>one of them is alive, is not a drug addict, and has a comfy show on the Food Network >the other is a dead heroin addict who killed himself over a prostitute
Hmm, tough choice…
I haven't watched it in years but last time it was a ghost ship and Guy Fieri occasionally woke up to prod the steering wheel before taking another nap before the next DDD marathon. I guess Bobby Flay had some gay reality shows or something.
>Makes shows in third world shitholes likely just so he can have sex with the local little boys and eat weird slop with his hands >Opposed to Guy tearing into a steak, burger, milkshake, etc
Guy is the American Dream. Bourdain is a Chinese peasant from the Mao era.
Guy will live forever in fun shows and memes.
Anthony Bourdan will be forgotten and occasionally mentioned when the topic of pretentious travel shows and cuck suicide comes up.
>"Anthony, I gotta ask a question, why do you hate me so much brother? ... Is it because you went to a fancy culinary school and I didn’t? I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter."
Anthony Bourdain thought saying he's glad he wasn't Guy resonates hard since Guy is a house hold name, liked, has an entire meme culture around him. While Bourdain is dead and will only be remembered for eating third world slop, being douche, and suicide over a b***h who was fricking teenagers behind his back.
>Guy's show highlighted Americana and other cultures whose food thrive in America. Kept it light, goofy, and fun. >Anthony's show was always somber, showed off third world shit holes, eating rats, sucking off European countries just to end up in a dive or Pajeet restaurant, was mean spirited, political, and full of it's self.
>Guy's show highlighted Americana and other cultures whose food thrive in America
This right here. Frick Bourdain and his "wahh wahh America le bad" sissy ass
Flavour Town >2 sons both on their way to advanced degrees >net worth of nearly a billion dollars >never canceled despite well known dislike of homosexuals >alive
Bourdain >Literally cucked to death >admitted to sucking wiener for crack in his youth >tricked into eating pig shit by based African bushmen
Guy always wins >Is actually likeable >Spends his money helping people >Doesn't pretend he's some insufferable artisan chef >TV show about showcasing smaller restaurants to increase their popularity
That's not broccoli hair, anon. That's a fairly regular haircut that existed before broccoli haircuts. >No perm >No fade on the sides or whatever the frick they call it
The appeal of third world slop prepared by some peasant that hasn’t washed their hands in a week is (rightfully) lost on zoomies, as opposed to dude first world slop prepared by some dude who hasn’t washed his hands since last night
Guy won.
Flavor town is real. in a kind of metaphysical sense it actually exists.
Bourdain was trapped in the material realm and could never get out of it.
the one whos still alive
Guy won far before that with his reply to him about Bordain being the only chef he knows who did most of his cooking with a bic and spoon.
the fans
guy fieri sent that cuck to flavortown
>one of them is alive, is not a drug addict, and has a comfy show on the Food Network
>the other is a dead heroin addict who killed himself over a prostitute
Hmm, tough choice…
Food network still exists?
I haven't watched it in years but last time it was a ghost ship and Guy Fieri occasionally woke up to prod the steering wheel before taking another nap before the next DDD marathon. I guess Bobby Flay had some gay reality shows or something.
It's basically the Guy Fieri network at this point.
>and has a comfy show on the Food Network
He's got like 8 shows, he is the Food Network at this point
I don't hate Bourdain but his followers are mad cringe.
Bourdain was cringe which is why he has so many limp wrist edge lords that love him.
the one who didn’t get cucked and kysed himself
>Bourdain
better shows
>Fieri
lethal bantz
>Bourdain
>better shows
lol
lmao
>Makes shows in third world shitholes likely just so he can have sex with the local little boys and eat weird slop with his hands
>Opposed to Guy tearing into a steak, burger, milkshake, etc
Guy is the American Dream. Bourdain is a Chinese peasant from the Mao era.
Guy will live forever in fun shows and memes.
Anthony Bourdan will be forgotten and occasionally mentioned when the topic of pretentious travel shows and cuck suicide comes up.
Fieri is /ourguy/
Bourdain was a pretentious douchebag
>the bic school of cooking
>the guy who’s alive and enjoying life Vs the drug addict cuck that died
Tough choice
Bic lighter and a spoon
>"Anthony, I gotta ask a question, why do you hate me so much brother? ... Is it because you went to a fancy culinary school and I didn’t? I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter."
Anthony Bourdain thought saying he's glad he wasn't Guy resonates hard since Guy is a house hold name, liked, has an entire meme culture around him. While Bourdain is dead and will only be remembered for eating third world slop, being douche, and suicide over a b***h who was fricking teenagers behind his back.
It gave fiery bourdains face
>Guy's show highlighted Americana and other cultures whose food thrive in America. Kept it light, goofy, and fun.
>Anthony's show was always somber, showed off third world shit holes, eating rats, sucking off European countries just to end up in a dive or Pajeet restaurant, was mean spirited, political, and full of it's self.
I wouldn't call it somber. He was just a typical white poverty tourist.
>Guy's show highlighted Americana and other cultures whose food thrive in America
This right here. Frick Bourdain and his "wahh wahh America le bad" sissy ass
both represent the two sides of gen x, the cynical butthole kurt cobain type, and the late 90s smash mouth optimistic type
Flavour Town
>2 sons both on their way to advanced degrees
>net worth of nearly a billion dollars
>never canceled despite well known dislike of homosexuals
>alive
Bourdain
>Literally cucked to death
>admitted to sucking wiener for crack in his youth
>tricked into eating pig shit by based African bushmen
I wonder?
Guy always wins
>Is actually likeable
>Spends his money helping people
>Doesn't pretend he's some insufferable artisan chef
>TV show about showcasing smaller restaurants to increase their popularity
Guy by miles. People are even saying his last name with that pretentious accent now
>Guy is already grooming his son to take over the family business
I can't believe Guy ended up raising a broccoli haircut zoomer.
Damn, Guy got that drip
That's not broccoli hair, anon. That's a fairly regular haircut that existed before broccoli haircuts.
>No perm
>No fade on the sides or whatever the frick they call it
You have no idea what broccoli even looks like you fat frick
>be a guy
>name is "Guy"
I'm thinking based
I dont get it
Trash can nachos are a genius concept and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
Did Anthony not know he could just eat expensive food and stay at resorts for free for the rest of his life before he killed himself? What a moron.
Bourdain’s entire premise aged like shit
The appeal of third world slop prepared by some peasant that hasn’t washed their hands in a week is (rightfully) lost on zoomies, as opposed to dude first world slop prepared by some dude who hasn’t washed his hands since last night
Guy won.
Flavor town is real. in a kind of metaphysical sense it actually exists.
Bourdain was trapped in the material realm and could never get out of it.
Cucks are losers by definition.
Even JaCinemaphile is winner next to this dead homosexual.
Guy is timeless. Bourdain is for your cringe angsty years.