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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, definitely Kira.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Jesse, we have to find out who this Kira is… he’s hurting our business.
        >He doesn’t know our names yet buts it’s only a matter of time.

        >I’m a criminal already, yo!!!!! What if he—ACK!!!!!!

        >Jess—ACK!!!!!!

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          how would kira find out walt's real name?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Go to his sons facebook.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >write Heisenberg’s real name on the wall then slit your wrists
            >”El Diablo!!!!! Aaaack.”

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              isnt that not allowed

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That is explicitly allowed. The only way that wouldn’t work is if the guy didn’t know Heisenberg’s name and just die of a heart attack, but if he did then it would happen.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            How on God’s green Earth would Walt even begin to attempt to try to find Kira? As far as Walt or anyone else knows Kira is some vengeful god. Only L and a handful of other people believe it’s just some guy.

            >Hey Hank, you look pretty beat.

            >Yeah buddy, rough week, I’ve got Interpol half way up my ass, lookin for some mass murderer, “Kira.”

            >Yeah I saw something about it on the news.

            >Well it turns out he’s been whacking every known drug dealer and foot soldier in Albuquerque slinging the blue stuff. Turns out one of them was… Jesse Pinkman. So I get a call from some Ching Chang Chong asking if Heisenberg could be connected to… “Kee-rah” ehhehheh!

            >…what else did he say.

            Maybe he could get on Kira’s trail that way.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He wouldn't figure out Walt is Heisenberg unless he took a shit inside his house.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was watching these at the same time on Netflix when I first saw them and they are similar in how many times Light and Walt could have gotten away with it but insisted on continuing to act like complete morons

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know, what you think I've done
    But if we were to battle I've already won
    Ask Gus, you don't wanna face off against me
    I'll stuff you in a barrel, and make a dude smoothie (huaugh!)
    Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody
    Always getting saved by some samurai booty
    I'm a kingpin, cookin' crystal in the middle of the day
    Having dinner by the pool with the DEA
    Run you over with my Aztek; GTA
    If you ever try to stop, Heisenberg gettin' paid
    Here's a hot dose, let me watch you choke on the truth
    You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof!
    'Cause you're a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew
    I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Having dinner by the pool with the DEA
      Laughed out loud at that part.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow i just finished both watching and reading it
    found out the writer revisited the world for a one-shot which was also pretty good (what if you just sold the death note to the highest bidder?")

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    mr. white yo, we need to cook yo
    badger and skinny need the stuff to sell yo

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lelouch

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shittier Reinhard without any of the charisma or intelligence

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Light are you even listening to me?
    >Some fat wigger has been following us for the last three blocks.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think Light has any incentive to figure out Heisenberg's real identity. He'd just wait for someone to sell him out and put his name online. That and Walt's life imploded on its own within two years.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He wouldn’t give a rat’s ass about Heisenberg until Heisenberg tried to frick with him which is what would happen in the crossover. Kira would be killing all Walt’s guys so Walt would have to try to find out who Kira is. Kira would probably catch wind of it somehow (Ryuk) and the cat and mouse game begins, it would be the same plot as Death Note except Heisenberg doesn’t have any of the immunities L had like anonymity and the entire resources of the whole planet and all its technology and governments at his disposal. Kira would snipe-out Walt instantly.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Death note (up to L's death) is unironically thriller/crime kino. There are not many TV shows or movies that are as entertaining

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      After the ominous narration about the new dark reign of Kira while he’s dramatically writing in the Note scene is the perfect place to stop.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was on the edge of my seat during the car chase when they were finally about to apprehend that CEO guy with the Note.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Light was a fricking moron, he would lose to chris chan with his name written on his forehead

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's been a while but didn't Light only kill already apprehended criminals (and people investigating him)? So if Walter is just in America doin his thang it'd be at least a good while before he'd ever even enter the crosshairs of Kira. Of course, idk how Walt would ever deduce L being Kira so maybe it's just inevitable that eventually he'd get to Heisenberg. Cuz L's literal JOB was to catch this guy, with full help and resources of international police agencies and shit, while Walt has his hands full with just running his business, so the chance he'd have of "winning" is low. I think Light was more consistently moronic and too over-proud more than Walter, but I think the circumstances favor Light so I guess him

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kira would be wiping out Walt’s operation even if Walt was off the radar. Walt would be the aggressor. Jesse would be dead unless he happened to be one of the lesser criminals Kira keeps around in case he has to do some emergency killings for whatever reason like if he has to temporarily go into hiding, then maybe that would allow for Jesse to live for a bit but Kira literally cleansed the world. How the frick would Walt sell meth or how would anyone even buy meth? If you got bopped you’re dead.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesse would be killed at random due to his name and face being in a publicly available mugshot database. It is uncertain whether or not Walt would seek retribution against Light, but if he did he would:
    >Use Mike to deduce that Kira is broadly Asian due to his mispronounciation of the r
    >Deduce further he is Japanese due to the publicly available history of the murders
    >Go to Japan to find the obvious fake Kira, due to the modus operandi changing
    >Kill him because he never saw it coming, then afterwards study the rules to find the loopholes: plastic sugery may make it so your natural face no longer exists and hence no longer valid, get Badger or Skinny Pete to purposefully mispell his real name four times to negate your name from the Death Note
    Too easy.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even if any of that bullshit worked Kira is a powerful global figure, he could just send assassins to kill Heisenberg, he doesn’t need to write his name in the note.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        And how would the assassins find Heisenberg, numbnuts? Unironically it would be easier to get a rough idea of where Kira is and how he operates due the restrictions The Death Note. Also Light is moronic, his only advantage is the note while Walt is smart with or without it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >write Heisenberg’s real name on the wall then slit your wrists
          >”El Diablo!!!!! Aaaack.”

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depends if Kira can find out that his real name is Dewan Wunocks

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Say my name.
      >I’ve won, DEWAN.
      >*Walt smirks as the clock strikes midnight and the BrBa intro cuts in*

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what if L wrote a trannies new name in the notebook? Or does the deathnote work off birth certificates? shit makes no sense

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      meant to say Kira but who writes it doesnt matter

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah if you wrote “Furonica Sparkles” in the note nothing would happen. You have to write “Steven Johnson.”

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      wasn't this handwaved by saying that the name that works is the one whose face you know who would answer to that name? like, it doesn't matter what society says their name is, just what they consider their full name to be

      it's probably written that way because the shinigami literally use it for teh lulz and aren't that anal cuz it's just a goof to them

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No you have a name that’s aligned with your soul that floats above your head a shinigami can see i.e. Tarzan would have whatever his real British name was his parents gave him floating over his head. It wouldn’t be fricking Tarzan it would be John Smith or whatever.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          So a child left in the wild who was never named would be immune? Or would he be another John Doe?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            In that case it would probably be whatever the child internalized his own name as or whatever. Good question really but probably a simple answer. If he was never given a name I doubt he would have immunity, the shinigami could see whatever his “name” was (Acorn) to write and kill him.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          wasn't this handwaved by saying that the name that works is the one whose face you know who would answer to that name? like, it doesn't matter what society says their name is, just what they consider their full name to be

          it's probably written that way because the shinigami literally use it for teh lulz and aren't that anal cuz it's just a goof to them

          Yeah if you wrote “Furonica Sparkles” in the note nothing would happen. You have to write “Steven Johnson.”

          alright then what if you're born and you're called some shit like 'michael stevens' then the hospital accidentally swaps you with another baby and everyone knows you for years as 'peter tyler' - which name would float around your head?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You would be what you were named, not the swapped name you accidentally got. It would be hard/impossible to kill someone like that with the note unless you had the shinigami eyes.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              so what, birth certificates have magical properties? or when a biological parent says the name it sticks on them permanently?
              alright what if you're never named and dropped off at an orphanage or in a dumpster to be found. dont worry i have plenty more shit questions to follow

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No it’s not birth certificates there’s clearly something divine about the name you’re given. The babe in the woods is the best question. I have no idea what your name would be in that case, the name you gave yourself in solitude I suppose.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                alright what if michael jackson was still alive, would you have to think of him as black MJ or white MJ?

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kira. I remember asking this and getting a explanation why. I forgot to screencap it.

    Tldr:light can easily figure him out. Walt wouldn't be able to find him and would be less willing to just kill random people out of suspicion.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry pals, but the nerds have spoken: HEISENBERG IS THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!
    https://g12dbfg.blogspot.com/2022/09/light-yagami-vs-walter-white.html?m=1

    Lol I have no idea why they think Walter white would be able to use his white supremacist gang to find kira. Lmao

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kira gave Walt cancer.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best possible way to dupe the Note is exactly what L did (but you need to be anonymous to pull this off thoughever) when he chose his fake name as the name of a famous celebrity so Kira wouldn’t attempt to kill you for fear of killing the celeb and ousting himself.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone remember when weebs were absolutely assblasted seething when superman beat goku in one of these videos

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn’t Mike a dirty cop? His old ass would be written off right off the bat.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kira did write like a million names literally at the beginning of the show, but that was coming off a high and was probably focused on Japan with a few major international criminals here and there. After that, he had to slow it down.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't think he was ever convicted of anything

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