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>Here's your controller, anon
I have a hard time believing this is actually what they used for a controlling device. Surely it was some PR stunt
a lot of military shit is controlled by gaming controllers. granted i'm pretty sure it's propriertary military controllers that just have the same shape and look as an xbox controller but it's not really that surprising
I think its more that when the military is piloting something with a controller, no one is actually inside whatever it is. Instead of using a 30 dollar controller while you're actually in the thing.
The difference is the military uses wired controllers, these morons used a Bluetooth controller.
I piloted a bomb drone with a PS2 controller once. That wasn't my job I just got to play with one.
>WOP WOP PULL UP PULL UP
>be Coastie
>sonar picks up something somewhere near Titanic
>listen in
>*blub blub blub*
>WE GAAN
The only thing wrong with this is that it's bluetooth. Logitech controllers aren't bad at all.
Pretty much. Like even with xbox controllers the bluetooth is kind of a shit toss. Better to use the dongle or wire it in. Logitech products might be made of glass but when they work, they work.
You can get a xbox controller with hall effect joysticks that's off the shelf for $140-$170. Potentiometer sticks are bad, they are jitter like frick and are prone to drift or losing range. And yeah it shouldn't be wireless.
I don't get the big deal about this. It's just a PC input device. Do you piss and shit yourself at the idea of the sun using a keyboard and mouse too?
>Do you piss and shit yourself at the idea of the sun using a keyboard and mouse too?
What?
Even the US government will spring for actual xbox controllers instead of a fricking generic logitech from 2005
>we spared all expense.
>BAAA SOWENYAAAAA MAMABITSYIBABAAAA (tidihuuu)
>cut to God mashing X to make the sun rise every morning
>cut to God mashing X to make the sun rise every morning
Cue the sun
Maybe invest in something more reliable than the cheapest logitech controller you could find at walmart for your multi-million dollar submarine
This is how procurement departments work though. You have some israelite from the finance or project controlling team tell you that you need to reduce costs by 60% because the israeli CEO/stakeholders aren’t happy. Then you go and outsource your contracts to the lowest bidder or just buy some shit off of Ali Baba. t. Former procurement wagecuck.
The reality is that the CEO was an Ayn Rand cultist who believed one man spending as little as possible on precautionary measures could accomplish the impossible.
>muh Randyman
The reality is the guy who did this was a cheap Paki who purposely chose not to hire submarine veterans because they were old white men. I feel nothing if he died down there, he dug his own grave.
This is the CEO, who is American. Which board do you main, out of curiosity? Just wondering what single source of information causes a person to be this moronic and ignorant.
>American
That's not a nationality.
It's a descriptor
>wireless Logitech controller
>what could go wrong
>why aren't we investing any money to change the steering device sir?
>I told you they don't have steering wheels at the camping store.
>You see that trench? You can die in it
>The controller constantly lose connection with the dongle so you'll be dying a lot in your game. Logitech used to make really good controllers but now they're just total trash. The only reason to buy this is to remind you how much better your wired controller is. The controller is bulk and has an extra vibration button that doesn't do anything other than vibrate when you push it by accident looking for the Start button.
>It drops connection constantly, causing all kinds of annoying accidents and deaths in games. It also won't reconnect when you press a button on the controller half the time
>the installation software on the Logitech site is literally an exe file that displays a window instructing me to unplug it then plug back in. That’s it. That’s all it does. I could look up the drivers and install them myself but they don’t appear to exist
>Gamepad just stops receiving input periodically, and the 'mode' LED on the top starts blinking. This can be brief, but disastrous while gaming. Unusable as-is. Tried placing receiver right next to gamepad using the included wired extension for the receiver (probably a bad sign in and of itself), tried new and different batteries, checked that Win10 is using latest wireless driver. Same results.
>The analog sticks fail quickly. I've replaced this controller a few times,for the price, I'd expect to get more than 6 months of infrequent use out of it. The range on the wireless connection is terrible, too.
>This controller stinks waste of good money horrible terrible awful don't buy!
You are moronic if you think this is the culprit. There is no conceivable reality where there weren't alternative means to issue inputs to the computer to control the sub
Actually there is exactly one conceivable reality, and it's the one you're living through.
Which is to say that this reality consisted of them having multiple backup methods. The controller wasn't the reason they got vaporized.
they kept three of the same shitty controller on the sub... just in case
I think its just being used as the poster image for the company cutting corners on their underwater deathtrap
the 310 is the nokia of pc controllers
a good choice tbh senpai
>wireless
>Turns on Turbo Mode
>A button triggers at a thousand presses per second
>Sub accelerates until it breaks the space time continuum
>Is transported to Pangea where everyone is eaten by dinosaurs
frickin' hell, anon. I'm tryin' to take a drink ovuh heeyuh
>Reach the Titanic in half a press
>It takes 40 hours to gatter speed.
>aughhh it's broken we're fricked
>don't panic, I've got a spare
this is why i bring my steel battalion controller everywhere
Try this instead buddy.
>We have Halo Two co-op but only three controllers
>No I won't buy a fourth do I look like I'm made of money?
what does the green button on the wall do?
non-ocupada
Plays Celine Dion’s “my heart will go on”
It dougs.
Christ they can’t even buy a decent video game controller? This one costs like 20 dollars on Amazon.
very tight budget pls understand
How did this Wiley Coyote operation not get shut down?
>He thinks anyone is gonna say no to some billionaire Boomer throwing around millions of dollars.
LMAO
I don't understand. the navy uses xbox controllers for their subs too
What was even the reason to get a wireless one? It's cramped enclosed space with 1 window
>Ah man, it's broken... don't worry, I have a backup.
eeeeverythings going to be just fine
I guess the jannies have given up on this shit topic…frick Cinemaphile, its worse than reddit now
When are you going to accept that Cinemaphile after 10 o clock is blue /b/?
If /b/ served its purpose as an actual random board, there would be like 90% fewer such threads on very active boards.
Of course, but it won't.
What if they find a portal in the old Titanic that transport them to the oceans of another planet where they find treasures, fight alien pirates and teach sexy blue alien chicks how to make love the human way.
>he thinks power rangers are kino
christ…I pray the lord above helps you
Oh no
Is there anything worse than seamentia?
They expect one of us in the wreckage brother
we are in an era where AI makes movies about tragedies based on probability, and before they occur.
WE GAAN
if they survive which seems less likely with every passing second then a biopic could be on the cards. But if they are found dead/never located then theres not really enough of a story there for a film, barely enough for a gawdy low effort netflix doc either.
> barely enough for a gawdy low effort netflix doc
they can just make shit up like they always do, make the pilot and all the billionaires awful white racists and the surface assistant an oppressed PoC doing everything to save them just because of how good he is
Why not make something cool instead? Consider my idea.
You can just make up a story. The cast of characters is pretty good too
>arrogant north American billionaire that read a "move fast and break things" infographic on Facebook and decided to throw his money at a hobby project that killed himself and everyone else
>a French ex-navy Commander who was around to oversee the decline of their empire that is only there because of his genuine expert interest in the titanic and what happened, ultimate ironic character
>British Pakistani billionaire, the aristocratic remnant of a decadent and bloated global empire
>his teenage son, cluelessly led on to his own death in the pursuit of his father's foppish interests
>I forget who the fifth is, so let's say he's the working class every man played by Kurt Russell who stands in contrast to the tragicomic figures he is doomed to die with
It could be awesome.
>mfw people are having fun about a non-/misc/ approved topic near me
still crying, anon?
I was thinking about becoming a Janitor to fight the spam on Cinemaphile, but what is the pay like?
it provides the required experience needed for a future career in moderation
>looks at resume
>Cinemaphile
Into the trash it goes.
This shit is literally all over pol tho
Go back to your containment board, homosexual
you have to go back
seethe harder
IMAGINE
>sub is actually completely fine but the pilot had a heart attack or stroke
>the remaining passengers are all boomers that don’t know vidya so they don’t understand how to pilot the ship and are confused by its inverted control scheme
>they get snagged on some shit and spend the rest of the time screaming at each other in boomer rage as they try to figure the controls out only getting themselves further stuck in the process
>those boomers probably made fun of their kids for "always playing that damn Nintendo"
>now they die because they're too moronic to even know how to use a controller
How do we know they didn't just go into some super secret rich guy lair
>Leave the missing sub to me
Thank you James Cameron
Imagine this actually happens
There's literally nothing he can do
There's nothing anyone can do
Everything is for show. IF they're still alive, they're fricked. But 99.9% chance they died instantly when the signal cut out
He already said there's no point in him trying or anything he can do. He says they are already dead.
HEY! WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!
REMEMBER THE SUB? REMEMBER THE SUB IN THE FAKE MOVIE SET? IT GOES LIKE *CRUNCH* *BANG* *SQUISHY* *SQUISHY* *DEAD* *DEAD*
WELL THERE'S A RICH GUY AND A COUPLE OF POOS
AND THE NEWS SAYS THEY'RE ALL DEAD
BUT I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH
THEY WERE NEVER THERE
NOT AT ALL
SO WHY DO WE EVEN CARE?
BECAUSE OF THE NEWS! THE israeliteS ON THE NEWS! THE israeliteS THAT RUN THE NEWS SAID WE NEED A SCOOP ABOUT THE SUB WITH THE RICH POOS!
LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO!
basado
Got the thread theme here.
>There is cause for hope ... We understand that likely signs of life have been detected at the site.”
>Reports say search planes have detected “banging” in 30-minute intervals coming from the area where the submersible.
get. fricked. tv.
This is a worst case scenario because they will suffocate instead of getting mercifully killed instantly before they even knew anything was wrong
Means nothing. They have no way to recover the sub in time at this point
And then what? As far as I know, there is nothing they can use to recover the sub. There's no such thing as a bigger sub with a crane/grabber arm that can go down and pick them up if they are just stuck resting at the bottom. There's no way they can dock another sub to it and get the people out. They are dead no matter what as far as I can tell.
Two subs with a big net strung between them to pilot underneath the stranded sub and then ascend. Very simple.
what if the banging is coming from the outside?
gott im himmel
that banging is Orcas trying to get in for a tasty meal
>that banging is Orcas trying to get in for a tasty meal
Orcas maximum diving depth is 1000m.
Titantic wreck is 4 times that.
it was a joke you autist
Make better jokes moron.
>Make better jokes
Maybe it's 4 orcas
>We understand that likely signs of life have been detected at the site.”
theres fish here, i see the fish
The banging was the sub debris hitting the ground
More like the sound of the sea monsters ripping it apart.
If you were on there would you try to kill the other passengers to save more air for yourself?
Someone dying would fill the air with gasses I imagine
It would take a few days for the decomposing gasses to be enough to cause severe harm whereas they have like 36 hours of oxygen left at most if all 5 passengers are still alive. Killing each other seems like a good bet to extend at least one of their survival by a few days. Their only real hope of survival though is if the sub is still buoyant at a high enough depth where a sub or rescue boat could reach it. If it sunk to the bottom it will be quite a long time before they can put together a rescue sub capable of going that deep and pulling another sub up to the surface.
Where's James Cameron's Mariana Trench sub when you need it?
Should Wes Anderson direct or is that too insensitive
I saw you posting this in other threads, is it going as well as you hoped?
Post OC.
mh yeah old classic wojak-pepe antagonism
The Stench in the Trench
Let's say they're found.
Then what?
How are they taken back to the surface and released from the sub?
Can't you attach inflatables to carry it to the surface
Gradually
>How are they taken back to the surface and released from the sub?
They bring down the medic sub and they get on board, it's not rocket science moron
They can't. This sub is literally budget college project tier. They are bolted in. That's right the titan doesn't even have doors. Someone outside has to wrench it open and that's a death sentence thousands below
If they get a rover down there and the sub is intact it means it’s probably stuck. The hope is that a rover could possibly dislodge it and let it surface on its own.
>If they get a rover down there and the sub is intact it means it’s probably stuck. The hope is that a rover could possibly dislodge it and let it surface on its own.
>Major tragedy
>5 dead buttholes
I feel bad for the dad and his son. Imagine being a father and having no way of saving your son from certain death
frick off mudzies
No. Simply being "stuck" would not have lost radio contact. Something bad happened. It either imploded or had a catastrophic system failure. The former is better since they died instantly. The latter they will suffer for anywhere from a few minutes to many hours depending on what it was. But they are not recoverable if they can't get the craft to surface in its current condition, which is presumably impossible because they have not surfaced or they are not locatable on the surface, and they will still suffocate because they are bolted inside with finite oxygen
Imagine if they’ve actually surfaced but they’re trapped in their tuna can slowly suffocating on pranjeet curry farts lmao
>people are going to die on that sub Cal.
>yeah, the better half.
They're at about 30 hours of breatheable air left
Prob even less. I bet they’re hyperventilating and shit
Imagine if they start voting on which one to kill
Netflix fund this idea
at least there aren't any 50 year old military guys around
When was the last time something like this happened? Balloon boy? And dnt say those morons in a cave that shit was stupif
Drunk on a tuesday night?
>When was the last time something like this happened?
?t=45
This is completely moronic, what are Australians smoking? Lmao
I always thought these feral child raises by animal stories were hoaxes. Even if a pack of wolves or wild dogs didn't eat a baby they found it would likely die because they wouldn't be able to raise it at all.
Of course not, how would they get it to water? People who were actually raised in isolation from infancy are basically catatonic, whereas these people can magically speak the local language and explain everything that happened to them in a coherent episodic narrative.
>Balloon boy?
Imagine if this sub thing is a hoax. What would be your reaction?
https://www.theguardian.com/global/2018/jan/07/copenhagen-killing-peter-madsen-kim-wall-murder-submarine
chilean miners
Any seasoned sailor could tell you not to frick with the graves of 1500+ people. That shit’s haunted.
wypipo don't season they sailors
any rescue equipment should follow super strict standards in those conditions
the whole tincan is a fanfiction of a sub
it's over
Pitch black dead quiet sleeping hoping to wake up dead.
you got internet down there?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHO DIES IN A SUBMARINE UNDER THE SEA?
HAMISH HARDING
DISCOLORED AND ROTTING AND BLOATED IS HE
HAMISH HARDING
TO NOT SMELL A FART WILL BE HIS LAST WISH
HAMISH HARDING
WHEN THEY FIND HIM HE'LL SMELL LIKE A FISH
HAMISH HARDING
HAMISH HARDING
HAMISH HARDING
HAM-ISH HARD-ING
These are worse than the Monty Hall problem threads. You have basically two groups, the trolls proposing ridiculous solutions to the problem, and the armchair physicists who explain why those solutions wouldn't work. The laughable part is that some of these explanations are even more moronic than the original troll post, so it's not even clear anymore who is trolling whom. I can only categorically assume you're all functionally moronic for wasting your time doing this either which way.
You're really telling me they could just tie a long string to this thing? Come on now
What I like about Cinemaphile is that you can reliably find a genuinely autistic guy trying to comprehend fun in almost every thread
stupidest post in the thread tbqh
Whom is trolling who?
Is anyone on the internet even taking this seriously, all I see is people laughing at 4 rich c**ts dying a stupid death
Yes, Reddit
I don't think anyone legitimately cares except for the people paid to find them. Literally none of this is our problem lol
It’s a fascinating and horrific story. The fact that it is no doubt a result of that terrible movie takes it to another level.
I mean, it's a horrible way to go. Genuinely horrifying, so I feel bad in that sense. But, they assumed the risk by doing it, so ultimately it is what it is. I also don't generally care about anyone who isn't in my own immediate circle anyway.
Honestly I love the irony of four insanely rich homosexuals dying in an ill-conceived sea vehicle because they wanted to gawk at the remains of dead poor people who also died in an ill-conceived sea vehicle. It's the true titanic experience
What mp3 will they play?
my heart will go on - Gavin Bryars
no, they're probably c**ts
I feel sorry for the 19-year-old, but at least he got to die with his dad I guess.
The 19 year old son is the only one I feel (a little) bad for. The rest of the rich Boomers stuck in there can get fricked.
I don’t feel bad because of their hubris cutting corners which is pottery since that was the fate of the Titanic in the first place. It’s just a really interesting story because of the horror of being trapped and having no way to be rescued. As James Cameron said, if you get caught in orbit in space at least you’d at least have the Russians or the chinks to rely on for a rescue
it's hilarious that no one feels bad for rich people dying horribly
Typically when a billionaire has a stupid idea that they force into existence with zero safety measures in place normal people end up being hurt, while they get off Scott free. This is the sole instance of a billionaire suffering the consequences of their own hubris in the 21st century. Of course people are happy.
I would like to see them rescued because I'm not a total misanthrope. Even if they were stupid to do it.
a difficult but successful rescue is a more interesting outcome than the sub disappearing without a trace
True. Too many things like this go unsolved in this world.
Not being able to locate the wreck doesn't mean it's unsolved
There was a system failure or the hull was breached and it imploded. They're dead. That's the outcome either way. We don't really need a blackbox to know that they're dead, the how and why of it aren't interesting, and the ultimate location of the craft's wreckage is meaningless even if known
>some people think that knowing where dead bodies are is better than not knowing where dead bodies are even though we know where they are
/sub/cels absolutely BTFO
wrong, just look at MH370
i feel bad for the son and his dad who brought him along to an agonizing death. otherwise it's just this week's silly headline which will get replaced with something even sillier happens next week
I wish it would've been 5 thots instead.
>four onlyfans millionaires decide to collaborate on a video where they frick in a death trap mini sub
>things go horribly wrong
We are living in the worst timeline
We all know it would've been far more entertaining since they'd document as much of it as possible, making for some reality kino.
>250K ticket for billionaires and multi-millionaires to do macabre deep sea tourism
>sub is an uncomfortable floating metal coffin with a $30 controller and no way to contact the surface
>Despite this rich tourists still buy the ticket and they don't get a better sub
The more goes on I realize that the elite are moronic and rule us by the simple virtue that we are even more moronic than we are
>we are even more moronic than we are
Apparently so
Lol that's not a spelling mistake
Is this spelt correctly?
Black person
It actually isn't.
Then correct it for me reddit-fren.
>I accidentally misspelled 'they' as 'we'
>we are even more moronic than we are
You might have a point here
is anyone using logitech shit at risk of dying?
How can we get on this paki billionaire's will?
Ive read a lot of sea thrillers and man getting trapped unda da sea really spooks me.
Waiting in a small can unable to stretch or relax as the air gets stuffier and the lights get dimmer, knowing that there is no nearby vehicle that can go as far down as you are within any reasonable timeframe.
With only 40 hours of air left, best case is they they find and raise the sub to give the families the bodies for burial.
Whoever built this and decided taking an extra passenger on board instead of the pilot is laughing to himself right now
The person who built this is on board right now
>they're still alive and trapped while they slowly freeze and run out of oxygen
Don't worry, bros. Canada's got this.
imagine if the billionaire kills everyone because of all the banging.
>30 minute intervals
Why tho? If I was down there I'd be banging continuously until I passed out.
30 minute intervals is unlikely to occur for any natural reason
Just constant banging would be background noise, and use a lot of energy ie oxygen
>BANG BANG BANG
>UP IN DA CLUB
>holy shit we're saved....oh frick it's that fricking underwater zip furio
>*glub glub* give me one thousand dollars
I laughed but don't call him underwater furio, just furio makes it funnier.
>These 5 suck each others wieners
Here's your interior bros.
When the lights went out, how long before they started eating each other in panic?
Shame that they're all men down there, if they had taken a wom*n with them at least they'd have something to do to pass the time until death's embrace. I guess those mandatory female quotas have their uses in such cases.
Anon, in a situation where oxygen supply is limited and everyone is suffering from carbon monoxide poisoning having sex is the last thing you'd want to do. More realistically everyone down there is probably plotting to kill each other to extend their oxygen supply.
Kill the other men and get the woman as prize
It turned into Event Horizon in there if they weren't crushed.
?t=11
For me, it's the shit curtain.
Reminder that the viewing window is in the same area.
Virgin billionaires see titanic out shitty porthole over a stinky toilet
Chad IMAX goers see titanic in IMAX then go home and say yeah I guess that was pretty cool.
*BRAAAAAAAAAP*
Imagine watching porn and having the spray go off when the woman squirts.
Imagine how immersive that would be if you were watching a cat where a dinosaur sprays its pheromones all over the screen every 30 seconds
imagine if it was a porno theater in 1978 and you get sprayed in the face with cum
Imagine if you were at my house in 2023 wearing Apple's new VR goggles and I came on your face myself.
>Titanic Blu-ray: in
>Windows Media Player: open
>wireless Logitech controller: connected
>let's hit play and start this kino night
>BRRRRRLLRRLRLRRRLRLRLRLRLRRRRRRRRRR
If the sub didn’t implode I’d imagine the passengers are probably in the early stages of carbon monoxide poisoning right now and are panicking. There’s a non zero chance they might have started killing each other to preserve oxygen just a bit longer. Either way if the sub is on the bottom of the ocean it will take weeks or even months to recover so no hope of survival. Their only shot is if the sub resurfaced and is drifting on the ocean surface somewhere. But if that’s the case it’s going to be incredibly hard to spot since it’s white and must have drifted close to a 100 miles away by now.
aren't they gonna get btfo by decompression even if they find them in time
Im putting a submarine together guys. Its only 250,000 per seat.
Kek. Just slap some aluminum foil and duct tape on both ends and you have a secure and airtight vehicle.
lets go sirs fear is nothing of having
need another KINO
Imagine waiting to die and then someone decides to take a shit.
they likely already shat themselves when the sub stopped working
Larry David should make an episode like that. Everyone is getting ready to die, praying and preparing mentally and then Larry's like... I gotta use the toilet. I do I do im sorry.
>Suzie: FOR FRICKS SAKE LARRY CANT YOU EVEN DIE WITH DIGNITY YOU FOUR EYED FRICK
the entire cast is all crammed into the submarine kek
That should absolutely be the series finale.
What’s the shitting etiquette here? Do you shit your pants or do you shit in a corner?
>tfw you realize there are no designated shitting streets in a submarine
>While we're on the subject of subs, I have to drop a footlong, guys
>Sources report that the submersible was rigged to have Celine Dion’s “My Heart Will Go On” automatically play throughout the craft once every 25 minutes
TOP KEK
Nobody has asked the important question here.
What effect will this have on the deep sea tourism industry?
It is over, and so is space tourism
this, as we know the cruise industry died after the Titanic sank
That wasn't the cruise industry, that was the mass transit industry. Cruise ships only exist because they had to rebrand using ships as transit when planes got invented and instead turned them into floating hotels
Increase since now you can sell tickets to wreckage site of the Titanic and Titan
They get to charge rich people even more money in the name of making safety improvements and fleet upgrades to DualSense.
will probably lead to a new wave of government regulations
>probably still alive
>sitting at the bottom of the sea in incomparable darkness as your death tube slowly fills with farts
What a fricking nightmare
If they sank and died next to the Titanic do you think some ultra seaisraelite would shell out to move the sub/grave out of sight so it didn't ruin the view?
what view anyway, the titanic is must rust slime than anything else and getting worse by the day
well its something at least 4 people recently paid 250k each to see
Shame they couldn’t livestream their death. Imagine Fishtank in a tiny hunk of metal floating aimlessly in the deep sea.
Does the toilet at least have fans to near by to suck up the fumes? The inside of the sub would smell disgusting if it doesn’t.
I feel like they will never find this submarine
They won't. The sea is a cruel mistress
They’ll definitely find it eventually.
It's literally worse than a needle in a haystack, especially if it's sunk to the bottom. They might be able to recognize the wreckage based on comparing the previous scan of the Titanic wreck to a future one, but that assumes they land somewhere near the Titanic which is unlikely
It's extremely unlikely they ever find the sub, or what's left of it
>I feel like they will never find this submarine
that's because they were brought to atlantis by underwater UFOs
OFF TO DAVY JONES LOCKER
They need something that can reach down 13000ft? Have they tried... My dick!? AYOOOOO
Hey everybody the dice man is here!
Humans are so horrible designed, imagine you find yourself in this situation amd your first worry is
>where am I gonna shite?
If they were like lizards they could survive days without eating or shitting like we do
if lizards are so good where are THEIR submarines huh
YOU wouldnt know
even if they're found somehow there is literally no way to save them. the're just putting on a show right now with the rescue effort
You guys said the same thing about the cave kids and they were rescued, I dont buy it, there must be a way to at least pump oxygen inside it
God I hate you
the key with the cave kids though was the addition of pedophiles on the rescue team. I doubt the sub will be that lucky.
if they manage to locate the sub they will still make an effort to recover it and properly bury the bodies
Its basic procedure to at least try. It could have been possible they were on the surface
From what I've read, the thing imploded and they've been dead for a while now.
>Cinemaphile expert
We can only hope, not because I want them dead but because that is the less horrible way they could have died down there.
Do you think they know no one is going to save them? Or are their millionaire heads telling them they’re too rich to die?
They're all wondering who sabotaged their sub to get at their money.
probably that kid in the blink concert
Lucky bastard. I hope he get robbed
What's the % they are crushed, wet hamburger vs shitting in a tomb?
An implosion would compress the air so rapidly and with so much force that it would literally ignite the air and cause an explosion like a diesel piston firing. They would effectively be burned alive in microseconds and reduced to ash. There's no hamburger, just an obliterated submarine. No human remains were ever found for the Scorpion and Thresher and those weren't under as much force either
>Navy literally sent a fully crewed sub down as far as they could go until they imploded
kek based reminder you're just a piece of meat to govt
But what is the status of their shit? Surely it is soft and pliable enough that it would survive the implosion.
Here is your sub, just 25...thousand per ticket.
Its been five months and they still haven't found Julian Sands on a mountain. They ain't finding this sub
because they stopped looking for him kek
these guys were on a tour route close to a large famous wreck. they're not off in the middle of absolutely nowhere.
They actively searched for Julian for months. He went missing on a popular hiking mountain right by one of the biggest cities in the world. The ocean is a much larger area to search and the currents would have carried an unpowered/sinking sub or it's wreckage any possible direction away from the search area for untold number of miles. The most likely outcome is that some piece of this sub will be found in a decade or two after washing up somewhere.
Its not a tourist attraction is a wreck in the bottom of the sea.
The movie Thirteen Lives about the Thai cave rescue has a scene where they find the boys and news gets out and everyone cheers but the rescuers are pissed off because they don't have a way to get them out so now everyone is just going to watch them die. In that case they eventually did find a way, here they won't. Even if they find out where the actual sub is they'll be long dead before any rescue could be attempted.
Are they going to resort to cannibalism?
Probably. The average human can only go like 36 hours without food, 48 max.
>The average human can only go like 36 hours without food, 48 max.
Maybe the average amerifat
t. Would be eaten by the alpha American passenger first
You can go way longer than that without food. Theres people that have fasted for like 20 days. I think David Blaine did around 40 days. Water, is what they would really need, can only go single digits with that.
Why are we talking about food, they'll run out of air way before that happens.
Someone mentioned cannibalism. Yes, as I said its irrelevant.
>avid Blaine did around 40 days
he's a magician though
Yes, I know. Regular people can go a while without food too though, as I said right before that. Even I did a fast for a week before.
>replying seriously to an obvious shitpost
kys
That’s more descriptive of water.
the average human can go weeks without food. not water tho
luckily there's infinite supply of water with them
I think the moment someone is stood outside the vessel screwing giant ass screws into the side of the thing is the moment I ask to leave. I mean honestly if I'm a billionaire going on this I'd at least expect the doors to make that space age sound they make in Star Trek
Have you ever met one of these ceos? They’re morons that operate entirely off of buzzwords alone. You could just tell them that they’re “cnew age carbonate acres developed by nasa with thermolite core technology that withstands radial pressure of up to 1 million courics” and they’ll totally eat it up.
youd think these bilionaires would have handlers and advisers to convince them this is a bad idea. or at least not to cheap out
>One person who partook in this adventure and survived was Mike Reiss, a producer, and writer for The Simpsons. He recollected how the waiver mentioned “death” three times on the first page.
Why didn’t they just put a few plants in the submarine for infinite air?
I’m genuinely baffled at the lack of foresight. This guy in interviews was SO fricking confident even saying it was pretty much accident-proof. Like almost exactly what they said about the Titanic. There has to be some kind of karmic forces at work here.
Hulls degrade over time. That is hopefully what happened here. Otherwise they will all slowly suffocate to death while smelling 2 days worth of feces
>baffled at the lack of foresight
having wealth =/= having sense
>This guy in interviews was SO fricking confident even saying it was pretty much accident-proof
It's a grift, man
>it's a grift
damn he really got away with this one!
all good things come to an end
More souls for davy chads
Poor fools nobody told them the Titanic is actually alive and eats people.
Cute
100 years and the Titanic is still claiming souls. Something must be done. The Government should get involved.
I’ve never understood why they don’t just bring it back up and fix it. It would be a huge tourist attraction.
Who is gonna pay for that?
James Cameron. It's why he's dead set on each Avatar movie making billions. He's trying to raise money for it.
It would pay for itself.
Anything non metallic is long gone and it would just crumble into a pile of metal under its own weight if moved off the seafloor
Elon Musk
I know 4 rich guys who are dying to see it
I will! You need to do your part too, Citizen
It's a rotting pile of rust held together with fish shit, no way to move it without it falling apart.
BOO
then we need to just destroy it
And who's going to do that? No one wants to be lable as Destroyer of Titanic
I'll do it
It needs to be done to save lives.
Someone needs to or it will kill again
because it took decades to find it and any money they could get from it would never be enough to cover the sheer cost of refloating it especially at that depth and erosion, that and their is the other problem in that titanic would be considered a grave, in other words refloating it would spark major outcry, its a similiar reason why people who find shipwrecks in relative shallow waters stopped reporting their location to the public since they have been the target of scrap merchants vandalising them (see the recent shitshow with the PoW and Repulse)
They refloated costa concordia there's no excuse for abandoning the titanic
thats because it was only partially sunk and for a relatively short amount of time meaning salvaging it was the more economic option, if it sunk several miles down and was found two decades later they wouldn't have done it
They hit the ghost of the iceberg that killed the Titanic. It came for revenge over global warming that caused it to melt.
agreed
Why don't they just open the door a little bit to let some air in?
will James Cameron make a comment? Thats what I want to know.
He's too busy lowering the bar to go find this sub.
he's one of few men who know there's 0 chance in hell that they come out of this alive
he's not going to come out and say that so he's just going to say nothing until someone else says it
>"them homies fricking dead"
>-James Cameron
James Cameron was the captain of this sub all along, he was in disguise to avoid TMZ but he's down there right now.
>If I was on that submarine with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did
>there would have been a lot of fish guts in that tin can and then me saying 'OK, we're going to resurface somewhere safely, don't worry'
vax status'?
Why didn't they just fill the balast with oxygen? There are multiple ways to surface, ones that can be done manually that can be done without power. Only explanation is that it imploded
With what structural integrity
Then explain the banging
>Then explain the banging
whats this??? SIR!
The banging.... its coming... its coming from THE TITANIC sir.
My god, the passengers of the titanic are still alive.
The last orgy
probably from something else. what would they even have that makes a banging noise in intervals.
They could be hitting something on the wall of the sub every 30 minutes.
Aftershocks
someone is hitting the corrugated sheet walls of the sub with the tibia of one of his victims
Sudden catastrophic implosion at depth. Let's hope they died suddenly without pain or fear.
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WHERE IS THE TITANIC'S TOURIST SUB?
>In 2022, James Cameron mocked Stockton Rush for his bold disregard of safety precautions, humorously commenting, "When it comes to safety, Stockton Rush is a true innovator...in finding new ways to ignore it!"
On the bright side, there are now two attractions down there
It's not bright, there's actually no light at all
The best case scenario is that the sub fail safe worked and they floated to the surface and are waiting for rescue.
The next best case scenario is that the sub imploded and they all instantly died.
The worst case scenario is that they are all alive right now but stuck on the ocean floor slowly waiting for death.
>sub fail safe worked and they floated to the surface
If half the stuff written about this thing is true that probably don't have any such thing.
>thousands of feet below the surface
>pitch black
>oxygen running out
>paki rips massive curry shit into bucket toilet
>Provide a whole can of Heinz beans before the trip for free to everyone as breakfast, an apple as desert
>People start panicking
>Farting everywhere
Imagine...