Those are controlled opposition Zionist israelites. Hollywood is ran by the “communist” israelites, the other side of the shekel. She’ll get work from Shapiro but she’ll never be in Hollywood again. Gibson only made it back in because he’s better at their craft than any of their own neurotic little israelites are.
All of the women are non-virgin and will have sex with other men in the middle of your campaign if you don't say the right things. If you can avoid them fricking the other guys, they'll still flirt and fantasize about it. Devs have a massive homosexual bias and only include the women as a way to educate chuds who want more traditional waifu bait who isn't obsessed with stranger dick.
It has and ugly frog woman, an ugly demoness woman, no breast slider and no boob physics, it does have dick physics and bear gay sex cause it's a leftist game made for homosexuals, also the fanbase is made up of troons and SJWs
>ugly demoness woman
she's easily the only attractive female of the bunch, at least face-wise, OP's image makes Shadowheart look way more attractive than she looks in-game
The demoness woman has a troony body and dyke hairstyle
It's not Cinemaphile, it's /misc/ constantly flooding Cinemaphile to get offended by BG3. Cinemaphile loves the game, as evidenced by all the threads that hit the bump limit. /misc/ unfortunately got bearbroken.
See [...] or [...] for typical examples.
Nah, we Cinemaphilechads hate that pozzed shit, it reached bump limit cause /lgbt/ raids those threads on Cinemaphile
The board is plagued with shills because the game is partially a Tencent property. The game is solid but its quality was severely overblown especially on launch; the first act of the game is fantastic, but it originally released in 2020 and was in early access for several years. The 2nd act was solid but rather short, and the 3rd act, at least when I played around a month after launch, was riddled with bugs, lazy writing, and a shitty ending. It was a strong 7/10 all said and done, mostly frontloaded.
A strong marketing campaign and swelling narrative around how wholesome and consumer oriented Larian is turned into an avalanche of tasteless normals singing it's praises till everyone's ears bleed. I've never seen rabid enfranchisement of this scale for something so aggressively mid
I think it's fine as a game but yeah I can't believe how much "no one could be realistically expected to match this" hype it's gotten. It really wasn't all that. The story is meh and frankly most the characters aren't much better, the two central points of an RPG like this.
>the game is partially a Tencent property
Even on boards outside Cinemaphile you're trying to spread misinformation, the tenacity of your autism is truly impressive.
They have no stake, Larian is entirely privately owned.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Anon....
4 months ago
Anonymous
They have no stake, Larian is entirely privately owned.
Tencent is the best thing that happened to this wretched game, they undoubtably demanded the women have more sex appeal than the devs ever wanted to give them
4 months ago
Anonymous
Tencent owns like 20% of Larian. The chinese usually just want to make money and don't ask questions. If your studio fricks up and loses money, then they just frick off and take their money with them.
>30% preference shares of a holdings company
There they are, the dumb frick morons who understand nothing and just parrot what they read.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>it actually means nothing because uhh.. it just DOESN'T okay??? The fact that the CEO sold nearly a third of his private holding company's shares to a Chinese giant in hypothetical exchange for a broad and fully funded marketing campaign means NOTHING!!!
Tencent owns like 20% of Larian. The chinese usually just want to make money and don't ask questions. If your studio fricks up and loses money, then they just frick off and take their money with them.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Sure but it stands to reason that the game's marketing/hype campaign and award spree is the result of a very effective PR firm that did not exist with Larian's earlier games. and funding from Tencent and their affiliates likely explains this.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>"Likely"
Real strong case you have there
Couldn't they have just had more capital from their prior successes to feed into this new game's dev cycle perhaps?
Game has LGBT option locked behind multiple stages of dialogue choices.
If you pick them in specific order, NPC will hit on you
You cant accidentally pick them all
So the game basically exposed Cinemaphile as a bunch of homosexuals since many of them picked the LGBT options
So they are mad, claiming its game fault , even though its completely on them.
>locked behind multiple stages of dialogue choices.
yeah thats just untrue. a lot of characters have homoerotic interactions with you (like the gay vampire) straight from the very beginning
I like bg3 but gay stuff is being literally forced onto you every other rest >gale’s magic performance >wyll’s dancing >naked mindflayer >the drag necromancer >aylin and isobel >succubus/incubus in hell >foursome in BG
And those are things I’ve seen playing as male in my first and only playthrough. You have to literally tell them all to frick off
The vast majority of anons are hipsters. It's popular, so people hate it. Likewise, only really obscure things can be good (until the rest of the internet discovers them, then they're shit). You can extrapolate this to everything on this site, ever.
you're probably new to Cinemaphile so let me explain. people here want you to be as miserable as they are. it wasn't always like this but this is not a history lesson. if you don't join in on the contrarian and shitposting club they will make sure to beat you over the head until you join them or get rid of you. if you're smart you'll just lurk. the truth is most people here aren't really happy and they just project their feelings outward. they can cope all they want but this is fact. you can easily spot this type of person and if you been here for years you can even start recognizing certain anons by how they post across other boards even.
> if you don't join in on the contrarian and shitposting club they will make sure to beat you over the head until you join them or get rid of you. if you're smart you'll just lurk.
You can also just let it bounce off you.
it's much simpler than that >bg3 is an alright game >bg3 fans are obnoxious hyperbole laden morons claiming it's the greatest thing ever >otherwise indifferent people are irritated by this and take the opposite extreme of hating it
that and it has a lot of easy targets for derision like relentless homosexualry and hag waifus who aren't actually attractive
There are plenty of people who hate the game who are not merely ‘otherwise indifferent and irritated’. There’s also the question of why it would irritate anyone that someone else is excited enough about something that they say only great things about it
>There’s also the question of why it would irritate anyone that someone else is excited enough about something that they say only great things about it
that it's spammed fricking everywhere and we're having this conversation on Cinemaphile should give you some hint
4 months ago
Anonymous
One thread for discussing a potential adaptation is considered spam? Yeah you're not biased at all.
4 months ago
Anonymous
what potential adaptation? of what would you consider worthy of adapting? the plot is dross and characters unlikable, the game is only spoken about for either coombait or ragebait, of which this is the former, both of which being 90% of Cinemaphile threads
It’s not taking over any board. Sure this thread probably shouldn’t exist but the people who go on hate crusades because they see a new popular game gets 2-6 threads at a time for a while were never sane. How could it really bother you that a lot of people are talking about something you’re not interested in
i'm interested in games very much and played this one for hours
4 months ago
Anonymous
It’s not taking over any board. Sure this thread probably shouldn’t exist but the people who go on hate crusades because they see a new popular game gets 2-6 threads at a time for a while were never sane. How could it really bother you that a lot of people are talking about something you’re not interested in
People come to vent and be moronic away from real life and they get pissed when you aren’t venting and being moronic, saying you’re invading from the real world. What’s there to know?
It's not Cinemaphile, it's /misc/ constantly flooding Cinemaphile to get offended by BG3. Cinemaphile loves the game, as evidenced by all the threads that hit the bump limit. /misc/ unfortunately got bearbroken.
See
It has and ugly frog woman, an ugly demoness woman, no breast slider and no boob physics, it does have dick physics and bear gay sex cause it's a leftist game made for homosexuals, also the fanbase is made up of troons and SJWs
or
>ittheir fault for using the game's options
Cry more
LGBTQP shit is evil and has no place in medias. Germans burned vile books for a good reason
I always hated and still hate when they make drow skin fricking pruple. Notjing beats the snow white hair/ jet black (or at least slate/coal) skin combo. they're fricking DARK elves, dammit, not grape elves.
>t. never played the game
Just because Cinemaphileoomers can't talk about anything but the three 30 second sex scenes in a 100 hour game doesn't mean it doesn't have anything else to offer.
BG ended on Throne of Bhaal. I hate BG3. Yes, I never played it, but I hate how zoomers and late millennials play and enjoy it while never playing the actual Baldur's Gate trilogy.
It's genuinely makes me angry seeing people praising it.
I'm with you on that boat, but what pisses me even more is that they felt obliged to bring back that bawd Jaheira or that fricking meme moron Minsc and his shitty rodent. And while I can understand a half-elf like jaheira coming back a century after the Bhaalspawn Crisis, a mere human like Minsc should have died a long time ago. manwhile, long-life race characters from the original Baldur's Gate could have been used, like my man Yeslick or Alora, because there's a severe lack of dwarves and halflings in the game. From what I've heard, they even brought back Sarevok.
They really should have gone with how Obsidian intened to go with The Black Dog: no old characters from the BG series, only two cameos by side characters from the IWD series.
Shit man, that's the kind of stuff you'd find in an eroge/nukige, not really in a western RPG. Truly a ballsy move, but I'm not sure if it's a good or a bad one.
Yup. And holy shit, are they total c**ts. They are probably the most unlikeable waifus in last few years. I guess Larian can only write total buttholes.
sounds like a typical game of dnd to me. People make thier characters with stupid ass backstories that make no sense for a level 1 character. Larian was just following that tradition.
sounds like a typical game of dnd to me. People make thier characters with stupid ass backstories that make no sense for a level 1 character. Larian was just following that tradition.
They at least say the tadpoles and the jamming artifact brought them all back to level 1
that explanation is shit when you find countless NPCs who also become true souls like you but at no point they revert to level 1, they in fact retain their levels
video game manchild shit belongs on Cinemaphile. frick off. buy an ad.
You are moronic as a Black person, mate
The majority of gamers are adults, broke dipshit
what's relevance is this to you being a manchild and this being the film and tv board
Cope, poorgay
Keep pirating shit
I am White actually but good morning to you as well
>manchild
Your shitty opinion, is this how you cope on similar threads as well?
good morning saar
Black person, this is the movies and television board not troonie roonie fantasy games board.
Seethe more, poorgay
>timmy thinks his capeshit boards is for adults
l frickin' mao
Lizzo.
With the success of Vox Machina it'll probably just be animated.
left to right:
Lupita Nyong'o
Jenna Ortega
Gina Carano
Gina would be great actually
>Carano
As if the israelites forgive anyone ever
?? But she's pro-israeli and the israelites at the Daily Wire hired her when she got cancelled by SJWs.
Those are controlled opposition Zionist israelites. Hollywood is ran by the “communist” israelites, the other side of the shekel. She’ll get work from Shapiro but she’ll never be in Hollywood again. Gibson only made it back in because he’s better at their craft than any of their own neurotic little israelites are.
DnD spinoff of Doric in microbikinis when
Frick, Marry, Kill.
Easy
Bruh
Frick, Kill, Marry
you numpty
marry, kill, frick
They need to ramp up the porn of Shadowheart and La'zel.
BG3 is a porno visual novel for women
>Bush
thread hidden
Anya Taylor-Joy, Billie Eilish, Gina Carano
debicki, moner, and megan thee stallion
>megan thee stallion
horrid.
Karliah will no doubt be made a nigress unfortunately
I enjoyed bg3, never thought I would. Minthara is the best
minthara best grill
she'd probably peg your ass, regardless of whether you wanted it or not.
Based
Christ I wish my GF was into latex
drussyyy
She promised more than she delivered for that long rest
So, why exactly does Cinemaphile hate this game?
I've seen videos and well, looks interesting. And Shadowheart seems to be pure sexo.
just the vocal minority because it has gay stuff in it
(the heteroid content isn't very good thoughbeit)
because it's popular and not Japanese.
All of the women are non-virgin and will have sex with other men in the middle of your campaign if you don't say the right things. If you can avoid them fricking the other guys, they'll still flirt and fantasize about it. Devs have a massive homosexual bias and only include the women as a way to educate chuds who want more traditional waifu bait who isn't obsessed with stranger dick.
its mostly one starfield shilling pajeet who hates it
It has and ugly frog woman, an ugly demoness woman, no breast slider and no boob physics, it does have dick physics and bear gay sex cause it's a leftist game made for homosexuals, also the fanbase is made up of troons and SJWs
Okay pajeet
Saaaar saar
the subhuman shitskin poojeet is right, you are a troony homosexual gaymer zoomer
He could bearly take it.
>ugly demoness woman
she's easily the only attractive female of the bunch, at least face-wise, OP's image makes Shadowheart look way more attractive than she looks in-game
shadowheart is a cute dumb lying b***h but i like a straightforward hateful b***h. sexual tension that might result in a murder.
You can mod her original early-access hairstyle back in if severe bangs don't do it for you (you flaming homosexual).
The hairstyle isn't the problem, her looking like a chudjak is.
The demoness woman has a troony body and dyke hairstyle
Nah, we Cinemaphilechads hate that pozzed shit, it reached bump limit cause /lgbt/ raids those threads on Cinemaphile
It's a mediocre RPG.
It's a boring shit genre that's all about killing monsters for gamble loot. None of it has any depth. Depraved SJW characters and writing
The board is plagued with shills because the game is partially a Tencent property. The game is solid but its quality was severely overblown especially on launch; the first act of the game is fantastic, but it originally released in 2020 and was in early access for several years. The 2nd act was solid but rather short, and the 3rd act, at least when I played around a month after launch, was riddled with bugs, lazy writing, and a shitty ending. It was a strong 7/10 all said and done, mostly frontloaded.
A strong marketing campaign and swelling narrative around how wholesome and consumer oriented Larian is turned into an avalanche of tasteless normals singing it's praises till everyone's ears bleed. I've never seen rabid enfranchisement of this scale for something so aggressively mid
>I've never seen rabid enfranchisement of this scale for something so aggressively mid
have you been living under a rock for the past year?
I think it's fine as a game but yeah I can't believe how much "no one could be realistically expected to match this" hype it's gotten. It really wasn't all that. The story is meh and frankly most the characters aren't much better, the two central points of an RPG like this.
>the game is partially a Tencent property
Even on boards outside Cinemaphile you're trying to spread misinformation, the tenacity of your autism is truly impressive.
Does Tencent not have a substantial stake in Larian's ownership? That's all I've seen.
They have no stake, Larian is entirely privately owned.
Anon....
Tencent is the best thing that happened to this wretched game, they undoubtably demanded the women have more sex appeal than the devs ever wanted to give them
>30% preference shares of a holdings company
There they are, the dumb frick morons who understand nothing and just parrot what they read.
>it actually means nothing because uhh.. it just DOESN'T okay??? The fact that the CEO sold nearly a third of his private holding company's shares to a Chinese giant in hypothetical exchange for a broad and fully funded marketing campaign means NOTHING!!!
What marketing campaign?
Tencent owns like 20% of Larian. The chinese usually just want to make money and don't ask questions. If your studio fricks up and loses money, then they just frick off and take their money with them.
Sure but it stands to reason that the game's marketing/hype campaign and award spree is the result of a very effective PR firm that did not exist with Larian's earlier games. and funding from Tencent and their affiliates likely explains this.
>"Likely"
Real strong case you have there
Couldn't they have just had more capital from their prior successes to feed into this new game's dev cycle perhaps?
>So, why exactly does Cinemaphile hate this game?
most of it is shitposting and baiting for (You)s, some are unironic contrarian morons.
realistically easy GOTY and deserved
>So, why exactly does Cinemaphile hate this game?
Game has LGBT option locked behind multiple stages of dialogue choices.
If you pick them in specific order, NPC will hit on you
You cant accidentally pick them all
So the game basically exposed Cinemaphile as a bunch of homosexuals since many of them picked the LGBT options
So they are mad, claiming its game fault , even though its completely on them.
>ittheir fault for using the game's options
Cry more
LGBTQP shit is evil and has no place in medias. Germans burned vile books for a good reason
this gay is prime example of what i descibed
hello homosexual))
lol, they burned them because half of them were homosexuals
the male companions all hit on you unprompted dishonest homosexual
>locked behind multiple stages of dialogue choices.
yeah thats just untrue. a lot of characters have homoerotic interactions with you (like the gay vampire) straight from the very beginning
I like bg3 but gay stuff is being literally forced onto you every other rest
>gale’s magic performance
>wyll’s dancing
>naked mindflayer
>the drag necromancer
>aylin and isobel
>succubus/incubus in hell
>foursome in BG
And those are things I’ve seen playing as male in my first and only playthrough. You have to literally tell them all to frick off
muscle b***hes and homosexualry at the same time? sold
why did you type homosexualry twice
because sandwiches
>holds up spork
The vast majority of anons are hipsters. It's popular, so people hate it. Likewise, only really obscure things can be good (until the rest of the internet discovers them, then they're shit). You can extrapolate this to everything on this site, ever.
>And Shadowheart seems to be pure sexo
She looks like Mandark from Dexter's Lab. You people are insane.
you're probably new to Cinemaphile so let me explain. people here want you to be as miserable as they are. it wasn't always like this but this is not a history lesson. if you don't join in on the contrarian and shitposting club they will make sure to beat you over the head until you join them or get rid of you. if you're smart you'll just lurk. the truth is most people here aren't really happy and they just project their feelings outward. they can cope all they want but this is fact. you can easily spot this type of person and if you been here for years you can even start recognizing certain anons by how they post across other boards even.
> if you don't join in on the contrarian and shitposting club they will make sure to beat you over the head until you join them or get rid of you. if you're smart you'll just lurk.
You can also just let it bounce off you.
it's much simpler than that
>bg3 is an alright game
>bg3 fans are obnoxious hyperbole laden morons claiming it's the greatest thing ever
>otherwise indifferent people are irritated by this and take the opposite extreme of hating it
that and it has a lot of easy targets for derision like relentless homosexualry and hag waifus who aren't actually attractive
There are plenty of people who hate the game who are not merely ‘otherwise indifferent and irritated’. There’s also the question of why it would irritate anyone that someone else is excited enough about something that they say only great things about it
>There’s also the question of why it would irritate anyone that someone else is excited enough about something that they say only great things about it
that it's spammed fricking everywhere and we're having this conversation on Cinemaphile should give you some hint
One thread for discussing a potential adaptation is considered spam? Yeah you're not biased at all.
what potential adaptation? of what would you consider worthy of adapting? the plot is dross and characters unlikable, the game is only spoken about for either coombait or ragebait, of which this is the former, both of which being 90% of Cinemaphile threads
i'm interested in games very much and played this one for hours
It’s not taking over any board. Sure this thread probably shouldn’t exist but the people who go on hate crusades because they see a new popular game gets 2-6 threads at a time for a while were never sane. How could it really bother you that a lot of people are talking about something you’re not interested in
Been a while since I last saw such a perfect "I'm an oldgay, I've been here all summer" -post.
He’s right though
he has fundamentally misunderstood the website
People come to vent and be moronic away from real life and they get pissed when you aren’t venting and being moronic, saying you’re invading from the real world. What’s there to know?
there never was any (You)
it, probably you, and the person he was replying to, were all from the same AI spam source
sequel to a finished series
They’re just being toxic. The game is hella valid.
Asshurt Starflop shills and tendies
It's not Cinemaphile, it's /misc/ constantly flooding Cinemaphile to get offended by BG3. Cinemaphile loves the game, as evidenced by all the threads that hit the bump limit. /misc/ unfortunately got bearbroken.
See
or
for typical examples.
Their potato pc's cant run it. Also, act 3 is pretty shit, ngtl. but the rest of the game is goty of the decade.
I always hated and still hate when they make drow skin fricking pruple. Notjing beats the snow white hair/ jet black (or at least slate/coal) skin combo. they're fricking DARK elves, dammit, not grape elves.
That's a man.
>t. never played the game
Just because Cinemaphileoomers can't talk about anything but the three 30 second sex scenes in a 100 hour game doesn't mean it doesn't have anything else to offer.
My wife
based
Minthara > Lae'Zel > Shart > powergap > redditlach
cool selfie ma'am
>cool selfie ma'am
pozzed game
Nicki Minaj
Megan thee stallion
Ice spice
I literally came to tv to avoid the endless chink spam of this hideous fricking game. Holy shit fricking have a nice day.
back to Cinemaphileermins to play your garbage homosexual game
Frick me I wish women with the red chicks bodytype existed. It's fricking hot
they do they're called 'men' and you're gay
It's literally just that one chick from Deadpool/Mandalorian. There are zero others that don't cross the line into roid monkey.
You can find a lot of those on /lgbt/
>Erect nipples
Can I get a QRD on why this slop was so popular?
because it's an RPG not an action game or shooter calling itself RPG
lots and lots and lots of money went into it
positive ESG score
gay vampire made the ftm crowd splooge in their men's small boxer briefs
vampires been gay since anne rice in the 80s. its a good change.
For me? It's Nyl.
doesnt matter im so done with hollywood
The game looks like reddit. Like, if reddit was a video game it would be this.
>inevitable
Wasn't it already confirmed?
Completely AI influencers are a thing. I wonder when they make a non-human woman.
BG ended on Throne of Bhaal. I hate BG3. Yes, I never played it, but I hate how zoomers and late millennials play and enjoy it while never playing the actual Baldur's Gate trilogy.
It's genuinely makes me angry seeing people praising it.
I'm with you on that boat, but what pisses me even more is that they felt obliged to bring back that bawd Jaheira or that fricking meme moron Minsc and his shitty rodent. And while I can understand a half-elf like jaheira coming back a century after the Bhaalspawn Crisis, a mere human like Minsc should have died a long time ago. manwhile, long-life race characters from the original Baldur's Gate could have been used, like my man Yeslick or Alora, because there's a severe lack of dwarves and halflings in the game.
From what I've heard, they even brought back Sarevok.
They really should have gone with how Obsidian intened to go with The Black Dog: no old characters from the BG series, only two cameos by side characters from the IWD series.
Sarevok had a kid with his daughter in BG3
Shit man, that's the kind of stuff you'd find in an eroge/nukige, not really in a western RPG. Truly a ballsy move, but I'm not sure if it's a good or a bad one.
hearkens back to the old timey mythologies, fits
Indeed, after all, let's not forget what horndogs like Zeus and Poseidon liked to do in the old Greek myths.
tomaru_sawagoe_family_tree.jpg
I would be very happy to have a gf who looks like the middle 🙂
>long legs with thick but still slender thighs and a small waist
sexooo
but is this body realistic?
Sorry, but if it's not isometric it's not a real RPG.
Sarah Gadon
Go all Russian cosplayers:
JannetInCosplay for Shadowheart
Shirogane-Sama for Laezel (she's skinniest)
Irene Meier for Karlach (CGI'd up to scale)
Narga Lightstream as Minthara
They should adapt an actually good RPG with good writing and characters like Rogue Trader or Dragon Age Origins
DAO had the homosexualry but not enough muscle b***hes
>can have gay shit encrusted bear sex
>can't rub Karlach's feet or put a baby in her
You can tell this game was made by bug chasing homosexuals
Damn a lot of you homosexuals got outed by this game lol.
bg3 is good
are these three busted c**ts seriously your only romance options if you're a heterosexual male?
why are they the only ones I see posted everywhere?
Yup. And holy shit, are they total c**ts. They are probably the most unlikeable waifus in last few years. I guess Larian can only write total buttholes.
>almost everybody is og donut steel like the commander of the devil horde in avernus, champion of one of the archfiends
>but we're level 1 though
sounds like a typical game of dnd to me. People make thier characters with stupid ass backstories that make no sense for a level 1 character. Larian was just following that tradition.
They at least say the tadpoles and the jamming artifact brought them all back to level 1
that explanation is shit when you find countless NPCs who also become true souls like you but at no point they revert to level 1, they in fact retain their levels
Oh they don’t have the Gith artifact that subdues power though
Debra Wilson for all three
Frick off with those BG3 threads, already.