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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mr. Fuji and Professor Tanaka would tear both of these chinks apart

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bruce

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bruce was known to dodge fights unless the conditions were to his liking. Jackie had a reputation as a hot headed street fighter when he was younger so I'm picking Jackie.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jackie is taller and has 30 pounds on him. So he should win.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Monochrome asian wins because he doesn't have genetically low luck stats unlike the Lee family.
    Combat at a high near-peer level is 90% luck.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >combat
      >luck
      >ever

      Absolute fricking MAXIMUM lulz. The most violent thing you've ever done in your life was jerk off without lube while crying, guaranteed.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bruce seems like he knew more about his shit (martial art)
    Jackie tried to copy Bruce but utterly failed so hard he was forced to do his comedic kungfu style, which is much more successful for him
    However Jackie had the backup of the triad in hongkong and later the CCCP

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jackie is unbeatable when drunk.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jackie has probably never had a white woman. Bruce said Asian women are golddiggers so just pump and dump.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >always defeated

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      he cute

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >YOU ARE NECKS

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much trabbu does Jackie want?

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bruce. Jackie was more of a stunt guy/physical comedy actor.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Who would win?
    at what, basketball?

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bruce Lee is the strongest fighter of all time per science so him

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      didnt he beat mike tyson or something ?

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd bet on the guy who wasn't so fricked up his heart gave out at 32.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    🙂

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

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    I AM FRICKING SICK OF YOU WHITE BOYS MAKING A JOKE OF MY CULTURE

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU PIECE OF RACIST SHIT

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jackie by far. Bruce was all showmanship and too skinny to pose an actual threat

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jackie Chan would whoop Bruce Lee's ass.
    Bruce Lee was the better actor though.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bruce of course, the frick?
    Jackie is not a fighter, just a stunt man.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      And that gave Jackie huge pain tolerance and the ability to know how to take punches.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        no it doesn't, stop talking in memes for once
        bruce lee trained his body to fight, Jackie Chan to do circus tricks in front of a camera.
        Jackie Chan never had a real fight in his life

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    jackie because he's cool

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It entirely depends on how many everyday items are littered around the location where they fight.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      haha, epic Jackie Chan reference, upboated, my sir

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jimmy Wang Yu

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sonny Chiba would kick both their asses

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jackie said in interviews about his time doing stunts for Bruce that Lee was more dangerous

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jackie Chan would beat Bruce Lee because he actually has talent. Jackie Chan is an impressive performer who moves fast, is very flexible, has fast reflexes, he is completely fearless and tolerates pain.
    Bruce Lee was just a blowhard wannabe tough guy. People harp on Bruce Lee because he has never had a recorded fight, but what's even worse than that is that he doesn't have a single fricking fictional fight where he shows any skill. No skill whatsoever.
    Seriously go look at Bruce Lee movies. Actually watch them. Bruce Lee doesn't perform a single stun or action that the average person couldn't do for a camera, the only exception is that he could use nunchucks without hitting himself in the balls. That's his only talent.
    He not only can't fight, he can't act. Go and find the most impressive Bruce Lee stunt. It doesn't exist. Bruce Lee stands still as people come at him one by one and then he flicks his arm in the general direction of the stuntmen. Bruce Lee is the Steven Seagal of his time. He is completely mogged by the stuntmen who pretend to be beat up by him. Those falls and people pretending to get hit are putting in real effort and skill while Bruce Lee just flicks his wrist.
    The first scene that comes up when you look up Bruce Lee fight scene

    What the frick is this? Is this a skilled fighter? You could film this right now
    Here's an average Jackie Chan scene

    I can't fricking do this. This is insane. I can't jump over a chair and then a split second later catch a chair with one hand and throw it back. I can't do any the shit he is doing here and most stuntment couldn't pull any of this off

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      based

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is impressive and real stunts that Jackie Chan did
        Find a webm of Bruce Lee doing something impressive. Surely since Bruce Lee is such an amazing martial arts legend and his movies are so amazing, someone must have saved some clips that get posted. He has so many fans, surely someone has a video of something cool saved somehwere.
        Hardmode: no fake Motorola ad

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steven Seagal.

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jackie Chan because he wasn't a stuck-up fraud

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bruce was a better fighter.
    But all his movies are terrible.

    Jackie's are endlessly rewatchable.

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