Who would complete the holy trinity of hack directors?

Who would complete the holy trinity of hack directors?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tarantino

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tarantino

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tarantino or JJ Abrams

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    m night shamalamadingdong

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hating on Spielberg
    Hate him for being a israelite. Hate him for his politics. But you can't hate him as a director. The man did Indiana Jones, Jurassic Park, Minority Report, Saving Private Ryan, E.T., and a bunch of other certified kino.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The man did Indiana Jones, Jurassic Park, Minority Report, Saving Private Ryan, E.T.
      i know right? he's terrible, pure slop everytime!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers can't comprehend the influence Spielberg had on the language of cinema.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. His filmography is too vast & varied.The man has made it all. I mean, he hasn't directed a memorable film in the past 15 years but he doesn't need to. A shame he litters all his new shit with obscenely noticeable CGI.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shalom

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    moronic. Spielberg is definitely a hack NOW, but he has an incredible track record over the course of his long ass career. Mfer made Jaws.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Snyder

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    malick

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rest in peace Heather O'Rourke.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cameron?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >calling Spielberg a hack
    zoom zoom

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The biggest hack of them all.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the Lynch hate on Cinemaphile is getting out of hand.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He makes meaningless drivel propped up by weird aesthetics that psueds eat up like crazy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Twin Peaks The Return was so bad that it made me reconsider everything he has ever done, and ultimately my judgement was that he was never really good. Should have realized it earlier after I hate Inland Empire so much, then watched the documentary about the making of the film and it has him explicitly explain how he has no idea what he is doing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally the best director in the history of the medium. Kubrick is second.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LYNCHED

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Actually it should be Yorgos Lanthimos, Alejandro Inaritu Gonzales and Denis Villeneuve. I'm still to see a good film by any of these hacks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Iñarritu fricking sucks, good suggestion. But I would agree with Denis Villeneuve, he fits with Spielberg and Nolan. They are style over substance.
      I loved Arrival but after watching Dune a realized the hack has no vision and is no artist, just a manufacturer.
      You can hate on Lynch, or Tarantino, even Lanthimos but their films are easily identified. They may make a stinger but you can't deny they have a cohesive vision.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cringe post.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nice argument

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nice shitty teenager tier opinions on film.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Scorsese

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    scott

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tarantino

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hackerino
    but you need to swap in hackson as well

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Villaneuve

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hack directors
    >Spielberg
    t. zoomer

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Harmony Korine

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spielberg

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    James Cameron

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nolan is bad at writing, not directing

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