Who would win?

Who would win Cinemaphile?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mike would lose without Prep. he has to spend whole ass episodes doing "stuff" for a 30 second pay-off

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In real life the mafia guy would lose, mafia people are not strong or skilled, that's why they hide behind their underlings

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you don't have to be strong or skilled, you just gotta know where a guy is and hire somebody with enough carlessness or police connections to get away with shooting him in the back of the head.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    in a neutral environment, i'd give the edge to paulie only because he was slightly more spry than the slightly younger mike.

    in any other situation, mike.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >In any other situation
      So Mike wins if the environment is for or against him, but loses if it's neutral. wut

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depends, but I think Paulie has Mike's number in most scenarios where he isn't anticipating any danger.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Paulie. Mike is an arrogant moron who has tried to take down men with guns while unarmed. This ego is what lead to his own death, ironic considering how much he berates Walter.

    Paulie, meanwhile, is an experienced hitter but obnoxious enough to lull the wienery Mike into lowering his guard. Paulie wins 100/100 bouts.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      paulie does not even have half the gun and hand-to hand skills that Mike has. In a physical bout Mike wins 100% of the time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As I said it's not capability that's the problem. Mike is a fricking dipshit. He'd probably show up without a gun and give Paulie a lecture filled with insults until he went too far and got garrotted. Or call Paulie and start monologuing in a way that tips off Paulie to his location and plan.

        One stakeout watching Paulie's dumb ass at the Bing and Mike would write him off, sealing his own fate.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah Paulie would get offended and walk away then shoot Mike in the back of the head while he's at the park.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Neither did Walt, where are the Mikes now?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are the mikes in the room wirh us

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're lookin at them

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mike is omnipotent, can teleport, and can physically overpower 20 year old lifters even though he’s a 5’2 70 year old with arthritis. Oh and he’s also a sharpshooter and master engineer and master strategist and can pick any lock and is also a master at social engineering despite not knowing how to use technology. Also he stops being omnipotent only towards the end of the life when the show needs him to act moronic. And he was a good friend who aged in reverse

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Black Man and a rare Deepwater israelite. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul. There is no species of fauna in America which I have not personally killed and skinned. I will never sire a child because I loathe women. I bathe only once a year in an icy pond. I have burnt down one church per month for the last thirty years, and I will never be brought to justice because all lawmen fear me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The badger poison part always gets me

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          for me it's the rare deepwater israelite

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            For me it's a different part

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              haha yeah

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depends. Does Mike have access to his solid guys?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes but his solid guys have civilian grade treadmills

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mike because all of the Breaking Bad characters are absurdly powerful while The Sopranos at least pretends to be somewhat realistic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rong, Mary would protect Paulie from the filthy Pr*testant

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not really an equal comparison, since Paulie's a captain and Mike's an enforcer. Better comparison is Furio vs Mike and that zip wins 9/10 times.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    paulie has that "it" factor if you know what i mean

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Paulie is like a rat, he's a survivor.
      Mike is like a wolf, very easily trapped.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        reminds me of that ancient chinese proverb where the rat traps the wolf

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mike would dominate 95% of the fight only for Paulie to kill him by slipping on a banana skin and making his gun go off by accident

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ey Mikey tell Gus I say hello, heh heh.
    >mmhmmmm
    >*doesn't tell Gus that Paulie says hello*
    >Paulie betrays Tony because Gus pays way more money

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait til he finds out the mulignan's a fanook.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mike. Not my call.

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