Who will play him in the inevitable biography?

Who will play him in the inevitable biography?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nicolas cage is the only one who could pull off yngwie's levels of smug and buttholery

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      scratch that, make it Jim Carrey going full method like with Man on the Moon

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Idris Elba voiced by Chris Pratt

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't like donuts

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but likes everything else it seems

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >those groupies in the lift looked underage...

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is his life even interesting compared to other rockstars. Most normies who have ever heard of him just thinks hes a legit moron yuro that can shred.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was raised in a comfortable Swedish upper middle class household then hit it big as a guitarist when he was a teenager then moved to florida and bought a ferrari

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and bought a ferrari
        three

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no hes really not that interesting unless youre a guitar geek who likes talking about his picking technique and how he kind of created the neoclassical shred genre. hes honestly a drunk dumbass other than that

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    better make a Schuldiner biopic

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Paul Sorvino if he was alive.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he such a bitter butthole?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's an absolute virtuoso and has put tens of thousands of hours into his craft, but he makes music no one actually wants to listen to for more than 30 seconds and has had 0 cultural impact.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        u couldn't be more wrong, he was top 1 world guitarist for a while and tour with the top 3 when rock and metal were alive, filled stadiums and shit

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >and tour with the top 3 when rock and metal were alive, filled stadiums and shit
          What the shit are you talking about? Who are the "top 3"?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The guys who filled the stadiums.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >#1 world guitarist
          nikki sixx wrote about having him thrown out on his ass from the girls girls girls release party in his bio, other real rockstars didn't even take him seriously

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            WHY DID HE THROW HIM OUT

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              sorry for slow response, if you're still itt it was because he had apparently been talking shit about motley crue in the music press and nikki sixx was a major butthole back in his heroin days

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nikki is still a piece of shit. i think hes in some major lawsuit agains mick mars right now even though mick mars is literally dying because he has a disease

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah for sure dude, he acts as if mick had no ownership of motley's success when his riffs were half the band. also if you haven't check out mick's new solo stuff, it's really good actually

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                micks riffs are the only good thing about motley crue. vince cant sing worth a shit, the only reason hes even in that band is because women like how he looks. tommy is a mediocre drummer. and nikkis just a drugged out moron

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >NNNNNNNNNU JAAAAAAVLAAAAAAAAAR
            >YEW RELEASED THA FOCKING FURY

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >actual bestselling guitarist of all time, literally everyone has heard his music
              >chad manlet (5'2)
              >dresses like a little kid for 50 years, only makes him cooler

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >filled stadiums and shit
          maybe the first coupla' times. after all the averageheadbangers figured out that every song was the same thing only the hardcore admirers of his technique were left and you could see him at a jazz club or a dinner venue.

          doesn't make him bad, just esoteric. sure he's not eating dog food in his dotage.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's great when he's in a band. The issue is his solo work is all pretentious masturbation.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's really calmed down a lot, as he's gotten older you can really tell he's trying to be friendlier

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically that israelite from the new DUNE movie

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kek there will never be a film bio of this moron, only teenage boy guitar players care about dudes with solo guitar careers, and there's already a lot bigger kings in that genre than this dude. you would get a steve vai movie before this one, and what a surprise, steve vai's already been in a film playing guitar. there would be a satriani film before this as well. sorry not sorry

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's your favorite Malmsteen jam?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=NU9MVJGJ3eh4ApYk

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kino

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        unironically great

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me? It's got to be Black Star.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rising force

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >get into metal music around 2001-2002 because of Metallica
    >find out about Yngwie
    >get made fun of for liking him on message boards everywhere
    >now he's popular

    fml

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >plays a million notes a minute with no discernible melody or harmonic compliment to the music
    He deserves to be forgotten. Literally speedrunner of guitar.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not even remotely true

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is. He's beat out by every other neoclassical player that can form a basic interesting melodic pattern. His phrasing is dogshit.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DOUGHNUTS

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Comfy picnic Yngwie

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    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A little know fact about the Swedish people, they always have instruments at the dinner table.
      If you don't bring one, you don't get to eat.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jokes aside,

    ?si=Nhd2aHToeiURL6g2
    seriously incredible if you are into this sort of nonsense

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The songs are actually great when he's reigned in by a singer. His full solo stuff is impossible to listen to.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      his music is terrible. the only good thing about yngwie was his picking technique, its actually insane that he figured out how to play like that by himself. theres a series by troy grady on youtube called cracking the code that goes into detail full detail about how he plays like that. the most wild thing is that eric johnson and yngwie use the same exact picking technique, troy grady calls it pick slanting. if youre a guitar nerd go watch that, it completely changed my picking overnight

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >his music is terrible.

        I wouldn't call it terrible. Just boring. And that's the problem with many of these technically good artists. They can play their instruments well, but they can't create interesting music.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >yngwie spamming high kicks and the bassist and keyboardist playing ring around the rosie during Far Beyond the Sun
      Blessed morons.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ygnwie threads
    >Van halen threads

    its like my dad discovered Cinemaphile

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's frank gambale

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    saw him play live from a few feet away. AMA.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Yngwie and his music. I think he's probably on the spectrum though.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My bass teacher was a guitar player (90s music store lessons) and had one of the scalloped fretboard Yngwie Fenders. He had me learn the bass part to one Yngwie song, so we could play it together. I shut that shit down afterwards, since I was paying for the time. Now, I really like [Luca Turilli’s] Rhapsody [of Fire] and remember my bass teacher fondly.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else remember this? Used to be a breddy popular video back in ye olde days of the interweb.

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    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kino

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      far beyond the sun is actually pretty easy compared to most of his other stuff

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jenna Ortega

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >muh speed
    Guy's alright but he's no Roy Clark or Mark Knopfler.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could be kino if it was like a parody, like part through the eyes of yngwie with his ego, and part with reality.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whats this guys name again? Anyway, cast him.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doormat darnell

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dumbell Daffy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Benny could pull it off

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Douchebag Dumbbell

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's a big guy

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you even pronounce his name? Is it Yen-gee? Yin-zhee? Yen_Gwee? In-Juey?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ing vay..sort of like oy vey

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How can less be more?? That's impossible. More is more.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If it sounds good, its good.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's such a massive butthole, he's such a clown artistically now, he has been incredibly boring for decades... but I can't help but go on bingers where I love him. Yngwie before the car accident is one of the absolute peaks of guitar. Not just for speed -- his songwriting, tone, bends, style, and live performances are just something else. After the car accident I'd say that Eclipse is a great album too, the singer sucked live but he was great on the record. I wish Yngwie had been able to keep a consistent band together and really grow artistically.

    Yngwie has had the honor of standing at the top of the mountain all by myself for a brief moment in time. Very few others can claim that, and honestly I don't think anyone ever will again.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i knew he was based because he made guitar guys mad

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>When this whole grunge thing came, it was so pathetic like, a rock star who'd shaved his head, wore pants that are ten sizes too big, an old...an old shirt as well as a sock on his head. Like, what was that about? It's like the opposite of what I think...I mean if I was a fan, or if I was someone who was into rock...then I want to see a guy on stage who is bigger than life. He has clothes that I can't buy. He has stuff that I can't have. He does stuff that I can't do

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