they couldn't stop it.
No obama calling anyone who opposed him racist and basing every policy around race did
>that Black person attempting to murder someone for calling the police on him could have been my son
Is that Travyon "skittles and watermelon arizona tea" Martin?
That's the tattoo his dad got, yes
>Martin will posthumously receive a bachelor's degree in aeronautical science from Florida Memorial University "in honor of the steps he took during his young life toward becoming a pilot"
>More like the GOP backlash to him did
Lol no. This is cope. The disintegration of race relations into an era of politicized neo-racism is 100% on the Democrats here
This. It’s on John Boehner more than anyone else.
Occupy Wall Street caused it more than either of these things.
I remember a chart floating around showing an influx of pandering by corporations after Occupy, possibly being a force behind more segregation to push in fighting
Only if if you think good race relations means white people capitulating to black people in every circumstance and never standing up for themselves or for their own interests
>we finally became a colorblind society outside of a few outlier areas. Obama pretty much reset things
We couldn't have been that colorblind if Obama immediately ruined it
>95% of blacks voted for the long-legged mack daddy
Pastor Manning must have been so disappointed in his brethren.
blacks always vote democrat regardless of who is running
They do, when they bother to vote, and more of them bothered to vote when Boss Black person ran.
They routinely vote majority democrat but they didn't vote 95% democrat until a fellow black person was running. That's not what democracy is supposed to look like.
Perhaps there's a reason why the republicans aren't appealing choices to anyone that isn't white.
What are you talking about? Trump has historic gains for every demographic except for Whites in the last election. He lost the election specifically because he backstabbed White voters and lost 4 million of them in swing states
>We couldn't have been that colorblind if Obama immediately ruined it
the only way the country would have been "colorblind" is if technology stagnated or regressed somehow
US was never colorblind with shit like affirmative action around.
You literally gave unfair advantage to Blacks because the israelites in charge know they're not humans but homosexual erectus, they're not meant to compete with sapiens sapiens.
Posts like this is how you can tell someone only interacted with large amounts of diversity through media at that time
Ok google, what happened in 2007
Big Bang Theory aired
I my personal experience we weren't colorblind, in fact everyone was acutely aware. I think though people were way less sensitive and jokes were all in good fun.
I can remember being a sophomore in highshcool and some white football player got into a fight with a black dude outside, which he won. For the rest of the year everyone, including the black kids, called him "Tyler KKK" in good fun. It was a nickname everyone embraced and a name earned in battle.
Said black kid was also on the football team and they were actually friends. It was one of those fights boys have before they get over it two days later.
not really those kind of jabs always were there but you can thank social media for that
Lois is the white sjw and is getting laughed at in her face. If people still acted like this we would have 3 colonies on mars to be racist towards by now instead of blacks
On the other hand, the scene still had to be written with the blacks coming out on top and Hal groveling before them and showing them he's cool because he hates white people too
I love this whole sequence. The irony of whites asking blacks for opinions, stevie's dad showing everyone holds a fricking mop, hal joining in and getting a full table laugh.
God I miss MITM.
god mitm was superb kino, take me back
Imagine growing up with this and then being told that literally everything is violently racist in America when you hit your 20s
One of the best scenes in the show, still fricking hilarious to this day
Should Malcom have just listened? Probably, but he wasn't doing it to be lazy, he was trying to be a good worker.
Also, part of why it was so frustrating is Lois constantly stands up for what she believes in and calls out unfair or illogical bullshit. She raised Malcom to do the smart thing, and then punishes him when he does. Not to mention, she didn't give him a chance to get his own job, she just signed him up for hers.
You know what would have been hilarious? If Malcolm had finally gotten fed up with Lois and raped her to teach her a lesson.
rape is...le funny
ebin Cinemaphile joke!
Cuck
go back
That Black person is a "custodial engineer" show some fricking respect white devils.
the best part is its not even racist
>all the Black folk were upper class
this pozzed in retrospective
>he doesn't remember Hal attacking himself, the laughably christian racist or the message of the episode
last two seasons are bad but jesus is the final season awful
I forgot Hal had that many black friends.
Hal is powerful man
>leads a squad of powerful bodybuilders
>has the n word pass
>even the government is afraid of him
>deliberately sabotages Lois' diet so her ass will get bigger
His only friends are black people
It's because they lived in a poor part of town, and they were actually the poorest in the neighborhood
>Shaking their FLAT asses around!
Hal was a man of exquisite taste, as seen here
A true scholar of the Brosnan School of Architecture
It was a better time
Did Hal get the Black person pass?
Reese got hot in later seasons I refuse to believe he was unpopular
They weren't allowed to talk about that
this hit home, my parents had the same rule with me vs. my sister who had friends
how the frick does someone have zero friends in school
bullying, lack of social skills, disinterest in classmates, etc
I’m hideous so people made fun of me for that. Which in turns made me close up on the few that didn’t.
This. Every school I was in I was a social outcast to varying degrees, ranging from somewhat tolerated to bullied and ostracized by the entire school yet I always had a beta homosexual like me by my side.
Not an excuse.
Malcolm. You don't question pointless corporate dogma. He didn't know how to play the game.
This except there was no rule for me, my family just openly made fun of me for it and still do.
The entire show stopped making much sense after a certain point. The last couple of seasons are rough.
>Reese got hot in later seasons I refuse to believe he was unpopular
he went to school with basically the same group of people all throughout his childhood. He alienated them in elementary and middle school, so by the time he got to high school it was too late to turn it around
Alienating everyone and being a closet gay with issues will do that to you
he had a lot of girlfriends for a friendless moron
How the hell did MitM have so much kino in it.
unironically the perfect rendition of Candyman in an early 2000's sitcom
>everyone smiling and having a good time
pure kino
Jews
ye malcolm was written by israelites which is why it was so funny
Malcolm the whole point was that Malcolm could not follow a simple instruction and had to prove he was smarter then the guy its basically the jimmy neutron and sodium chloride situation. Don't think that being smart makes you better than others and look down on them.
>Don't think that being smart makes you better than others
It actually does. Just like being attractive or rich or strong does.
Wtf. I totally forget Jamie was even a thing
>15 year old frankie munez got to makeout with an attractive girl who was 3 years older than him IRL
imagine
Shame he can't remember it
That was a false story that grew way out of proportion, Frankie disputed it recently
Lois is the best fricking mom and I will not hear a word against that woman. She is fricking ultrabased for dragging that family through life kicking and screaming into a better situation. I fully believe Malcom could be the best president the US ever had and it's entirely thanks to Lois.
She is often too unreasonable and uncaring.
When has she ever told the kids she loves them? When has she ever shown affection to them? She looks out for their well-being but otherwise is needlessly cold. It's no wonder her kids all have problems.
Ever wonder why Hal is the only happy person in the house? Because he's the only one Lois shows any warmth towards
>When has she ever told the kids she loves them?
Here's where she tells Francis. But she does. You just need to watch the show. It's rare but it's impactful. She's a tough mom, she clearly fricking cares about the boys, and she shows it. Why do you think they all rally to beat up the clowns for her at the ballpark? Or take on Hal's side of the family when they leave her out of the family photo? They're not a lovey dovey family. But Lois loves and respects the kids and is only human doing what's best for them.
Hal is the happiest because he's getting laid on a regular basis, Francis immediately gets better when he starts banging that hottie.
can you take the soap opera outside I want to watch the prostitute who says the weather
It's a well written show, even Ida for as horrible as she is saved Dewey
>Or take on Hal's side of the family when they leave her out of the family photo?
God, that scene was 100% perfect execution. The way they instantly, without a word, know exactly what they're going to do to make things right and silently march out to ruin the event.
>When has she ever told the kids she loves them?
Like every time she talks to Francis on the phone?
was right, watch the show.
You might have a point, if she wasn't a low IQ screeching Black person. She was stupid, financially irresponsible, and a narcissicist
>You might have a point, if she wasn't a low IQ screeching Black person. She was stupid, financially irresponsible, and a narcissicist
>Stupid
Raised a super genius who got part of his smarts from her. Constantly outfoxes her entire family working against her, including the super genius.
>financially irresponsible.
Consideing Hal was taking off every friday for his entire career they were doing quite well financially. Plus if she was making more money the point of the show being about a low income family wouldn't work, so that's needed for the show.
>narcissist
This is just what pussies call people who are confident, get that shit outta here.
If you're afraid of a 'narcissist' then I can see why a woman who raises her voice scares you though anon. Don't worry I'm sure you'll overcome your mommy issues one day. Lois is based.
she raised 3 geniuses. Malcolm is classically a genius in academia, Dewey is a musical genius who is also a skilled manipulator and a prodigy at practical issues, Reese is a sociopath who comes up with extremely clever plans to exploit and harm others
>she raised 3 geniuses
That's true. We never see Jamie so he could be a 4th. Did we ever find out if Francis did anything genius level? I know he pulled off some shit in the military academy but I don't remember if he ever displayed a specific talent like Reese with soldiering/cooking.
Reese is the Hal of the bunch, and obviously he was always quite successful socially, more so than the other boys. No real superlative talents but he always manages to land on his feet and has successful romances and friendships.
All of Hals children had some sort of genius talent, even Hal himself
>That episode where Francis wife ends up being like his mother.
Kino.
>Did we ever find out if Francis did anything genius level?
He was intellectually moronic but had a good work ethic and interpersonal skills.
Reese is a culinary genius.
>they were doing quite well financially
>a low income family
Yeah they were doing well financially despite being low income. Do you lack reading comprehension or what? You can do well financially while having little money. They were raising 5 kids and had their own house and car, both parents worked. That's pretty fricking good these days.
Many of the episodes feature money problems.
>Many of the episodes feature money problems.
Yes, the show is about a low income family. That's kind of the point, they have to be impoverished. If they were all geniuses who were rich it wouldn't be very funny. It would lose all empathy you have for the characters. There are plenty of times in the show where they are offered more money and can't/don't take it. Y'know exactly like how the Simpsons were poor and had money troubles, and now don't and everyone hates them because of it.
>Y'know exactly like how the Simpsons were poor and had money troubles, and now don't and everyone hates them because of it.
Yeah, THAT’S why people hate the Simpsons.
I thought the smarts came from Hal.
Nah, in the episode where Hal's sleepwalking, when Reese tells him that he thought that Malcolm was Hal's guy, Hal replies: "The smart one scares me." I'd say the genius comes from Lois and the mischievousness comes from Hal.
That’s realistic, though. Poor people are fricking stupid. Especially poor people that could be middle class if they didn’t have so many kids. Were they Catholic or something?
No they were fricking so much it caused them to neglect just about everything. No contraceptive is bulletproof so they had some kids
Unless they were using the rhythm method, they would have had fewer children if they had been using contraception.
she also couldn't keep her legs closed
imo its actually one of the best last episodes of a series for this scene, it ended when it had to end
Nah, she had great moments as a mom and person but was also deeply flawed.
AKA a great character.
fricking love this scene, everyone but Malcom was in the wrong in that episode
my mom became way nicer after we all started watching the show FOR SOME REASON
the reality is that all parents are shit though, nobody knows what they are doing and being an abusive shit is an easy way to feel like you're 'parenting'. especially your mom in particular.
Malcolm is the comfiest early 2000s show prove me wrong
the company for not replacing him with a box flatting machine which also fricked his mom
Not gonna lie bros. I'd marry Lois. That woman is FIERCE.
Francis' subplots gradually got worst. Military school was best, Alaska was 2nd best, Ranch was okay at best, post-ranch was meh and missed the point of Francis
>Francis' subplots gradually got worst.
True, but Francis got the 'happiest ending'
>you will never blow a fat load on Piama while Francis and Hal watch in awe
Why even live?
Some of the my earliest tween fap loads were to piama. I had no access to pornography so you made due with what you had
>Some of the my earliest tween fap loads were to piama.
>38B breasts
Holy fricking shit she hid those well. Francis ended up working a milk truck.
They look like Ds. How are they Bs?
I dont know, ask those creepy websites that list chicks measurements. that's what they said. it's hard to get a good picture of her now even.
Good show, glad it ended when it did because they were clearly out of ideas.
People always say Hal and Morticia are the perfect couple but honestly, it's always been Lois and Hal.
I mean Gomez and Morticia, frick.
Gomez and Morticia are a better couple than Hal and Lois, and also better parents.
Hal is too dependent on Lois to be the perfect relationship. Lois would move on but Hal would cease to exist as a human if he didn't have her
>Hal and Morticia
I'd watch a completely out of left field Wife Swap episode like this
This shit grows on trees why the frick it's so expensive?!
packaging
>it's a Hal episode
>Hal unfathomably based
>Bryan Cranston a giant homosexual
What a weird dynamic
Every actor is a homosexual. No actually based man would even think of setting a foot on a stage
I think hal teaching him how to skate is one of the best parts of the series
great clips anon
You forgot the episode where they just gave him a toy like the woodchipper and the steamroller
You literally cannot name a bad Hal episode.
A bad Hal subplot
A bad Hal scene
Truth
It scares me how many people relate to having parents as shitty as the ones in this show.
Hal and Lois are a hell of a lot better than my parents. I'd rate them pretty good. They remind me of Roseanne and Dan Conner. They're tough but they love their kids and make an effort to raise them right.
Tbf me and my brothers were probably worse than Malcolm, Reese and Francis
If you're from a lower-middle class family this parenting is pretty common because the pressure is way higher for everyone. Were your parents rich anon?
their parents were better than mine
>tfw you're jealous of AJ Soprano because at least his dad made efforts to show he cared
mitm was great
>THICC
Malcolm was in the wrong. Take your paycheck and go home. You work the same number of hours anyway. Whole point of the show was that Malcolm was smart but almost always wrong.
Malcolm was wrong, what is the point of hacing a designated box flattening area if you flatten boxes outside of it?
>ynr Rich Piana was one of the bodybuilders who followed Hal around
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I MISS THE PIANO MAN
Neat to see him before all the body mods.
I honestly believe that that purple villain from the marvle movies with a glove is based on Rich.
Modern bodybuilders are so fricking disgusting looking, it's like in their pursuit to be as big as possible they forget they're still supposed to look good at the same time.
If I was a judge I would immediately 0 anyone who shows up with hgh gut.
BALANCE Black person BALANCE, you're not a powerlifter you're supposed to be living art.
I want to see his penis
Malcolm was right, as a businessman you should want your business to be ran as efficiently as possible. By following Malcolm's method, they could've saved time for important profitable task
large corporates arent interested in your attempts at being efficient. They want the job done the way you're told to do it.
And there was probably some OSH reason for not flattening them in the loading dock.
This episode is basically the exact experience you will have working as a wagie in a store.
The company for having a moronic policy, the company again for enforcing so harshly such a moronic policy, then Louis, and lastly Malcolm wasn't wrong at all.
malcolm was right, but eventually you learn it doesn’t matter if you’re right as long as the boss is happy. In fact enjoy your long time wasting process, because that means there will be more work for longer while you’re still collecting the same amount of pay. If you want someone who stacks boxes more efficiently, just get a different job
Lois absolutely. Lois is one of those c**ts that failed to be successful in life so she ends up being a dick sucker to management and rats out her own damn son for breaking the most moronic rule in the company. Not only that, Malcolm told her it was an accident and pleaded with her not to report him
I'd do the same so my kid wouldn't end up as a sexless loser like I was for so long.
Hell, I'd do it every day. Whatever it takes.
Malcolm was being dumb here.
If a job is making you do something in an inefficient way that makes your life harder, fine, that's a grievance, though you generally can't do anything about it and need to just deal with it or quit.
However, this is a retail job. He is paid by the hour. Flattening boxes is not difficult, it's just boring. Seeing as he's there for lets say 8 hours anyway, if he is not flattening boxes they will almost certainly have him doing something equally boring. So it does practically not advantage him in any way to get the box flattening done faster. He may as well just do it the slow way and let it kill as much of the shift as it can.
What's going on is entirely based on his own ego, where he's frustrated at being forced to do something in a less intelligent way, by someone he views as dumb but who has power over him, because his self esteem is entirely based on academic intelligence. This is really dysfunctional and oversensitive, an inability to function to his own advantage based on an extremely inflated yet extremely delicate ego.
>t. low iq in a management position
lucky aide was in the wrong, a store chain that size would be using balers in the 90s