>don't know Hope Solo >googles name >oh she's kinda cute in a homely way >she has nudes >lemme just click an.....goddamnit anons
I was better off 3 minutes ago when I didn't know who this b***h was or what her roast beef with extra cheese looked like
>Average gay man with AIDS dies at 39 >Average gay man without AIDS dies at 42
Anybody who believes both of these concurrently is the world's greatest moron.
The same testosterone spike that makes her lesbian also ages and masculinizes her features. Everybody knows this but you're not allowed to talk about it.
>it's up >kinos for this feel >cast her/him >now that the dust has settled >oh no ___-bros! >anime can't be kin- >what's next for [X]? >how do you respond without sounding mad >get woke go brok-ACK >/druk/
>doesn't see the appeal of a tight delicious well-shaped soft ass and some perky little breasts AND she's an older experienced tomboy lesbian who's been curious about fricking a guy her whole life
maybe fat black b***hes at the dmv are more your type
Actually just surprised. I thought she would be totally against taking these types of photos.
Thought she would dress like a guy wearing shorts and hardly showing any skin.
>fricking hot her body is
Yeah right probably look like a dude. Google Images search. OMG! Guess I put those images in my Destroy Dick December folder.
*ahem* I changed my mind
WOULD
I feel very conflicted about women's soccer.
On one hand, I had the concept of paying women.
But on the other hand, I really like the idea of segregation.
>ywn be trapped for days in an arid desert crevice after a rock climbing incident and go delirious from dehydration and heat exhaustion until you muster the strength to look upwards expecting one last look at the sun and sky before death takes you away but instead you see hope solo standing just like this looking down upon you and nourishing you back to full consciousness with the drippings from her meat flaps
what a stupid looking c**t
joe biden could pull it off, they have the same face after all
Kek it’s Brandon with pink hair
>Kek it’s Brandon with pink hair
Holy frick, can't unsee
Now just add some aviators
dalle3 has Megan rapinoe content blocked
steve buscemi
willem dafoe even
Elliot Page.
Christopher Walken with pink hair dye.
rob schneider, he's played an ugly woman before
No one. They don't need her any more.
Megan will probably become UN President or something
>38 years old
She looks 50. What the hell?
The pH levels in a woman’s crotch can be quite harsh to facial skin.
Rumor has it she went down on hope solo (she has nudes).
oh god, only a true lesbian would touch those meatflaps i am going to vomit just remembering it
would probably turn her straight
>don't know Hope Solo
>googles name
>oh she's kinda cute in a homely way
>she has nudes
>lemme just click an.....goddamnit anons
I was better off 3 minutes ago when I didn't know who this b***h was or what her roast beef with extra cheese looked like
The wages of sin is death.
but why?
This shit right here
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Party_and_play
t. Furgay
I know what gays guys die so quickly but why the dykes?
They fight each other every night.
>Average gay man with AIDS dies at 39
>Average gay man without AIDS dies at 42
Anybody who believes both of these concurrently is the world's greatest moron.
The same testosterone spike that makes her lesbian also ages and masculinizes her features. Everybody knows this but you're not allowed to talk about it.
is this that police officer that flipped her lid when an aspie said she looked like her lesbian granny?
how is that Cinemaphile?
Michael Cera
Lesbians fight every night.
>Groundbreaking career
Remind me of what championships the team has won under her captaincy?
That time she lost against the high-school boys team.
Many such cases. Sad!
Joseph Gordon-Semit
hopefully a black transwoman
Looks like Brian Callen with pink hair wtf
Lizzo
with that face? more like rapin hoe lmao
Is her name really rapin hoe?
Jimmy Fallon
>it's up
>kinos for this feel
>cast her/him
>now that the dust has settled
>oh no ___-bros!
>anime can't be kin-
>what's next for [X]?
>how do you respond without sounding mad
>get woke go brok-ACK
>/druk/
Her personality cancels it out though.
good lord i would demolish that
Anal only
>anons are losing their mind over this flat-ass, leather-faced lesbo
Sad.
yeah I'm not seeing the appeal. she's built like a twink
>doesn't see the appeal of a tight delicious well-shaped soft ass and some perky little breasts AND she's an older experienced tomboy lesbian who's been curious about fricking a guy her whole life
maybe fat black b***hes at the dmv are more your type
We get it anon, you frick other men.
Actually just surprised. I thought she would be totally against taking these types of photos.
Thought she would dress like a guy wearing shorts and hardly showing any skin.
Is it true that if you give a hot lesbian a good dicking they snap out of it.
>Think it can't be real and think it is AI
>it's real
My dick can't get harder
Get your t checked gay. If you aren't thinking about corrective rape right now there is something wrong with you.
I think there’s an entire sports illustrated spread.
She could take another pic like this with 3 pounds of makeup on and most of this board would be simping
Jesus Christ
I would so fricking hard, I'd let her frick my face and piss on it too.
>makes it even more disturbing how fricking hot her body is
>fricking hot her body is
Yeah right probably look like a dude. Google Images search. OMG! Guess I put those images in my Destroy Dick December folder.
*ahem* I changed my mind
WOULD
i dont watch women's sports.
That’s why Alex Morgan exists
>calves as big as thighs
Yucky
mid
>MAKE HER GAY AS FRICK! AND DIVERSE!
Pink
Paul Rudd
>buttmogs Alex Morgan
Huh, who’d have thought
>Who will play Megan Rapinoe now that her groundbreaking career has come to an end?
I don't know, but one this is definitely true whoever plays her; the movie will definitely bomb.
Fits well enough.
I feel very conflicted about women's soccer.
On one hand, I had the concept of paying women.
But on the other hand, I really like the idea of segregation.
>Megan “I’m retired now so let the men play on women’s teams” Rapinoe
Sony already bought the rights to her story and have Tilda Swinton in mind for the role.
variety.com/2023/film/news/megan-rapinoe-movie-35789987/
who's this guy
Biden from a multiverse in which he’s a bull dyke soccer player.
never drew a dime
>The Marvels bombed
>Rapinoe's achilles tendon gets severed
Wokesisters... our response?
Troll doll lookin-ass b***h
>ywn be trapped for days in an arid desert crevice after a rock climbing incident and go delirious from dehydration and heat exhaustion until you muster the strength to look upwards expecting one last look at the sun and sky before death takes you away but instead you see hope solo standing just like this looking down upon you and nourishing you back to full consciousness with the drippings from her meat flaps
I wish I had never read that, thanks for tonight’s sleep paralysis eldritch horror experience you utter bastard
Why are there so many Rapinoe threads today? Isn't she retired now?
Why do Americans worship her?
lol nothing like a thread of eternally-online virgins making fun of a professional athlete’s appearance
Is this what steroids and always running does to a woman’s puss puss?
I saw the clip and it looked more like a career-breaking ground.
ahh frick I missed it
You can just look at it In the archive
Rusty Cage