In the wild west people used to stage fights between bears and bulls. 7 out of 10 times the bear won. The key factor was whether the bull immediately charged head on towards the bear right out of the gate.
Both bloodlusted and ready to die? Easily the bull.
>aggressive
Historically it was the aggressive bulls that lost. They would immediately charge head down with their horns which left them in a position the bear could easily counter leading to pinning their head and neck on the ground and a kill.
The occasions when the bull won were when the bull was more cautious in approaching the bear using a different attack other than bullrush.
why do people rank chimps so low? Id much rather fight a lone wolf or a cobra than a fricking chimp who can grab onto you and bite almost as strong as any predator can.
As long as you keep it away from your face you're good.
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Eagles can literally break bones with their feet. It happens to falconers sometimes. Dozens of times more pressure than a human grip. Plus the beak which would probably be snipping off your fingers. Grappling is literally the worst possible strategy here.
>minding your own business eating a sandwich >get mugged by a gull >just as you reach up to grab it, an eagle comes down behind you and slits your throat
you stand no chance
a human would frick up a lot of animals if self preservation and fear instincts werent so strong.
Like when you see videos of people running away from geese. Most people if they really wanted to could pick up a geese by it's neck and yeet it 20 yards down the street but dont do so out of fear of being bitten/blinded/whatever.
i remember a video on youtube of some guy fighting a chimp and he is literally picking it up and ragdolling it around, throwing it down a hill. Chimps are dangerous because they can bite, pull and know where your wiener is. They're strong for their size as well but they are like 80-100lbs. I think a lot of strong, fit men have a good chance against a chimp one on one.
A lot of the maulings/killings that these chimps do are when people are in close proximity to them handling them and the chimp begins fricking them up with no warning. In a situation where both parties are going in to kill i think a man has a big weight advantage and intelligence advantage compared to a chimp.
Im not saying that a chimp is losing 100% of the time but i'd say its probably 50/50 and dependent on whether the chimp gets a chance to grab on to the person without being kicked/punched/thrown/stomped in to pulp first.
yeah imagine me kicking you in your balls as hard as i can haha like taking a big 20m run up and just kicking you as hard as i can with full power lol haha that would be crazy and make your balls all swollen and purple haha
Reminder that human beings are soft af and I mean our bodies. The only two things we excel in are intelligence and stamina. Don't have tooth and claw? Build it.
I could kill a king cobra, but I'd likely die as well. Assuming that surviving the fight with minimal wounds is victory, I can win against everything up to and including a large dog.
I don't like bears. Lions or tigers are beautiful, strong and graceful. Bears are like Black folk or maybe drunken Slavs. Stocky build, moronic FAS-looking face.
>THE HECKIN GOOSERINO IS GONNA HONK ME A FRIGHTEN
I used to live at a lake shore and had to regularly chase flocks of these homosexuals out of my garden when they were migrating. Not once did they ever put up a fight. Absolute reddit joke.
In the wild west people used to stage fights between bears and bulls. 7 out of 10 times the bear won. The key factor was whether the bull immediately charged head on towards the bear right out of the gate.
These bulls are very aggressive, weigh between 1,500 to 2,200 kilograms or 3,300 to 4,850 pounds and stand up to 2 meters (6.6 feet).
>aggressive
Historically it was the aggressive bulls that lost. They would immediately charge head down with their horns which left them in a position the bear could easily counter leading to pinning their head and neck on the ground and a kill.
The occasions when the bull won were when the bull was more cautious in approaching the bear using a different attack other than bullrush.
I doubt those bulls were as big as the one in that picture
Both bloodlusted and ready to die? Easily the bull.
why do people rank chimps so low? Id much rather fight a lone wolf or a cobra than a fricking chimp who can grab onto you and bite almost as strong as any predator can.
people are stupid. an eagle would frick you up in a hurry if it decided to
you grab its wings and it's done
You will definitely get badly injured but I believe you would get out better than the eagle would.
As long as you keep it away from your face you're good.
Eagles can literally break bones with their feet. It happens to falconers sometimes. Dozens of times more pressure than a human grip. Plus the beak which would probably be snipping off your fingers. Grappling is literally the worst possible strategy here.
>minding your own business eating a sandwich
>get mugged by a gull
>just as you reach up to grab it, an eagle comes down behind you and slits your throat
you stand no chance
like i said, people are stupid
a human would frick up a lot of animals if self preservation and fear instincts werent so strong.
Like when you see videos of people running away from geese. Most people if they really wanted to could pick up a geese by it's neck and yeet it 20 yards down the street but dont do so out of fear of being bitten/blinded/whatever.
geese dont have razor sharp talons and beaks that will rip you to shreds
geese wings can hit you so hard they knock your skeleton clean out of your body
i remember a video on youtube of some guy fighting a chimp and he is literally picking it up and ragdolling it around, throwing it down a hill. Chimps are dangerous because they can bite, pull and know where your wiener is. They're strong for their size as well but they are like 80-100lbs. I think a lot of strong, fit men have a good chance against a chimp one on one.
A lot of the maulings/killings that these chimps do are when people are in close proximity to them handling them and the chimp begins fricking them up with no warning. In a situation where both parties are going in to kill i think a man has a big weight advantage and intelligence advantage compared to a chimp.
Im not saying that a chimp is losing 100% of the time but i'd say its probably 50/50 and dependent on whether the chimp gets a chance to grab on to the person without being kicked/punched/thrown/stomped in to pulp first.
This makes sense. I bet some of those tribesmen could frick up a chimp one on one. Not like an accountant though.
No chance you're beating a fully grown chimp
A Kangoroo is just a big rat, unlike with a large dog you should be able to handle it if you're normal sized.
if a kangaroo grabs you it can disembowel you in an instant if you are unlucky.
do c**ts down under get killed by these things a lot?
Kangaroos can be dangerous because their kicks are really strong and they have a sort of skittish nature. Their claws are also quite sharp.
Imagine one of these frickers kicking you straight in the balls
yeah imagine me kicking you in your balls as hard as i can haha like taking a big 20m run up and just kicking you as hard as i can with full power lol haha that would be crazy and make your balls all swollen and purple haha
Reminder that human beings are soft af and I mean our bodies. The only two things we excel in are intelligence and stamina. Don't have tooth and claw? Build it.
>2% of the population thinks they could beat a grizzly, elephant, lion and gorilla
>2% of the population are also schizopohrenic
hmmmm
maybe 2% of the population arent pussies like u.
I cd def kick the shit out of a lion and a gorilla. Ever heard of krav maga?
gorilla gays actually think this wins against
kek
Bruh, my grandma could beat the shit out of a brown bear. Get out of here
hes just playing
>mfw honeybump and bart are probably dead
grizzly bros..it's over
Grizzlies would easily crush the skulls of gorillas in cage matches.
I could kill a king cobra, but I'd likely die as well. Assuming that surviving the fight with minimal wounds is victory, I can win against everything up to and including a large dog.
You think you could beat goose? Did you not see how ripped he got for Barbie?
Bulls are relentlessly aggressive and throw shit to the wind with those huge ass horns. The bear would be down within a few minutes
HEY YOU TWO, BREAK IT UP
I live the slaps like he's saying "come on, cut it out"
I could choke them out
did those first two strikes break the sound barrier? what was the shock wave?
it's just water spraying off their fur
Yes
It's not for reals tho, right?
its cgi you can see the artifacts if you look closely
Cocaine Bear wins
No wouldn't fight. They would listen. And that's what no one else did.
shid
Unless the bear was starving he'd leave that huge bull alone.
>herbivore vs omnivore
mm i wonder
vs omnivore
>mm i wonder
hmmm ... what is an elephant?
a pussy
Life doesn't happen in a cage match but grizzlies and polar bears at the most terrifying. They are massive and agile.
OH N-
OH N-
Bears are just big old cuddly Teddy bears
The size of kodiak bears is insane. The one behind this guy is 650kg and they can get up to like 900kg
edited video
the orcacell got intimidated away and then arrested by the brave officers of the hkpd
why do they look high as shit?
I don't care, as long as the bull breeds my wife
bear beats everything
in olde timey days they did wild animal fights, the bear always won
I don't like bears. Lions or tigers are beautiful, strong and graceful. Bears are like Black folk or maybe drunken Slavs. Stocky build, moronic FAS-looking face.
Most large cats sneak up on you like Ns and cheap shot you, bears don't even bother or charge you like a man.
>Charges you in your path
How do you respond without running away like a pussy ?
id grab it by the neck and literally throat frick it to death
A wife material
>THE HECKIN GOOSERINO IS GONNA HONK ME A FRIGHTEN
I used to live at a lake shore and had to regularly chase flocks of these homosexuals out of my garden when they were migrating. Not once did they ever put up a fight. Absolute reddit joke.
Swans are by far the most ferocious of the lake birds. Would frick up a goose in a fight
What is their problem? Why are they like this when all other birds just fly away?
Idk what their problem is tbh. I always avoid them if I visit the local lakeside. Swans are very chill in comparison
Any animal that is a potential threat to humans should be killed immediately.
Great White Shark vs Grizzly in a pool where the bear has water covering half its body. Who wins?
grizzlys are great swimmers, that shark doesn't stand a chance