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But Man will try this but the punisher will just tell him to Frick of and stop being a homosexual
Then Bruce would beat the shit out of Punisher until Punisher is pissing his pants like a baby and begging for mercy and giving Batman all his guns.
lol that homosexual who cant even kill junkie
Batman canonically easily beat up Punisher until he was crying like a baby and immediately ran away from Gotham because he was so scared of Batman beating him up again
just because comics was written by schizo leftist
>excuses, excuses
>Then Bruce would beat the shit out of Punisher until Punisher is pissing his pants like a baby and begging for mercy and giving Batman all his guns.
seethe, edgygay
Cry harder, kid
>talks about crying
>probably is a Jason Toddgay, the biggest wimp loser crybaby on the batfamily
Die. If you wanna be an edgy nihilistic killer then have a nice day
Batfamily is as shit as your batwank.
stop trying to be cool, kid.
He has a point though. I bet you're the type of gay to have never been in a real fight, let alone killed anyone.
Ok samegay, when did i say I was a good fighter?
>Heh, I never said I WASN'T a homosexual. Checkmate
This isn't the snapback you think it is...
Alright let's see your homosexual comments
>MUUUH BATIMAN MAKE PUNSHER CRY AND KILL HIM AND RAPE HIS MOTHER
>ok kid
>EDGYhomosexual
>ok kid
>JASONgay BATMAN BEATS YOU
>ok kid
>YOU NEVER BEEN IN A FIGHT homosexual I WOULD BEAT YOU AND RAPE YOUR DAD
>Here, let me show you how much insight I have into how an annoying homosexual acts
Bro, srsly, in what world does this make you look good? Are you unironically pretending we're on plebbit?
Not a samegay, just being honest. You're throwing a fit about episodic capeshit characters not being able to kill each other.
Understand that this is only possible in "What If" situations and 1 shots.
Punisher can kill goons and even the entire Marvel universe, as evidence by a comic of the same name. But it's not something that can happen permanently or in canon. Same with Jason.
There are more than a few versions of Batman who kill, but the canon one and the Joker have fixated archetypes that won't change, because if they do, they stop being those characters and they stop making money.
It's the other guy
Do Jasongays not know about the Grim Knight? He kills people for throwing bubblegum wrap on the street.
Why does regular Batman make them seethe so much?
>feats
Average batfan
>Batgays don't understand this is Bruce going psycho and developping a personnality disorder.
>Batgays calling another character edgy
Amazing.
yummy batshota
average punisher fan pictured
Meds.
just about, but I still hate what they did to him
facts
>ESL
samegay
Than Batman would go get cucked by catwoman.
Then the Joker would put laughing gas in the kool-aid killing a shit ton of people for the 500th time
Why doesn’t Batman just ask for help? Is he moronic.
Punisher because his kill count is less than the kill count of Batman's villains that continue to live.
Problem, moralgay?
opposite of a problem, i posted the solution, using numbers. do you even math, bro?
Punisher doesn't "debate". He'd forfeit by not showing up.
Batman because he has a higher IQ
punisher has the punisher force.
Depends of who the writer wanks
Why would Batman debate a criminal? He'd just throw him in jail
Baty sue always wins
>Who would win in a debate ?
Batman
Punisher knows what he does is fricked up
also can you stop making these moronic threads about Batman vs the Punisher you moronic ESL babbling homosexual they're not the same other than "one bad day is what drives me to be my version of the hero"
Punisher. Batman can’t do anything right.
Punisher got disowned by his wife. Not my idea of doing things right. And he got replaced by some Shieldgay.
Is it extemporaneous or does Batman have time to prepare?
These 2 are my favorite characters for separate reasons, but the primary one is that they're regular people who take matters into their own hands. Whether they actually kill or not is irrelevant to me since I'm aware they can't put down other established people for good.
>Batgays on suicidewatch.
This is fricking hilarious I can’t see what’s to come to Cinemaphile in the next few days.
t. kid who is wondering why Wille E. Coyote and Road Runner never die
Aww look at the Batgay deflecting to something else to avoid Batcuck from getting criticized.
You just don't get how these fictional settings work kid
Batgays are the lowest IQ Black folk in the entire comic book industry.
>proceeds to cream himself over black panther
that's a good character, batman isn't
simple as
They're so fricking stupid. Biggest embarrassment on Cinemaphile by far. Someone stated on here that Batgays got banned from a site or I guess Batman related topics and I can see why. Insufferable pieces of shit.
Agreed. Second worst next to Cucknisher fans.
>make threads crying about fictional character's "logic"
>people explain comic book logic to you
>proceed to then throw fit
It's not Batman fans who are the issue here. Stop treating these things like they're real people.
Reminds me of that Mauler gay who went "Why didnt' Spider-Man kill Doc Ock with 1 punch?"
Because it's not good storytelling lmao
Just admit Bamham and the Cucknisher were never good characters. Archie is a good character.
Ok I admit it. My argument still stands though, there's good and bad storytelling and you either get it or you don't.
Depends who's writing the debate. Cause really, by the way comic books go, neither is right or wrong. Batman's conceit that using harsh scaring tactics but preventing further death is the best way to handle crime only works if the system can properly reform those who do step away from the life of crime. And Punisher's idea that decisively murdering those who commit crimes only works if the amount of criminals actually go down, whether out of fear or due to lack of numbers. But it's comic books. Batman's criminals can only become functional human beings if the editors let them, else they're free to regress or stagnate and prove him wrong. Likewise, the idea that the Punisher can ever run out of people to kill is just impossible if you want his comic books to function, hence his crusade to stop crime by murdering it won't ever end because there won't ever be enough bodies to deter people from lining up to be shot down by him.
While I personally lean more towards Batman, I honestly don't care who would win because the way the comic book industry is set up, neither of them CAN win lest their comic books actually get a proper ending.
Honestly, it's not Batman's fault that the villains keep escaping. Just get proper prison security and reinstate the death penalty. This shouldn't be a problem.
Batman gives other lesser criminals brain damage to escape his no kill rule but refuses to do so to the Joker.
no he doesn't, he has literally never done that and that is something you made up just to be mad about.
I didn't make it up. Batman is just a cucked freak.
The Joker can't die, he's a money maker.
I know, but in-universe it just makes Batman a loser.
Yeah well, all comic book heroes are like that. You don't have to care.
Batman is the worst of the worst.
You haven't read many comics then. In so many decades it's inevitable a few good stories will come out of a given character.
Batman was always shit.
No one is jealous of a shitty comic character, ESL gay.
Nah you're shit.
lol
lmao even
Same gay audience as Batman.
>lol
>lmao even
congrats, you're as homosexual as they come with that twitter speak
Congrats, you still can't type for shit. Even worse than twitter talk.
I see you're blind too
I'm sorry you can't see that Batman is objectively shit.
Both are cucks, so that makes you one as well.
Audiences for the same shit material.
>both are cucks
Alright so who isn't then? How are you for example not a cuck?
By not liking shitty characters like Batman.
Any other examples? Because that isn't enough anon
No because Batman is the definition of a cuck.
Batman is a fictional character, I'm talking about reality here
The reality is that if a real person likes Batman then they're a cuck. If you like a cuck, then you are one.
Then you don't know the definition of what a cuck is.
Even on a technical level you're still wrong.
>NOOO WHY AREN'T YOU WATCHING MLP INSTEAD NOOOOOOOOOO
lol, every time
Nice projection homosexual. You keep bringing up MLP to cope with your covert addiction.
Schizophrenia. Batman is a cuck.
Only cucks like other cucks.
my MLP comment is spot on, we both know it
>MLP
Same gay audience like Batshitter.
Very close, anon.
You like Batman, you're life already sucked to get to that point.
>you're
ESLshitter so mad he can't even type properly anymore. I accept your concession.
That's great. One more Batshitter gone.
Only Batcucks are.
Did you say that to your homosexual partner last night, anon?
And there goes another. Feels great.
>Feels great
Something I doubt you've felt recently in your life. In this case, it's an honor to postpone your suicide by at least a few hours or days.
Sorry your life is so shit you have to project your own issues onto other people online. Stop inserting as Batman, put down the rope, and get a job so you wouldn't feel like your cucked idol 24/7.
It's obviously not projection. You're seething aimlessly at some comic book character (quite literally made for entertainment and nothing more) and treating it as a serious thing.
Not only can I safely assume your life is shit, it's significantly worse than what it probably seems on the surface.
>Spends hours defending Batcuck
Oh the irony of following a cucked depressed hypocrite. Did I make you cry loser?
I've been here for an hour, it's not that long t b h.
But all memes aside, don't have a nice day yet. First try and reach your peak potential. If you don't have anything to lose you also don't have any excuses not to try.
Don't give me your parents advice when they found out you're a useless Batcuck.
Whatever man, hope everything works out fine.
seek god bro you wouldn't be as miserable
You can't be a Christian and defend a demon like Batman, anon. You're trading your soul for a dumb comic book character.
that's not bruce wayne
Batman is the very representative of a demon. Doesn't matter who wears the suit. It's the concept.
>Do not love the world or anything in the world. If anyone loves the world, love for the Father is not in them
but haven't you spent the entire thread crying about how he won't commit the sin of murder?
You don't have to be a Christian to know that 90% of Christians don't even follow the bible they recommend.
you definitely don't
How's your other pathetic Batcucks doing compensating in the other thread?
>I'm such a loser I have multiple threads to cry about a cartoon character
why reveal this about yourself?
Because this is all I have going in my life. A comic book character invented in 1939 is the bane of my existence.
It's the reason why I can't get a job or get laid. Batgays will NEVER understand this pain. EVER.
>Batgays will NEVER understand this pain.
>Batgays will understand this pain.
Nice typo. I fixed it for you.
Are you a loser like me who vents his frustration on fictional cereal characters because he can't cope with his shitty existence? How do we escape this fate anon?
Nice projection ESL gay, everyone knows it's you with your shitty typing skills.
how can it be projection if you just admitted this? you're the dumbest person I've ever come across here holy shit
You're the dumbest homosexual on this board. Only Battards project their own issues onto others. Consequence of being an ESL batloser.
Finally you admitted it. Nice, the next step is to put down the gun and get off of Cinemaphile. Life is worth living outside of Batcuck.
>How do we escape this fate anon?
Stop liking Batshitter, you haven't figured it out yet because your too addicted to Batshit to see the light.
Why are you pretending to be me? I already admitted why a saturday morning cartoon character brings me to tears, it's because this is the only way I cope with being gynecomastia and living in isolation.
Why are you schizo posting your life on Cinemaphile? I hope you get the help you need Batcuck. Did Batman get his ass kicked in the comics again that you needed to rant?
Why are you pretending to be me? I already apologized in an indirect manner. You were right. Seething about captain Batman while there's more fruitful endeavors is a waste of my brain cells.
Utter schizo talk. Completely detached from reality after Batturd comics lowered his IQ. Next time don't drop all your meds on floor.
Samegay. Stop schizoposting and get a job. This thread is the most embarrassing shit I done ever seen.
Kek problem?
Pure mental illness. Consider getting a life anon.
OH NO NO NO ahahahah it's a schizo
Nice edit. Batloser. All this to defend a Batcuck.
>keeps doing it
OH NO NO NO ahahah
I was on your side you lying homosexual, you replied to yourself this whole time
Kek problem?
Don't be so gullible next time Black folk.
>you replied to yourself this whole time
Fell for Batcuck photoshop deception. homosexuals don't tell the truth. It's why they like Batshitter.
cringe
t. Batshitters believing other batshitters.
You're late for your ESL class.
I don't know who is who anymore but in any case thanks for making my day schizoanon
Keep seething, I've got you fooled Batcucks.
Thanks for the (You)s homosexuals.
Stop lying and pretending to be me moron. Shut up. Just shut the frick up. It's not funny anymore.
They all want to be me so badly.
no one wants to be you moron, stop samegayging and embarrassing yourself further
You're embarrassing yourself by believing negative IQ Batcucks. And you still can't type for shit.
negative IQ > mental illness
just kys and end your misery neckbeard
Are you still seething after Batman got shit on by multiple people earlier? Maybe one day you realize he's shit and remember to take your ESL classes.
>still going on about batman when the topic is clearly his mental illness
batman is a fictional character, you're a deranged moron
And you're deranged enough to samegay in multiple threads defending him.
you're the one who was samegayging moron
and this stopped being about batman like halfway through the thread
shove batman up your ass you dysgenic freak
You're such a fricking idiot falling for photoshop shenanigans Batcucks are so fricking stupid that they have to samegay and copy others to cope with their shit character. Negative IQ.
And you still don't bother to fix what you type because you're too lazy.
i can't KNOW if it's photoshop or not, and i don't care
you're the most insufferable homosexual i've ever had the displeasure of seeing on Cinemaphile
As long as you keep replying to him you're not any better. Just move on. Given that he's been seething close to 6 hours it's obvious he has no life and this is all he does.
Same Batgays that were were arguing for hours in 2 threads. You're still here defending a caped cuck.
you've been seething over a fictional character for 2 threads
a literal cartoon character, you're mentally fricking ILL
Can you read moron? I said Batgay(s). Not Batgay. You're the same losers pissing yourselves over people shitting on Batman over 2 threads for hours. So fricking stupid like your cucked idol. Can't even hide your typing style.
>just repeats himself like a broken record
the fact that you admit you've been doing this for 2 threads now is definite proof you're mentally ill
>Doesn't deny it
Lol what a fricking loser. Did I hurt your feelings that badly?
deny what moron?
imagine wasting your life on this earth like this
saddest homosexual i've ever come across, no cap frfr
If you invested that energy into something productive you'd probably have a semblance of a life anon. Surely you can't be proud of this.
Maybe stop investing your life defending Batloser and then you can properly take your own life advice.
Anon you've been doing this for like 6 hours now and apparently 2 threads.
You're in no position to give life advice. If I admit Batloser is an awful character will you promise me to fix your shit?
I wasn't here that long. But I noticed the same commenters shitposting for hours in the same threads when I quickly read it. And you're one of them. Still here.
t. Battard foaming at the mouth over one anon.
They're obsessed with me.
>They're obsessed with me.
Yeah, it's not you photoshopping shit and being a general troll.
Mental Illness. Go back to dry humping your Bat poster.
Tough luck gay I'm neither a Batman nor a Cucknisher fan. Both are mutt fantasies.
now kiss
>I wasn't here that long
I don't believe you. You've been here at least 3 hours but probably more.
Otherwise this thread wouldn't have been bumped to this extent. You have major issues.
Will you calm yourself if I told you Batwank is a shit character or not?
Yet you believe Batlosers whose been shitposting for hours on the other threads with the same typing style and samegayging. You're confused man.
>Will you calm yourself if I told you Batwank is a shit character or not?
Why does my opinion matter that much to you if you believe this is a waste of time?
I mean it's possible that someone carried over from the other threads but that doesn't make them in the right either.
What major malfunction led you to spending your time like this? Is it a regular pastime activity or do you have some debilitating disease?
>What major malfunction led you to spending your time like this?
You been posting in the same 2 thread for hours. Don't project your own issues onto to me because you can't help but reply to one anon on Cinemaphile. Meds.
I guarantee you you've spent more time in this thread than me.
You can't even give me a straight answer. Don't deny it. You been in those threads for a long period of time defending Batman. The way you type is a dead give away. It's why you can't stop responding. You're obsessed. Get help and stop reading Bat cape shit.
This is the first such thread I partake in. And when I started posting it already had a decent chunk of replies. The fact that you've been doing this for 2 threads and however many hours now and don't see an issue with this means you're probably autistic or some shit. You probably don't realize you're doing something out of the ordinary at all.
You're clearly lying. You're previous posts weren't clear in response for a reason. You have a severe mental illness where you have to make shit up to cope. Your BatGod takes more priority over your life. Turn the computer off and seek help.
I've been as clear as humanly possible. You have a deranged obsession with a fictional character. Do you realize what you've spent hours arguing about? This isn't politics or humanitarian sciences, it's a fricking capeshit character. This "turn off the computer" mumbo jumbo is supreme projection, except, whoever told you this was actually right. You should follow their advice.
Again, please take your meds. You're getting so angry that you can barely control yourself. You're deranged enough to defend Batman and you're deranged up to shitpost in 2 threads for hours and samegay for a capeshit character. Take you're own advice and calm down.
Riiiiight, it's me who has to take his meds. Do you spend every Friday like this or?
No but I know you do. You're still spending your time arguing with me. You must be like this everyday sadly.
When you talk to Battards and that one ESL gay, you have to be careful not to pick up some of their moronation.
>No
I find that really hard to believe given the circumstances. Like, really, really hard. It's obvious you do this here and probably on other boards, but does it even do anything for you?
I mean frick man you've watched a movie or worked out or done whatever else. If I agree Batman is a shit character will you seek professional help?
>but does it even do anything for you?
Does arguing with me do anything for you? If you like Batman this much anon, just admit that I bother you. You and that other anon won't stop until I stop. You're free to go to any other thread. But apparently I matter more to you.
>you can't even spell tho
See
Consequence of responding to an ESL gay like you.
>Does arguing with me do anything for you?
For one thing, I'm trying to understand why you are like this and if it possibly be fixed somehow. Tell ya what, if I admit Batman is the worst character in all of fiction, do you promise to seek help for your issues? I'm sure you can do better, you're clearly not totally moronic.
Mental Illness. Playing doctor online won't help you learn and receive the proper education. You have to actually work for it.
Right. So I'm literally offering you an admittance that Batman is a shit character, which is what you've spent like 6 hours trying to communicate, and now you don't even want me to affirm your sole goal? What DO you want from this? What do you expect?
>offering you an admittance that Batman is a shit character
Kek, you're not any different from the Batgay who was editing reply posts and shitting on his own favorite character.
Absolute mental illness. You pretend to care about Cinemaphile posters because of someone disliking a capeshit character. Sad.
I do care though. And you're the one who was editing but that's ok. If I admit it's a shit character will you promise to get help?
Schizo ramblings from a lying batcuck.
It's sad how obsessed you are. I guess those wounds from those threads shitting on Batgay didn't heal yet.
Is that a yes or a no?
>You have to actually work for it.
says the person who spends his entire life arguing about fictional characters on some pajeet forum
>ESL anon says as he spends hours on the same site he shits on.
Fricking lol.
because you won't shut up
You could ignore me, but you're too weak minded to not do so.
Meds. You're seeing things that aren't there.
>You could ignore me
and you could ignore me, why haven't you so far?
Because Batcucks are pathetic and need me in their lives.
sounds like cope
No, I gave you an option. I say loud and proud Batman is a shit character and you promise to seek help/fix your life, etc. So what's it gonna be, deal or nah?
Such a lying cuck. You like Batman anon. You saying a meaning less sentence with no truth behind it means nothing. Stop cancelling your appointments to shitpost on Cinemaphile for Batturd. You could "help" any other anon on Cinemaphile but you're here, for hours on end, to respond to me because someone doesn't like a bat capeshitter. Take meds. It would've helped before you spent all day on the other thread doing the same thing.
Batcucks need to cope? Yes I agree.
>meaning less
you still can't spell for shit lmao
>no argument
See
And you still haven't bothered to improve any of your responses because you lack the necessary life skills to do so. Lazy.
Are you okay? Are you so delusional that you have to cope and pretend that you care about Cinemaphile users? Is Batman this important to you? If so, then that's sad. Take meds.
>lazy
haha yeah unlike you obviously, hopefully you're getting something out of it
he won't stop because he's a troll and this is his existence
Schizo talk. You have been doing this shit for hours. Fricking loser lol. You can't stop responding to me.
Take your meds. Playing doctor online isn't healthy.
I didn't say I'm the doctor, I'm saying it might be in your benefit to get checked by one. So do you agree or disagree with the proposal? I think it's a fair deal.
>I didn't say I'm the doctor,
Mother of schizo, get some help. Going along with your mental illness isn't going to help you become one in life.
Nice projection, that's why you're still here. I can't control your shitty life and your apparent obsession with me.
lol and why are you here? shouldn't you be above this?
I think a consensus can be reached but for some reason anon doesn't want to cooperate or answer simple questions. If nothing else, nice digits.
You idiots need me sadly. Otherwise you have no one to talk to. You won't stop until I stop.
Did you run out of medication? Do you have such a severe mental illness where you can't even comprehend the responses in the thread? Going along with your play doctor nonsense isn't going to help you, anon. Maybe address your compulsive lying first.
Projection won't do you any good when you ignore the simplest of questions.
I don't even mind that you're mentally ill at this point but I would like for you to do something meaningful with your life.
My suggestion is that I denounce Batboy as a bad character and then you agree to turn your shit around. What do you think?
No one is obligated to give answers to a compulsive liar with a serious case of mental illness who believes they're certified to give advice on Cinemaphile.
Projecting and pretending to "care" about people on a shitposting website filled with shitposters. I refuse to give you what. I don't feed people this delusional with themselves.
>I don't even mind that you're mentally ill at this point but I would like for you to do something meaningful with your life.
Anon, stop projecting your own failed desires onto me.
Fricking loser. Still didn't bother to improve his own typing skills.
You refuse to give me what? Uhh, thanks anon.
I think my proposal was pretty straightforward. I see a possibility for you to improve your life but it has to start with something small, like acknowleding your faults and moving on to fixing them.
You've been beating around the bush a lot, to the point where I'm not sure if your obsession with this fictional character is the driving force. Do you want me to agree this character is shitty or not?
I'm not obligated to feed your mental illness. Take your meds and maybe later down the road follow your own advice. Try to find out why you need to pretend be someone you're not on a website like Cinemaphile.
I'm starting to doubt you comprehend what I'm asking you here, and whether you're even a person or some bot.
Let me try this way:
Do you want me to agree with your views on the Batman character or not? The inability to answer this question will result in your admittance that you are mentally ill.
Conjuring up random narratives in your head won't achieve anything anon.
>Do you want me to agree with your views on the Batman character or not? The inability to answer this question will result in your admittance that you are mentally ill.
You're so autistic that you still don't get why I refuse to feed this schizo nonsense. Playing along with your manipulation won't change the outcome of your sad life pathetic life.
Well, I gave you an opportunity to disprove my notion about you being mentally ill. You rather obtusely, and after repeated opportunities to prove otherwise, disagreed to do it.
Hopefully you can muster the willpower to seek whatever help you are so desperately in need of.
>I gave you an opportunity
> seek whatever help you are so desperately in need of.
Absolutely delusional. You're a simple shitposter on Cinemaphile anon who spent hours arguing with me and others on 2 threads over Batman. Perhaps follow your own advice, anon, because you have a profound case of mental illness and schizophrenia.
You already agreed with me, willingly or by mere incapability of comprehending my question, that you are mentally ill. Now, I'm not narcissistic enough to assume what your exact mental illness is, I'm not a trained professional in that field. But it doesn't exactly take a genius to deduce you have serious issues.
With that in mind, this temper tantrum may not have been triggered by the fictional character Batman, but something else.
Do you want me to agree Batman is a bad character or not? Refusal to answer this question will result in your admission that Batman is in fact your favorite fictional character.
Refusing to answer a question and explaining why is a response. You just refuse to accept it. Not feeding your delusions. Meds.
>Do you want me to agree Batman is a bad character or not? Refusal to answer this question will result in your admission that Batman is in fact your favorite fictional character.
Mental illness right here. Came to a conclusion with no logic behind it. Had to create your own narrative to make yourself sound "smart."
>I'm not a trained professional in that field. But it doesn't exactly take a genius to deduce you have serious issues.
See
Cinemaphile shitposting projecting onto another Cinemaphile user.
You're not okay.
>Refusal to answer this question will result in your admission that Batman is in fact your favorite fictional character.
Bot response.
If you're one for allegory anon, this was me asking you to blink once for yes and blink twice for no.
While it wasn't easy to pry an answer out of you, you essentially agreed that you are mentally ill and shortly thereafter that Batman is, for whatever reason, your favorite fictional character.
If you ask me, mentally illness of the kind you possess is not optimal, and Batman may not even be the best character in fiction, if we look at fiction's entire history.
Nevertheless, your concession is accepted. I guess you are at least agreeable on a subconscious level if nothing more.
With that, our communication is over. I'll now leave the thread and be unable to see any further response.
Good luck on developing a life outside of this board.
Mental illness. Your run overly long novels doesn't change anything. You not only type like a bot but you act like one as well. A manipulative lying Cinemaphile shitposter giving people advice on a capeshit thread.
>If you're one for allegory anon, this was me asking you to blink once for yes and blink twice for no.
Wow, you're such a fricking idiot. Rearraigning your sentence order and throwing out simple allegories doesn't make you sound intelligent. You're on Cinemaphile and have been on here for hours arguing about Batman. Get help you delusional cuck.
You lost
Sit in your dildo throne homosexual
I just gotta say, I went through the entire thread and the sexual tension between you two is OFF the chart. Both of your posts ending in the same digits is romantic pottery. My favorite gay couple in all of Cinemaphile's history.
nonsense, I'll actually stop right now because your responses have become lazy and boring
congrats on winning the biggest nolifer award my man, truly the greatest autist or all time
Your replies make less and less sense. Let me attempt to be as forward and as simple as I can be. Do you want me to like or dislike the Batman character?
>You can stop replying to me
I bet you don't want me to though, what else would you do with your shitty life then?
I'm offering what I believe is a generous proposal. I agree with whatever your thoughts are on this fictional character and take them as my own, under the condition that you seek help. Do you agree or disagree?
Do you agree to stop replying to anon if I tell him Batman is shit?
>You could "help" any other anon on Cinemaphile but you're here
Yeah, because you're clearly in need of help. Why are you avoiding the proposal? I could quite easily agree with your views on Batman, whatever they may be, but under the condition that you seek help. How about it pal?
you can't even spell tho
>You're
lol you can't spell
Samegay
Thank you for defending my honor anon, I always trusted in you
-Frank "The Punisher" Castle
Seethe harder.
But the truth is that they can't.
Screencapped this for future keks. Imagine seething this much over a capeshit character lmao.
I drove Batcucks to insanity. They went full schizo. All to defend Batturd and his shit comics.
There's another Batshitter shitting on his own gays to defend some cuck in a Bat costume. Mental Illness at it's finest.
you're legit the biggest loser I've ever seen on Cinemaphile, regardless if you're samegayging or not
real schizo hours today
this is next level mental illness
Or maybe I'm just playing with you and it was a samegay. Guess you'll never know, Batcuck.
>Responded too late
Batcucks are still lying. Sad!
real schizo hours
seek urgent mental help
Only Batcucks are this desperate. Sad! Had to resort to lying like their cucked idol in the comics.
>almost exactly 1 minute apart
yeah. it's a samegay
shit thread
>schizo shit
I don't actually watch batman I just find anon's seethe funny
>Life is worth living
you call yours a life? wew lad
You can't relate because you barely have one. Sad!
>Sad!
your life? sure is
>your life? sure is
>My life? Sure is
Fixed it for you. Don't skip your ESL classes.
You're obviously not a Christian either so what do you know about it?
you're divorced from reality
Face it bro you got got. Be seeing you around, I've got other shit to do 😛
Lol, not even close anon.
At this point you're just fishing for you's because you ran out of arguments. Your life must suck.
Cuck THIS *grabs dick*
The audiences are different, you're just too closed off from society to know or one of those people who believe in "unisex" appeal.
just stick to my little pony
Punisher is jealous he'll never be a real man like BatCHAD
you're jealous because he's a chad and punisher is a weak cuck who got his face punched-in
The fact that the justice system hasn't executed most of Batman's rouges is a failing of it.
Batman officially won the debate with his fists.
Batman officially wins the debate with wanking
>Batman
>Punisher
>Debate
lol lmao even all it would be is autistic shrieking followed by violence. I like Batman and Punisher but a core part of their characters are that they're unreasonably hardline to the point of moronation
Punisher.
Spiderman wins
He's got the same mentality as Batman.
He isn't a schizo that wouldnt kill the joker, so no.
he saved both green goblin and carnage
carnage from a guy whose daughter carnage had eaten 5 minutes prior
not that anon but peter would probably take a bullet for the honkler
I honestly can't see Batman winning a debate. Punisher is a loon on the other side of the spectrum, but it's been displayed multiple times that as crazy and murderous as he is, even he knows where to draw a line, and that while Batman is concerned about perpetuating a mindset that feeds a system that's been shown time and time again to be clownishly corrupt and ineffective, Punisher is just concerned about punishing the blatantly wicked and leaving it at that.
They're both bugfrick crazy, and both should be locked up, but realistically, Punisher would get all but the most bleeding heart pacifists agreeing that people like Joker, cartel members, and child molesters should eat shit, the same can't really be said for Batman, who would have a hell of a time trying to convince people why he's let his villains live for so long after the bodycount they've racked up, and the misery they've inflicted time and time again, so I can see Punisher winning over more people to see his side just through the sheer weight of atrocities carried out by the villains under Batman's watch.
>clownishly
lol
heh i get it
I think Punisher's argument would be better but Bruce is the one trying to be a good person first and foremost, which is admirable.
Frank is a loose canon and he himself said he only feels good when he's killing.
A person who selectively kills is the best option, really.
Not every single criminal but not closing his eyes to the most despicable people.
>Bruce is the one trying to be a good person first and foremost, which is admirable.
When millions are dying because of him? nah
>punisher is a loose canon
So does batman.
Both are schizos, I would unironically choose captain america, he stand true to his ideals but analyze how it should applied to situations.
>When millions are dying
When did the Joker kill millions?
Should i laught at that one or you stopped reading comics since after the 70s?
A million is a big number, I don't think his kill-count is that high.
That's a fine enough stance to take but then you can just admit no cape characters are good.
Mortal Kombat and Injustice he killed millions
Officially in regular his count is thousands
Darkseid has killed more and Batman took him out
No he didn’t, the bullet just defeated him not killed him he’s still here
If he shot the Joker he would come back somehow too. A piece of rock fell on them and killed both but then they got resurrected.
Batman got his ass clapped by his lasers right after the bullet. It was suppose to be a cool moment but him jobbing right after was hilarious. DC in a nutshell.
Oh, so this is just fragile Marvelgays seething over Batman, gotcha
Why are you moving the goalpost? It doesn't make the sense any less funny.
Because it exposes you and you can be ignored as a consolewar toddler. Without DC, your entire brand wouldn't even exist. Also, Batman killed before any Marvel hero ever did.
Kek I don't care about any of that. Batman jobbing was still funny because of the setup. Your schizo ramblings isn't changing it.
>Kek, I don't care about any of that
>proceeds to make and seethe in countless threads
No one's buying it. Now you're the laughing stock.
>Now you're the laughing stock.
So was Batman after he got cucked by Darkseid.
>I think Punisher's argument would be better but Bruce is the one trying to be a good person first and foremost, which is admirable.
That's not by being a good person, a good person would know when to let the horror end and to kill guys like Joker. Batman's stance comes from psychosis and is in no way reasonable by any human standard. Punisher is mentally unwell like Batman, but his actions don't passively or actively get innocents hurt for the sake of upholding an unrealistic ideology, the most you can argue is that it is indifferent to the wellbeing of innocents since he's more about punishing the wicked, but even that's untrue since we've had multiple instances of Frank going out of his way to be concerned with the safety of children and other innocents while he's doing his business.
In a tabletop context, if a Paladin has to choose between lawful or good, they should always choose good, no matter what, because law can be wholly indifferent to the cause of evil. Batman will uphold his code if it means thousands of innocents must continue to die, and nobody will be convinced that is good by any stretch.
Bro, Frank is mentally fricked. Even if he has points over Batman in that his actions don't both directly and indirectly lead to many more people suffering and dying, he's a nutter.
That's great and all, but call me when Frank kills Norman Osborn and his son. Until then, these threads are pointless.
It's not for the lack of trying, the last time he tried, fricking Sentry stopped him. The point is that the attempt should at least be made at every opportunity get rid of great evil, unlike Batman's approach to play pattycake with it and just hope for the best.
At the end of the day, both are excuses. The more you analyze this, the dumber it becomes. Capeshit isn't supposed to be hyper-realistic and you're trying to judge it as such.
Speaking of judge, just read Judge Dredd dude. He kills plenty.
>Who would win in a debate ?
That's OP's question, and I was making points that Punisher would win people over fairly decisively.
OP never specified what kind of debate it would be. If it's about their general methodology, I don't see many Frank Castles running around on the streets.
You get the occasional Batman, but he's scarce too.
If execution was the answer to all crime, the jails wouldn't be filled with so much people.
>OP never specified what kind of debate it would be.
It seems pretty implicit, considering the nature of the debates between these two always comes down to "kill = good! no, kill = wrong!
>I don't see many Frank Castles running around on the streets.
Depending on where you go, plenty of less civilized places are apt to be more like Punisher in their approach to criminals than Batman.
>You get the occasional Batman, but he's scarce too.
Because his methodology is extremely unorthodox and far less likely to get any noticeable results for the trouble, not to mention that in any decent legal system, everything associated with Batman or a Batman-like figure would have damn near everything thrown out and the case dismissed.
>If execution was the answer to all crime, the jails wouldn't be filled with so much people.
The real issue is thinking Punisher approaches execution as the answer to all crime, which isn't the case at all.
>fight decided by which character modern basedfaced writers hate less
lmao
Batman is slowly becoming one of the biggest laugh stocks on this board. His fans should've stayed quiet.
The biggest laughing stocks are the people who don't have an IQ big enough to understand how villains are just as popular and bankable as the heroes and they'll never die.
For the record, I don't even care about most Batman stories.
I've read and enjoyed far edgier shit.
Nah we get it. It's just that Batman is a shit character.
>Nah we get it
No, you genuinely don't, that's the issue. This isn't about Batman but practically every comic book character. You have an issue with the format anon, trust me.
> It's okay because meta reasons
Don't normalize eating shit, anon.
Pray tell, what are some good capeshit characters with good stories? Non-contarian answer if possible.
>good stories
>capeshit
lol
Frick off homosexual
Cinemaphile dont read comics anon
All capes have shitty histories, you should fish for the good ones or before the 2000s.
I was asking for good ones but I guess there aren't any.
Batman Year 100
No trolling anon
I wasn't, you should check it out
Frank, they whole point of bats is that he's mentally ill
>he thinks Frank is mentally sane
>Punisher
Pathetic. What a weak pathetic coddled blubbering soft cuck. BatMAN has no reason to cave to the crying of this fruity little gay when he’s too wimpy and sheltered to even put up a fight.
This thread is cringe. They have different pros and cons but both are interesting.
I'd rather shit on bad characters which are most of the rest.
>kid saying shit and posting moronic feats again
Spider CHAD decimate both of these losers, don't get ahead of yourself edgy batCUK
>“chad”
Paul literally fricked and came inside Peter’s wife. And she had a black boyfriend before Peter. And so did Gwen. And Felicia got fricked by Luke Cage.
Also Batman has nanites that transmute your skin into phosphorus, which means he wins in a fight easily.
Batman beats the shit out of little cucky peter then makes him watch as Mary Jane experiences the Batdick too.
Good luck with that
The Punisher has captured Spider-Man before.
1 bullet is all it takes.
Batman Wins.
>storytime screenshot
Read comics homosexual
what the frick are you talking about?
Funny how simple and barebones this is, and it looks better than most modern comics
Punisher has never debated anyone.
This used to be a funhouse
But now it’s full of Evil Clowns
It’s time to start the countdown
I’m gonna burn it down down down
Tsk tsk gay song
fitting since punishergays are gay homos who want batman to kill straight people
Both have their pros and cons. Considering the industry is on its last legs, it's a bit silly to even compare the two like their stories are similar. One has 1 set of gimmicks and the other has different ones.
If well written.
Batman would beat Punisher to a bloody pulp but the Punisher would be laughing about how Batman couldn’t finish the job, about how the Punisher would inevitably kill more people, and how it proves his point.
Maximum security prisons exist. In running series, prisoners break out, but if it's a one shot, there's no reason for the Punisher to escape.
He was let out on purpose here. In such a story, he would simply stay put and that would be the end of it.
It's not like there's a lot of mass murderers that have escaped prison. If the writer is smart, he'll just be real about it.
This entire thread reeks of Discord raid
I agree but it's funny how cartoons never get touched, just the only even remotely masculine media discussed here.
All the while, if you criticize Steven's Universe or something, it suddenly becomes an issue.
Cinemaphile in general is a super gay board
Cinemaphile is more gay than the troony board
Yeah but only because of people like this guy who projects
otherwise it's ok
Red hood and punisher team up
How would Batman react?
He'd beat up both of them until they're both begging him for mercy and running away
They'd team up, Batman would just make them shoot the thugs at the knees.
I can see a scenario where they get the hit on Joker, but then Bruce will make whoever killed him turn himself over. In the end it would work out fine.
been done already
Batman would win because he'd just ask "who decides what the line is if not the law". Punisher's line is entirely arbitrary and not based in debate; (Bruce Wayne) Batman's is based on his obsession with order.
A Batman without the line would result in a fascist police state.
>Batman would win because he'd just ask "who decides what the line is if not the law".
He's already a vigilante, he said "frick this" to that line a long time ago.
In some respects yes, but he works largely in accordance with the law by aiding them catch criminals.
>but he works largely in accordance with the law by aiding them catch criminals
Even that's a massive question mark, because the acquisition of evidence in relation to the crimes he's stopping would be tainted as frick. There's a reason why the collection of evidence in a lot of cases have to be done in a particular manner, because it could be very easily argued by any lawyer worth their license to have it thrown out if it were taken through unlawful means.
Sure, but he's a detective and usually investigates his targets better than a regular policeman could.
The legal validity of what he does is questionable, but it's a far cry from killing every other jaywalker on the street.
>Sure, but he's a detective and usually investigates his targets better than a regular policeman could.
His competency as a detective has nothing to do with it, it's how admissible his findings could be in court.
>The legal validity of what he does is questionable
And that is exactly why any evidence he acquires would be thrown out, because there's nothing corroborating his story of that shit being valid, for all the legal system is aware, this masked freak could be planting shit on people and implicating them in something, or possibly omitting evidence that could draw attention away from his potential involvement. The individual known "Batman" isn't a valid witness to anything and is never on the stand to lend credence that whatever has been found in the case against the defending party is legit.
>Who would win in a debate ?
No one, especially not the reader
Delete this immediately
>be Batman
>infinite wealth
>stylish
>own property
>lots of friends
>handsome sons who look just like him and usually do his bidding
>even the dead schizo son healed up and will make babies with cute superintelligent Hmong girl
>be Frank
>why even live
>cute superintelligent Hmong girl
wat? (I thought Red Hood is with Artemis?)
Batgays are the dumbest Black folk on this site. That no kill rule thread must’ve triggered something.
>spends 5 hours and 33 minutes seething over a man who dresses up as a bat
No anon, this is pathetic.
you're mentally ill
frank castle isn't a real guy anon
I made half the comments in this thread
goodnight schizos
Yeah we know already. It started off as funny but now it's just sad.
I agree that Batman is a shit character just seek help anon, I'm serious. This was unexpected.
Don't apologize to that gay, that's what he wants. He did the schizo pity play so people could agree with his points because he's like a child throwing a tantrum.
Batman because he'd beat the shit out of Punish to the point that he's unable to talk.
Does the punisher punish vigilantes? Because that seems kind of hypocritical
Hey, cuckman. Gimme a (you). Need one for bus fare.
Mutts are mentally ill
In reality most of these superhero villains like the Joker would be on death row on maximum security or executed. No sympathy for repeat murderers.
I don't get the love for punisher. He's just an ex-military. He is only a man with a gun. Why the frick is he like a god?
>He is only a man with a gun
yeah thats why people like him
Batman, but no matter how much he points out the flaws in Frank’s ideology, or how his rules are filled with exceptions and contradictions. Frank won’t ever admit he’s in the wrong, because he’s a sociopath who craved violence and used his family’s death as an excuse to rage an endless war. He won’t ever stop killing, it’s what drives him and gives him purpose.
There was a show about time travel where in far future debate became short for death battle. This would suck as a death battle though because the killing rule undermines the entire ideological contrast.
live
>If you kill a killer Castle, the number of Killers in the world remain the same...
"That only happens if you kill one killer... I'm gonna kill them all."
>... You've beaten my Bat-Math!
"Hoo hoo, Batman~! Pew Pew~!"
*Shoots the Bat-Math!*
BatBlack folk are the worst comicbook fans in existence. No wonder comics have gone downhill.
Batman should kill but only use bladed weapons.
Giving him guns seems lazy and uninspired.
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?
What happens if a homie shot and killed the Joker?
DC goes bankrupt
Nothing really. I’ll probably improve DC.